Chapter 3931 Human Cannon!

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After Lao Ma's mischief, everyone seemed to be calm for a while. First, the Rickenhams and the enemies appeared on the stage together, and then performed a battle of the kings of fast food restaurants. They were minding their own business and cooking burgers on the stage in full swing. fried chicken.

Hans took out a ten-layer Big Mac burger the size of a human head, and Ricken was even more exaggerated. It turned out to be a fried chicken leg as long as an entire arm.

I just want to know if his family has mastered leading genetic technology and is no longer satisfied with the four-legged eight-winged ultimate chicken. It is a new breed of one-legged fairy chicken with a head on a chicken leg.

Your chicken is a serious chicken, can you still call it a chicken?

In any case, everyone had a great time eating. With these big eaters in the audience, they could be wiped out no matter what they did.

Then, because they were soft-spoken and short-handed in taking advantage of others, the two of them actually got a good score. It turned out that if you want to score, you can not only suffer misfortune, but you can even bribe the referee openly and openly. They learned and learned.

However, the scores obtained by the two were actually the same, and they were evenly matched. It seems that the battle for the king of fast food will continue. I hope Hans can come up with a hundred layers of cheese grilled sauce and no bread and vegetables next time. Real Man Burger, I hope Ricken can develop the creation chicken with two big wings and a head.

When Turakov and the others came on the scene, it was a lot of trouble again. Lao Ma and Seattle Ke made a good start. Each of these people understood the unique skill of hurting each other. As night fell, the lights in the Demon King Village were extinguished one by one. The banquet also gradually came to an end.

In other words, at the climax, some guys who thought they were champion seed players took their time to stand up. Yes, I am talking about the charming and confident Feini.

When everyone saw Feini standing on the stage, they thought for a few seconds. Is it appropriate for her to stand here...?

After all, this is the stage for real men. What kind of ingredient is this? What variety?

As a macho man in the new era, it is easy to be blinded by Fini's ultimate girlish charm and get confused about gender. It is natural and a normal thing. After all, macho man has a hard time being a transvestite. Look at the development of his support group now, and it is even better than Bess. Oona and the two of them have more together, so you know how fat they are.

"Meow, it's almost my turn to perform the finale, meow."

Feeney, who spoke confidently as soon as she came on stage, threw a sparkling KIRA cute gesture towards everyone. Fortunately, the people attending the banquet were all old acquaintances and were not deceived by its appearance.

"For the performance this time, I prepared this big guy, Meow."

Seeing Fini pulling out a cannon like a pet, everyone looked a little confused.

"That's right, it's the cannon my cousin mentioned last time that can be used to launch fireworks, meow."

"No...I didn't...well, it seems like there is still such a thing?" Seeing everyone's eyes focused on me, my first reaction was to deny it hastily, but then I felt that it was not something shameful, and it seemed that it was indeed There is some impression.

The principle of the red cannon is simple, and its production is not too complicated. A fledgling blacksmith can easily tinker with it. However, it is rarely seen in the Dark Continent. The reason should not need to be explained.

I thought it would be a good idea to launch fireworks, so I didn’t know when I was hanging out in the bar, maybe out of boredom, maybe out of showoff, I mentioned this to Feini casually, but I didn’t expect it. He still kept it in mind and applied it to his comedy career.

"In short, this is the guy who launches fireworks into the sky with a BIU~~~ sound." After explaining to the audience, Feini moistened her lips with her tongue. This subtle movement seemed to make everyone's His eyes were drawn back.

Hey hey hey, are they all acquaintances as promised? ! You want an acquaintance to commit the crime! ! !

"But this time Meow, what I want to launch is not fireworks, but..." After pretending to be mysterious for a while, it announced loudly and proudly: "It's a human Meow!"

"It will kill you." I warned subconsciously, and then looked around. Each one had rough skin, as if they had worn ten layers of cowhide, especially the face, which was particularly thick, so I slapped myself in the face instantly: "Forget it, it should be... no, it will definitely not die, so feel free to use it."

"We still don't understand. How about... find someone to give it a try first? Give me a chestnut?" Kurt stood up with a simple and honest face. The confusion and uneasiness on his face made him look like a simple country man.

However, his eyes were directed at the comrades on one side who were tied to the pillar.

At this moment, we understand that this man is not simple, he understands better than anyone else! More vicious than anyone else!

But, we like it.

So the unconscious old horse was first tied up by everyone, and then he was carried and stuffed into the barrel of the gun.

"oops!"

At this moment, Shahik, who had been rummaging in his pocket, accidentally brought something out when he pulled out his hand, and it fell to the ground and rolled in front of us.

It's a round, head-sized firework ball.

Shashik stared at the fireworks ball that fell to the ground, and tears suddenly burst out of his eyes.

"This... this is actually... a family heirloom that my mother told me many times before she died to keep it safe!"

Before we could say anything, he quickly wiped away his tears and continued with a nonchalant expression.

"However, on this day worth celebrating, I have to make a treasonous and contrary decision to use these fireworks for the most valuable moment."

He looked at us with a determined look, and we gave thumbs up in admiration. Everyone was busy putting the fireworks on the top of the old horse's head, like a round hat, and then tied them tightly with ropes.

"One - two - three - let's go!!!" With a whoosh, the old horse was stuffed into the barrel.

"One - two - three - light the fire!!!" Feini imitated authentically, striking the match and igniting the fire.

“Boom——————!!!”

The ground shook three times, and the old horse soared into the sky, carrying the good wishes made by everyone, towards the sky at a 60-degree angle. With a final bang, it turned into the most brilliant fireworks in the world, lighting up the entire Demon King Village. .

The shape of the fireworks blooming is very much like the old horse smiling back at us before he died.

"It's my turn next, meow." Feini couldn't wait, as if she didn't even see how miserable the old horse's fate was... ah, no, how gorgeous it was.

It decisively got into the barrel of the gun by itself. When only one head was left, it did not forget to shout to me: "Cousin, I will ask you to light the fire later."

Then with a swish, the whole thing got in.

this……

Fini left me with a big problem. Will I be bullied by her fans online in the future?

Forget it, I don’t have many internal enemies. The singer Willas, the most beautiful Sarah, the dancer Linya, and the queen Artoria, together, I have attracted over 100 million enemies. I’m not bragging. If I If you stand in a crowded place for a few seconds, you will see a mountain of stones made of egg paste.

Decisively ignited, there was another familiar bang, the firepower was amazing, several shadows rushed out from the muzzle, but they did not turn into parabolic meteors like Lao Ma, but fell like snowflakes in the sky above the head.

Everyone stretched out their hands to grab it, and it turned out to be a fluttering ribbon and a maid's dress. The color and style were clearly what Feini was wearing just now, and they also had a bit of warmth.

A pair of pink underwear unexpectedly fell on Paladin Baal's head. He stretched out his hand to grab it and stared at the warm underwear in his hand, showing a complicated expression of a battle between heaven and man.

After all, he was once a Fini fan.

Wait, no one came out, all the clothes came out.

That is to say...

The audience in the audience didn't know who it was, but there was definitely more than one person. With a grunt, they swallowed a big mouthful of saliva and stared at the muzzle of the cannon.

Whispering, waiting for a moment, suddenly, like magic, Fini leaned out most of her body from the dark muzzle, wearing a new set of clothes.

"Hi……"

I don't know who it was, but there was definitely more than one, and they sighed with regret and disappointment.

It makes me feel that there are enemies among the masses!

"Unexpectedly, everyone thinks that what I want to perform is a human cannon, but in fact, what I really want to perform is how to put on and take off clothes in the narrow barrel of a cannon!"

Feini proudly declared that it was indeed very difficult to take off and put on clothes in that kind of barrel. It was already a magic-level operation, which was surprising.

But...how to put it, people who wanted the effect of alternative programs did not meet their psychological expectations, such as those guys who secretly swallowed their saliva and sighed secretly. People who did not expect to see alternative programs, such as me, also did not meet their psychological expectations. .

I really just want to see your little transvestite and Lao Ma turn into meteors and disappear together, so don’t continue to be an eyesore here, okay?

The program effects expected by both parties were not achieved, so it is natural that Feini's little funny magic, which is rarely successful, scored low.

For this reason, Feini felt a little disappointed, feeling that she had failed to live up to the expectations of her teacher Omas, and her comedy career had a long way to go.

After waiting for a while, no one came on stage. Everyone felt satisfied and regretful at the same time. The banquet was very interesting, but it felt like the time passed too fast, and I didn’t know if there would be a chance to make such a fuss again in the future.

However, it always felt like something was missing. Someone looked around and couldn't find the missing picture, but found an unexpected guest.

Guess who it is, our old friend from hell, the twin tails, and our new friend from the abyss, the spider demon Elian.

"Shuangwei, you came just in time." Others didn't dare to tease Shuangwei, but this leader of the Hell Army, a demon-level powerhouse, I was very enthusiastic and beckoned Shuangwei to the stage.

"As a representative of the hell world, you can't just ignore practice, right?"

"When did I become the representative of hell? When did I just stop practicing? Elian was curious about what you were doing, so I brought her here. I just came here and I didn't see anything!"

The two tails are struggling, with cat arms and cat legs, unable to escape my five-finger mountain.

"It's better not to see it." My eyes lit up: "Isn't this just for you to see it? Not only to see it, but also to participate in it, so that you can deepen your understanding and get along with each other, which is in line with our consistent style of the Holy See Mountain."

"Do you think I will accompany you to do stupid things?" Shuangwei's eyes were very bright. He would rather die than obey, but he would not bring it upon himself.

"Look, didn't you clearly see it? If you didn't see it, how would you know we were doing something stupid?"

I couldn't help but press the two tails on the stage, and I had to perform it no matter what, so that everyone could see the (funny) style of the hell world.

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