Chapter 3934: Burn, Burn, Burn! ! !
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Early in the morning, I didn't know what to say when faced with the sudden eye contact after opening the door.
When I woke up in the morning and opened the door, I suddenly found a guy I didn't know well hanging upside down in front of my house. What should I say and how can I resolve the awkward atmosphere? I'm waiting online. It's quite urgent.
I decided to give it a try myself.
"Hey, good morning, Ms. Elian, you have grown taller. Overnight, you are as tall as me."
"What do you mean by this?" Ms. Spider, who had been hanging upside down for who knows how long, actually talked to me very calmly. Maybe it was because of the spider that she was used to being hung upside down?
"Look, your eyes and mine are actually level." I reached out and touched each other's eyes, and they happened to be on the same level.
This shows what? Comrades, what does this mean?
This shows that the floor height of my house has reached the standard. Even if a big man like a barbarian suddenly comes to visit, there is no need to bend down to enter.
"..."
"..."
Miss Spider didn't seem to be very good at dealing with cold jokes. Their eyes continued to meet, and the atmosphere became quiet again, becoming even more awkward.
I thought of another cold... ah no, it's a way to resolve the embarrassment.
"I never knew." I pretended that I learned a little bit of knowledge every day.
"You speak, and I listen." You see, Miss Spider's tone is obviously cold.
"It turns out that the spider silk is pulled out from the spider's legs."
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It seems that our Miss Spider is completely unable to understand the excellent cold jokes of human beings.
Okay, let's talk about something a little more serious. It won't do any good to really piss her off.
"Um...ahem, Ms. Elian."
"Tell me, I really want to know where the limit of your humor is." You see, everyone is starting to become sarcastic.
I originally wanted to say something serious, but when she said this, I felt an inexplicable fighting spirit and changed the subject.
"Are you going to set up a net in front of my house so early in the morning?"
Ms. Spider was also very imaginative, and she actually refuted me from an unexpected point: "It's not early in the morning, it started last night."
Very good, I, Wu Feifan, recognize that you are qualified to be my compliment.
"What happened last night? You and Lilith...what's going on?" The topic went on for a long time, but it finally got back on track.
"What happened is not complicated. I met the Night Demon Queen, and then she was hung here in anger."
She has actually learned self-restraint. Lilith has really grown a lot. If it were her before, what I would see when I opened the door would not be Miss Spider, but Miss Spider's head.
I shed tears of joy like an old father. When I thought that Miss Spider was still in front of me, I coughed a few times and pretended to be indignant.
"Really, how could Lilith treat my distinguished guest like this? Ms. Elian, please wait while I go talk to her."
After saying that, she turned around and returned to the house. The door slammed shut accidentally, leaving Miss Spider to continue wandering around the door of the house alone. She was not in a hurry, closed her eyes, and counted the numbers silently in her mind, waiting until she reached ten. time to open.
Next to her, a comrade suddenly appeared.
Comrades who were hung upside down together.
"There is definitely something wrong here." I rubbed my chin and fell into deep thought.
"Why did Lilith's temper suddenly become so bad, Ms. Elian, do you have any idea?"
I actually wanted to ask, did you say or do something that irritated her, but because you were greedy for the other person's artifact, you just spoke in a tactful way.
"I still want to ask you this."
Looking at my fate, Miss Spider's mouth seemed to be slightly curved for a moment, as if to say, I have been waiting for this moment for a long time.
I wondered if I was dazzled, so I rubbed it subconsciously.
"But, what happened to you and Lilith yesterday?"
"I explained it very clearly just now. Nothing happened. Once we met and explained our purpose, the other party became furious and was hung upside down here."
"Logically speaking, although Lilith hates contact with women, she won't become like this."
"I also find it strange. Based on my previous experience in dealing with the Night Demon clan, and my understanding of the current Night Demon Queen, things should go smoothly. Which link caused the problem?"
"We've just known each other for a while, and you sound like you know Lilith very well." I squinted.
"Her thoughts are very straightforward and easy to see through. It's probably only a little harder than you...?" Her mood seemed to have improved a lot, and she actually stretched out two fingers and compared them in front of my eyes. About half an inch away.
For a moment, I couldn't tell whether she was praising me or hurting me.
After struggling for a long time, I felt that they were hurting me, so I responded: "Then, why is Ms. Elian, who can easily see through Lilith, hung upside down here?"
"First of all, understanding is based on sufficient intelligence. Secondly, the other party's emotions cannot be static. Driven by intense emotions, they will do things they would not normally do."
Miss Spider paused and looked at me with a faint look: "So, the key problem is that there must be key information missing."
"Wait a minute, what are you looking at? Are you trying to say that I deliberately concealed information from you?"
"I hope not so."
"That is to say, you think that's the case?" Being wronged for no reason, I became more polite: "Why don't you say it's your own fault? You know Night Demon, you have rich experience, and you're confident when you set off. , in fact, it’s just your hundred and ninth misunderstanding!”
That's right, what is truly experienced is not your understanding of the Night Demon clan, but your ability to commit suicide!
Miss Spider fell silent. I thought she was angry, but after a closer look, I saw that her expression was a little tangled, as if she was reflecting on herself.
Could it be that she actually has a deep self-awareness of her ability to commit suicide? That's right. Save me the trouble. Think carefully about whether it's your fault.
"Even so." After a while, Miss Spider said with a complicated expression: "Even so, I still want to confirm again whether I missed anything."
"Okay." Seeing that she exuded a sad aura that wanted to bow to fate but still had to fight hard in the end, my heart softened.
We are both hanging upside down at the end of the world, so why should we have hung each other before?
"If you think about it carefully, think about it. Did you miss any inconspicuous details? Is the Night Demon Queen really asking you to help her practice fighting?"
"Then it's still fake. It's like this all the time. Why is she looking for me if it's not for battle practice?" I blurted out. After thinking about it, I felt that for this reason, I should tell the truth frankly: "Actually, she still looks for me...for dinner, that is. Simply sucking blood.”
"But." I quickly explained: "But, she had already sucked it before last night, and the latest one lasted for half a month, so I can guarantee that she would never ask me for a drink last night. "
Having said this, I suddenly recalled a detail. Although I have not seen it with my own eyes, what the Twin Princesses told me should not be false.
"Speaking of which, it seems that Lilith's behavior was a bit strange today. When she saw her, her dress... was it very formal?"
"Well, she's wearing a nice dress, shiny accessories, and seems to have light makeup." Miss Spider looked at me strangely: "Isn't Night Demon always like this?"
I slapped my thigh. You see, this is where empiricism kills people. Maybe other night demons are keen on dressing up to attract men, but Lilith definitely doesn't. She just wants to revive the night. The demon clan only thinks about how to become stronger.
"Lilith doesn't usually dress up, let alone put on makeup or accessories."
After a pause, he added: "Of course, it's also because my Lilith is so cute, she doesn't need any clothes or makeup to dress herself up."
"She usually dresses like this when she comes to you for training guidance?" Miss Spider's focus is always different, and she is not on the same channel as me. At this time, a normal person should not praise Lilith with me. Is it enough to praise you for a whole morning?
"Not really."
"So, are you really sure that she asked you to meet at night, just like usual, for battle practice guidance?"
"What else can there be? It's always been like this." I held my chest out proudly, looking very impressive, if I wasn't hanging upside down.
"It's your turn. I've said everything I need to say. There's nothing left out. It's your turn to think about it carefully. Are there any details that have been left out and haven't been told to me since you met Lilith? .”
That's right, think carefully about whether you, an experienced death-seeking devil, said or did anything unintentionally to anger Lilith.
Just like those days when they sprinkled flour in a closed temple to celebrate, and then lit a fire and smoked a cigarette to calm down when the heat was up, what your believers sprinkled is not called flour, it is clearly your ashes.
"When you said that, I really remembered a detail that I hadn't noticed before." After a moment, Miss Spider's eyes suddenly lit up, and she felt that the answer was already coming out.
Look, look, it really is your fault, right? Tell me quickly, what did the little devil say to you!
"I saw something strange next to Lilith."
"What's weird?"
"A big bed." Miss Spider said as she recalled.
"To be precise, they are the mattresses and quilts spread on the floor. They are brand new and bright red. They are laid squarely and neatly without any wrinkles. By the way, there are two similar ones placed on the bedside. She knelt and sat beside the bed with a bright red pillow. Her clothes were neat and dignified, gorgeous and noble. Her expression seemed a little nervous and expectant. She looked here from time to time, waiting for something, and she saw that it was me who was coming. , and ran away without saying a word."
She tilted her head slightly and looked at me with curious eyes.
"Is this something you and the young Night Demon Queen often do during daily battle practice coaching?"
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