Chapter 3927 Gott Is Fearless
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"Brother Wu, what's wrong with you? Why did you come here when the banquet has already started? Besides, you don't look well and your steps are a little weak. Did you not get enough rest?"
When I sneaked back home, the banquet had already begun. The Gorilla was hiding humbly in the corner, eating barbecue, bananas, and wine. Without Sister Lina watching, I felt very happy, free, and indulgent. It came gradually, and I was about to enter the first form of the orangutan beast, rubbing the pineapple. At this time, the sharp five senses from the beast made him discover me for the first time.
"Hold it up." I gave up and pretended to be listless, but my mind was spinning at a high speed. This orangutan was easy to kill, and I could fool him with any excuse I wanted, and I could also trick him into helping me. Testify together.
"Actually, it's like this. As you know, my beloved sword was cut off."
"Puh ha ha ha ha ha ha...puff huh." The gorilla turned his head quickly with a gloating face, spitting out a mouthful of wine. When he turned back, his square face with official authority became heavy and solemn. , condolences.
"This is really bad news. Oh, dear brother Wu, please forgive me and accept the change. You must believe that tomorrow will be better."
"Oh, really?" This orangutan's acting skills are also at the orangutan level. I said with a cold face. If this thing wasn't still valuable, I would do something today to make myself feel better tomorrow. .
"Yes, yes, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come." Gorilla felt that he had passed the test, and it seemed that the fire was not enough. He nodded vigorously, his eyes suddenly became melancholy and vicissitudes, and he slowly looked at the endless against the dark night sky, his voice was low and hoarse.
"In fact, I can understand how you feel now, because I almost lost it, and almost lost my most beloved [sword]."
"Oh?" Looking at the gorilla looking sad and reminiscing, it didn't seem like he was cheating. My curiosity arose. Could it be that behind every funny character, there really is a mysterious past that is unbearable to look back on?
"Was that 30 years ago or 50 years ago? It's been so long that I can't remember clearly. The most profound memory is that one dangerous night in a snowstorm, our team encountered an unprecedented fierce battle. .”
When Gaut said this, he seemed to shiver unbearably, his face turned pale, and his expression was as stiff as if he had encountered the snowstorm he mentioned.
"Faced with a steady stream of enemies, Lina and I fought bloody battles. The corpses of monsters and teammates kept stacking up, drowning our ankles. The light of swords and snowflakes, blood and howling, strong wind and roar, exhaustion and chaos, and The darkness is mixed together, and it is no longer possible to tell who is who..."
I imagined that scene in my mind, and I couldn't help but shudder. It was indeed a dangerous situation within a dangerous situation.
But... wait, something feels wrong?
Are you sure the body is up to the ankles? Not blood? What kind of monster's body can be so small, stacked on top of each other and only reach the ankles? Forgive me for being ignorant and ignorant after more than 20 years of experience. I have indeed never heard of or seen anything.
Or are you fighting an army of mosquitoes? Teammate is a fly?
Besides, weren’t your teammates back then having a good time in the third world? Why did it suddenly become so heroic when it came to your mouth?
"Right now!" Gorilla gorilla shouted, immersed in the story he was describing, and his body shook like a sieve.
"I turned around and glanced at Lina, who was covered in blood, and showed a gentle smile."
I feel that if the battle is as intense as you said, the enemy will have already taken your dog's head the moment you look back, and your gentle smile will be frozen and placed in the photo frame.
"An extremely firm belief emerged in my heart - even if I die, I must protect Lina."
At first glance, this seems to have no problem, but if you think about it carefully, the problem is very big. The little ghost is super cute, but the ghost gorilla should forget it, become a Buddha as soon as possible, and let Sister Lina remarry.
"So I took off my armor."
This short sentence made me think for five seconds before I came back to my senses - because Gorilla stripping off his clothes has become common sense in everyone's eyes. When I heard this, I almost fell into the trap of common sense. I found a loophole and felt that there was nothing wrong with this sentence.
So you face a fierce battle, a powerful enemy, and take off your armor?
"Yes!" The Gothic Gorilla showed a determined look and clenched his fists: "I will use my long-practiced special kill to perish together with the enemy!"
He was obviously talking about the past, but my eyes widened in shock, and I suddenly realized that his shirt was actually missing! I don’t know when I took it off!
"So what does your sure-kill have to do with taking off your clothes?" I couldn't help but ask.
After looking into each other's eyes for a few seconds, his brain seemed to have restarted, and he clenched his fists again, showing a look of determination: "I will use my long-practiced special kill to die together with the enemy!"
"So what does this have to do with taking off your clothes!!"
"I will use my long-practiced sure-kill skills to perish together with the enemy!"
"..."
I gave up, I gave up, I was abrupt, please continue.
"At this moment, Lina discovered my heroic move."
It's okay to praise yourself for being brave, but do you have to burn incense to yourself during Qingming Festival?
"No!! Gott!! She shouted so miserably."
"However, it was already too late. The gears of fate began to turn, and no one could stop it."
"Yes, the gears of fate have begun to turn, and everything is already too late... No, wait, is it too late? Is that so? Is that really the case? Then why can I still stand here? It's strange, right? Now Who was I then? Who was I then?"
An unexpectedly inserted programmed conversation suddenly caused Gott to become confused. His eyes went straight, he held his head, and fell into severe self-doubt.
This kid is as smart as a 300-pound gorilla.
"It's like this. As soon as the gears of fate started turning, the chain broke and couldn't turn anymore. So suddenly it was not too late."
"That's it." Gaut clapped his hands and suddenly realized that his split personality had returned.
Maybe it would be better not to return?
"But why did the chain suddenly break?"
"Who knows? Maybe God's hand is stronger."
"Yes, yes, it is God after all." Gott crossed his arms and nodded, with an expected expression.
This topic has all come to the M78 Nebula.
"I will use my long-hard-practiced sure-kill skills to perish together with the enemy!!"
Suddenly the topic came back, and it seemed that Gott's brain had restarted again.
"Then Sister Lina sadly shouted 'No, Gott', right?"
"That's true, but how did you know, brother Wu?" Gorilla's face was confused, and I remained silent.
"Forget it, right after, Lina stretched out her hand to me."
"She grabbed you?"
"no."
"She pushed you away with force?"
"No, we were quite far apart at that time. After all, she was a mage." After saying so much, it felt like Gaut finally said something that was within the scope of common sense.
To describe it simply, he finally said something human.
"So what happened?"
"Lina said three words in a breathless voice."
"you jump I Jump?"
"No, no, no, these are four words, right?"
"No, no, no, it's three words, right?"
"..."
"..."
"Forget it, the number of words doesn't matter, what matters is the content."
"That's true, so what exactly did she say?"
Gaut looked at the sky at 45 degrees, and a drop of crystal tears traced a sad trajectory like a meteor on his dark and determined profile.
"Ice-point-pillar-"
"She helped you deal with the enemy." I exclaimed, not realizing the seriousness of the problem at this time.
"No." Gott turned his head, and his unstoppable tears were like countless falling meteors.
"She tackled me."
"..."
"Moreover, there is a faint sound of breaking in my body..." At this point, Gaut burst into tears, hiding his face and crying bitterly.
Ah, that's it. I subconsciously crossed my legs in sympathy, thinking, I finally got the question perfect.
"Wait, no, why does this plot sound familiar?"
"Hey, is something wrong?"
"It's not that there's something wrong, it's just familiar. It seems like it happened before my eyes?"
"Is this really happening?"
"Think carefully, it was probably the birthday of God more than ten years ago?"
"If you say so..."
"You and Mishan, Khan."
"I remembered, it's like this, it turns out I was confused." Gott scratched his head, laughed innocently, smiled, and two lines of tears suddenly came out again, and his eyes gradually became hollow. .
"The timeline is wrong, but the shattering sound is real."
I hold it in, my balls hurt.
"Brother Wu, if you love your sword, you must protect it well."
"It will... it will."
"Handguards are also very important."
"Yes, it is."
Because Gott's earnest instructions were so realistic that I couldn't complain and could only nod silently in agreement.
"Actually, the reason why I talked to you so much today is to tell you one thing." Gott wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and placed his big hand on my shoulder, feeling heavy warmth and strength.
"Say it." I think he is about to say his second serious sentence today.
"Lina...is finally pregnant."
After trying hard to say the last word, the serious look on Gott's face finally collapsed. Like a happy gorilla, he slapped his chest, raised his head and screamed strangely, jumped onto the dining table, and twisted his limbs around happily, venting his heart wantonly. Joy like a dam bursting.
Ahhh, I see.
After all, he even hesitated to expose himself, fabricated history, and exaggerated. The ultimate goal was to show off to me.
One word stands out, no fear.
He must have felt that after experiencing the men's hell of ice spikes, there was nothing to be afraid of.
So……
What about the four-winged ice pillar?
. . .