Chapter 3937 Jeluka: This Woman Is so Terrifying!

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You have asked for money three times in a row from me, the stingy third child of Rogge. Is it really yours, Princess Red and White? Is it a law of the universe that you have to be beaten when you are the third child?

The red and white princess shook the money box intoxicated, listening to the crisp sound filled with money. It was the evil music played by money, and the unwilling tears shed by the oppressed.

"Enough to build two shrines." She nodded and said happily.

"Then why don't you just build two buildings? You can keep one as a spare after they are demolished."

"What if two buildings are demolished directly?" She put forward a novel point of view.

"Then you have to ask yourself, what outrageous things have you done? It's not enough to demolish one building."

After looking at each other in silence for a moment, the Red and White Princess looked away: "My reputation in the village is very good, everyone praises me."

"You're probably the only one in the village you're talking about, right?"

"Wuke is really unpleasant."

"It's far worse than you. At least I haven't reached the point of having my house demolished."

"Fanfan~~~"

Come on, forget about breaking up the house, let’s get down to business quickly, otherwise Tia will separate from me.

"In fact, there is a shortcut to mastering the source of magic." The Red and White Princess also quickly entered the state. As long as the money is enough, she is still willing to do it.

"What shortcut?"

"It's simple, fit together."

This is really... an obviously bad approach.

I looked at Tia, and then at Cirno, who looked confused and didn't understand anything. I couldn't help but reach out and pinch Tia's little face.

"Okay, now you are really going to turn into a magical girl."

"I am a magical girl." The little girl rolled her eyes at me coquettishly.

"Then how do we fuse together? Don't tell me that both parties have to be connected." I looked at Cirno who still didn't know what happened or what was about to happen, but just tilted her head and looked at us. , Hold your forehead when you have a headache.

It is impossible to communicate with one's mind, and it would be too nonsense for Tia to communicate with an idiot.

"Yes, it stands to reason that at least they have to be connected in their minds to be able to unite, otherwise there will be too many hidden dangers." The Red and White Princess also discovered this problem.

"But it doesn't matter, the problem can always be solved. Can't the ghost next to Wu also merge with Wu?"

"That's true, even I can...wait, what do you mean?!"

This guy dares to call the little ghost a fool. This is absolutely unforgivable. I want to transform into Long Aotian!

"You can't say that. Fanfan was very smart before."

You see, Tia is also on my side. The husband and wife are united in condemning the other side!

"In short, since I have waded through this muddy water, I will help people to the end and help Wu solve this problem."

"You are truly a dedicated pioneer."

It seems that it is not unforgivable. Don't be angry, Lady Dia. Let it go this time, forget it.

"There is an old saying that goes well, if time is short, you have to make up the magic."

"Wait, how come I haven't heard of such an old saying?"

"Why is this person always so serious in strange places? This is an old saying in Gensokyo. The people there are so nice to talk to and work so hard."

"Are you sure that this sentence comes from a time when you were forcing others to rush to build the shrine?"

"Why is this person always so serious in strange places?"

Ah, I turned on the repeater. I really feel guilty, right?

"Anyway, it's the talisman's turn." After saying that, the red and white princess reached into her arms on the left side, pulled slightly hard, and took out a talisman with a slight frown.

"Wait a minute, is this talisman of yours a serious talisman?" I stared at the talisman that seemed to be emitting suspicious body heat and asked cautiously.

"Isn't it a second-hand item?"

"Cheaper, sell it to Wu at 50% off."

"It's really second-hand, right?"

"It's in very new condition. Let's take a closer look."

"I don't want it no matter how new it is! And look, isn't it already wrinkled in the middle?"

If you look carefully, you can see that there is an obvious convex wrinkle near the center of the talisman paper. Do you want to sell it at 50% off? I bother! Get out of here, you damn profiteer!

"These are just normal traces of daily use. They are still 95-year-old no matter how new they are. They will not affect subsequent use at all. And isn't there an old saying that worn clothes are more comfortable?"

"No, that's what I said, but the size of the clothes is not right. It won't be comfortable no matter how you wear it."

"Isn't it appropriate?" The red and white princess looked at Tia.

"Your [clothes] are much smaller." I said firmly, asking why I was so sure, because my hand is the legendary hand of the sun!

"There's really no way." She sighed again, thought for a moment, and put her other hand into her right bosom.

"You said it's not appropriate anymore, and you're still here?!" I was shocked. I couldn't understand what people were saying, right?

"Actually, this is a secret related to my life experience. I hope I won't tell it."

The red and white princess's tone suddenly became serious, and she pulled and pulled with her left hand. It seemed a little tight, and she couldn't tear it off as easily as the left one... ahem, take it out easily.

"What, the secret of my life experience?!" My expression also became Beidou Shen Fist, this is no joke.

You, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually have such a big secret?

"It's like this..." After whetting our appetites for a while, the red and white princess whispered to me with a quiet look and tone.

"Actually, it's like this. The left and right sides are different in size. This is proof that I recognize my father who has been missing for many years. I must not tell anyone."

"I see."

I was nodding my head like a chicken pecking at rice. It was an old routine. It was always like this on TV. There was a birthmark on my butt or chest. When it was about to end, it was inadvertently exposed and was seen. He realized that this was his father's son who was born twenty years after his grandfather's death and who had been missing for twenty years since the day he was born.

However, it suddenly occurred to me that the unfilial son who is the consultation and unified thought body condensed by the will of Gensokyo, not thinking about how to protect Gensokyo, but thinking about how to exploit the people inside every day, has a mystery about his life experience!

"So...so..." There were some tears in one of her tightly closed eyes. She reluctantly pulled hard and finally took out another piece of talisman paper. The red and white princess wiped her tears and looked like she had made a great sacrifice. expression.

"Aren't they still the same size?" I compared them a few times in the air, but found no difference in the wrinkles of the talisman paper.

"This is impossible!" The red and white princess was shocked and raised it above her head for careful comparison.

"It's really the same. I know. My state must be wrong just now. No, it should be said that I haven't entered the state yet."

I would like to ask you, is this state a serious state?

"It will take a long time to get two new ones. It seems that we are at the end of the road."

"No, no, no, why don't you draw two new ones for me? Do you have to cover them up and turn them into second-hand goods before you can sell them?!"

Ignoring my complaints, the red and white princess frowned. After thinking for a long time, she finally made up her mind. She put her little hand through the skirt and slowly reached down, explaining at the same time.

"Actually, there is another one. It is guaranteed to be from the bottom of the box and is guaranteed to be 100% new. However, because the humidity has been a bit heavy recently, it may be a little moist, but it does not affect its use."

"If the humidity is severe, I personally suggest you go to Veras for cupping. She is also a medicine man after all."

"I went, but Vilas didn't give it."

"Why?"

"I want to try pulling out the front."

"..."

"You two, please stop it!"

Sizzle! ! !

Wait, Tia, this is not fair, you clearly said [you two], why was it only me who was shocked? !

Hey, why do you say again?

Anyway, in the end, the red and white princess obediently took out a few brand-new talisman papers.

"How many pictures should I post?" I finally felt relieved that I didn't have to worry about Tia using second-hand goods that didn't fit the size, but I had new questions.

"One post is enough, but if you post several more, the effect will be better."

"Together is to combine, what better way to do it?"

"faster."

"Then there must be more."

"Three is enough, no more will increase the effect."

"Then let's take three. How to use them?"

"Just stick it on the body and it must be in close contact with the body."

“Are you particular about where to stick it?”

"some."

"so what?"

"..."

"..."

After a moment of silence, and after the wavelength of our eyes completely matched, I proudly smashed the bag of money weighing dozens of kilograms on the ground, which made the ground tremble a few times.

"Give me three...no, thirty!"

Pay the money with one hand, deliver the goods with the other hand, and the transaction is completed.

Very good, Tia, I will help you try it for yourself.

"Just stick it on a place where the touch is more sensitive."

Dia was smiling from the corner of her eyes, and she didn't know when she held the artifact staff with both hands. The shadows of the ice and fire dragons were about to appear. The red and white princess, who had a strong desire to survive, quickly added.

"That's it." Tia nodded and took three talismans from my petrified hand. Two were stuck on the soles of my feet and one on my lower abdomen. Not to mention awakening any strange sexual fetishes, even my sexy and cute little belly button was... Covered.

After finishing, she winked at me charmingly and blew a seductive kiss: "Dear~~ Do you also want to see my talisman paper?"

"I'll do it next time, I'll do it next time." I kept giving up with a dull face.

"Then what?" Tia turned around curiously and looked at herself up and down, as if there would be any difference if there were three more talismans attached to her body.

"Then the last step is needed, which is the magic spell needed to merge."

"Isn't this a magical girl?!"

"I am the magical girl Oh Fanfan."

That's enough...

"Listen carefully, the spell is [Transformation, MIRARUKU, KIRARUKU, GYOGYOGYOGYO, I like fish the most]."

I silently picked up the money box that the Red and White Princess had not had time to put away, and ran away, turning into a cloud of dust in the eyes of everyone.

"You liar, give me back my money box!"

The red and white princess didn't react slowly. She used the royal coin in her hand as a stick, making a whistling sound, and bit her back tightly, unable to get rid of it.

"Shut up, this is the infringement fee I deserve!"

"Hey!"

While I was talking and catching my breath, the moment my movements slowed down a beat, Princess Sanwu kicked off her legs, her body was like a shooting star, and her head hit my lower back hard.

The picture was frozen into a black and white CT photo, and you could vaguely see and hear the cracks and sounds of the femur shattering.

Tia covered her face without looking and sighed deeply.

Cirno, on the other hand, has been dumbfounded since the time when the Red and White Princess and I were having a joke, acting cute, jpg, with a look on her face like "I don't understand, but I'm very shocked."

The two looked at each other.

"How about... Cirno, can you recite it? Between the two of us, anyone can recite it." The overly shameful spell made Tia have a wrong idea.

"No problem, just leave it to Sir Cirno."

At the critical moment, the gear in front of her was still reliable, and Tia was greatly moved.

"I like frozen frogs the most!" BY Cirno.

"No... Cirno, I want you to recite a spell..."

"My favorite is frozen frogs!"

"..."

At this moment, Tia understood that fools were indeed unreliable.

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