Chapter 3936 Schrödinger’s Shrine

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"???"

I was confused when I heard it, and my brain couldn't react for a long time. I saw Cirno again, and with a whoosh, he flew away to an unknown place. He left as quickly as he came. He really just came to my place. Make an announcement.

"I signed a contract with Cirno." Dia was still attentive and explained to me when she saw the downcast expression on my face.

Speaking of this, I got really excited: "In other words, you finally became a magical girl?"

"Huh? What are you talking about, Fanfan?" The little girl looked at me in confusion: "I am a magical girl."

Uh... ok, no problem.

"How do you feel?" I was very curious. If it felt good, I wouldn't mind being a girl dressed in magic, holding a chainsaw, as long as I could take down the red and white princess.

"Feeling? Nothing...probably?"

"What do you mean roughly?"

"Oh, I just signed it, and I haven't had time to understand it carefully." The little girl smiled coquettishly.

"Then you should experience it carefully, right now."

"Then you're too anxious. Later, later. You can't leave Cirno alone as soon as you sign the contract." Dia said she couldn't be a ruthless beautiful girl, but her eyes didn't notice Cirno leaving. direction.

After all, I still don't have much confidence in my heart. I'm afraid that the greater my hope, the greater my disappointment. After all... the other person in the contract doesn't look very reliable.

"No way, we have to find Cirno first."

I nodded: "Maybe we need the cooperation of the other party in the beginning, so how can we lose the tool man?"

"But Cirno has already run away." Tia then started to look around, but couldn't find anyone.

"This is simple."

I instantly transformed into the Saint Moon Wise Wolf, and canceled it immediately in less than a second. I saw two shooting stars in the distance calling for their mother as they rushed towards me. Their hooks were straight and the bait was salty. Only a fool would bite them without hesitation.

It suddenly braked and stopped in front of me. Crystal and Cirno showed disgusted expressions on their faces.

"Where's mom?"

I ignored Cirno for now, squatted down, and gently tidied the grass clippings from nowhere on Crystal's hair, patted her on the shoulder, and called her a silly kid.

"I'll send you to your mother now."

Then, the crystal turned into a meteor and disappeared at a faster speed and a greater distance.

Even Tia couldn't stand it: "I think Fanfan should be more kind to them, and at least give one-tenth of the treatment to Silus Ecolu... No, even one percent. Love.”

"That's not okay." I shook my head like a rattle: "Give them a little benefit, and their tails will be raised, and they will become even more lawless."

"So they are one percent, and they are also daughters." Tia also knew what kind of virtue these two were, and it was true, so she did not force the same love.

I didn't explain, turned my head, and opened my arms to Cirno expressionlessly: "Cirno, my daughter, daddy loves you, come on, throw yourself into my arms and act like a spoiled child."

In the blink of an eye, it turned into an ice sculpture and the stupid girl's ruthless rejection: "Bah, bah, bah, who is your daughter? Cirno is mother's good daughter, and no one else."

"Look, do you think I have to sacrifice my appearance and moral integrity to transform myself to coax them?" I pointed at Cirno, who was making the most grimace at me, and looked at Tia. There shouldn't be any need to explain now.

"Well, I don't want to worry about it. Maybe everyone has their own way of getting along." Tia shrugged.

"That's right, just like I can't treat Bis with the same attitude I treat Feini."

"I think there's something wrong with your metaphor."

"Okay, let's change it to another one." Faced with Tia's sharp eyes, I was a little bit shy, but Fang said without hesitation: "You can't treat Aikalay with the same attitude as you treat the evil dragon Reina."

"It feels like the problem is bigger."

"Let's forget these insignificant details and get to the point." Two slaps of the knife fell on the foreheads of Tia and Cirno, which was regarded as a memory erasure spell.

"Why do you even want Cirno?" Idiot 9 covered his head and complained to me with tears in his eyes.

"Oh, it's easy."

"Turn you into ice!"

Hey, I hid, I twisted around, but I couldn't hit him, hey.

Because she was so complacent, Dia joined the crusade and was electrocuted.

Back to the topic, the three of them came to the training ground outside. I signaled Tia to start her performance. The little girl looked at her little hands in confusion, as if she didn't feel any changes after signing the contract.

"Anyway, let's try it first to see how powerful it is." I hooked my hand at the little girl and asked her to use me as a target.

"Then I won't be polite."

"Come on, come on, just hit my face." I took a step forward, pointed my big face towards Tia, and kept pointing at it.

Why do I feel like Mr. Satan in the world's best martial arts tournament? Will I suffer later?

"Hey!" The little girl was not polite and pointed her staff directly. There was no flying snow in the sky, and there was not even the slightest form to speak of. The freezing power that had completely broken away from the rigid skill form rushed towards me from all directions.

Maintaining the appearance of Mr. Satan seeking death, I turned into an ice sculpture again.

I broke away from the ice sculpture, savored it carefully, and came to the same confusion as Tia: "It seems... there is no change?"

Biduriel is far behind. Hey, you are the source of magic. Can you be more powerful?

Our eyes were both staring at Cirno who was standing aside.

"Hmph, Cirno-sama's power can't be controlled so easily by a mere girl Dia." Idiot ⑨ showed an arrogant face.

"Please, please, speak to someone." I rubbed Cirno's round fleshy face vigorously. This time, it was not me who got angry, but Tia. With a bright smile on her face, she looked a bit scary.

Cirno, who was so frightened that she shivered, did not dare to act like a monster again and bowed her head to the evil forces.

"To be honest, Cirno-sama doesn't know what's going on."

Well, he is an idiot after all.

"At this time, why not ask the magical Princess Reimu?"

Damn it!

The sudden voice from behind made me jump up on the spot. When I looked back, I saw that it was not the elusive red and white princess.

"Just in time, you arrived just in time."

"Well, I can't help it. After all, the idea was mine, and the after-sales service must be completed properly." Drinking the hot tea from someone I don't know where, the red and white princess rarely looked taller in my eyes.

"But you have to pay more."

Yes, I know I shouldn’t expect too much from Sanwu products.

"This is also to rebuild the shrine." She accepted the money and explained that she was doing it for a legitimate cause.

"It's not built yet?"

"No, I've been quite busy recently."

"I never saw what you were busy with."

"The main thing is..." She looked down at the floating tea stems in the cup. After a long time, she sighed softly: "The main thing is that the useful free coolie is gone."

Saying this, his eyes shamelessly fell on Cirno.

"What do you want the money for?!"

"With money, you can buy paper, with paper, you can make charms, with charms, you can enslave more coolies."

"If you have the money, why don't you just hire workers for me?!"

"Ah? What are you talking about? Why do you have to spend money when you have free labor?"

"..."

I'm so confused by this logic.

"It's because the bad guy Reimu always catches us doing hard labor and doesn't give us anything to eat, so we want revenge!" Cirno spread her six icy wings and got into a fighting stance.

"Huh? Isn't it because some idiots keep destroying my shrine, so I'm doing them as coolies?"

Not to be outdone, the red and white princess used her little hands to hold a few stacks of talisman papers between her five fingers, not just a few, but several stacks. She looked heroic, and it seemed that she had been making money through crooked ways recently.

"It was you first!"

"You first!"

"So wouldn't it be better if you just pay people honestly in the first place?!"

"They broke it, why should I spend money?"

"But didn't you spend money on this?!"

"It's also a matter of spending money. You can teach them a lesson and get free labor. How can this kind of happiness be compared with paying someone to hire someone?"

"..."

It's over, it's completely entered a vicious cycle. I can't save this shrine.

Destroy it quickly.

The little girl coughed slightly at the side, indicating that she should not forget about business.

"By the way, let's go back to the shrine." I clapped my palms and remembered.

"It's after-sales service." Tia said awkwardly.

"Ah, okay, sorry, after-sales service, take the money and get to work quickly." I smiled flatteringly at Tia, and then gave the red and white princess a look.

"The service has exceeded the time limit. I have to pay more."

"..."

My hands are itchy and I really want to demolish a shrine for fun. You'd better not build it for me!

I exchanged a knowing look with Cirno. At this moment, our thoughts were unified as never before.

After receiving the money, the Red and White Princess didn't hesitate and answered our questions directly.

"To put it simply, after signing the contract, just because you have obtained permission to use the source of magic, it does not mean that you can immediately master the source of magic."

"You mean you still have to think about it slowly?"

"That's exactly what it means."

"This is unreasonable. Why didn't you say something so important earlier?!"

"Isn't this basic common sense? There is no pie in the world that falls into your mouth for free. You have to take the initiative to crush it into pieces and put it in your mouth. At least you have to stretch your neck and chew it, right?"

"That's what I said, but we don't have enough time."

"So at this time, the importance of after-sales service is reflected."

I looked at the red and white princess expectantly, and the other party also looked at me expectantly, and took out the money box again.

"What's the name this time?" I was simply shocked. Telecom fraud is not as ruthless as yours.

"Of course it's for love and justice." The red and white princess seemed to be possessed by an idiot prince, skillfully gesturing with love and scissor hands.

"Can't I give it to you? Please don't do this. To be honest, it's a bit disgusting."

I'm already thinking that if this shrine doesn't work well for a long time, I might as well shovel the entire mountain, dig a hole, and make a regional pipeline plan to connect all the septic tanks in Gensokyo here.

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