Chapter 3898: The Strange but Familiar Maid of Honesty

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A clean and refreshing eagerness... Why do I use such strange words? Because the pornographic maid is indeed filled with such a sense of contradiction. It's not my illusion, it should be.

For example, you ran back in a hurry, and then you drank tea leisurely, you bastard! The maid who sells expired contraceptive pills actually dares to let me, the master, make tea!

So brave, I'm afraid something might happen to Artoria and I can't control it. There are no tigers in the mountains, but monkeys have appeared.

For the record, the monkey I am talking about is not me.

"So, you left your master and came back in a hurry just to drink this hot tea?" I knocked on the table with an unhappy face. If the little maid didn't answer well, I would let her know. What is sleepy black tea?

In a physical sense.

"Yeah... no, it's actually quite urgent. It should be pretty urgent, I think... maybe?" The maid's head turned to the left, then slowly to the right, and then to the left again. Please stop turning. , the sound of sloshing water can be heard inside!

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"Yeah... no, I think this is quite serious."

"Ah... no, is it your new oral habit?"

"Ah... no, what should I say? I forgot how to communicate normally with His Highness for a moment."

"Then do you still sell your expired contraceptive pills?" I looked wary and made a tentative move.

I suspect that this is not a pornographic maid, at least not a normal pornographic maid. The aura is correct. After all, I am familiar with her body, inside and out. Judging from her bust size, she is not pretending to be a younger sister. Unless an ultra-thin pad with only 30% of the ordinary thickness is added, this is probably the only place where the incompetent and pathetic sister can find pride in front of the capable sister.

But why? From the beginning, she exuded a feeling that made me feel inconsistent. Could it be that I haven’t seen her for a while and the girl has changed?

No, no, no, is this a change in seventy-two? Besides, it didn't last long. Was it the maid's rebellious period caused by the lack of spiritual communication due to too much emphasis on physical communication? A new type of mental illness that only appears in wealthy families?

Expired birth control pills?

When she heard this word, the maid's eyes seemed to light up, and she subconsciously reached into her pocket to dig it out. Just by this action, I confirmed that she was a maid and couldn't run away. This is a gene engraved in her bones and cannot be changed. .

But then, she showed confusion again.

"What's wrong? It's gone?" I calmed down, remained calm, and continued to play the rhythm.

"This...how should I say this? Should I ask Your Highness why you want me to have contraceptive pills?" Her eyes gradually focused on me, without any of the submissiveness or unscrupulousness of a maid.

"Could it be that in broad daylight and in public, His Highness could no longer bear his animal nature and wanted to face the man who had rushed back all the way, dripping with sweat, exhausted, soft and supple, and had no resistance at all? Has the powerful young, sexy and cute maid taken action?"

She's dripping with sweat, she's delicate, she's soft, she's sexy, she's cute, and she sells jokes without forgetting to put gold on her face. She's definitely the pornographic maid I'm familiar with.

But what happened to the previous sense of disobedience? It's not my imagination, it's more like...it seems like the pornographic maid has gradually regained her form?

Could it be that there are Snickers bars in the Dark Continent? No, no, no, a mere Snickers bar can't save the former pornographic maid, at least a bottle of Pulse will do the trick.

Originally, this was enough. It was confirmed that she was a genuine pornographic maid, so she should take care of my king, but I was still a little uneasy, thinking that many new fraud methods have appeared recently, and even anti-fraud officers have been fooled, so I have to be careful. OK, so as not to be defrauded of money and sex.

It’s easy to say that I’m rich. After all, I’ve never lost except for the old drunkard (probably?), but it’s hard to deal with cheating. A prince like me, a prince of hundreds of tribes, can obviously make a living by relying on his strength, but he has to rely on his integrity. The number one tough guy in Dongluoge must protect himself when going out.

No matter how careful I am in my daily life, in order to find the truth and for the capitalists to live a decent life, I can only bear the pain and overdraw my moral integrity in ten years, and then make installments in an awkward manner.

Thinking of this, I showed a solemn look as if I had risked my life and looked at death as if I were going home. I looked at each other without giving in to the pornographic maid, and the speed of tapping the table with my index finger suddenly accelerated.

"Isn't this bad? Are you tired and don't want to experience the 10+6 maternity leave life?"

The yellow-faced maid was startled. She touched her little hand on her waist and paused. She bit her red lips with her teeth and showed a look of hesitation. After a long time, she hesitated and hesitated. She lowered her head in embarrassment and muttered, "It was a bargain." .

"Then...then...what if it's twins? Can the vacation be doubled?"

I see you want to eat the peach!

It’s okay, it’s completely okay, there’s no need to test it anymore, there’s no need to waste your moral integrity anymore, the one who can make me feel humiliated and defeated in terms of moral integrity is you, the dirty maid, of course!

"Oh, no, thirty months is just thirty months, I can accept it." Seeing that I was about to flip the table, the pornographic maid quickly lowered the price.

"Daydreaming! The promised twenty-four months is twenty-four months, and I won't give you one more day!"

"That's okay. Then should we discuss alimony and property division after divorce?"

"you……"

I pointed at this scumbag maid and was so angry that I couldn't speak. You actually want a divorce? You actually want to divide the property? Have you asked your master about curry sticks? !

"Oh, that's okay, if not, there won't be. Anyway, I know that with you, the (animal) prince, I will never be able to escape from the clutches of the devil in this life."

The little maid looked aggrieved, with tears in her eyes, as if I had always given up on her. This is a defeat... Arturia, even you can't stop me today. I want to punish her properly for you. I don’t have any curry sticks, but...

Not good, not good!

I jerked myself back from the cliff of moral integrity.

Terrifyingly, rather than saying she is a pornographic maid, it would be more appropriate to say she is a devourer of integrity.

"There's really nothing you can do against Your Highness, here." When I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the pornographic maid finally took something out of her pocket and stuffed it into my palm.

Expired birth control pills?

It turned out to be Daliwan, bastard!

And it’s the PLUS version! !

"You...you are still thinking about taking maternity leave?" I was so angry that I couldn't even speak.

"after all……"

The pornographic maid gracefully supported her arms, supported her beautiful profile, and looked out the window. The breeze blew the purple hair around her ears, passing through her blurred eyes, melancholy eyes, and under the young and beautiful face, It seems that there are countless sad stories, charming and emotional past, but now, everything has changed.

"I'm already tired."

"That's not possible. As the master, I order you to move on your own."

"???"

I couldn't tell whether I was motivating or driving a big car, and the image of a girl with a story that the pornographic maid had finally created was shattered.

After a long time, he muttered something inaudibly.

[As expected, he is indeed the Duke of Beasts. He is a pervert and a ghost. Forget it, he was trampled to death by a trillion horses. 】

All in all, today is a good fight. We will fight again in the future. It is best to have a decisive battle between victory and defeat, as well as life and death.

After all, who doesn’t want to have a baby?

"Okay, now that you've rested and drank some tea, should you tell me what's going on with Artoria now?"

As soon as we got back to the topic, the girls who had just been listening to us selling our moral integrity and doing what we were supposed to do without any pause and confusion, sat around with a huff and looked like they were listening.

I really want to know, have they adapted to my selling my integrity? Or have you given up?

In other words, are you secretly stealing from others? After all, the two of us, the pornographic maid and I, are not boasting, but we are considered to be one of the kings of strong talkers in the Dark Continent.

"Your Highness, you can rest assured that Her Majesty the Queen is fine."

First, the pornographic maid became serious and reassured me with one sentence, and then...

There was no more, she was silent.

"Then what?" I was so angry that I almost broke the table.

"Actually, along the way, I was also thinking about how to explain to His Highness..." The maid seemed to have anticipated my reaction, so she explained calmly and rationally.

"So have you thought it through?"

"not at all."

The girls who remained calm in front of the moral sale almost fell to the ground.

"Then why did you come back in such a hurry? You have to give me an explanation, right?!"

"Actually... it's just to tell His Highness that His Majesty is fine. I'm afraid that Your Highness will be worried. This is one of the main reasons."

"Okay, I feel at ease now. Think about it again. Is there anything else you want to say to me?"

"The situation is a bit complicated, and I don't know how to speak..." The pornographic maid, who was still hesitating, had her eyes wandering, revealing her extremely unreliable side.

"Then has her test been completed?" I asked again in a different way.

"Well, it should be completed, but you can understand that it's not completely completed yet."

"..."

Where are you always playing Schrödinger? !

I really want to know why it was she who came back to inform instead of the more reliable Caroline.

"Where are the others? Why are you the only one coming back?" Didn't it mean that for this test, Artoria gathered most of you and prepared to complete it in one go?

"The others... are probably training now, right?"

"???"

Is it really okay for you to sell your master like this? When the boss fights a BOSS, you all don't even cheer and shout by your side. You go off to practice alone, leaving me, the king, to fight alone?

What does the King of Knights want from you rebels? !

"It's not what His Highness thought. It's said that the situation is more complicated. How about... Your Highness come with me?" Seeing that the atmosphere was not good, the pornographic maid slapped her forehead and asked me cautiously.

I told you earlier, let’s go!

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