Chapter 3883 The Appearance of a Fat Middle-Aged Man
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No, could it be that you, Aikarai, have also been infected and your imagination has become unrestrained?
Can this kind of thing be solved by just a dragon cook? I have only heard of the Sweeping Monk, but not the Spoon-Shaped Dragon.
Looking at my puzzled expression, Miss Bailong smiled mysteriously: "Maybe... it can be done? How will you know if you don't give it a try? Maybe Uncle Hardy happens to have a talent in this area?"
If he had, he wouldn't have to be a cook.
Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration, thinking about Aikalay's intriguing smile, and seemed to have caught something.
It is impossible to have natural talent. The middle-aged greasy and fat man is probably coming to an end in this life, and he can only pretend to be a person by relying on the rich experience he has accumulated due to his age advantage.
But, who says [relationship] is not a natural talent?
Just like the reincarnation ability I just mentioned, isn't it actually a special way of expressing relationships?
God is my father, even if I am useless, are you afraid?
Coincidentally, my old father-in-law is also a well-connected person. I have always suspected that with his cooking skills, how did he get such a good job as the director of the imperial kitchen? If the Dragon King is regarded as the protagonist of the era, then there must be someone by his side. Fat man and stinky brother, this is the first law of the universe that even God cannot violate.
The old father-in-law is probably this stinky younger brother. Although he is not strong, he is still chatty, arrogant, and always dragging his feet. In the end, he can always get a piece of cabbage left over from the main character's meal. His only function is to highlight the main character. Ling Ran's brotherly loyalty.
This is my brother. Since he killed your whole family and made a big mistake, there is no other way. As a brother, I have no choice but to eradicate him, including you.
Simply a contemporary Chen Haonan!
Looking at Aikalay's expression now, I am more and more sure of this.
So, I guess what Aikalay means is that although the old father-in-law has nothing to do and does nothing, he is relevant. As long as he can get the attention of Datian and attract the attention of the Dragon King, if the bad brother is in trouble, the good brother can help him. Thinking about it, with the Dragon King's vision and strength, what it took the Hairy Leg Immortal a thousand years to come up with, maybe that kind of thing could really be done in a month.
A few bright lights flashed in my eyes, and I realized it. I looked at Aikalay, who looked at me with a smile on her beautiful eyes. The two of us finally crossed the huge gap in IQ, and achieved the goal in silence than in sound. reached a unanimous consensus.
It seems that Mr. Wu Fan has finally realized that Uncle Hardy is extraordinary.
It seems that Aikalay wants to remind me that my old father-in-law has an unusual network of connections.
The length is the same, the head and tail are the same, the soul resonates, it’s done!
"Then...it's not a good idea to bother Uncle Hardy like this. Will he agree?" The idea is good, but it is still difficult to implement it.
"Don't worry, as long as Reina takes action, there will be no problem."
"What I'm worried about is not just this. Hasn't Lord Dragon King not allowed you to provide assistance other than your own strength? Will our doing so anger that Lord?"
The reason why the stinky brother is the stinky brother is because he knows the protagonist’s character and bottom line very well. No matter how many tricks he performs to his death, he will never touch the bottom line. I’m worried that my request will embarrass my old father-in-law. .
"This... shouldn't be the case." Aikalay showed a rare hesitation. However, the feeling she gave me was not "Will this touch the Dragon King's bottom line?", but "It turns out that it is still possible." I suddenly remembered this setting].
Hey hey! Cheer up, Aikarai! You can't let your guard down at the critical moment!
"Ahem, I don't think so."
"Why?"
"After all, we are only providing a theory and an operability. Before this path is confirmed, it does not have the functionality to improve combat effectiveness on paper, so it does not violate the rules. Moreover, even if it is finally confirmed The feasibility of this path is also due to your own relationship with Mr. Wu Fan. This is something that only you can do. The greatest credit lies with you. It is not like directly giving you an artifact or similar props that can make you Effortlessly and truly improve, or we can use these artifacts to improve our combat effectiveness and indirectly help you. This is considered against the will of the Dragon King."
It took me some time to understand what Aikalay said.
It was too difficult and profound, so it took a lot of effort to sort out the meaning that I could understand.
It's like the system gave me a skill book. I held the skill book and slapped it on my forehead. I was defeated and finally learned it and became stronger.
So, whose credit is it?
Is it systematic? Is it a skill book? None of them are right, it’s all my own fault!
Without my shot, would the system be useful? Is the skill book valid? None, it was precisely because of my seemingly inconspicuous shot that the value of the system and the effectiveness of the skill book were highlighted!
After thinking about this, my body trembled, and a naive temperament of peace of mind and contentment overflowed out.
That's right, I, Wu Lu Fanshou, am the only descendant of Fengling Yueying Sect in this world. The reason why I am able to achieve what I am today is all due to my own unremitting efforts!
"Then it's settled, I'll leave it to you, and also to...that guy." I squeezed Aikalay's little hand, my eyes shining brightly.
"Okay...Okay, sir, just wait for the good news." I originally thought that I would have to spend a lot of time explaining to convince the other party, but Aikalay tilted his head slightly, and a cute question mark appeared on his forehead. .
"Where's the idiot Ice Cube? I'm going to find the idiot Ice Cube and let her see who is the real idiot. I've completed the arduous task assigned by Sister Aikarai. I'm no longer the useless me before!"
Crystal was not willing to be forgotten in the corner, and started to yell at every opportunity.
Oh, it turns out you also know that you were useless before.
However, I can't let her meet Cirno easily. Speaking of which, this time I asked Crystal to complete the message delivery task. Although one of the purposes is to save waste, the Five Colors Team is actually quite useless. They sent the crystal just to prevent her from getting involved with Cirno.
The purpose, of course, is to leave Cirno alone so that Dia can have space to [strategize], so...
"Actually, Cirno also has an important mission and has already gone..."
"Ah, stupid ice cube discovery!"
I clicked my tongue and looked towards the direction where Crystal was running. Tia was waving at me with a wry smile. I guess I discovered his intention but was too late to stop him.
Because Cirno was also like a wild horse, rushing towards the crystal. As the saying goes, enemies are not at odds with each other.
"Well, you idiot Crystal, the smart Cirno-sama is here to formally announce something to you." Cirno, with her hands on her hips and always having such an arrogant and cute attitude, has three people behind her. He said proudly as he whirled the Bing Ling Wings around.
"From now on, Tia will be my eldest sister."
I secretly gave Tia a thumbs up. She was able to close the relationship to such an extent in just a few days. Could it be that this little girl is hiding the incredible attribute of a child king?
It seems possible, otherwise why would it attract the firepower of a little girl like Beja? The difference between the two is only fifty steps and a hundred steps, the big girl and the little girl.
Oh, I'm not talking about the size. Don't get me wrong. After all, although Bea is Princess Taiping, the little bear is still very cute, huh.
"What? It's far worse than Sister Reina. When it comes to Sister, I won." He glanced at Tia and saw that the girlish temperament with bright vitality could not be resisted even by the crystal, so she could only weakly A rebuttal.
"You can't say that. Although Reina is more powerful than me, I am also more powerful than Reina." Dia waved her green index finger lightly, her smile was like a sunflower in the hot summer, dazzling.
"For example, I met Fanfan earlier than Reina, and married Fanfan earlier, right, right?"
Hey, can this kind of thing be compared? Is it also worth comparing?
Noticing Tia's direct gaze, I glanced sideways slightly and scratched my cheek: "Big... maybe?"
Crystal looked at Tia in confusion, and then at me. Obviously, in her little mind, she didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, and what it meant. She thought about it hard, and suddenly an idea flashed in her mind. , blurted out without thinking.
"But Sister Reina had a baby before you."
With a bang, I seemed to see a big hammer marked [billions of tons] fall on Diya's head, causing her smile to freeze instantly, and then the whole thing turned to stone, and then a gust of wind blew by and turned into countless dust powder. , completely dissipated.
Cheer up, Tia, she's not born yet so soon, you still have a chance!
But it seems that it’s not my place to say such comforting words.
"Also... yes, after all... After all, Rena is already... pregnant... Hehe... Hehe... Hehehe... It seems that I am slightly losing this time, but... but I will definitely win next time. Come back, Cirno, let's retreat."
Seeing Tia running away with her face covered, and Cirno following behind, shouting "We will definitely come back", I didn't know how to complain.
"We have consolidated a unified front and established a unified target opponent. Even if we lose temporarily, we can still keep Cirno by our side. Miss Tia's move is really amazing." Aikalay next to him, from A compliment from a tactical perspective.
Is...is that so? But I always feel that this is Tia's true performance. How can I break it?
Is this still the Tia I know? Even if I lose, shouldn't I still have a smile full of vitality, clenched my fists, and loudly announce with great enthusiasm - it's Tia's time next!
Then he transformed into a super action man, abandoned his sense of shame, turned the tide, and turned defeat into victory... No, wouldn't this mean that I would be forced to stay on the bed by Tia, shameless and shameless, until someone died?
Although it’s not that I don’t like it, but... it’s better for middle-aged and elderly people to be more restrained. This is good. Dia is good like this. I wiped the sweat from my forehead, supported my waist, looked at it thoughtfully, and lightly Aikarai licked the corner of his lips, thinking that the little fox was almost coming back.
For some reason, an advertisement started to appear repeatedly in my mind uncontrollably.
She's good, and so am I.
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