Chapter 3873: Krypton Gold Produces Miracles!
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"Miss Reina, please explain carefully why my father-in-law did this to me. Did you do some trick in the letter?"
In front of the desk, I intertwined my fingers and put them on my chin, assuming an incomprehensible posture. Our little female dragon was invited to perform below.
"Who is your father-in-law?" The evil dragon Leina waved her seemingly light fists, feeling ashamed and angry.
"..."
No, how many times have I shouted before you react now? Does the reflex arc allow you to circle the Dark Continent once you are pregnant?
"Anyway, the problem must lie in the letter we sent. No matter what I think, I can't do anything to ask for trouble, so the murderer can only be you!"
"I... I dare to take responsibility, and I will never be vague when I do it. But this matter really has nothing to do with me. How did I know that stupid fat dragon would suddenly get angry and punch you? Besides, you are asking for trouble. Is there not much to do?"
This... seems to make sense.
Let me explain in advance that what I mean by being reasonable refers to her bold character, not my ability to ask for trouble.
I know this little female dragon very well. Her ass is...forget it, it's not a good idea to use this metaphor all the time. What I want to say is that if she really cheated me, she would never hesitate, but would He proudly told everyone that he was worthy of his words and dared to do so, even fearing that the world would not be in chaos.
So, is the problem really my fault?
"Okay, I'll write out the letter I wrote, and you will do the same to see where the problem lies." A pertinent suggestion was echoed by the evil dragon Lena, and the two of them rustled together, and soon they Restore the sent letter.
"Aikarai, come and see what's going on." I still can't trust the little female dragon. At this time, only Miss Bailong can uphold justice.
As soon as Aikalay took the letter, the evil dragon Leina couldn't wait to move her head over. Not to be outdone, I also moved forward with her, holding two balls between the two heads. Savor, and I mean savor what's on the letterhead.
"Ah this..."
The evil dragon Rena and Aika Lai both looked at me in unison, frightening me so much that I quickly moved away to hide the fact that I had used a super great facial cleanser.
"Are you sure that you wrote the letter to seek help from the stupid fat dragon, and not to ridicule him?" The little female dragon's attention was attracted by the letter, and she looked at me with a strange face, and there was a bit of relief in her eyes, as if to say, Ah, as expected of you, the guy I know well.
"Why did I mock him? Look, look, my words, did you see it? How respectful, look again, these greetings are sincere, every word is true, and every word is for the health of the old man. , and even came with a super practical gift, why did I just laugh at him?"
"There seems to be nothing wrong with this?" Evil Dragon Lena tilted her head and compared it carefully, but couldn't find any objection at all.
"So, I think your ability to commit suicide is a talent."
"Why did you get involved in me committing suicide again?"
"Forget it, let's just go with it. A fool is still a fool. If you change it, you won't be a fool anymore, so there is no need to understand it. From now on, just use your personal style, move forward bravely, never give up, and climb to the top."
She laughed so hard that she hugged her belly and patted my shoulder, like the encouragement of an elder.
"Aikarai, you look at this guy and don't speak politely." I angrily protested to Miss Bailong, please take care of this guy.
"I also think that Mr. Wu Fan is very good like this, and there is no need to change." The person who responded was Miss Bai Long with her hands clasped together and an extremely gentle and charming smile.
What happened today? Who did I offend? Why do all of them speak so sinisterly and have meaning in their words? Why can't they just learn from me and be a simple, honest, sincere and straightforward person?
"Okay, let's get down to business. In fact, apart from the problems with Mr. Wu Fan's statement, there is also a more serious problem. This may be the reason why Uncle Hardy is angry."
"What's the problem?"
"Your Excellency Wu Fan, did you ask a question?"
"No, I'm just asking what the problem is."
"I mean, did you explain your problem clearly in your letter? If the problem is not stated, how can Uncle Hardy help you?"
"No, didn't I leave it to her?" I pointed to the evil dragon Reina.
"No, please don't accuse people unjustly. I'm only responsible for making the stupid fat dragon nod in agreement, but I didn't say that I would help you explain the problem clearly."
So, the evil dragon Lena and I looked at each other and finally found the problem.
The biggest problem is that there are no questions asked at all, and it is completely a short letter from parents.
"Don't you two read the content when you write a letter?" Aikalay held his forehead and sighed.
"He (she) didn't let me look first!" The evil dragon Lena and I pointed at each other in unison, and then glared at each other, and we were about to get into a struggle again.
"Okay, okay, how about this, let me write the letter?"
Aikalay saw that if this pair of happy enemies were allowed to quarrel, they would not know when they would be able to explain the problem clearly and get positive feedback. It would be safer to do this kind of tiring work by themselves.
"Then it's up to you!" We have been waiting for Aikalay's words for a long time. The evil dragon Rena and I said in unison, and then we glared at each other again, "Fuck off, you followers!"
"Rena, are you there?"
There was a familiar sound coming from outside the house, and I quickly responded: "She should be under the car, not here."
"Mr. Monkey, what are you talking about early in the morning?" The door opened. Ben Zina had a cold and pretty face. She glanced at me as if she were looking at an amoeba, and then looked at the eyes of the evil dragon Lena. His expression instantly softened.
Oh, there is Ji Qing.
"Rena, are you free today?"
"I've always been quite free." The little female dragon sat down in a blink of an eye, crossing her legs leisurely. With a few hands, a cup of steaming black tea appeared out of thin air. After blowing in, layers of burgundy ripples appeared, and I took a sip. I looked like a noble lady leisurely and contentedly. I couldn’t tell that she wanted to punch me viciously just a few seconds ago. look like.
"No, she is very busy and has no time today." I, who should have been under the car, stood between the two of them unwilling to be alone.
"Have you forgotten? What you promised me yesterday."
"What?" The little female dragon was a little confused. I just liked the silly and innocent expression she occasionally showed.
"You promised me that you would fly me towards the sunset to the end of the world."
"Why should I accompany you to do such stupid things?"
"No, don't you think this is romantic?"
"Have you, you idiot, read some strange book? You've been saying some... country-like lines since morning."
"No, no, no, Lena, don't be fooled by this monkey. The point is, he wants to ride you!"
"Huh?" The evil dragon Rena's face turned red after being reminded. Black tea kept splashing out of the cup in her trembling hands. The elegant noble lady was about to transform into a female tyrannosaurus.
No, it should be said that the true colors are about to be revealed.
At this time, it’s time to show my high emotional intelligence side.
"Hey, look at how angry you are. Don't be happy if you don't want to. I won't force you." With a nonchalant expression, I gave up. Business is not a business, and even though you don't let me ride, the feeling in your belly is The child is still mine.
"You're not the only one with a dragon. I'll ride Crystal Head Office. As long as you give her some food, I can ride her to the ends of the world, Didi Crystal."
As soon as he finished speaking, a shadow suddenly rushed in: "Crystal is here, crystal is here, is there anything delicious?"
Kicking the crystal away, the coolness disappeared where it came from, and pushed me to the ground with her backhand. The little female dragon laughed angrily: "Without my permission, let me see who you dare to ride!"
"I don't dare to ride, I don't dare to ride." I tried my best to turn my eyes in the opposite direction of Aikalay. I guess Aikalay's little moves were similar, which made us feel guilty.
"By the way, don't you two have something to do? Then leave quickly and leave me alone. I want to be quiet."
"No, you don't want to be quiet, you want to do us a favor, right." The little female dragon had a fierce look in her eyes, waiting for me to say no so that she could break my wrist in a strange direction.
"Of course, it would be my pleasure, ma'am."
"Nana, what do you think? This thing is just idle if it is idle, so it's better to put it to use."
"It's not useless." Benzina looked at me up and down, as if thinking about which part was the most valuable.
"It can barely be used as a pendant."
"Actually, I really want to be that trash. Can you just let me sit quietly aside?"
Although I don’t know what kind of trouble the two-na combination is going to cause, based on past experience, I always end up getting hurt every time, so waste will be waste. If this world doesn’t have us, how can we bring out the brilliance of genius, right? Right.
"No." I already gave in, but Ben Zina's attitude was unexpectedly tough.
"It's a few days early. It doesn't matter. The time is too tight. It's okay to go a little earlier." After muttering a few words, she pointed at me and put one hand on her hip.
"Today I decide to be you, monkey."
At this time, I quietly whispered to the evil dragon Lena: "Did she fail to transform when she was in Dragon Paradise and her brain malfunctioned? Go back quickly and ask that person if there is any missing gear that has not been put back in place."
Whether there was a malfunction in Ben Zina's brain was still not clear in the end and became a mystery. However, there was something wrong with my brain at the end.
It was punctured and the oil leakage was quite serious.
I really couldn't think of anything important that I had to do right away, so I followed Shuang Na to the wilderness.
"It's time to verify the results of these days of special training." Benzina said nothing more and directly drew her sword.
"Wait, why do I have to verify it for you?"
"That's true. Then I'll go back to the Horadric tribe. See you in a year, or maybe I'll lay incense on your grave?"
"Wait, I'll help, I'll help, I'm very happy to help!" I hugged Ben Zina's thigh tightly and cried bitterly. Why should I say something mean? I can just be a tool. What?
"Let me go, you pervert!" The evil dragon Leina pinched my neck and pulled hard. Benzina also reacted, raised her legs and kicked me, all at once, and I bumped into the evil dragon pulling behind me again. Lena, the two rolled into a ball, and finally became a pervert's position.
What's going on today? Are you getting benefits during the Chinese New Year?
"So you've been so sneaky and invisible these days, just doing special training with this little female dragon?" After touching his bruised cheek, the conversation finally got back on track.
"Otherwise? You can't be like an idle monkey, wandering around looking for women."
"Look what you said, I don't only look for women when I'm in heat."
Uh, there seems to be something wrong with what I said, forget it.
"I suddenly remembered, didn't you say you wouldn't use a sword against your friends? Why are you willing to use this guy as a sparring partner?"
"Yeah, but Lena is my sister, so it doesn't matter."
"..." So you want to turn me into your good sister? Have you ever asked Tia if she would say yes?
Forget it, just don’t ask. Tia’s clever and unconventional mind will most likely agree.
"Okay, I also want to see how far you can improve in such a short period of time." I opened my hands and twisted my waist and did a few warm-up exercises. I hooked my fingers at Benzina, indicating that I could do it at any time. here we go.
"However, don't expect too much, you can't expect me to let..."
Before she could finish her words, only the dazzling sunlight remained in her eyes. The rapier in Benzina's hand turned into streaks of blazing golden light!
And it’s coming towards my forehead. This is really outrageous!
However, today is different from the past. I am no longer the person who is usually affected by the law of cause and effect. So facing the millions of dazzling sunlight, I squinted my eyes, symbolically indicating that I had been stabbed, and raised my index finger and middle finger. With a slight lift and a clamp, the sun in front of his eyes disappeared instantly, leaving only the cyan thin sword clamped between his fingers.
"The speed is quite fast, but the strength is still a little lacking."
"Hey, are there any people who test people like you?" Before she could move a stool, grab some popcorn, drink the Fat House Happy Water and watch the show, the evil dragon Reina started shouting dissatisfied, looking like a gentleman fan from a corrupt country. .
"Otherwise, how can we test it?" I tilted my head, but still held the rapier firmly between my fingers. This thing is really dangerous. It should be said that it is very dangerous in the hands of Ben Zina. If you don't watch your forehead carefully, you may suffer disaster at any time.
"This is a test, not a competition to win or lose. Shouldn't you let Nana show off for a while to see clearly her strength!"
"That's it, okay then." I let go of the sword, and in an alert moment I flashed a hundred meters away, but the expected pursuit did not appear. Ben Zina made a sword flower gesture, with a clang, she retracted the sword, her face calm. , seems to have expected such a result.
She even took the initiative to ask me: "Do I still need to continue testing?"
"It's up to you, but in my opinion it's no longer necessary, if that sword is your all-out effort."
"Nana only fired one sword." The little female dragon was still complaining about her good friend, blaming me for being too perfunctory in the test.
"It doesn't matter, Lena, this monkey's strength is worthy of praise. Since he said it, that's okay."
"Oh, can't you see that you have so much confidence in me?"
"I don't think what I just said was a compliment to you."
The little female dragon murmured, and then she and Benzina looked at me without blinking, which made me a little uncomfortable. These two guys usually looked at me with fierce eyes, but suddenly they showed such curiosity and inquiry. His eyes looked a bit...quiet and cute.
No, no, I can't be deceived by their tricks. They usually don't treat me falsely, but suddenly they calm down and treat me politely, just to make me feel flattered? Do you think this is a silly urban sweet pet drama?
"Ahem, well... we have made great progress. I didn't expect that it has only been a few days. If we can maintain this pace of progress, I'm afraid you can replace me as the main force in the decisive battle."
"Stop saying those useless words. What I want is concrete data."
Seeing that Benzina has become the main force of the army, I forgive her rudeness. It's okay if I don't forgive her.
"I can't give you too detailed data. In short, the speed has reached the level of four wings, but the strength is still lacking. Of course, the biggest flaw is combat experience. Take your attack just now, if you encounter strength It's okay if the enemy is weaker than you, just attack quickly and you're done, but if you face an enemy that's stronger than you, it's too... too straightforward."
"I will try my best to make up for my combat experience." Benzina surprisingly didn't choke on me, and even nodded obediently with a serious look on her face.
It was so similar to the way she treated people other than me that I was completely stunned.
"Well done, Nana, I just said you are already very strong, you have to have confidence in yourself." After hearing my judgment, Reina was even happier than she was being praised, and she held the hand of her good friend and cheered.
"No, you don't have B...confidence in your own strength?" When I looked at you stabbing me, you were full of confidence and heroic spirit. If you weren't the victim, I would have applauded.
"So you rough men are just heartless. You have to know that Nana has no fighting experience before. Even if she gains strong power, no, let alone just because she suddenly gains strong power, she will not be able to do anything to herself. I feel confused and uneasy about how far I can exert myself and how far I can achieve it.”
"Leina, why are you talking to a monkey about this?" Benzina naturally didn't want her weak side to be exposed, especially in front of me, so she quickly covered the other person's mouth, but it was a bit late.
"I have no idea about this. Confidence is built on countless victories. With more experience or repeated defeats of powerful enemies, it will come naturally after accumulation."
This is nothing to laugh at. Every adventurer, including me, has come here the same way. The difference between fifty steps and a hundred steps is just that.
"Fight more in the dream realm. How about I take care of you and find some strong enemies for you?"
"For example." Benzina didn't refuse. Maybe she thought so too. She raised her eyebrows and looked at me, as if she wanted to judge what kind of [strong enemy] she was worthy of.
"Well..."
I suddenly had a problem. When I was in Dragon Paradise, I judged Benzina's strength to be 0.9 skeleton dragons. It was just right to use the skeleton dragon as her opponent, but who would have expected that she would actually be in a short time? After reaching this level in just a few days, he actually stepped into the four-wing realm with one foot. In the terminology of our cultivation world, that is half-step four-wing, which is equivalent to a gold-rich old man per unit gallon.
This is still based on her lack of combat experience. If her combat experience can keep up with her realm strength, I am afraid that even an old man with 1.5 units of Gallon will not be able to suppress her. In other words, in Holy See Mountain, this guy is already a mere The third master behind me and Twin Tails.
This makes me a little confused and a little hard to accept. A little transparent person whose combat power was not ranked before suddenly surpassed the geniuses of my king and sister Sharna. You said it is okay to surpass the first and second senior brothers. It is already a backward combat unit.
Those are my king and queen, and they were surpassed by Ben Zina so... quietly?
Moreover, it seems that her potential has not been fully explored yet. Maybe it won't be long before she becomes a true four-winged powerhouse. Soon, the twin tails will be put on the agenda as a combat unit?
Incredible.
If this world is regarded as a game, the Horadric mages back then were the krypton gold bosses in the game world, and the current Benzina is the ultimate creation created by gathering the power of these krypton gold bosses. Krypton gold results.
At this moment, I felt deeply in awe of what humans can achieve in the future.
If you have money, you can really do whatever you want. Even Artoria and Sharna, the protagonists of Destiny, were temporarily defeated by the gold coin offensive of the Krypton Gold Party.
Even if it is only temporary, it is enough to prove a truth.
It is debatable whether man can conquer nature, but money can really conquer nature.
So, now you understand why I am the third stingiest Roger? I have good intentions! This is to save enough money so that I can defy the odds in the future!
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