Chapter 3876 Miss Spider Will Not Die From the Criticism
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Either I have awakened the ability to make my wishes come true, or Boss Kane is a fool. Just thinking about it, on the same day, the investigation materials about the Spider Demon God were delivered to my hands.
There are quite a few, a thick stack, which confirms the fact that this guy is causing trouble in the mainland.
With the resentment of "there is someone who knows better than me", Twin Tails immediately rushed over to share. Of course, Aikarai, who regarded the Spider Demon God as his imaginary opponent, in a blink of an eye, including unrelated girls , have all gathered around.
As the boss, I am qualified to pick the first one. I flipped through it briefly and found some postscripts and content retrieval from Kane. It was not important content. The general meaning was that the name Elian was very common, even if it could be placed There must be more than one big figure who left a mark in the history books, but based on the evil nature of the Spider Demon God, scholars from the entire Kane family were mobilized to collect, and finally found some potentially useful clues for our reference, and so on.
Next comes the main meal.
In chronological order, the first clue dates back to the early days of the War of Original Sin. About 70,000 to 80,000 years ago, it was when the human papacy began to decline. Evil gradually grew, and the minions of hell quietly peeked out again, in remote and secluded mountain villages. , in the side alleys of bustling towns and in the slums of bustling cities, some mysterious and evil figures shuttle from time to time. They are shrouded in tight cloaks and spread the teachings of hell to ignorant, poor and fallen humans.
After explaining the background of a period of time, the conversation changed and came to a small mountain village in the east, a church called the Spider God Cult. The quiet rise of Mimi. For this poor village that is always shrouded in hunger, as long as they believe in spiders, The gods can get enough food to fill their stomachs, enough to make them betray their faith and fall into the arms of the Spider God Cult.
However, no matter where you are, there are righteous people who will not give in to five buckets of rice. A child who dreams of becoming a Templar, with his own bravery and wit, successfully files a complaint to a nearby small town church. So not long after, a group of Holy See knights broke into the quiet mountain village and killed all the degenerate and ignorant people who had betrayed their faith.
Basically, it's the kind of thing where chickens and dogs are left alone.
Then, the temple of the Spider God—a farm tool hut transformed into a wooden house that looked like new clothes with dozens of patches on it. After all, it was in a dilapidated small village. Apart from the village elder’s home, The most magnificent building.
The only designated evangelist of the Spider God Religion, a mysterious girl named Elian, was besieged in the temple. The final result was that the child who followed the knights of the Holy See killed their relatives and burned the whole family to death with his own hands. After seven people, they once again risked their lives and took the lead. They broke into the temple first and picked up the dung pitchfork beside the corner of the temple. It was not clear whether it was conveniently placed there or not cleaned up in time. A world-class perfect throw that made people applaud. Bring the cult leaders who are trying to enter the secret passage to justice.
This is not the earliest historical record in which the name Elian appears, but it is an inference drawn through careful screening after associating it with spiders. It may be the earliest record in which the Spider Demon God appeared.
That's so elaborate, and it's all related to this point. There's no need for inferences. I can't tell. The Spider Demon God was also a very naive person back then. The Spider God Cult, tsk tsk tsk, is just for fear that others won't be able to see him. With his identity, can’t you recognize that this is a cult?
I discovered the unexpected side of the Spider Demon, and I felt a little excited. I put down the first copy and immediately started the second one.
Kane's search was very detailed. In ancient history like this, the most difficult thing to confirm is the time and year. However, he narrowed the scope to the extreme, which was probably more than two thousand years before the first Elian was pierced by a dung pitchfork. Finally, in the suburbs of an ordinary small town, a strange organization called the Cult of Many-legged Gods quietly appeared again.
It's still the same hand, I give you food, you give me faith, simple and crude, but most effective for civilians who don't have enough to eat.
Coincidentally, the only designated missionary is another mysterious girl named Elian.
Seeing this, I couldn't help but hold my forehead. When I saw the name of the Cult of Many-legged Gods, I wanted to squeeze out a little praise. Although it was still a cult at first glance, at least others couldn't tell whether you were a spider or a spider. Centipede, this is also a kind of progress.
In the end, how committed are you to the name Elian? Is it true that the Holy See has become so corrupt that it no longer even has the most basic cult memorandum? !
Let's take a look at how Miss Spider committed suicide for the second time, and learned the lesson from the first time. In order to prevent the righteous people from reporting, our Miss Spider has been much stricter about members and their families this time. A piece of wisdom seems to be used perfectly by it.
However, Miss Spider didn't know that there is a saying that goes, "The taller the devil, the devil is taller." Due to the proliferation of evil, the Holy See has also taken a series of intelligent preventive measures, including placing spies among the lower classes.
Unfortunately, after the establishment of the Many-legged God Cult, Miss Spider's first target was an undercover agent arranged by the Holy See. Because of his pious performance and excellent management skills, he ended up getting involved with the Many-legged God. The second child taught.
It is essential to be on guard against others. Miss Spider suffered a loss once and did not completely let down her guard even against her deputy. This made the undercover agent very distressed and could not find a chance to make a report. What should he do?
I had no choice but to do it myself.
So at a party, just as Miss Spider was spreading her teachings passionately, the deputy behind her suddenly exploded and chopped off her head with a sword. Then, taking advantage of everyone's astonishment, he rushed out of the door and locked the door. The kerosene firewood prepared in advance was lit.
It can be said that everything is done in one go.
Miss Spider, along with her followers, were roasted to a delicious aroma.
He picked up the third copy with an expressionless expression.
This time, the background was set in a bustling commercial city. With the previous two lessons learned, Miss Spider was careful and cautious, and nipped all potential informers and undercover agents of the Holy See in the cradle.
Incredibly, the Compound Eyes Cult finally took the first step in a sneaky way and had four-digit followers for the first time.
What's amazing is that among the thousands of fair-weather friends... ah no, quasi-believers, a fanatic believer who was influenced by fair-weather and fair-weather appeared.
Miss Spider feels that spring is coming.
It's time to start spreading evil and terror and make the continent your own.
To achieve this step, you must first have new believers. If you want more believers, you must continue to preach and increase your efforts.
So she gave this important task to her only fanatical follower.
Miss Spider feels that she has taken the first step to conquer the continent, but her fanatic followers don't think so.
It felt that it was only the last step away from conquering the continent.
I am so confident in compound eye teaching.
So it decided to start it in a crowded place, build a stage, set up a facade, distribute leaflets, and use expensive magic loudspeakers.
Coincidentally, on the day of the mission, another stage was set up in an adjacent location. On the stage, a holy cross stood high.
The Holy See also chose today to spread its teachings.
But they didn't prepare magic loudspeakers. Their voices weren't loud enough and they couldn't hit the other side!
The Holy See lost.
After a few seconds of silence, the priest on the stage quietly left. Within three minutes, a large group of Holy See knights surrounded the next door.
Following the precise clues provided by the cult believers who were not even casual believers, I caught Miss Spider and used everything possible to tie her to the cross on the stage where they were preparing to spread their teachings. Add fuel, add fire, and sprinkle salt. Skilled in making people feel distressed.
Poor Miss Spider, she was sitting at home and a pot came from the sky. She was cremated on the spot before she could figure out what happened.
Let’s look at the fourth part. After experiencing the first three disasters, Miss Spider is about to become brave. This time the background is chosen in a border town far away from the influence of the Holy See.
The name is also very confusing.
Do you think what I built this time was the Silk Sect? That’s right, it’s the Toast Cult!
Do you think I will change my name? Wrong, my name is Elian!
Once again connected to the abyss, spiders, and cults, this demon will stand on his head and have diarrhea!
In fact, the Toast God Cult is developing really well this time. It should be said that although it seems frustrating, it is getting better every time and making progress every time.
The first Spider God Cult had less than a hundred people in the entire village. How much could it develop?
The second time, the Polypod God Cult, because of its rich undercover experience and good management, actually developed a street! Two to three hundred believers!
The third time the Compound Eyes Cult was even more incredible, it actually reached four digits and even cultivated legendary fanatical followers!
Then, the Toast Cult came, and what’s more, thousands of people in half of the border town, including many soldiers and nobles, became followers of the Toast Cult!
After all, it’s free food and drink, and the landlord’s house must be really nice.
Everything was on track, and she was about to take over an entire town and achieve a historic breakthrough. However, Miss Spider did not relax her vigilance and did everything herself, even the daily food distribution had to be watched closely.
Lessons from the past!
I don’t want this fanatic believer!
and after?
Later, a war broke out, and the border town was instantly caught in the flames of war. Miss Spider was accidentally hit by a stray arrow and died on the spot.
Let’s look at the sixth copy again. I skipped the previous content and looked at the last page.
Oh oh oh, as soon as I stepped out, I was hit by a carriage that was racing past out of control. I flew more than ten meters away.
For the seventh copy, there is no need to turn over the pages, just come and tell me how you died.
In order to conceal his identity, he did the opposite, went to the temple to pray, and happened to encounter an angel coming. He was bathed in the holy light and struggled hard, and finally turned into ashes without making a sound.
It is said that the angel was still very confused at that time, and he just showed his face as usual to gain a wave of faith. How come he was declared to have achieved first-class merit after returning?
The eighth copy...
I think this information could be put together and published as a book.
I have already thought of the title of the book.
One hundred unusual ways for Miss Spider to die.
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