Chapter 3835: The Old Father-in-Law’s Coffin Board Can No Longer Hold It Down

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It is of course a lie to say that the relationship between father and daughter has been severed. Just kidding, Miss Bailong will occasionally be humorous.

Not to mention that this method is too blunt, it is completely the best policy among the best, middle and worst. In terms of effects, the possibility of counter-effects is relatively high. If you don’t understand, please refer to the comparison I just made.

I'm afraid that Walter's anger will be shattered by then, and he will have the heart to die with me.

The real method, Aikalay revealed to us, is nothing more than to make a fuss about Walter's current situation. If you do this, your sentence will be reduced, or you will be exempted from the punishment of confinement.

However, it seems that in order to do this, the Dragon King must be persuaded first. The evil dragon Lena is sure of this, saying that her father, my old father-in-law, is the Dragon King's cook. If the Dragon King does not agree, she will poison the food. .

Uh...huh huh huh? ? ?

You can treat the Dragon King as a person. Even if in your eyes he is just a village chief or a parent, without the majesty of the most powerful person in the Three Realms, you cannot really treat him as a soft persimmon.

You didn't see it, but the old father-in-law who came for some reason was standing at the door, and his face turned green at that time.

"Look what nonsense you are talking about." I glared and took out the hanging version of the majesty of the head of the family.

"How can you make fun of the Dragon King? He is a big man who must be looked up to!"

I glanced at my old father-in-law from the corner of my eye and found that his complexion had improved a lot. I knew that I was walking on a prosperous road and would never return.

"If you want to ask it for help, you have to show some sincerity."

"Then what kind of sincerity do you think we should show?"

The grumpy little female dragon rarely reacted violently to my reprimand. She looked at her old father and then at me, her eyes revealing a bit of a witcher-like look.

I resisted the urge to say, "Let's play a game of Gwent first."

"A big man like Lord Dragon King must have outgrown his vulgar tastes. If you give him any shiny treasure, you would be insulting him."

Having said this, I couldn't help but glance at my old father-in-law from the corner of my eye, and found that his eyes were blank and his expression was stunned, as if to say, Hey, does the Dragon King have such high taste? I do not know how?

Oh, how could a low-class cook like you know that no one understands the Dragon King better than me?

"So here, I plan to surprise and please the Dragon King with something unexpected."

"To put it simply, you want to buy a gift for someone but don't want to buy something expensive because you are poor or stingy. You can only use your brain creatively, right?"

As expected of you, Ben Zina, I am heartbroken.

"Experiments have proven that so-called creative gifts are actually the least sincere. Men who always think about giving such gifts generally have a 90% chance of breaking up with their girlfriends."

"Shut up, you, I'm already six..." I blurted out with my heart bleeding, and finally stopped the car. I glanced at the expressionless old father-in-law in horror, turned around tremblingly, and put away the Gatling. , giving Benzina two thumbs up.

"Six sixty-six, you are absolutely right."

"Wait a minute, where did you come up with this experimental conclusion? When did you, a puppet with no emotions, turn into a master of love?"

"It should be a love manual that a certain clan member spent a lifetime researching. By the way, he was still a bachelor until his death."

Stop scolding, stop scolding, God will really get angry if you scold me again!

"Have all the previous memories been restored?"

I tentatively asked, this guy didn't know how many bad things he had written about me in that notebook, I had to find out all of them quietly.

"Totiya's happiness must have been partially restored. After all, not everything is worth remembering. Rather, most of it is boring past that there is no need to recall."

This child... is really pitiful.

My eyes were sore and I almost shed tears. My childhood was so boring that even after reading a book like The Book of Love, it became interesting things worth remembering.

"Wait, why did you only talk about Tia? Shouldn't I be the main contributor? Tia didn't show up at all!"

"Oh, I almost forgot."

"That's right, I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language."

"I have to say thank you to Elijah when I get back."

"Me, me!"

"Speaking of which, let me thank the monkeys as well."

"What do you mean by the way, you bastard, but you actually thank me honestly, even if it's just by the way?"

"Do you want to express your inner dissatisfaction or are you flattered? Can you stand firmer?"

"It doesn't matter if you put aside small things like inner dissatisfaction and ignore it in advance. I didn't expect you to actually thank me!"

"The only thing you know is that you, as a monkey, don't act like a monkey. Well, since you show your sincerity, I might as well tell the truth. My childhood was quite boring, and you must be very aware of it, so , for me who have never seen a monkey, the appearance of you as a monkey in front of me has indeed brought me extraordinary memories worth remembering. I have always been a person who must avenge and express gratitude. That's it. It’s simple, but don’t be overly impressed.”

"What you mean by this, can I understand that the time we experienced is very precious to you and an unforgettable memory?"

Digging out a few bits of human words from a series of lies has always been something I'm good at.

"Yes, you are absolutely right. Because of this, the friendship between Tia and I has deepened." Benzina nodded with nostalgia on her face.

"Are you trying to exclude me no matter what?"

"Elia too."

"So are you really going to ignore me who was always by your side and suffered a lot because of your willfulness, and instead thank Tia and Aria who never appeared in front of you?"

"Who said that? Didn't Elijah show up as a statue and a pendant?" Benzina pretended to be surprised.

"I understand, you are going to make me angry, but I won't be angry." Seeing that Benzina wanted to drag me down to the level of pretending to be stupid and defeat me with her rich experience, I knew that this conversation could not continue.

However, I still got a useful piece of information, that is, this guy does still remember the inserted memories from 30,000 years ago, and he did so clearly, not even a comma was missed.

You know, for me, that experience felt like something I had just experienced, and it was normal to remember it, but for Ben Zina, it had already been thirty thousand years. Thinking about it, I only had one day in the dream test. After a thousand years, I have almost forgotten my acquaintance. I have to say that the hard drive in the brain of this doll princess is indeed very durable. I really want to buy one to benefit future generations, so that people 30,000 years from now can also play with ancient butter.

First, let's drag in the twelve artifacts and the twelve magic weapons.

"Oh, by the way, where did we just talk about?" I remembered the real thing, which was not easy.

"Speaking of which cheap and insincere creative gifts should be used to bribe the Dragon King." It was my old father-in-law who answered me. I was shocked. When did you come out? And with a dark face, it's like asking for a debt. How have I offended you?

"I think about it, and it's absolutely true. Now we really need a gift that is both cheap and insincere."

He nodded along with his old father-in-law's words. Hey, it seems that he accidentally exposed his true intention? Forget it, all the people present are members of my own family, as long as they can fool the Dragon King.

"And I have already thought about such a gift. Jiang Jiang, this is it."

I pulled out an arm from the rope that was tied up, and I raised it high... Oh, I should have raised the thing in my hand low. Who can help me loosen the rope and let me down? When it comes to business, hanging upside down is a bad idea. It seems that I am not serious enough and do not pay enough attention to it.

"Crack!" There was a roaring sound in my ears. I was well prepared, and withdrew my hand, leaving Crystal's mouth empty.

What made her react so strongly was without a doubt the food I was holding in my hands.

Yes, a hot dog!

"Are you going to...use this thing to bribe the Dragon King?" Evil Dragon Lena held back something and showed an expression of disbelief.

"Is there a problem? This is good stuff."

"Could it be Willas who did it?" Evil Dragon Lena understood a little bit why I value a hot dog so much.

"Guess." I blinked mysteriously.

"Crystal knows, Crystal knows." Crystal, who couldn't steal anything, kept twitching the tip of its little nose like a dog, angrily brushing off its presence.

"No, the bread is not. The sausage inside is made by the owner of Veera Silk."

Surprised, you can actually smell it like this?

The atmosphere at the scene was very awkward for a while. Fortunately, I had lost my moral integrity a long time ago and quickly adapted to the embarrassment and gradually became comfortable with it.

"Actually, it's like this. One time I was really hungry and couldn't bear to eat it all in one go, so I ate the outside two slices of bread. The sausage inside was still original, authentic Veras craftsmanship, at least the sausage was still, ahem."

My eyes fell on my old father-in-law, who was gradually turning black. I was startled. I screamed inwardly and quickly made up my mind: "Of course, I'm not saying that Uncle Hardy's cooking skills are not good, but that Vilas's cooking skills are too good." , even a sausage is better than you... ahem, I mean, Mr. Dragon King usually eats delicacies from all over the world, but he must have never eaten such down-to-earth food, maybe he will be very happy."

"Yes, he will definitely be very happy. As a cook, I know very well." The old father-in-law said quietly.

"Right, right."

"Oooohhhh!!!"

At this moment, Crystal saw the right opportunity and swung the sausage over again with the rope. Finally, she succeeded. She opened her mouth and bit it, and her tongue deftly rolled away the sausage sandwiched between the two pieces of bread.

Probably because she didn't want two slices of mediocre bread to ruin the deliciousness of the sausage, otherwise she would never let go of the bread given her nature of being able to swallow even smelly socks.

Everyone looked at the two pieces of gray bread in my hand and fell into deep thought.

"Let's do this." I have another plan. Things haven't come to the worst yet, but before that I sacrifice the crystal.

Hot dogs are not a new thing. You don’t want the Dragon King to visit you privately and eat all the delicacies in the world? Maybe it’s not rare anymore, right?

So I decided to come up with a truly creative and sincere delicacy to impress the Dragon King.

You see, I have two slices of bread (grey) and I have a grilled fish (expiry).

Fit!

At this moment, the ingredients in my hands glowed brightly, and the white cloth wrapped around my arms was almost unable to hold it down.

Distant relatives looking up at the stars, just as a sacrifice to the Dragon King——

Big Universe Galaxy Texas Burger Hot Fish! ! !

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