Chapter 3795: The Waves Behind Push the Waves Ahead in the Desert

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"You mean, we're going to take risks dragging a coffin like this?"

I looked at the little doll and the Loli princess in shock. Are you both old DQ players?

"Don't talk nonsense, this is just a box like a coffin." Perhaps sensing something wrong with the setting, the little doll denied it.

"But you just said it was a coffin."

"Coffin - the same box, that's what I meant to say. It's all Mr. Monkey's fault for not letting me finish in one breath."

Very good, this is probably the completion of the legendary setting, or is it more appropriately called eating books? As a new novelist, my quality is far from perfect, and my bad habits have already emerged.

Anyway, as long as you two are happy, I only care about one thing now.

"Speaking of...it...I mean can George talk?"

"Yes." The little boy's voice came from the same box as the coffin. I was so shocked that my cloak almost fell off three layers.

"Hey~~~George, can you come out and talk?" I knocked on the coffin... No, it's a box.

"You can't." The little boy said concisely.

"Why?"

"Because I'm dead."

"..."

No, where should I start complaining? Can the dead talk, or is this really a coffin?

In fact, what I want to say most right now is, Koukou, you can rest in peace in your grave and don't come out to act like a monster again.

Taking a deep breath, and taking another deep breath, I feel that it is normal to give up on such dispensable things as common sense and tell myself that this is just a dream, with all kinds of weird monsters dancing around.

"Then, what will happen to our little George who died young?" Your eyes return to the little puppet, and you continue to mess around, try your best to mess around with me.

"As I said just now, little George's greatest ability is to persuade others to do good."

After a pause, as if it was afraid that I would think about dragging George out to use as a decoy skull or something, it added: "It is also the only ability.

"..."

This is like the cheap and semi-finished 4399. Each character has one move. If there is one more, I lose.

But anyway, this skill sounds more reliable than the dwarf Joff, and I cheered up a little.

"Is it possible to turn enemies into friends?"

I remembered a skill transformation of the Paladin, which can also turn enemies into comrades. Although it is time-limited, could George also do this?

Then, for some reason, the little doll began to hesitate and its eyes wandered.

"Is this...probably...maybe...possible?"

"???"

As a creator, you don’t even understand the abilities of the characters you created?

I am beginning to feel that I may indeed understand One Piece better than the old thief Oda.

Seeing that the little dolls are unreliable, I can only place my hope on actual combat. It seems that in order to simply fill up the number of words in the biography, there will be several waves of enemies who are desperate to attack every day. They are the best touchstones.

No, the enemy came at a moment's notice. The originally peaceful desert was suddenly raging with wind and sand. In the sand and dust, countless disgusting and wriggling sickle legs could be vaguely seen, dancing densely.

"A new enemy has appeared." Princess Loli looked serious. This was a serious expression she had never seen even when the Four Heavenly Kings appeared.

Having said that, because the death of the Four Heavenly Kings was too sudden and random, I actually didn't notice her expression at that time. In short, I can definitely say that it will not be more serious than the current one. From this, it can be inferred that what appeared this time should be A powerful enemy more powerful than the Four Heavenly Kings.

"A giant centipede that has swallowed countless travelers and is covered in poison!"

I think so, with so many legs dangling in front of my eyes, it's enough to cause trypophobia, and there's nothing else but centipedes.

At this time, I especially miss my old friend, the Sinking Demon. Whether he is used as cannon fodder, a group performer, or as a fill-in, he is so qualified and impeccable. It is a pity that hell has not yet invaded at this time, and angels are still in the world. The Sinking Demon should still be an endangered species, and Princess Loli's imagination, which is as poor as her chest, probably can't come up with it.

"Because the enemy is so disgusting, Mr. Monkey is specially allowed to fight quickly this time." The little puppet never forgets the opportunity to show up and said to me quickly.

Look at Princess Loli, she seems to be a little girl who was frightened by cockroaches, hiding in the corner and shivering. Ah, isn’t it normal for little girls to be afraid of centipedes, spiders, snakes and the like? The only one who is abnormal is probably my little girl Tia. She is thinking about eating six centipedes, sucking at the corner of her mouth, and mumbling something.

It's such a big centipede. One can probably handle it for a day, but I don't know how chewy it is. Will it be too dry and woody?

Looking at Tia and then Athena, I am very curious about how they became good friends 30,000 years later. It seems that they are obviously incompatible.

Ignoring the two of them, I raised my hand and was about to call the little orphan boy up to see what he was capable of.

The little orphan boy got on.

The little orphan boy performed Lumbar Disc Assault.

The little orphan boy hits the monkey.

The monkey's pelvic bone shifted and he fell down with his hands on his waist.

Damn it, why!

When I was foaming at the mouth and rolling my eyes, the cry of the orphan still sounded in my ears, like the murmur of the Virgin. If I listened carefully, it sounded like a fly buzzing.

"Stop it, Mr. Monkey!"

"Why do you do this!"

"The enemy's life is also life!"

"We must respect life!"

"They haven't done anything yet, so why should they be judged as bad guys? They should be killed?"

"Even if you are a bad person, have you ever thought that bad people also have parents and children?"

"If they die, who will raise the parents and take care of the children?!"

"Killing one person will destroy the whole family!"

"When the bad guy's child grows up, he will embark on a thousand-mile road of revenge, waiting for an opportunity to blow the head of the old and frail Mr. Monkey!"

"When will the injustice be repaid?"

"Let go of the desire to kill and let us influence the enemy with love!"

My anger was instantly doused by a basin of cold water. Thinking about it carefully, isn’t it? If everyone could think like this about the little orphan boy, there would be no more shit in this world.

Even for this reason alone, I intend to forgive the little boy, because he is still an orphan.

So, I calmly started good communication with the other party.

By the way, when the little orphan boy wasn't paying attention, he secretly waved and killed the centipedes that were writhing outside the window first, so as not to disturb the screams of the Loli princess and the little doll.

"I understand the truth, but you can't just reason with your own people. You should also say the same words and do the same things to your enemies. A slap won't make a difference, and a fly won't bite until it bites."

After listening to my painstaking persuasion, the orphan boy fell into silence for a long time.

At this time, the little doll that finally emerged from the centipede phobia rushed up to me with small steps and explained the reason to me.

"Mr. Monkey, don't be like this, George has done his best."

"Don't always do your best to your own people, but also do your best to your enemies!" By the way, the same goes for you, a foul-mouthed little doll!

"George also tried his best against the enemy. He has already done this. Isn't he trying his best enough?" The little doll yelled with anger.

"What do you mean?"

"George died because he tried too hard against the enemy."

This was a bit convoluted. I thought about it for three seconds, clapped my hands and understood.

Because he was facing the enemy Balabala, he was stabbed casually. Is this understandable?

So from now on, I can only treat my own people? !

I thought about it for a while, but I wasn't angry. Being angry can't solve the problem. Besides, ever since the dwarf Joff, I didn't have any expectations for my new teammates. I just never expected that they would be pitted against each other.

I have to think of a way to change the status quo. After all, I am also a man who has been influenced by Linya and Lena. I don’t have the IQ or experience to make up for it.

His eyes moved back and forth between the dwarf and the little boy. One was cunning, one was a virgin, one had a bad mouth, one was honest, a pair of prosthetic limbs, a pair of coffins...

After combining all the characteristics and factors, my eyes lit up and I had an idea.

When new enemies appeared, they miraculously survived for three seconds, and a novel scene appeared on the desert.

A half-dead old dwarf, with a coffin under his feet, was surfing in the undulating desert like the sea.

The dexterity and speed of the coffin, coupled with the experience and cunning of the dwarves, allow this pair to move freely among the enemies, with a sense of ease and ease as they pass through thousands of flowers without a leaf touching them.

While enjoying desert surfing, your mouth is always busy.

"Enemies who are stupider than monkeys. Your superficial plot has been completely seen through by Princess Athena, who is the embodiment of wisdom. Hurry up and capture her. Stop struggling in vain. Think about your parents and your children. Eat. If you don’t have this bowl of rice, surrender as soon as possible!”

"Stop fighting. Violence can't solve any problems. Only love can save everything. As long as everyone's hearts are filled with love, the world will definitely become a better place."

Such a wanton voice, one with bad mouth is not as bad as mouth, and the other is more orphan than orphan. It is like the loudspeakers in the village that are constantly circulating at every fork in the road, and like a thousand flies buzzing in the ears. There was a loud noise, two hundred electric drills were attacking up and down the stairs, and fifty excavators were lined up in front of the house. Let alone a person, not even an insect could stand it.

No, the enemies vomited blood one by one and became crazy. They decisively abandoned us and went to hunt down the surfing duo with red eyes.

Seeing the enemy coming at them in a mighty manner and then rolling away in a cloud of dust, the little doll and the Loli princess had complicated expressions on their faces, as if they couldn't accept this script.

"Don't you think this is a great combination?"

"Yes... yes, two useless abilities came together and played an unexpected role." Princess Loli muttered softly.

"Hmph, that means there are no useless abilities in the world, only useless people."

Look at the old and the young, stepping on the fastest coffin board and riding the most solid waves, leaving laughter and laughter all the way, and you can't help but sigh.

"This is the perfect combination of front wave and back wave. Maybe we can give it a new name."

"Although I don't have any hope at all in naming Mr. Monkey, I'll give it a listen."

"Let's call it meager."

"It makes absolutely no sense."

"It would be perfect if you two were good at boxing."

Since the birth of the meager group, Princess Loli seems to have completely given up on the new characters and new partners. She feels that she can neither fill up the word count without thinking, nor add outstanding scenes. There is only endless and empty complaints, and there is no mention of new people joining the group. Well, looking at it this way, it seems that our Amazon lady and the flirtatious elf pretty boy are stillborn.

Arrival did not have any impact on the journey. One day later, we successfully stepped into the depths of the desert. Don’t ask me why I knew this. Princess Loli said it was whatever she said.

"We can be sure that the ancient tomb must be in this area, but it is hidden very deep and it is not easy to find it."

After a pause, Princess Loli kept trying to add drama and lines to herself: "Moreover, there is probably some special being guarding it, and you must pass many tests before you can step in."

In fact, I really want to ask how the demon king got in, but at this point, it seems that there is no point in discussing this. I don't see you, even the two foul-mouthed orphans have been silent for a long time.

"I don't think blind search is a thing." Seeing Princess Loli's appearance, she seems to be planning to describe the search process in a long way. The entire biography may have been soaked in the sea water, so I thought I should give her a little help to avoid going too far. Causing discomfort in dreams.

"There must be some clues hidden here, clues that will lead us to the ancient tomb, such as a treasure map or something."

As soon as I finished speaking, before I could wait for Princess Loli's reply, I raised my head.

I vaguely felt that something was falling down in the sky, falling unambiguously, doing a violent free fall, and it would soon...

Touch————a sound! ! !

It hit the roof of the tent.

Silently looking up, on the translucent roof, through the sun-dried and shiny dried sandworms, centipedes, scorpions, and snakes, we saw a petite body clinging to it in a tragic large-character pose, And a face that was pressed into an oval pie shape, with the eyes, nose, and mouth almost squeezed together, and it was completely unrecognizable. When you look up at first glance, you feel like you are seeing a character walking out of the second dimension.

This is not the second dimension I want!

In any case, if you leave the other party alone, it seems that it will soon become a new drying on the roof. There is no time to ask this farce whether the Loli Princess has any new ideas.

No, it would be better to say that this must be her [flash of inspiration] again.

In short, after a lot of fussing, we moved the two-dimensional character from the sky-falling series back to the house, and then we were ready to have a good talk with Princess Loli.

Even if you suddenly want to add new teammates, there is no need to use this method. It will hurt people just looking at it.

Looking away, I suddenly froze.

Lying face down on the ground, she couldn't see her appearance clearly, but she was wearing a unique non-professional meat seller's red and white armpit-baring witch costume...

This second-dimensional dress from the sky seems a bit familiar, right?

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