Chapter 3787: The Correct Way to Open Things Up

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"Listen to my explanation." When I returned to the library, I wiped the sweat from my forehead.

This Loli princess looks inconspicuous, but she is very valuable among the Horadric clan. In addition to providing one-click jail service, she also provides one-click release service without any ambiguity. She only said hello and did not ask the reason at all. The guard Released me again.

It probably didn't take more than three minutes to go in and out. The so-called thing is only three, so it can be understood that he has never been in jail. The promise of resistance he made secretly before is still valid, and he is not a coward.

"Actually, that... has many deep-seated reasons..."

I originally planned to say a few vague words, but then the other party stepped down and said something polite like "I don't want to go into the specific reasons as long as you didn't steal it. I'm sorry for putting you in jail again." Everyone laughed and laughed. Just pretend nothing happened.

Isn't this what the adult world is all about? Full of indifference and hidden hypocrisy.

As a result, I forgot that this product was a real little lolita, not an adult. I tried my best to hint, but she kept staring at me, showing an aura of breaking the casserole and asking the end.

"Actually...it's a relic of our ancestors." I had an idea.

"Relic?"

"Yes, a relic."

"Why are there such strange relics?"

"..." No, aren't you just complaining in disguise that the fountain statue at your door is weird? Although it is indeed strange to look up at the stars, you should understand that family scandals should not be made public.

Obviously, she didn't understand, so I just kept making stuff up.

"Maybe... maybe my ancestors were Horadrics. As a way of commemoration... I don't understand why you chose the statue of the fountain. Maybe it was built by my ancestors?"

"Then your ancestors have really strange tastes."

The little puppet said what I wanted to say for me, and if that's the case, it's in very strange taste indeed.

"I understand. Your ancestors may be members of the Horadric tribe. You have a trace of Horadric blood in your body, so you can inherit soul magic."

"Big... that's about it."

I didn’t expect that a lot of nonsense could actually improve my identity? No, that’s not right, the lines I just said don’t count. I should say, this is actually part of my plan!

"Okay, I accept your explanation. Indeed, although they are very similar, the sizes are too different."

"You should have discovered such an obvious thing earlier!" I finally resisted the urge to lift the coffee table angrily. What you have lost is a sunfish! As for me, I just picked up a clown fish! I didn't steal it!

"Mr. Perverted Weird Man didn't explain in time."

"And...it's not because you called the police too quickly." I was a little speechless. To be honest, I was a little bit cautious at the time, but I was sent to jail without a chance to explain.

"So everyone made mistakes, so it's even."

"Yeah...yeah, it sounds reasonable and feels fair." The other party's reasons were flawless, and I felt like I was about to be convinced.

"Athena is a fair and strict princess."

"I don't know if he's fair and strict, but I'm very aware of his fast hand speed."

"Is Mr. Monkey, the suspected perverted weirdo, here just to discuss these trivial matters?"

"No, I didn't. Speaking of which, why did I come here?" Fancy being imprisoned made me a little confused, and I couldn't help but lower my head and think deeply.

What is the meaning of human life...?

Speaking of which, did this little doll with a yawning mouth just secretly add a few more strange nicknames to me that had no reason to do so?

"Fanfan, escape from prison, escape from prison." Tia finally came online after watching a good show.

"Oh, by the way, I'm here to fulfill my promise last time and help you leave." I finally remembered. In a nutshell, I'm here to wake people up. On the mysterious side, a big shot like me is It has a famous name - Bed Caller, which can be said to be very mysterious.

"So fast?" This time, Princess Loli raised her head in person, stared at me unblinkingly with her pure and bright eyes, and blurted out.

Isn't it? There is a wise saying in the ancient world of two-spined apes, which is that as long as I take it seriously, I will definitely do it!

Seeing my silence, Princess Loli reacted, and the puppet immediately followed and explained hurriedly.

"Mr. Monkey, the suspected perverted weirdo, don't get me wrong. It's not that Athena doesn't believe what you say, it's just that... although I solemnly ask for your help, the defense here is too tight, so I don't have much hope for you, or should I say I don’t have any hope, you can interpret it as seeking medical treatment in a hurry, and you are already prepared to be delayed and deceived again and again, so please don’t mind.”

I'm super concerned about it. After hearing your explanation, I'm super concerned about it, bastard!

If it weren't for the sake of the overall situation, in order to wake up Ben Zina early and leave this ghost place, I would have to be a vicious leader today!

"Anyway... in short, please come with me. Of course, if you don't believe me, there's nothing you can do about it. Let's just pretend that nothing happened and go our separate ways from now on."

"Ya...Athena, what should we do, what should we do?"

Even if she is deceived, she must leave here and go see the outside world. With this determination, Princess Loli is panicking now. Without any mental preparation, the door of her dream suddenly opens to her. For a moment, I felt more anxious than happy.

"Don't... don't panic, Anna. At this time, we need to calm down more. In fact, we can think in a better direction."

It turns out this doll has a name!

"Good direction?"

"For example...for example, Mr. Pervert is just lying."

"..."

Wait, you call this kind of thing a good direction? Do you want to go out or not? What about the determination you made a few days ago? !

"Athena, you can't back down when things get tough." As expected, even the doll... What a coincidence, you are also a MAX-level master of self-complaining skills?

"But...but, what should we do after we go out? What should we bring? I heard from the book that if you want to travel, you must be well prepared and bring a lot of things."

"Don't worry, we will prepare one by one in order from the most important to the least important. The first and most important thing that you must bring with you no matter what the night is..."

"Book!" Princess Loli's eyes lit up.

Book your sister!

"No, no, no, the doll shook its head and disappeared in a flash. It dragged an old rattan box from somewhere that looked like it contained clothes and daily necessities.

"These should be the most important things."

This is only right. You are a well-read literary girl after all. Can you please have a normal brain circuit?

The doll opened the lid of the box with a bang, and inside there were two rows of dolls that were exactly the same as it. He raised his head proudly and said, "It's windy and sandy outside, so it's better to have as many spare bodies as possible."

Bring me something useful from the trash, you bastard!

Unable to bear it any longer, I started preaching to the Loli princess in front of me who was seriously lacking common sense in life.

“The first and most important thing is the clothes.”

"Clothes? Clothes!" The doll and the princess clapped their hands together and spoke in unison.

"But clothes are not required."

"Athena's clothes have a self-cleaning function and can be transformed into any style." The doll explained to me gesticulatingly, and then made the final decision.

"In short, it's an artifact."

I nodded numbly, okay, you win, you can really do whatever you want with money.

"Daily necessities, such as towels, toothbrushes, soap, sunscreen, cosmetics, etc."

"No need, the self-cleaning function of the clothes can also make the body fresh and clean, and it comes with a protective cover, so it is not afraid of the sun. As for cosmetics, Athena has never used them."

I continued to nod numbly, "No need, not now, not even in the future, a bottle of WD40 is enough."

"Next is food and water." I gestured with my fingers, and without waiting for the other party to answer, I filled it in myself: "No need, I have food here, and as for water... I have it at any time."

Believe me, even in the desert, a mage doesn't need to worry about water, especially a mage like me, not to mention this is a dream world, huh.

"But Athena doesn't want to be suspected of perverts..."

"Wait, can you omit the name? It's so long, it sounds like a waste of time." Now I don't care what her name is, I just want to shorten the words so that my ears can be clearer.

"Well, what I'm trying to say is that Athena doesn't want to eat perverted food and wants to prepare it herself."

"..."

What a concise and to the point.

"How long will it take to prepare?"

"Tomorrow, ask the tribesmen to make more and deliver them. I have found an excuse. The kind-hearted Princess Athena took in the homeless new short-haired tribesman. Unexpectedly, the other person turned out to be a big eater, and his dream was to eat Horadric. clan.”

"Can you set a slightly bigger dream for me?"

Also, what she just said made me a little concerned. Does it feel like I picked up a stray dog ​​on the roadside?

"Time waits for no one, either you are self-reliant and do it yourself now instead of waiting for tomorrow."

"Athena!"

"Anna!"

The Loli princess and the doll held hands and looked at each other with tears streaming down their faces.

"Finally, can't you escape? The pitiful Princess was deceived by a clansman with a human face and a beast heart. She was drugged and imprisoned, and eventually became the other party's pregnant tool."

"No...it doesn't matter, Anna, this is the price of freedom, I can do it."

"..."

I sneered, that's it? It's far worse than the pornographic maid, but this Loli princess lacks a lot of knowledge about life. Does she know a lot of weird and unspeakable knowledge?

Could it be that similar to Little Ghost, there is still a setting like the first generation Sanwu Princess in this era? !

"Stop it, I'm not interested in a little girl like you."

"In other words, how many years do you want to keep Athena until she grows up?" The little doll took a step back to protect its owner, with a fearful expression.

Hello everyone, welcome to Banana Date, I am your old friend Monkey, and today I will perform a simple magic for you, called - Hands! tear! people! I!

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