Chapter 3783 Fish: I Also Think the World Is Very Big!

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When I came out of the small villa, I took a deep breath and wiped my forehead, and found that it was covered with sweat.

Damn it, Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago seems to be even more difficult to deal with.

By the way, where is Tia, where is my dog-headed strategist? This cruel wife who abandoned me at a critical moment, if she doesn’t make any new discoveries, be careful that my family will take care of her when she returns.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, and within a few steps, Tia, like a little ghost possessed, used the ghost's unique way of half-floating and half-flying, called Fanfan in a sweet voice, and rushed straight towards me, with her head like a cannonball. …

It is too sweet!

I put a finger on Tia's forehead and helped her stop the car effortlessly.

"It's strange. What's wrong? Alice is obviously like this..." Tia was a little puzzled by the failure to imitate the seemingly simple ghost body cannonball.

It's hard for me to answer this kind of question. For example, the same punch has exactly the same strength and angle, but one has the fatal attribute and the other doesn't. That's almost the difference. But it's hard to explain to Tia, so I can only smile vaguely. Touch the little girl's dog head.

"You are you, and the little ghost is a little ghost. Each has its own characteristics and excellence. There is no need to imitate the other."

"Wow! Such a pure and perfunctory official tone."

"..."

This complaint is very spiritual like a little ghost.

"Ahem, don't get too carried away, you little girl. Tell me what you have gained. But don't tell me that you ran all the way in vain. Then I can't forgive you for leaving me behind at the critical moment. .”

"It's not a bad thing, I'm doing this for Fanfan's good." The little girl didn't answer but shook her fist, feeling confident.

"Woman, you have successfully aroused my curiosity, please continue." I hooked the little girl's chin. The overbearing president felt that he was not pretending, he was probably just like a bankrupt stall owner.

"Of course it is to let Fanfan know Nana better and get along with Nana more friendly after returning."

"this……"

I never expected that Tia would say this. She was talking serious nonsense, without revealing any flaws or blind spots. I didn’t know where to start my refutation.

"Even if you have passed the test, let's talk about the harvest first. Did you find anything new after this trip?"

"Of course, it is, and it is a major discovery!"

Tia raised her hands high and made a big circle in the air to show that the melon she found was really big.

I didn't expect this. I thought that even if she found out, it would be just some trivial clues. She just went out for a short trip. Could this little girl be lucky in the dream world? the son of? It's not impossible. After all, Benzina is God here. How can God treat her good friend badly?

Of course, except for someone who is cleaning the toilet and cannot protect himself.

Without further ado, I immediately asked Tia to take me to the location of Da Gua. I turned left and right, and unknowingly left the inner city and returned to the outer city where magic and technology overlap. In the maze-like circle, I unknowingly... Unconsciously, I left the outer city again and came to the outside of the city.

"Where are you going?" I finally couldn't help but ask, stop your unruly steps, little girl. If you go further, it might be an air wall. What if there is a bug in this and you get stuck in the air? Outside the wall, that's...

Maybe we can find a new route to speed up the evil path?

You think I would say that, you bastard! Maybe the game will be over and fall to the endless bottom of the world. This is probably the possibility, right? Don't play evil speedrun in other people's dreams without permission, you bastard!

"It's not far, it's right in front, here." The little girl raised her chin and gestured to the front.

"There?"

I glanced over and scratched my head. Our current location was near the gate of the outer city. Connecting the gate was a road that extended deep into the desert. It had to be at least twenty lanes wide, highlighting a high-end atmosphere. Black magic and money.

The constant flow of caravans on the road proves that this road is not entirely a cosmetic project. If you want to get rich, you must first build the road. Obviously people from other worlds understand this very well.

Of course, that's not the point. What Tia is referring to is an exquisite fountain in the middle of the road. It's not easy to build such a decoration using precious water sources in the desert. It's probably equivalent to the Middle Eastern tycoons using oil rivers as road isolation strips. .

In one word, earth within earth.

What's even more earthy is the water-spouting statue in the center of the fountain. It turns out to be... a fish with eyes flashing strangely and a body shaped like looking up at the stars?

What taste? What kind of bad taste is this? !

I might as well go up there with a statue of an old horse, either raising its head and roaring, spitting out fragrance, or lifting its butt off the ground and spiraling into the sky, at least to make people laugh.

After mentally complaining about the inhumanity of the fountain in front of her, Tia flew towards the big fish statue, passed through the water curtain, and stood side by side with the statue, and patted the other person behind her.

"Don't tell me that your big discovery is this strange statue."

"Eh~~? Haven't Fanfan noticed it yet?" Tia patted the weird fish head that was spraying water.

"I discovered it. It seems that the taste of your Horadric tribe is not very good, at least 30,000 years ago."

"Maybe this style is popular in this era?" Tia tilted her head, seeming to feel a little embarrassed, and then shook her head.

"No, no, I don't want to discuss issues of taste with Fanfan."

Isn't that right? No one wants to discuss their weaknesses in front of a strong person. This is a normal reaction when facing a prince of taste like me.

"Don't Fanfan think there's something strange?" Dia patted the fish's head again, making a clicking sound, all kinds of hints.

"Of course I found it. No matter how you look at it, this fish is very strange."

"Ha..." Tia looked frustrated.

"No, wait, can you touch this fish?"

I finally realized that Tia is very transparent. Logically speaking, she cannot touch anything in this world, not even a grain of sand, and others cannot discover her existence.

Now, she is interacting closely with the weird fish statue!

"It's hard...could it be said..."

"Hmph, did Fanfan finally find out?"

"Could it be that you and this statue are long-lost sisters?"

"Fanfan, I'm angry, I really want to be angry!"

"You're kidding, let me think about it. Could it be that this fish is Ben...ahem, Nana?" Seeing Tia's cute and angry look, I suppressed my laughter and analyzed it seriously.

"Although it's not impossible, I think it's unlikely." Tia tilted her head in confusion because of my lack of understanding.

"Isn't there a more likely answer? For example... Fanfan and I should not be the only ones who entered the dream together, right?"

When Tia said this, she could no longer say it explicitly, but directly announced the answer.

"You mean...Alia?" I was dumbfounded.

"bingo." There was a trace of innocent cunning in Tia's energetic smile.

"Wait, wait, are you kidding? It can't be Elijah. The little mermaid is so cute, how could she look like this?!"

I'm a bit cautious, and my intuition tells me that Tia's judgment is right, but if it's true, what do those words I just said count?

An advertisement and a picture came to my mind inexplicably.

The King of Mermaids, with his feet on the sea and the blue sky above his head, holds his trident high in a throwing motion.

No matter where you are, even if you are fishing in your dreams, Trident ICBM's commitment to achieving its mission remains unchanged. We will serve you wholeheartedly, anytime, anywhere, relieve your worries, and help you ascend to heaven.

Danger!

Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. Elijah, please listen to my explanation...

"Hey."

Before he had time to defend himself, he saw Tia holding the fish head, yelling, and pulled the statue down from the fountain.

Yes, she pulled the statue down, then hugged it and ran away, greeting her as she ran.

"Anyway, this is not the place to talk. Let's take the statue away first."

Oh, that's true. As expected of my dog-headed strategist, what he said makes sense. This is really not the place to talk.

But can you please let me go far away before stealing?

In the eyes of others, who ignored Tia's existence, they only saw the statue rising for no reason, as if it was pried down by invisible hands, and then disappeared from everyone's sight like flying.

The surrounding crowd quickly became commotion, and the guards rushed over immediately, scanning the area with sharp eyes without any hesitation.

Surrounded me!

Wait, this is violent law enforcement, you have no evidence! I am innocent!

Although not so innocent.

"The person who looks most suspicious is you, take him away first and then talk!"

The captain scolded me, and I suddenly had nothing to say. I slowly raised my hands, and then I was pushed to the ground by the guards who surrounded me from all sides. I was tied up and imprisoned again...

Half an hour later, I returned to the familiar library.

I:"……"

Princess Loli: "..."

"Could it be that...this is also part of your plan? You did this on purpose, and the plan to leave here...has already been implemented?" Doll doll said.

I really wanted to put on a posture like Commander Ikari and nod my head yes, but the few moral bottles I had left prevented me from blowing it.

"Sorry, it was an accident."

"I think so." The puppet was not surprised at all. It was obvious that he thought so from the beginning.

See, honesty does have its benefits.

"Then I would like to ask Mr. Perverted Prisoner, why was he arrested again?"

That's too much. I'm not a criminal, just a simple pervert.

"What happened was that as soon as I left the city gate, the statue flew up and ran away. The soldiers thought I had stolen it."

Princess Loli: "..."

I:"……"

After a brief eerie silence, the doll spoke again: "I believe the perverted prisoner's lies, but who do you think is the prisoner who stole the statue?"

"This..." I hesitated for a moment, tell the truth? Putting aside the fact that I’m betraying the little girl, am I stupid if you ask me to explain to you that a person who [doesn’t exist] in this world stole the statue?

Tia tortured me a thousand times, but I treated Tia like my first love!

Having calmed myself down in this way, I looked at Princess Loli with a sincere expression.

"Maybe... the statue feels that it has repeated the same work day after day, year after year, and its mouth is numb and its heart is tired. It wants to imitate you and see the outside world?"

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