Chapter 3779: Mr. Strange Pervert

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It's no wonder. I didn't expect that Ben Zina's dark history is quite strong. I have heard about it before, but I just thought that she was like Lena when I first met her. She was frail and sick, bedridden all year round, and did not have a happy childhood.

Is it very pitiful? It's indeed pitiful. After all, Lena is my baby sister, but to put it bluntly, in a place like the Dark Continent, there are so many more pitiful people than Lena.

No, there is an enhanced PLUSPRO version of Lena in front of us. As the princess of the most powerful magical race today, her status is many times higher than that of the little werewolf princess Lena. This strong contrast makes her It looks more and more pitiable. Not to mention the Horadric mages, even me, the protective desire in my heart is growing exponentially every second.

However, I must restrain myself no matter what! This guy will be the evil-doing Ben Zina in the future. If I act too gentle, I will be laughed to death by her when I get back.

But... wait, putting all that aside, am I overlooking something important? Let me review the conversation we just had.

In other words, the loli version of the ancient Horadric Princess who has no resemblance to Benzina thirty thousand years later is in danger. Because of the overload of magic power in her body and her weak constitution, she is so dangerous that even her mood may fluctuate due to it. But she was dying, so no matter how much the Horadric people loved their princess, they could only bear the pain and put her away in a high cabinet as if they were gods.

If I were to simplify it more, the Loli princess in front of me might die at any time, especially when she is stimulated by the outside world.

As soon as I clapped my hands, I realized that I had overlooked something important.

I turned my head slightly tremblingly and looked at Tia, who was floating behind me, ready to offer advice at any time, and who had perfectly completed the evolution of the dog-headed strategist. I cried and spoke silently.

Tia, I might become a murderer because I was bullied by Ben Zina thirty thousand years later, so I went back in time and killed the innocent, pure and pitiful Princess Nana thirty thousand years ago.

Yes, as a man, you are so cruel.

Tia blinked her big watery eyes innocently and said, Fanfan, why do you look so scared that you bite your tongue when you speak?

Shut up, do you still want to be your dog-headed military advisor? Are there people like you? If you don’t make good suggestions and think about how to complain about the commander all day long, are you Yang Xiu?

Thinking of her identity, Tia's expression became stern (that's what I thought), and she finally became serious.

"If this is reality, Nana may indeed have problems because of Fanfan's appearance, but this is a dream, so there is no problem. As long as Nana feels that she is fine, no one can hurt her."

That's right, why do I keep forgetting that this is a dream, not reality? It's all because of the appearance of the dolls and the drama that followed, which made me completely absorbed in the drama.

Tia warned me again: However, Fanfan should not ask too much about Nana's condition, lest Nana realize that it is very dangerous for her to be in contact with you. Otherwise, even if she is in a dream, Here, Nana may really die.

I understand, I understand, it’s an old cliché in the two-spined salamander culture.

So what should I do next to start a conversation? Is it to express sympathy, to comfort and encourage, or to radically promote the theory of loneliness?

There must be no problem. My sweet words that have deceived the hearts of thousands of girls must let you know that my reputation as the elder of the harem is not for nothing.

"I……"

"Athena said she doesn't need comfort or sympathy. In fact, this is good."

I:"……"

Stealing someone's lines is like killing your parents, it's not appropriate, bro.

I gradually found a trace of Benzina's unique feeling in this Loli princess who looked nothing like Benzina thirty thousand years later.

The feeling of being very unhappy at first glance and thinking about how to find a reason to humiliate the other person, only to be stabbed in the face and blood spurts out from the forehead. Sometimes it's even worse. If the evil dragon Lena happens to catch a good show, she will immediately turn into a double team and double the counterattack.

I can't fall. If I lose to Ben Zina thirty thousand years later, can I still lose to the little Lolita now?

I rubbed the bridge of my nose, put my hands on the table, and Commander Ikari walked up.

"Princess, you have misunderstood. I am not trying to sympathize or comfort you. On the contrary, I think it feels good to be alone. Not restricted by time or society, not disturbed by anyone, living casually and freely without any scruples." , this is a kind of aloof enjoyment..."

Yes, please call me the lonely harem family.

After a brief silence, the doll was still in her hand, and her body leaned slightly.

"Can I ask a question?"

"Excuse me." After I finished pretending, I coughed inexplicably.

"Which book was the passage just excerpted from? It sounds familiar but I can't remember it."

"..."

It's so rude, this guy is so rude. Although it was indeed copied, why do you suspect that I copied it? What evidence do you have? !

"There is no plagiarism. How can it be called plagiarism when it comes to scholars?" I denied it flatly.

"Sorry, it seems I misunderstood."

"I forgive you."

"Because Mr. Weird doesn't look like a person who can say such things easily. Ah, I don't mean that Mr. Weird is illiterate. He should be literate, but he is only literate... This feeling , please forgive me if there is anything presumptuous.”

Sorry, it seems I misunderstood, so I decided not to forgive you.

No, I didn’t come here just to be attacked by this innocent-looking Lolita princess using her innocent language!

So the question is, what on earth am I here for?

It took a full nine seconds for my mind to turn around and remember that the purpose of entering and sitting here was not simple!

So why do I have to stay here and suffer tons of damage? Tia, please explain to me quickly! Is there no other way? A way to wake up Ben Zina with a bang!

For example, we can pretend that this thing is dead, prepare a coffin, and ask a few Mr. Liu with slightly darker skin to carry it and dance at the same time.

If you still don't want to wake up after this, then let's make a real show. First dig a hole and bury a grave, and then invite a few Mr. Liu with darker skin to stand on the grave and continue dancing.

Even after reaching this level, if Ben Zina is still unwilling to wake up, don't worry, I have another plan. We can continue to invite a few Mr. Liu with darker skin to burn and bury her. Youdao is a song on the road to Huangquan. Dancing, loving each other by the river on three journeys, drinking in the front row of Meng Po soup, Oreo on the road of reincarnation, I guarantee that even if Ben Zina is really dead, she still has to pretend to be alive.

The more I think about it, the more I think this method is feasible. I'm such a clever kid.

Of course, there is no need to tell Tia, otherwise even if the couple has been married for many years and has a deep love, they will probably have a good relationship.

Yang. Dia. Platinum Star. Xiu, it was obviously not possible this time. She tilted her head and thought for a while, but she just told me to calm down, continue to keep in contact, and build a good relationship with the Lolita version of Zina in front of me.

Otherwise, what other options are there? She is the only clue and plot NPC we can find in the dream now.

"But what Fanfan said is right. We can't place all our hopes on Nana in front of us. There may be other clues. Why don't we split up. Fanfan will first stabilize Nana in front of him and see if he can make any new discoveries. I'll go to other places. Let’s look for a place.”

After getting rid of the loneliness of being rejected by the whole world, Tia finally enlightened and realized the huge benefits of being transparent, and even got a little excited.

No, you let me face her alone?

Although Tia's idea is correct, instead of the two of them staying here and staring at the Loli princess opposite, it is better to let Tia do something else. She is familiar with Horadric, and maybe she can find some new clues.

But the question is, what should I do?

Tia puffed up her chest proudly, tsked her index finger at me and said, "This is not like what the harem elder said, just use Fanfan's best words to capture Nana."

I'm good at your sister!

Don't go, don't leave me alone, Tia!

Seeing Tia abandoning her husband and her daughter, and going off alone, I suffered from the two pairs of eyes (?) staring at me from across the way, and could not reach out to stop her. I could only watch her disappear through the wall, my mouth wide open, and I was so angry. He was speechless for a long time.

How could I have been deceived into marrying by this little girl's sweet words in the first place? If I had known this, even if I married a paper person, held a wedding with a life-size pillow, brought her from the NDS to a candlelight dinner on Valentine's Day, and posted it on Moments to show off, I would never have wanted a movie about this heartless little girl!

In fact, it still smells very good.

Turning back stiffly, one person and one doll were staring at me with silent "ji~~~~~~" eyes. When they found that I had come to my senses, Princess Loli quickly blocked the doll in front of her again. .

"He is indeed a pervert."

"Mr. Strange Pervert."

Oh, look, I've leveled up again, Tia-chan, this is all your fault.

It’s just that weirdos are okay and perverts are okay, but that’s not okay.

"Actually, I am a lonely person just like you." I dreamed back to Commander Ikari, and in my hoarse, vicissitudes of voice, I prepared to weave a poignant story that would move the entire continent and make even hell cry.

"But, as I just said, I like solitude, I enjoy solitude, so isn't it normal to talk to oneself in the air? In the spiritual world that you can't see, it belongs only to me..."

Saying this, I raised my right hand affectionately and stared at the scarred palm.

"Beside me, there is always a wife that only I can see and touch. Her name is..."

"JOJO!"

Ah, I blurted it out accidentally, forget it, it doesn’t matter what happened now, let the emotion die!

"Sorry, Mr. Perverted Weird, I have taken the liberty to interrupt your story. There is one thing that you seem to have misunderstood about Athena."

Are you no longer planning to get rid of the perversion? Very good, I respect you as a little loli who has a beginning and an end.

The Loli princess opposite was stretching the doll toward me, as if she wanted to tell me the importance and necessity of this matter.

Then, the delicate little doll made a cross sign with both hands on its chest: "Actually, Athena is not alone."

Ah, I know, she is with you, and so am I. My Zuojiang and Youjiang have also been with me for many years. Unlike Tia, who comes and goes like the wind and leaves at will, she never leaves me. I'm not lonely at all.

I was about to send out a kind and understanding smile, but the next second, my smile froze.

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