Chapter 3781 The World Is so Big

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This woman is no match for me!

I had never been afraid of facing the Big Seven (?), so I backed down for the first time.

You can't make a fat man with one bite, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, Rome was not built in a day, all kinds of famous quotes from famous people turned into a barrage, and they passed through my mind mightily.

If this were a game, I would probably have the words "Morale -1" popping up over my head continuously.

Finally, it converged into one sentence: "Let's wait until Tia comes back."

Although he is an unreliable dog-headed strategist, the game experience is obviously very poor. There is only one strategist to recruit.

Holding the teacup...oh no, it's a cup of brown sugar soaked in boiling water. I swirled it gently in my hand. On the surface, I seemed to be thinking deeply, weighing the pros and cons. My eyes were like a shrewd businessman's, shining with wisdom and cunning.

In fact, my head was empty and I just wanted to find any reason to say goodbye. Anyway, the other party was quite casual. Don't think that I won't be angry because I am a lolicon!

In this brief anxious atmosphere, to my surprise, the other party spoke first for the first time.

"Mr. Strange Pervert, can I ask you a favor?"

It’s such a complete and formal title!

I was shocked and felt the solemn emotion conveyed from the other side. It was definitely not a joke.

By the way, what is my name? A weird surname, a perverted name, and the nickname Mr. Weird? It seems like this, otherwise why would the other party call it so naturally and catchy? It sounds quite reasonable.

It feels like I have started a new life in Benzina's dream world.

"What's the matter?" I calmly changed my posture and tapped my little finger on the table.

Don’t look at me as a lolicon, don’t look at you after I have known you for 30,000 years. In fact, we have only met for the first time and we are not very familiar with each other. But don’t get too carried away and make unreasonable demands.

"Get me out of here."

Simple.

I snapped my fingers lightly, what a simple thing, just take her, open a few doors, and we can go out.

Then, he spent the rest of his life in prison for kidnapping a princess.

So do you think I am the kind of good gentleman who sacrifices himself for others? ! Listen, I'm just a weird pervert! ! !

I was about to refuse, but then I thought about it. I suppressed my temper and got some information first.

"Why would you want to leave here?"

"I'm tired of the scenery outside the window. I...Athena wants to see the outside world, see the blue sea, the vast grassland, the secluded forest, and the towering snow-capped mountains with her own eyes!"

The dull tone of the puppet doll became excited for the first time, and he was so excited that he almost forgot that he was still pretending to play an oboe.

Yes, I think this is also the reason.

I wasn't surprised at all by the ordinary reason the doll said. For a girl who has been staying in the library, the world is so big and I want to see it. Isn't it normal?

But then comes the problem.

"How are you going to get out of here?"

"Mr. Strange Pervert asked a strange question. If Athena knew how to leave, why would she ask for your help?"

That's right. Just because I can't do it by myself, I have to ask others for help. It's completely logical. But, why are my fists so hungry?

Also, can the formal title be omitted like before? Just call me Mr. Pervert, and I'll leave it to you.

Putting aside whether I have the ability to take her out of the heavily guarded inner city, there is another most important question.

"Why do you ask someone like me, who I've just met for less than a day, to do this kind of thing?"

That's right, why would you place such an important dream on a stranger like me? Even with Ben Zina's trust bonus, it's a bit unjustifiable.

Just like me, no matter what, I will never wave to a strange face that looks a bit pleasing to my eyes: Dear, don’t take risks. Falling into Mortality is too scary, why not live a happy life together, eating and waiting to die?

After all, the character of the savior cannot be broken... although in the eyes of acquaintances, he may have been completely disfigured and only his integrity is left.

This question seemed difficult to answer, and both the Loli princess and the doll fell silent.

"Actually..." After waiting for a moment, the puppet finally spoke.

"Wait a minute, I want to hear the explanation from Her Highness the Princess herself. If you really need help, isn't it the most basic etiquette for you to explain the reason yourself?" I interrupted the puppet and pointed behind it.

I finally figured it out. The puppet functions like a keyboard.

The Loli princess holding the doll is a keyboard warrior, hiding behind the doll to deceive herself and others, and unscrupulously saying slanderous words that make people feel tight but cannot be defended.

The simplest and most direct way to deal with keyboard warriors is to face them.

Apparently stunned by my magical move, the doll froze there, and the owner behind him breathed slightly quickly, seeming a little nervous.

Wait, he didn't die suddenly on the spot, right?

I am a bit too conceited, and I forgot one of the most basic facts while being a famous detective. The Loli princess in front of me cannot bear stimulation. Even if this is a dream, if the stimulation is too great, the other person will realize, "I am very nervous right now and my breathing is rapid." "Is there something wrong with your body?", something will happen.

"I'm sorry, I was too abrupt. I'm just a savage. It's already a great honor to meet Her Highness the Princess, but I still want to take it one step further and bypass the Princess's guards to communicate directly."

It seemed that these words had a great relaxing effect. After taking deep breaths again and again, Princess Loli behind her slowly spoke.

"No, you are right. Since you are asking for help, of course the master must ask for help."

I have to say that her voice is really nice, like a feather, soft and soft, with a sense of shyness and a slight stutter. Although the voice of the doll is the same, it is a little more cold and unrestrained. I Sure enough, you really have nothing against the gentle and shy type of Vilas?

When I came back to my senses, I found that Princess Loli was still hemming and hawing intermittently. I wasn't in a hurry, after all, Tia wasn't back yet, right?

"Hey, I can't stand it, let me speak for Athena." After a while, without organizing a clear statement, the puppet jumped up on the table with abandonment, put his hands on his hips, and forced the rescue.

You see, I knew that I was really destined to be poisonous.

"Mr. Weird, do you want to hear the truth, or do you want to hear half-truths, or lies?"

What you are asking is so low-level, like a third-rate screenwriter. If you have to do something like this, who would choose to listen to lies, right?

"You tell the lie first." I responded calmly.

"Athena fell in love with you at first sight. Everything about escaping here is all fake. She just wants to find an excuse to get close to you."

"..."

I'm boring, I'm a bitch, I deserve it.

"Then let's talk about half-truths and half-falsehoods." Everyone has come, heard, and committed, right?

"Athena thinks you are a good person and can be trusted."

What does this mean? How to understand? Am I a good or bad hermaphrodite?

"What about the truth?"

"There is no one else I can turn to except you. I am afraid I will never find such an opportunity again. Even if it is dangerous or deceived, I still want to go out and see the outside world."

These words are very true, well-founded and convincing.

Think about it carefully, right? Knowing the situation of Her Royal Highness, it is impossible for any Horadric to agree to such a request. That is to say, I, a wild outsider who does not understand the situation and the depth, can rush forward in a moment of passion. He nodded and agreed.

Speaking of this, some people may find it strange. Didn't the other party tell me about his physical condition before? How come you still don’t know the depth?

Please, that was Tia's detailed explanation that was added to the story, not the Loli princess in front of her. If you just follow her explanation, you will definitely understand that "because the magic power in the body is too large, the body is weak and the magic power will be out of control after being stimulated." So people don’t dare to approach me easily.”

It's not a lie to say this, but the saying "the magic power is out of control" is very wonderful. After the Loli Princess's vague misleading, nine out of ten people will probably translate it as "Oh, how much do I have to control?" Take hold of my unicorn arms." In this way, it is understood that out of control magic power will cause damage to the people around you and the external environment, rather than dying suddenly and becoming a Buddha on the spot.

I was afraid of hurting the people around me, so I chose to live alone in this library. What a sad and beautiful plot. What’s even better is that usually at this time, there will definitely be a brave, upright and ethical person who can perfectly solve the problem. The knight appears.

So I have reason to suspect that from very early on, the seemingly innocent princess in front of me has already made some small calculations and figured out how to make good use of me.

I really belong to you, Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago!

Many thoughts flashed through my mind. On the surface, I seemed to be moved and showed hesitation.

"Of course I would be happy to serve Her Royal Highness the Princess, but I still can't figure out why you would be willing to take such a risk. To put it bluntly, we just met. Do you understand what I am like? Kidnapping the Horadric clan The benefits that Her Highness the Princess can gain are enough to drive many people crazy, what do you think?"

"I understand your doubts." The puppet nodded: "First of all, the most important point, what I just said is very clear, I have no other choice, in a situation like yours where you join as an outsider and immediately gain the trust of the tribe. , since I was born... no, if we go by the records, this is the only time in a thousand years."

So that’s it, if this wasn’t Benzina’s dream, and if it were under normal circumstances, it would be absolutely impossible for me to pass the “political review” of the Horadric tribe. Even if I passed, I wouldn’t be able to gain trust immediately, and I would probably have to go to the outer city for inspection. , may have to wait until the second generation, or even the third generation, if they can still inherit soul magic, to be fully accepted by the Horadric clan.

Thinking about it this way, I am indeed the other party's only (fooling) candidate. I didn't have it before, and I probably won't appear again in the future.

"As for the second reason, it's because Mr. Strange Pervert looks more... honest?"

You want to say that you are stupid, right? You want to say that I am stupid, right?

"Having lived here all this time and rarely interacted with other people, does Her Royal Highness the Princess believe so much in her ability to discern people?"

"Hmm." It wasn't the doll, but the Loli princess behind the doll. She nodded her head, seemed a little abrupt, and handed the doll over again.

"If it were someone else, they might not have confidence. Maybe it's a relationship that you can understand better?"

"..."

This sentence hurt me a hundred times more than "You are a good person."

As if this was not enough to convince me, the doll explained again: "Good people can pretend to be bad guys, and bad guys can pretend to be good people. Men can pretend to be women, and women can pretend to be men. Many roles can be played in reverse, but there are some But you can’t. For example, a genius can pretend to be a fool. A fool will always be a fool no matter how he pretends to be a fool. He cannot become a genius."

Thank you so much for your explanation, asshole!