Chapter 3793: The only Designated Tool Person in the Book

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"As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning..."

"Athena has already said this sentence just now and there is no need for Mr. Monkey to repeat it." I was interrupted by the little puppet without hesitation. I was not annoyed. You little thing, I'm afraid you still don't understand the true meaning of this sentence. Bar.

"Then what do you think is the most important thing to do if you want to write a biography?"

"Outline?" Princess Loli hesitated for a serious discussion and answered uncertainly.

"Wrong, that's what I said just now, the beginning."

"Is it okay without an outline?"

"It's fine without an outline. No matter what, you have to make a start first."

"I don't understand Mr. Monkey's thinking at all." The bad mouth must have been taken care of by the little doll.

"Let's put it this way, I... uh, just, for example... no, in reality... you can't say that. Let's just say that I have a friend who may or may not exist..."

"This friend has the same IQ as Mr. Monkey?"

See if I don't tear up your stinky mouth!

Seeing the incompetent and furious look on my face, Princess Loli quickly hugged the little doll, covered her mouth tightly, and motioned for me to continue.

"This friend also planned to write a biographical novel, but guess what?"

"The writing is so bad that no one wants to read it?" the little doll brushed away Princess Loli's little hand and let herself go, blurting out.

"..."

"I'm sorry... I'm very sorry..." Princess Loli apologized repeatedly and hid the doll behind her back.

"No... to a certain extent, it guessed it right." I shook my head.

"Because my friend didn't even write the beginning, but the setting was over a million words long."

Princess Loli once again shocked my entire family.

"So don't worry about the framework, setting, or outline. Just start with the beginning. It's not too late to start with the beginning."

"Okay, I understand." Shocked by the strong sense of reality and tragedy emanating from me, Princess Loli nodded vigorously, took a deep breath, and tightened the quill in her hand.

"Mr. Monkey, Mr. Monkey." As the Loli princess competed with the notebook, the little doll leaned out from behind her, a pair of glass eyes full of inquisitiveness.

"Could that friend you talk about be..."

Dog leash! ! !

The trip continued, and the biography of Princess Loli was stumbling, but at least there was some progress. I started to get started, but I just didn’t know what the content was, which kept my curiosity high.

"Okay." She said suddenly.

"Is it finished?" I looked shocked. I haven't even finished writing a notebook. Classical Chinese shouldn't be so exaggerated. Could it be the long-lost telepathic consciousness writing method?

To put it simply, I write down the first word at the beginning, and you can figure out the remaining 999 words by yourself. The plot is ever-changing and can only be understood, not explained.

There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people? Oh, I'm so weak, I have one hundred thousand of them by myself!

"The beginning has been written." Princess Loli, who startled me, added meekly.

Can't you finish the sentence in one breath?

"It happened to be written to the point in time we are at now. We have defeated the Manticore Queen, one of the Four Heavenly Kings. The next plot can only be imagined."

Based on our experiences along the way, you can copy the stumbling blocks? I was shocked again and rushed to book. This is it.

"How should I write it next?"

"Wait, Athena, it's time." Before I could say anything, the little doll couldn't wait to jump on the table.

"We have been out for a while, and we should have new partners joining us."

Isn't it? Even one of the Four Heavenly Kings has been defeated. If he doesn't appear, he will have no chance to appear. It's rare for me to agree with the little doll's point of view.

Of course, it may not be because of the bad intentions of "I can't be the only one suffering".

"Is Mr. Monkey the only one who doesn't find it boring?"

Well said, I've just had enough of you. Let's get some new teammates. I need normal communication. Teammates can't just hurt each other.

"Okay, it's decided, new teammates are about to join!" As if inspired by this idea, Athena looked a little excited. She raised her fist high and let out an energetic roar.

I understand that she is talking about a novel, but I understand better that new teammates will join soon.

In fact, there should be two teammates in the team, but unfortunately, she can't see one of them anyway. Even if she sees the other one, she won't treat me as a teammate anyway, and will only treat me as a thief.

"In addition, the light and dark guards under the Demon King's throne will also be scheduled." Relying on his relationship with Athena, the little doll was very unrestrained, constantly giving directions and stealing my scene.

"Wait a minute, the progress is too fast, I have to use it sparingly."

Princess Loli looked at me with confused eyes: "It's not too fast, we will have a decisive battle with the devil when we get to the ancient tomb."

"Where's the grassland, where's the sea, where's the forest, where's the snow-capped mountains?"

"That's a matter for Part 2345. New enemies will be arranged."

"Oh." I understood. The so-called Demon King, which sounds bluffing, is actually equivalent to the BOSS of Novice Village, right? Maybe there will be a second Whip Corpse, which will serve as a stepping stone for new enemies, and so on, full of routines.

Having said that, this guy has already decided to write two, three, four, and five movies, so he is not worried about not being successful at the beginning?

Could it be that the key to breaking the dream is to help Ben Zina realize her dream 30,000 years ago, help her write a five-part adventure and sell it well?

It’s not difficult, but at worst, if the new book is unsold, I’ll secretly buy tens of millions of copies. Wouldn’t that be a million-dollar bestseller?

If you have money, you can really do whatever you want.

As for the time it takes, a rough calculation would take at least three or two years, which is too long and a bit overwhelming. Isn't there any other opportunistic way?

For example, we can have a dream within a dream, and with the help of Elijah's ability, the Loli princess can transform into a best-selling novelist and food hunter in a dream within a dream?

Realizing a dream, realizing a dream within a dream is also considered realizing a dream. How do you know that the so-called reality is not someone else's dream? As soon as a person wakes up, his dream ends, the universe collapses, and the world is destroyed.

"Approximately how far are we from the ancient tomb?" I thought that since we are the BOSS of Novice Village, I can just be casual and arrange everything. The plot does not wait for my Fran.

"I don't know the specific location of the ancient tomb. It should be in the deepest part of the desert. We still have about two days' journey from the deepest part."

I don’t know where this Loli princess got such a precise sense of time and distance, even though she has never been out, but if she says it is, then it must be, and there is no need to doubt it.

"What should I do? There are still four heavenly kings and light and dark guards. It has only been two days, so the debut is a bit tight." I frowned. Even if it is the plot of the Novice Village, you should give the enemy some cards. You can't Let’s show up twice a day.

Snapping my fingers, I had an idea: "Let's do this. The four heavenly kings will appear together, and the light and dark guards will appear together with the devil."

"Isn't this a bit too perfunctory?" Princess Loli felt it was not appropriate.

"On the contrary, this just proves that the villain in our book is intelligent, understands the principle of lion fighting rabbit, and is not conventional."

"Okay...okay."

"It's too late for the new partners to appear. Let's talk about the next part." I made some calculations and figured out that the Novice Village is not a problem. I can handle it alone. It doesn't matter if the Tool Man comes back in the next part.

"Actually, we already have a new partner." As if facing the editor's question, Princess Loli weakly tugged on her clothes and lowered her head.

"Where?" I was a little dumbfounded. Why did you come just as you said and didn't you prepare yourself mentally?

"I'm here, don't you have eyes to see? You silly boy!" The rough sound coming from under my feet scared me. When I lowered my head, I saw a palm-high bearded dwarf-shaped doll heading towards me. Yelling.

Dumbfounded MAX!

"The newcomer's partner, Joe, is good at..." The little doll pretended to hold the newcomer with both hands, and introduced it to me in a grand and grand manner.

"An enemy with a foul mouth."

"anything else?"

"Gone."

The three-hundred-sixty-degree spiral five-body PRO.PLUS.MAX is dumbfounded! ! !

"No, he must have some fighting ability. Can he help me share some enemies?"

"Unfortunately, Joff was set up as a neurotic dwarf warrior who retired due to losing his legs during a great battle and suffered from post-war stress disorder."

"It's okay, just throw a few throwing knives from a distance." I didn't ask too much, I was hoping that I wasn't the only tool person, that's all.

"Five fingers disabled."

"Then you can be a scout and help watch the bonfire at night, right?"

"Blind."

"As a decoy skull... I mean thrown out as a decoy at the right moment to temporarily draw enemy fire."

"Dying."

It's so tragic, isn't it too tragic? Joe, who has lost his legs, five fingers, is crippled, blind and dying, the guy who should be lying in bed waiting to die, actually wants to run out and take risks to make money? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

More importantly, this kind of second-level disabled guy with only one mouth left and mental problems still managed to get into the brave team inexplicably?

Could it be for the sake of symmetry? You see, the little doll is responsible for the bad-mouthed people of his own, and likes to find trouble with me all day long, so he must have a teammate who is a professional enemy of bad-mouthed enemies.

But it’s a bit unreasonable for you to learn to ridicule but not take responsibility. Isn’t this going to stir up trouble in the battlefield and harm others and yourself?

After thinking about it for a while, my eyes returned to Princess Loli. I didn't know whether to feel pain or sympathy. Maybe this was a character who was even worse than Jove.

You can obviously make up any teammates you want, but you have to pretend to be a puppet. What level of loner is this? I can only play hide-and-seek alone, which is completely unimaginable for me, and I am convinced to lose.

Maybe the other teammates will also appear as dolls. I couldn't help but think back to the doll family that the little doll had to take with her when packing for the trip. I thought they were all her stand-ins, but now Think about it, it's really thoughtful.

No, doesn’t that mean that across departments 1 to 5, I am the only real tool? !

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