Chapter 144 Chapter 143 Guan Yu Warms the Wine and Kills Hua Xiong [Please Vote]

"My dear brother, what is a war correspondent?"

Lu Bu was exposed to a lot of modern culture. The title of war correspondent sounded a bit unfamiliar, but he felt that the word "battlefield" was very appropriate, so he wanted to ask about it.

If it's suitable, then wouldn't I, Lu Fengxian, have an extra title?

Well, Erlang has been reorganizing his titles a lot recently, and he can hardly write them down anymore. We have to catch up.

Li Yu didn't expect this guy to be so excited when he heard a new term:

"A war correspondent is a professional who records combat situations in words or images on the battlefield."

Lu Bu got even more excited:

"Brother Xian, the more he talks about it, the more suitable it becomes for me. Brother Wei is planning to use an action camera to record the entire battle of Hulao Pass... War correspondent, the name Dora Feng was prepared for me as soon as I heard it."

Okay, you're really into it.

Lu Bu muttered a few words and then asked:

"Brother Xian, regarding war correspondents, are there any special... particularly powerful quotes from famous people? Is it the word "powerful"?"

You are really becoming more and more fashionable. When the Three Heroes fight Lu Bu, you won't be wearing headphones and sunglasses, right?

Li Yu thought about the famous quotes about reporters. Most of them talked about dedication, but not many were suitable for Lu Bu.

He recalled the novels and similar books he had read, and finally found a sentence that was full of character and showed off Lu Bu's style:

"I come, I see, I record!"

Lu Bu's eyes lit up when he heard this:

"These words are really suitable for a brother. Thank you very much, dear brother!"

After speaking, he repeated:

"I came, I saw, I recorded... Anyone who doesn't let me record will be killed without mercy!"

Damn it, are you a war reporter or a murderer?

Lu Bu led the red rabbit horse to the stable, added some more feed, then took the action camera on his chest and went to the study with Li Yu.

As soon as she arrived upstairs, she met Diao Chan who had changed her clothes.

The little girl said hello to Lu Bu, and seeing Li Yu holding an action camera in his hand, she said sensibly:

"Sir, if you have something serious to do, I don't have to go to the amusement park for the time being."

Li Yu smiled:

"Just watching a video, I'll take you there later."

Hearing this, Diao Chan jumped for joy again:

"Then I'll go back to the room and wait for you. I'm just in time to tidy up the clothes that have been hung up."

After she turned around and returned to the room, Lu Bu asked curiously:

"Where are you two going to play? When I finish my work, I want to go with Erlang."

Li Yu said while pulling out the memory card:

"I'm just going to the amusement park for a while. I'll take you to experience it if I have the opportunity in the future."

There are not many people in the amusement park in Yinzhou. You can go there anytime if you want to play. Unlike Disney and Universal Studios, where you have to queue for a long time for each item.

Go into the study room, turn on the computer, and use a card reader to connect the action camera's memory card to the computer.

Li Yu browsed the video files and found that the records were very complicated. There were not only battle scenes, but also scenes of meetings in the big tent.

Um? Is this a pre-war mobilization rally?

He clicked on a video at random and saw that in the camp, Zhang Liaodian, Wei Wei Xu and others were all sitting upright, and the atmosphere was solemn. Even Jia Xu was silent while holding a thermos cup.

This scene doesn't look like mobilization, but rather like a defeat.

But in the original work, before the Three Heroes fought against Lu Bu, it was Hu Zhen, Hua Xiong and others who led the Flying Bear Army in the limelight. Without the Bingzhou Army, nothing would happen. Even if they were defeated, it would not be Lu Bu's turn at all.

Besides, with Jia Xu's help, can he be defeated?

Just when Li Yu was about to ask what was going on, he saw several soldiers walking in from outside the camp.

The one in the lead was holding a huge mandarin duck pot. Judging from the color, it should be filled with spicy butter and mushroom soup.

A few soldiers at the back were carrying various hot pot dishes, including meat and vegetables. When the tent was opened, a sheep could be seen hanging outside, and a soldier dressed as a cook was cutting the meat.

Lu Bu's voice sounded from outside the screen:

"It's finally done, Wenyuan, plug in the induction cooker and start quickly!"

Today, I thought I had lost the battle, but I didn’t expect these idiots to be waiting to eat hot pot.

You can always come up with new tricks for me.jpg.

Lu Bu took a imperial concubine orange, peeled it open, ate it and said:

"A few days ago, my brother went to Sishui Pass under the pretext of investigating the military situation. I took pictures of the whole process of Laoguan killing Hua Xiong. I also saw the fall of Sishui Pass. I also wrote a special note to Dong Zhuo. Reported the matter..."

Good guy, in order to capture the first-hand video, you even made a trip to Sishui Pass, right?

Not to mention, he really has the spirit of a war reporter who is not afraid of death.

Li Yu pointed to the scene in the video and asked:

"Why is everyone silent?"

"Sishui Pass has fallen, and the generals are worried that Dong Zhuo will be blamed... As for this hot pot meal, it is to see Hua Xiong off. In your words, it should be called... what is it called? Yes, let's have a dinner. Hua Xiong died, let's have a dinner to remember him. Pretty reasonable, right?”

Li Yu naturally heard this guy's gloating:

"Do you have a conflict with Hua Xiong?"

Lu Bu took a bite of the imperial concubine orange and looked a little surprised. He probably didn't expect the oranges to be so sweet. He stuffed the remaining few into his arms and said:

"A few days ago, Hua Xiong's men were transporting grain and passing through Hulao Pass. They saw Wen Yuan dressed as a Bingzhou army and made provocations. Wen Yuan beat him until he vomited blood. After Hua Xiong heard about it, he rushed to Hulao Pass on horseback. Wenyuan must be taken away and dealt with under military law."

My day, are you so crazy?

But when I think about the conflict between the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army, I understand.

Regardless of the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" or the real history, the Xiliang Army looks down on the Bingzhou Army.

Li Yu thought of the description in the original work about the disagreement between the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army. Especially after Lu Bu became a popular figure around Dong Zhuo, many Xiliang generals were jealous.

As the number one fighting force of the Xiliang Army, Hua Xiong was originally the most popular person around Dong Zhuo, with a status comparable to that of Xiao Tiantian. However, since Lu Bu appeared, he has become Mrs. Niu, and it is normal to feel angry.

Li Yu paused the video, turned his face and asked:

"He came to arrest Zhang Liao, how did you deal with it?"

Lu Bu finished the orange, sat down on the computer chair next to him, and said with a smile:

"Brother, I was worried about how to stabilize the morale of the army. Hua Xiong's appearance just gave me an assist. As soon as he said to take Zhang Liao away, I kicked him over. Dian Wei and others rushed forward. If it weren't for Xu Rong and Wen He The gentleman stopped me and his head has been chopped off."

It's awesome. It's timely Yulu Gongming who mastered the art of winning people's hearts.

Just the scene of beating up Hua Xiong, Zhang Liaodianwei and others must have been completely convinced. Who wouldn't respect a leader who stands up for him like this?

Li Yu clicked the space bar and continued playing the video.

The hot pot was set up, Dian Wei, Wei Xu and others in the picture were obviously swallowing their saliva. Although Zhang Liao was a little better, his eyes were still staring at the freshly cut mutton on the plate.

Obviously, they all remember Hua Xiong from the bottom of their hearts.

Everyone sat together, waiting for the soup in the pot to boil, and they couldn't wait to start cooking the meat.

Lu Bu's voice sounded from outside the screen again:

"Although we have a separate meal system here, in the heaven where I go, people do gather to eat, especially hot pot. The more people there are, the more lively it is... You can only eat the meat when it changes color, so don't be impatient."

Seeing that Dian Wei had eaten the meat and was about to fish it out, Lu Bu quickly reminded him.

Li Yu counted the soldiers who ate meat. Except for Jia Xu, who had a normal appetite, everyone else was a big eater.

With such a group of people eating hot pot, the sheep outside would probably be too much.

Fortunately, Lu Bu brought some hot pot balls with him when he left last time. He asked the cook to cook them in advance, then poured them into the hot pot, dipped them in red oil and fished them out. Finally, he withstood the first round of the big eaters. charge.

The spicy and fragrant hot pot comes with a dipping saucer. Not to mention the natives of the Three Kingdoms in the video, even Li Yu was a little greedy.

After watching this video of the pre-war dinner, Li Yu said:

"I ordered some compressed biscuits for you. I'll take them over with you. You can just eat a small piece for each meal. You don't have to bury a pot to make rice, which saves time."

"Thank you dear brother, I really need a batch of emergency rations."

Compressed biscuits can not only be chewed dry, but can also be cooked to make a paste. However, you have to be careful when cooking. Two small pieces may be enough to cook half a pot.

Lu Bu couldn't wait, so he grabbed another handful of sugar oranges and ate them:

"The battle at Laoguan is in the back. It's a pity that we can't enter the gate of the 18th princes. I don't know how the wine inside is warm. I really want to follow and take a picture."

Do you really think of yourself as a reporter?

Li Yu dragged the mouse and opened the video file. He saw Sishui Pass, which was slightly worse than Hulao Pass, and the densely packed soldiers on the pass.

In the distance, there was a gathering of soldiers with messy colors, and flags of various colors were among them. Li Yu zoomed in on the picture, and then he saw clearly that they were the flags of the eighteenth princes.

Yuan Ziqi, Cao Ziqi, Wang Ziqi, Ma Ziqi, Zhang Ziqi, Kong Ziqi, Sun Ziqi, Tao Ziqi, Yang Ziqi... Looking at these flags, Li Yu unconsciously thought The ending song of the CCTV version of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" sounded:

"There are vivid faces flying in front of you."

Each flag represents a big figure from all the forces in the early Three Kingdoms period. Although many princes hurriedly went offline like a formality, they are all well-deserved protagonists in their respective stories.

There are also many flags planted at the Sishui gate.

There are military flags of the Flying Bear Army, as well as flags with Chinese characters, Dong characters, etc., which are less interesting than those of the Eighteenth Route Princes, but the advantage is that they are unified in style and color, and they look like they were made in a unified way.

In front of Sishui Pass, a big man riding a black horse and carrying a broadsword was cursing at the camp of the eighteen princes:

"Yuan Shao, come quickly and die!"

This cavalryman is at least two meters tall, majestic and majestic, and he is obviously a master at first glance.

Li Yu asked:

"Is he Hua Xiong?"

"Yes, even though I just beat him, when he heard that I was coming, this guy took the opportunity to use me to sweep the formation for him. It happened that I wanted to take a close-up shot of Laoguan, so I agreed."

People thought you were here to help, but you just want to get closer and watch the show.

Li Yu no longer knew how to complain.

Soon, a knight will ride out from the camp of the eighteen princes. Lu Bu introduced like Huang Jianxiang:

"This man is Yu Wei, Yuan Shu's subordinate. It is said that he has bravery beyond all men, but it's a pity that I haven't seen it... Among the princes of the Three Kingdoms, Yuan Shu's subordinates are a bunch of drunkards. Didn't I mention Ji Ling, the chief general?"

Li Yu smiled:

"In the early days, Yuan Shu had Sun Jian under his command, but unfortunately he was killed by the Skeleton King himself. Sun Ce also led his troops to become independent, so Yuan Shu had no generals left."

In the video, Yu Wei is rushing towards him, but before his name can be announced, he is beheaded by Hua Xiong.

Unbelievably brave, he couldn't even hold on for a single time. His fighting ability was indeed a bit overwhelming.

Hua Xiong continued to curse and call for formation. The Yuan family of the eighteenth princes occupied three places, so he kept catching the Yuan family and scolding them. Not long after, another cavalryman carrying a giant ax appeared in the military camp.

"This is Pan Feng, Han Fu's subordinate. This ax is said to weigh a hundred kilograms, and it is also brave enough to be worthy of ten thousand men... Later Zhang He, the Four Court Pillars of Hebei, is now Pan Feng's subordinate."

Coming, coming, the first background of the Three Kingdoms novels, General Pan Feng is finally here.

Countless novels have portrayed this character, and now I finally meet him in real life.

Pan Feng's majestic appearance, coupled with the giant ax in his hand, is indeed majestic. No wonder in the original work, when Yuan Shao saw him, he poached him in front of Han Fu and promised:

"If you kill Hua Xiong, I will give you one hundred gold and fifty good horses."

With this stimulation, Pan Feng is naturally full of fighting ability.

In the video, this guy raised his ax from afar:

"I am Pan Feng. The thief, please dismount your horse and die quickly, lest you pollute my axe."

Hua Xiong didn't say anything, but instead accelerated his horse and rushed up to Pan Feng. He held a knife in both hands and slashed. He struck out with a powerful and heavy force and chopped down thousands of soldiers. Pan Feng quickly raised his ax to block.

It turned out that this was a false move. Hua Xiong flicked his wrist, and the sword passed Pan Feng's shoulder diagonally, and the five-star general's head flew away.

Li Yu couldn't help but sigh as he watched Pan Feng's headless body fall from the horse and fall heavily to the ground.

A good person was killed just like that. War is really not fun at all.

Lu Bu asked:

"My dear brother, do you feel uncomfortable when you suddenly see such a scene of bloodshed?"

Li Yu nodded:

"Most people who grew up in peacetime will not be able to adapt to such a scene... But this is war, and only bloodshed can stop the war."

Lu Bu patted him on the shoulder and comforted:

"If my dear brother feels unwell, please do not copy these videos to your computer, lest you have nightmares when you look back."

Pan Feng's body was still twitching, and he looked really frightened.

Putting his thoughts away, Li Yu continued to watch the video.

According to the description in the original work, before Hua Xiong killed Yu Wei and Pan Feng, he had already beheaded Bao Zhong, who went into battle without permission. In total, he had beheaded three generals in a row.

Next, it's time for a hot man to appear.

Lu Bu had read the original work and knew the plot, so he deliberately controlled the red rabbit horse to take a few steps forward to make the video shoot clearer.

After waiting for about five minutes, a red-faced strong man wearing a parrot green robe came out of the camp. He was about two meters tall and had a long beard. He was holding a Qinglong Yanyue Sword and leading a not-so-strong horse.

After leaving the camp, he got on his horse. His strong and huge body was a bit incongruous with the slightly frail horse.

Lu Bu stuffed the peeled sugar orange into his mouth:

"No wonder Laoguan inherited the red rabbit horse in the end. An ordinary horse of this size is really not good enough."

Li Yu smiled:

"When you were alive, Guan Yu didn't say a word. When you died in Baimen Tower, he looked at everyone as if they were just bidding."

"It's normal. After all, he is Laoguan. If there is a chance to bring him here, I will drag the second brother Qin and Wu Erlang to kowtow in front of him."

Aren't you afraid that Laoguan will kick you three over?

In the video, Hua Xiong saw a red-faced strong man with a gloomy expression and couldn't help but ask:

"The general will be given a name, and a certain sword will not kill the nameless ghost!"

However, Guan Yu didn't answer him. After getting on his horse at the entrance of the camp, he rushed towards Hua Xiong.

Guan Yu was good at quick kills. He killed Yan Liang, Wen Chou, and this time he killed Hua Xiong. They all killed his opponent face to face without giving him a chance to fight back.

Soon, he rushed in front of Hua Xiong, raised the Yanyue Sword in his hand, and when the two horses crossed each other, he raised the sword and struck Hua Xiong.

Lu Bu was afraid of missing the details, so he quickly rode forward, and then saw Hua Xiong being beheaded.

Hua Xiong, who had just killed three generals quickly, met Guan Yu, who was better at killing quickly, and immediately became the backdrop for Guan Erye's rise to fame.

Hua Xiong's body fell heavily to the ground, and the soldiers on both sides watching the battle were all stunned. However, Guan Yu still remembered his merits. He got off his horse, cut off Hua Xiong's head and held it in his hands.

Just as he was about to get on his horse, he suddenly saw a knight in fiery red armor rushing towards him, his face changed obviously.

Lu Bu's voice was filled with excitement:

"Awesome, Lao Guan, I thought you needed help... How about Xuande and Yide? When we get to Hulao Pass, I will definitely have a good chat with you three brothers."

In the video, Guan Yu’s eyes were confused.

When I saw someone rushing over, I thought it was to avenge Hua Xiong, but I didn't expect this guy to come over and talk nonsense.

Lu Bu got closer and closer, and deliberately took off the action camera to confirm that the picture was taken, and then said:

"Hurry back and receive the merit. If the wine is cold, it won't be perfect... Your Yanyue knife is not sharp enough. I will give you a better one next time. Thank you."

Guan Yu looked at the camera silently, probably recognizing Lu Bu's identity. He silently cupped his hands, picked up Hua Xiong's head, got on his horse and drove away.

Li Yu said dumbfounded:

"You guy, you just silenced Lao Guan."

Lu Bu grinned:

"I was a little excited when I met Lao Guan for the first time. I will have a good chat with him when we go to Hulao Pass. Brother Fa Cai Xian also taught me some curse words. When the time comes, I will face off with San'er. If you don't believe me, I won't be able to scold him. ."

Damn it, you guy actually even holds grudges against the original.

The video has now come to an end. The Sishui Gatekeeper will be beheaded and will fall soon. Lu Bu must evacuate quickly to avoid being affected.

Li Yu asked curiously:

"Is it too late for you to return to Hulao Pass from here and write a memorial to Dong Zhuo?"

Lu Bu laughed:

"Mr. Wenhe has already written it and should be on his way to send it now."

In the video, watching Guan Yu go away, Lu Bu also controlled the red rabbit horse to turn around and run wildly in the direction of Sishui Pass.

After entering Sishui Pass, as he was about to cross the pass and return to Hulao Pass, a middle-aged captain in armor stopped Lu Bu, with anxiety and uneasiness on his face:

"General Fengxian, now that Hua Xiong has been beheaded, how should we deal with it?"

Li Yu looked at the middle-aged man and asked curiously:

"Who is this?"

Lu Bu turned his face in surprise:

"Brother Xian, you have been thinking about my wife for so long, but you don't know who she is?"

Seeing Li Yu's confused look, Lu Bu didn't show any concern:

"This is Zhang Xiu's uncle Zhang Ji, and his wife is the Zou family you covet..."