Chapter 146 Gouzi, You Don’t Want to Lose Erlang Either, Right? 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Did the rabbit meat from the past two days taste good?"

Coming downstairs, Li Yu put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and dragged him to the backyard.

Since you want to have a heart-to-heart talk, you have to find a quiet place where no one can disturb you, otherwise the best results will not be achieved.

"Woo?"

Brother Dao shouted in confusion, very alert.

Li Yu opened the online shopping APP and searched for chilled rabbit meat. All kinds of tempting white-striped rabbits appeared in front of Brother Dao.

"Look, these are rabbit meat. You can cook, steam, or roast it. You can even experience how to feed raw meat and bones and experience eating rabbit meat raw."

Brother Dao stared at the screen of his mobile phone, trying to keep himself decent, but the saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth still betrayed his heart.

Li Yu searched for chilled quail again, which was also very tempting:

"Look, this is called quail. It's smaller than a chicken. You can eat it raw as a snack, or freeze-dry it into quail. You can make it whatever you like."

Then, he displayed a variety of sea fish and rainbow trout, as well as unusual meats such as venison and horse meat.

Brother Dao looked at the pictures and listened to Li Yu's description of how to eat, and finally couldn't help it anymore:

"Woo~~~~"

No need to ask, just come up and show you all kinds of delicious meat. No dog can stand it!

This was what Li Yu wanted. He put his phone away with a smile, put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and asked:

"Then tell me, why was Wu Song suddenly summoned by the Water Margin world?"

Brother Dao looked at him like he was a fool, and then let out a whine.

Li Yu: "..."

Damn it, I forgot that I can’t understand shit.

He thought for a while, drew a triangle and a circle on the ground, guided Brother Dao and said:

"If you think Wu Song is in danger when he returns, take a picture of this triangle. If there is no danger, take a picture of this circle."

Brother Dao's eyes were filled with surprise. He probably didn't expect to be able to communicate in this way.

Without saying a word, it put its paw on the triangle.

Come on, Wu Song was indeed in danger if he went back this time. Fortunately, he was not allowed to go back just now.

Li Yu thought for a while, pointed to the triangles and circles on the ground and said:

"If the rules of the world call you, choose the triangle. If not, choose the circle."

Brother Dao thought for a moment and placed his big furry paws on the circle.

Not the rules of the world?

What's going on?

Li Yu thought of the gods who had appeared in Water Margin, and asked tentatively:

"Is the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress summoning Wu Song?"

Gouzi's expression was a little hesitant and he didn't express his position.

Li Yu knew that using meat as a temptation was no longer effective at this moment, so he had no choice but to play the emotional card:

"Wu Song is so kind to you. Not only does he call you Brother Dog, he also often takes you to the village and the Hanfu factory in his electric tricycle and buys you food. If he encounters any danger, there will be no one in the future. I’ve taken you like this... Gouzi, you don’t want to lose Erlang as a good friend, right?”

Damn, why does this last sentence sound so similar to an island country drama?

Brother Dao hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded his head gently.

Sure enough, it was Empress Jiutian Xuannv who was summoning Wu Song... Could she not swallow this breath, or did she think Wu Song should not be a mortal?

To get in touch with Empress Nuwa, you only need to feed her delicious food through Mu Guiying, a silly girl, and you don't need to be too distracted.

But Jiutian Xuannv didn't know how to operate.

Forget about feeding delicious food. What people are interested in is not the delicious food, but Wu Song, who is responsible for delivering the food. If he really goes to the Water Margin world, he will definitely beat the dog with meat buns.

But if he doesn't go, it won't be a big deal if Wu Song is always summoned.

Maybe it will continue to strengthen as before. By then Wu Song will be unable to control himself at all and will eventually have to go back.

Alas, fighting with gods is trouble.

Li Yu scratched his head. With his IQ as a bachelor's degree, he couldn't defeat the gods. At critical moments, he had to rely on Brother Dao, who was the real backbone of the family:

"Gouzi, how can we help Erlang?"

Just use "we" instead of "I" to bring Brother Dao to the same front.

But this time, Brother Dao refused to cooperate. It didn't express its position anymore, but turned around and wandered back upstairs. Li Yu, with quick eyes and quick hands, held it down:

"Don't run, don't run, you can just give me a hint."

"Woo~~~"

Brother Dao broke away from Li Yu and quickly ran into the small building. When he entered, he kicked over the fire ax leaning against the door, turned around and shouted at Li Yu.

Um?

What does it mean?

Li Yu walked over, looked left and right with a fire ax in hand, and asked Brother Dao:

"Is it okay if Erlang goes back with the ax?"

Brother Dao's eyes were full of hopeless disappointment. He walked into the small building of the B&B without looking back and went to play with Xiaochen at the front desk.

Li Yu rubbed the red fire ax and didn't understand how this thing could compete with the gods.

It would be understandable if it had the national emblem or something, but this is just an ordinary fire ax without any markings, and the paint is not applied evenly, so it cannot even be considered a high-quality product.

Could it be that Gouzi used the ax as a hint?

Li Yu thought for a while and felt that he should mobilize netizens to brainstorm. After all, the three stooges had killed Zhuge Liang. Maybe others could spread their thinking and find the correct answer.

Thinking of this, he picked up his mobile phone, took a photo of the fire ax and sent it to his circle of friends:

"What is the most famous ax in the world?"

As soon as it was posted, Zhao Dahu made a comment:

"Of course it's the five-star general Pan Feng's natural weapon. The big ax is very useful."

It's so easy to use, Hua Xiong was instantly defeated by one move. I saw it with my own eyes today... Li Yugang wanted to reply, and there were a few more comments.

Some talk about the ax used to open mountains, the golden ax fished out by the God of Ti River, and the ax used by Dayu to control floods, etc.

While watching, Zhou Ruotong also made a comment:

"The most famous one should be Pangu's ax to open the sky. One ax divides yin and yang to create heaven and earth... Are you asking about mythology or history?"

Pangu?

Yes, yes, Pangu used an axe.

Gouzi pushed the ax over, maybe it was a hint to Pangu, right?

Li Yu waved his fist happily, wishing he could hold Zhou Ruotong around in circles.

He calmed down and replied to Zhou Ruotong:

"The answer is correct, I will add a chicken drumstick to your meal next time!"

At home in Jingcheng, Zhou Ruotong looked at this reply and smiled softly:

"Like a fool, you even add chicken drumsticks. Are you kidding me?"

But when it came to Pangu, she remembered Pangu's creation of heaven and earth that she promised to paint for Li Yu.

The stinky guy suddenly posted this. Could it be that he was trying to force the painting in another way... Zhou Ruotong clicked on Zhou Binghou's profile picture and sent him a message:

"Uncle Fourth, is that painting ready? My friend is waiting for it."

Zhou Binghou replied quickly:

"I sent it to be framed two days ago. I'll urge you... By the way, Tongtong, is it framed directly or is it an ordinary scroll?"

Zhou Ruotong thought that there was dust in the living room and the scroll would be damaged over time, so he replied:

"Let's frame it. I'll find a truck to take it away when the time comes."

"Okay, okay, no problem. I will try my best to help you with the painting. Tongtong, can you tell me what your second uncle discovered in Yinzhou? He was not so happy when the blind date was successful."

Zhou Ruotong didn’t go into too much detail:

"Some stone carvings related to history were found in the mountains, spanning several dynasties."

When Zhou Binghou heard this, he couldn't wait to call:

"Really or not? How did you find out? No wonder your second uncle is so excited. Tongtong, can I participate? Just put my name after yours."

There is a place behind my name... Someone's handsome face appeared in Zhou Ruotong's mind, and he refused:

"Put me last. If you agree, I'll take you. If you don't agree, I'll pretend it didn't happen."

"Okay, okay, no problem. It doesn't matter where I put my name. I just want to do something with my family... Don't worry about the painting. I will definitely get it out for you before Sunday!"

Looking at this news, Zhou Ruotong nodded to Li Yu's profile picture and said to him:

"That Pangu painting will probably be delivered to the B&B the day after tomorrow. Are you in a hurry to use it?"

In the B&B, Li Yu, who was worrying about how to secretly poke and prod him, saw this news and couldn't help but mutter to himself:

"Are you putting a camera in my head?"

He replied:

"I recently wanted to shoot a promotional video for the B&B. If the painting can be delivered early, we can start in advance."

After replying the message, Li Yu couldn't help but sigh:

"If lying had levels, I should have reached the full level by now, right?"

After saying that, he hurried upstairs.

In the study, Wu Song was sitting in front of the computer, searching for information related to mythology. When he saw Li Yu coming in, he couldn't help but ask:

"Brother Li, what do you think about going to the Water Margin world now? If there is any danger, come back immediately."

I'm afraid you won't be able to come back... Li Yu said:

"Search Pangu, look at Pangu's paintings, and read some articles about Pangu's creation to see if it is useful."

"Okay, little brother, let's try it now."

Wu Song searched Pangu and saw the paintings on the monitor. He looked at Li Yu in surprise:

"It's really getting better. Although I still have thoughts, they have been suppressed."

Damn, it really works.

Tonight I have to add two chicken drumsticks to Brother Dao, it’s a great achievement!

Just looking at the pictures on the computer will help. Once Zhou Ruotong delivers the paintings, this problem will probably be solved completely.

But correspondingly, she also completely offended Jiutian Xuannv.

In mythology, the rank of Jiutian Xuannv is a bit lower than that of Nuwa. Empress Nuwa cannot sense the real world, let alone Jiutian Xuannv.

Well, as long as we don't follow the network cable to find it, we can keep wandering.

Wu Song read about Pangu for a while and felt that his brain was much clearer. He went to the restaurant with Diao Chan and Li Yu for dinner.

The meal at the B&B tonight was beef kang cake. Zhao Dahu ate a whole piece and was drinking millet porridge slowly, planning to go back in a hurry.

Seeing Wu Song and Li Yu coming over, he smiled and asked:

"What's taking you so long? Erlang, you've changed. You used to eat first like me. I didn't expect you were so late today."

Wu Song explained with a smile:

"I dealt with some personal matters and took some time."

Zhao Dahu, a gossip, asked in a low voice as soon as he heard this:

"What's wrong? Is there someone in the village who was a matchmaker? Ha, when it was snowing a few days ago, my grandma tried to be a matchmaker for me, but I refused. I want to suffer the pain of love myself. It would be pointless if someone else forced it into my mouth. ."

As long as you stay in the mountains all day long, you won't be able to experience the pain of love in a short time.

Li Yu filled a bowl of millet porridge and took a bite of the meat pie that came out of the new kang. He thought that Qin Qiong had to go back after staying for two days. He wondered if Pangu's paintings could extend Qin Qiong's stay in the real world.

If possible, I can go on a self-driving trip to Licheng later.

After dinner, Wu Song hurried to the study and continued to read pictures, videos, cartoons and even novels related to Pangu to deepen the image of Pangu in his mind.

In order to prevent any accidents from happening in the past two days at work, he also specifically asked for leave from the village committee and the Hanfu Factory, saying that he wanted to rest for two days and plan the design of the new house.

Wang Shengli naturally agreed and planned to make dumplings for him.

Hao Zhenzhen also planned to recommend several decoration designers with good reputations to help, but Wu Song declined.

The purpose of taking leave this time was to hide away and prevent the thoughts in my heart from suddenly bursting out. It was not really about designing a house.

"Brother Li, if I suddenly leave one day and cannot come back again, please visit my brother's grave from time to time and burn paper to prevent him from being lonely down there..."

As if Wu Song was explaining the funeral arrangements, Li Yu said angrily:

"Don't worry, no one can take you away, not even gods. As long as you can't reach out to the real world, there's no need to be afraid."

Well, I will buy a pair of calligraphy paintings that say "Man can conquer nature" later and hang them in the study for double suppression.

Diao Chan looked at Wu Song's reaction and felt sad:

"Sir, if I leave in the future, will you miss me?"

"Don't think so wildly, you don't have to go anywhere, you just stay in the B&B, and no one can take you away!"

Brother Dao didn't listen to the guests chatting in the living room today. Instead, he lay on the carpet in the study with his eyes closed. When he heard Diao Chan's words, the guy stood up and rubbed against Diao Chan first, then against Wu Song, like a sensible child. Comfort them both.

In this way, everyone stayed in the study room until about ten o'clock with their own concerns, and then went back to the room to rest.

The next day, Wu Song's thought of going back almost disappeared.

His current mobile phone wallpaper is Pangu, his WeChat avatar is Pangu, and even the background of his dialog box is a bearded man carrying an axe.

"It's okay. Erlang can have a good rest for two days."

Li Yusheng was afraid that this method would not work, so he had already made plans to seek help from Nuwa Empress through Mu Guiying.

The world of Yang Family Mansion is completely different from the world of Water Margin, but the empress is the top saint after all. Even if she cannot affect that world, she can still talk to the Nine Heavens Xuannv.

If you let her relax, it shouldn't be a big problem.

But now that I can solve it myself, don't bother our old mother from the human race. After all, she has also been having a headache with the law of heaven recently.

In order to reward Brother Dao, Li Yu didn't even bother running. After confirming that Wu Song was fine, he drove straight to the wholesale market and bought a bunch of meat.

I bought all kinds of artificially raised meat such as pigeons, quails, rabbits, etc.

Back at the B&B, Zhao Dahu had already returned from running. Seeing the pigeons and quails bought by Li Yu, he excitedly gathered around:

"Are you planning to make braised squab? Li Yu is awesome, he can even cook this."

Li Yu: "..."

I'm just trying to improve Brother Dao's food. It's not as versatile as you think.

But thinking about it, the goose roasting stove is here today. I can buy two suckling pigs to roast later and give Brother Dao a taste.

If there is a confrontation with the gods in the future, Brother Dao will have to help, but we can't mess up the relationship.

He said to Zhao Dahu:

"Just wait for me to practice. If it works, we'll give it a try. If it doesn't work, forget it."

After moving the meat to the kitchen, Li Yu saw Wu Song cleaning the stables in the backyard, and went over to chat for a while uneasily.

"My little brother is completely fine now. Although there are still some lingering thoughts, I just regard it as a attachment to my hometown and it can no longer affect me in the slightest."

Li Yu said:

"You still can't take it lightly. Maybe it will be fine tomorrow. A magic weapon will come to the B&B tomorrow."

When Wu Song heard this, he looked around first, and then asked uncertainly:

"What does Brother Li want to do? Make a statue of Jiutian Xuannv and smash it in the yard?"

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

You think I didn't offend you hard enough, right?

He said:

"It has nothing to do with Jiutian Xuannv, it's just a painting that seems to be able to suppress the gods."

After cleaning up the stables, the two washed their hands and went to the restaurant to have breakfast together.

After dinner, Li Yu played badminton with Diao Chan, while Wu Song soaked in the study and continued to deepen the image of Pangu in his heart.

Soon, it was Sunday.

At around two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu was operating the computer at the front desk, preparing to log in to the B&B information on a new platform, when he suddenly heard the sound of a car horn outside.

Just as he was about to go out, he saw Zhou Ruotong striding from outside.

After two days of not seeing each other, this ridiculously beautiful beauty has become even more attractive.

"The painting has been delivered, where should it be hung? I'll ask the master to hang it directly for you."

Walking into the living room, she ignored the politeness and looked at the wall next to her, looking for a suitable position.

Li Yu pointed to the wall in front of the living room and said:

"Just here...is the painting very big?"

Zhou Ruotong gestured to the wall:

"The length is nearly three meters, and the width is two meters less. It was jointly painted by three famous masters... My fourth uncle worked hard for this painting."

Not only does it cost a lot of money to make an appointment for famous calligraphy and painting, but you also have to wait. In order to get the blue and white porcelain bowl from the Chenghua period, Zhou Binghou poured in many favors.

After determining the location, two workers came in with tool boxes and skillfully measured and drilled holes.

While they were busy, Wu Song also came down to help.

After finishing this, several people carried the painting in and carefully hung it on the wall.

Only then did Li Yu see the whole painting clearly. Pangu, who was covered in clouds and with bulging muscles, was holding a sky-opening ax and cutting open the chaos.

Wherever the ax blade passes, black falls, light rises, divides yin and yang, and opens heaven and earth.

It is worthy of the generosity of a famous teacher. It perfectly portrays Pangu's spirit and vitality. It also shows Pangu's fearless spirit of sacrifice to open up the world for all things.

Seeing this painting, Wu Song suddenly covered his head, which frightened Li Yu into thinking that something had happened.

Just as he was about to ask, he saw a long-lost smile on Takejiro's face.

There were many people in the living room at this time, and Wu Song didn't show too much.

He waited until Li Yu went to arrange tea for everyone before he followed him and whispered:

"Brother Li, when I just looked at the painting, I felt like a chain in my heart was cut off. All my thoughts were gone. The past ties to the world of Water Margin were all gone..."

Damn it, it really works!

Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief and used Pangu's strategy to suppress the world in the book, it was successful!