Chapter 468: Kill the Dragon King and Enthronize the Water God! [Please Give Me a Monthly Ticket]

"Tell me what's going on."

Li Yu opened the refrigerator in the study room, took out a cup of cream ice cream, opened it, scooped a spoonful of it, and put it into his mouth. The ice was cold, the texture was delicate, and it had a rich milky aroma. It was very delicious.

Xuanzang said:

"Senior brother wants to try to bring Di Ting over, but I wonder if His Highness the Holy Son agrees."

Listen carefully?

Hearing this name, Li Yu remembered the description of listening in the book:

"Tiger head, one horn, dog ears, unicorn body, lion tail, bear paws. The appearance is like a tiger but not a tiger, like a lion but not a lion, like a unicorn but not a unicorn, like a dog but not a dog..."

If only we could come to the real world, it would be the biology experts' turn to go crazy.

Lu Bu pulled out the picture of Listening and said to Xuanzang:

"Does Di Ting look like this... This is not a species that exists in the real world. Even if it comes, it will probably die on the spot."

Xuanzang took a look, shook his head and said:

"Di Ting is usually a big white dog. Only on formal occasions will it transform into its mythical form, which is like a tiger's head and one horn."

Damn, this guy actually has two faces, which sounds interesting.

Li Yu said:

"You can try, but you may not succeed."

Everyone who comes to the B&B is a mortal. Although Yue Fei's spear and horse are transformed into dragons, they cannot be changed back to their original appearance before becoming gods, and they are equivalent to mortal objects.

Relatively speaking, Diting is a serious mythical creature and has become a god. According to what Brother Dao said before, there is a high probability that he will not be able to bring him here.

After the communication was completed, Xuanzang quickly returned to Journey to the West, intending to give it a try.

In order for Di Ting to appear less obtrusive, he also specially picked up a set of red large dog leashes, which matched Di Ting's white fur.

Entering the Zen room, senior brother Jizang was sitting cross-legged on the futon, holding a tablet in his hand and seriously playing the pushing box game on it. While playing, he sighed:

"The mystery of this game actually contains Buddhist principles."

Xuanzang: "..."

If you want to play games, just say so. Are you looking for this kind of excuse?

They are all designated as the successors of Buddha, but they are still so unformed.

He took out the traction rope, unpacked it and said:

"Let the truth be heard, and I will take it to the real world to try it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Di Ting, who was covered in snow, appeared. He tilted his head, looked at the traction rope, and uttered human words:

"You actually have such beautiful clothes?"

The dog leash comes with a leash. It is bright red and very beautiful. Di Ting immediately fell in love with it.

Xuanzang said:

"Brother Dao from the B&B doesn't like this kind of thing, so he never ties it up, but if you go there, it's better to wear it so as not to scare the guests there."

This made Di unhappy:

"Am I ugly?"

"It's not ugly like this, but what if you can't hold back your magic power and show up in a mythical form?"

Di Ting had nothing to say, and Xuanzang put him in a vest and buckled the leash. Everything was ready. One man and one dog began the test in the real world.

Xuanzang held the rope and strode towards the door of the Zen room.

When he crossed the threshold, he was thinking about the B&B, and his whole body disappeared into the air in an instant, along with the traction rope and traction vest in his hand. Only the white Tingting remained in place.

It had already thought about how to greet everyone at the B&B, but in the end it failed:

"Master, am I not qualified to go to a B&B?"

"Uncle Buddha's horse often goes there. In theory, you can do it. If you wait a little longer, there will be a day when you can go play in the real world. Maybe Xiaotian can go there too."

"Don't mention it, we have broken off our friendship. Ever since you and Empress Houtu chose to go against the will of heaven, I will no longer play with the Green Lion, White Elephant, White Deer, and Xiaotian. However, Qingniu invited me to be a guest at the Eight Views Palace. But it’s too old, and there’s a generation gap when it comes to talking.”

Not only the gods have circles in heaven, but the mounts also have their own circles.

Di Ting is a white dog who has become a god. He still has the unique social gene of dogs in his bones, so he likes to make friends.

But ever since Tathagata decided to take his disciples to hang out with the empress and strive for a better future, fewer and fewer friends were listening.

Ksitigarbha said:

"How about I send you to the World of Conferred Gods and let you play with Qingluan Black Tiger?"

Qingluan is Yunxiao's mount. The last time he went to the Blood Sea, he was eager to try it, but Yunxiao was worried that it would be invaded by the filth of the Blood Sea, so he didn't take Qingluan with him.

Di Ting thought for a while, shook his head and refused:

"Forget it, I'm just going to be a follower. It's boring... It's all your fault for not living up to expectations. If you were a saint of heaven, I wouldn't have to suffer this kind of injustice."

Ksitigarbha:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Okay, okay, you’re still complaining, right?

In the real world, Xuanzang looked at the empty leash and dog vest and knew that the test had failed. As a mythical beast, Di Ting could not come to the B&B at the moment.

It seems that there is a long way to go to make friends with Brother Dao... He returned to the Westward Journey world from the warehouse, preparing to give the red vest to Diting, and then go to the real world to report to Li Yu. Suddenly, the shout of the little novice monk rang outside:

"Look, there is a scribe chasing a dragon in the sky with his sword raised."

Xuanzang walked to the courtyard, looked up at the sky, and saw Wei Zheng chasing a dragon in the air. One person and one dragon were panting. It seemed that they had been chasing for a while.

Ksitigarbha also came to the courtyard at some point, looking up at the sky as well:

"The Holy Son actually came up with the idea of ​​consecrating the Water God to the human world. This move is a brilliant one. He can seamlessly escape from the control of Heaven at any time in the future, and Heaven has also lost its direct management of the human world."

Just as he was watching, a golden dragon claw suddenly emerged from the clouds, and held down the fleeing Jinghe Dragon King. Wei Zheng raised his sword and cut off the Dragon King's head.

The huge head fell from the sky and was caught by Qin Qiong.

It was a pity that Lu Bu was not there, otherwise he would have to take it to the B&B to let Li Yu stew it, and then perform a dragon head drinking show for everyone like eating a sheep's head.

Xuanzang looked a little puzzled:

"Why did a five-clawed golden dragon suddenly appear?"

"That is the power of the jade seal. Li Shimin issued an edict to determine the crime of the Jinghe Dragon King in the morning court. Now that Wei Zheng can't catch up with the Jinghe Dragon King, the jade seal on the imperial edict naturally plays a role."

The result of the Dragon King being beheaded did not change, but the process in the middle was completely different.

In the original novel, Li Shimin was originally helping the Dragon King, and deliberately kept Wei Zheng to play chess. At 12:30 pm, Wei Zheng suddenly fell asleep. Li Shimin saw that he was sweating, so he quickly took out a fan to fan him. Unexpectedly, he helped Wei Zheng who was chasing the Dragon King in the sky.

Now, although there is no fan to help, the power of the imperial edict is greater. It directly turned into a five-clawed golden dragon to help Wei Zheng hold down the Dragon King, allowing Wei Zheng to kill him with ease.

Xuanzang chanted a Buddhist name and said:

"Yesterday I wanted to intervene in this matter, but I found that I was powerless."

Di Zang glanced at him:

"Don't meddle in other people's business. If you rashly intervene in this kind of cause and effect, it will entangle you for generations... After the reincarnation of the Dragon King of Jinghe River, he will become the main force to massacre the Li Tang royal family. If you interfere, you will bear this cause and effect."

Xuan Zang became interested:

"Huang Chao?"

"No, he is a person who supports Wu Zetian. Huang Chao's reincarnation is someone else. The cause and effect of generations have been accumulated, and it broke out completely when it came to Huang Chao... This is why immortals cannot interfere with the cause and effect of the human world at will. When there is a conflict between immortals, they just kill each other until their bodies and souls are destroyed. But mortals will reincarnate from generation to generation. When these causes and effects accumulate enough, they will explode. At that time, even the Daluo Jinxian will not be able to bear it."

After Di Zang finished speaking, he took Xuanzang's tablet away in the name of studying Buddhist principles, and prepared to go to the underworld to study it carefully.

Xuanzang knew that he wanted to play games, and couldn't help but say:

"Li Shimin, the Tang King of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, is quite proficient in games. If you encounter a level that you can't play, you can ask him for advice."

"What's the point of playing or not? I really want to ponder Buddhist principles. For example, in the third level, you need to take a step back before you can take a step forward. How in line with Buddhist principles is this?"

As soon as Dizang's figure disappeared, Di Ting, holding the red traction vest and traction rope in his mouth, also hurried to the underworld.

Xuanzang was about to return to the Zen room to continue studying Buddhist scriptures when someone came from the palace:

"Your Majesty invites the master to participate in the canonization ceremony of the water god of Jinghe River."

"I will go there right away."

When he arrived at Taiji Palace, Xuanzang wiped the sweat from his head and felt that the living environment here was indeed not very good.

It was hot and humid in summer, without a trace of wind. Even if a healthy person lived there for two or three years, he would suffer from rheumatism, not to mention Li Shimin who was already in a sub-healthy state.

When Xuanzang arrived at Taiji Palace, incense and candles had been placed outside Guanyun Hall.

Yuan Shoucheng and his nephew Yuan Tiangang, who entered the Nuwa Temple early this morning, were also there. There were also several outsiders, including monks and Taoists.

Wei Zheng handed a royal edict to Yuan Shoucheng:

"Your Majesty, please confer the title of Lord Luo Shixin, who made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty in his early years, as the god of the Jing River, in charge of all matters of the Jing River. Please help confer the title and convey the edict."

Luo Shixin is the prototype of Luo Cheng in the Sui and Tang Dynasty stories. Although Luo Shixin was added to "The Story of the Rise of Tang", he was just strong and was completely different from the brave general who fought in history.

Yuan Shoucheng took the royal edict and said:

"You need to summon the soul first, and then confer the title. A temple will be built next to the Jing River to enjoy the incense..."

As he was speaking, General Qin Shubao, wearing iron armor, strode in from outside. Every step he took, the armor on his body would make a rattling sound. Although there was only one person, he carried the momentum of thousands of troops.

"The statues in the Jinghe Dragon King Temple have been removed. The craftsmen are rushing to make the statue of Brother Luo Xian. It will be ready in three days at the latest. The Taoist priest can summon the soul first, so that we old brothers can meet."

Yuan Tiangang's eyelids trembled. He didn't expect that this general would directly demolish the Dragon King's temple to make room for his brothers. The general who crawled out of the sea of ​​blood and corpses really had no taboos.

Yuan Shoucheng agreed and asked in a low voice:

"The Jinghe Dragon King was beheaded. The Heavenly Court should choose another dragon from the dragon clan to serve as the Dragon King. At that time, it will conflict with General Luo's position as the Water God. What should we do?"

Wei Zheng took off his sword and handed it to Yuan Shoucheng:

"Put this sword in the Water God Temple. If the Dragon King comes, let General Luo behead him!"

This is the confidence and courage of the Tang Dynasty. No matter what demons, ghosts, dragon kings, and lands you are, you must listen to the Tang Dynasty. The emperor himself did not even show up to enthrone a god. Only the Imperial Censor and General Wei handled the matter clearly.

Yuan Tiangang came to his uncle Yuan Shoucheng and asked:

"Uncle, this matter..."

This is obviously going against the Heavenly Court, he wanted to persuade his uncle to think twice.

The wisest thing to do now is to stand aside and watch, there is no need to get yourself involved.

But Yuan Shoucheng didn't even raise his eyelids:

"Take the sword!"

Yuan Tiangang said nothing more, took the Dragon Slaying Sword with both hands, and stood aside.

Xuan Zang looked at this scene and sighed softly.

Before I even started studying for Buddhist scriptures, I felt like a storm was about to come. I didn’t know how many glitches there would be when I officially started to study for Buddhist scriptures.

Ninety-nine and eighty-one are difficult, I'm afraid it will increase the difficulty!

The ceremony was presided over by Yuan Shoucheng. Xuanzang just stood aside and watched the show without participating. In fact, he did not understand the process of summoning spirits. This was the responsibility of his senior brother Ksitigarbha.

While watching, a eunuch led two little yellow men over and presented a tray:

"Your Majesty has given Master Xuanzang a token so that he can freely enter and leave the Tai Chi Palace in the future."

The golden token was beautifully made. Xuanzang picked it up with both hands, thanked His Majesty, and stuffed it into his arms.

The eunuch waved the fly whisk and asked Xuanzang in a low voice:

"Your Majesty ate half of the box of honey that the Master gave you today. The more you ate, the more wonderful it became. Now it has bottomed out. Do you still have any left, Master?"

Xuanzang:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

It was for him to have a piece of it occasionally to satisfy his craving, but he ended up eating it as a meal... No wonder he was in poor health. Even a body as strong as Marquis Lu Wen couldn't bear this kind of eating.

Thinking of little Shimin eating two or three ice creams at one go in the B&B, Xuanzang felt that although he was not in the same world, Li Shimin seemed to be the same person.

He said:

"This thing is a gift from the gods. Your Majesty will get it when he pays homage to Nuwa."

When the eunuch heard this, he went back to resume his life.

In the real world, Xiao Shimin is sitting in front of the computer chair, happily eating chocolate crispy ice cream:

"I don't know if I, the one from Journey to the West, likes sweets. It's summer over there now, so I can keep the Mi Sandao for a week at most. If I can't finish it, it will be wasted."

Yuwen Chengdu joked:

"You regret giving a whole box, don't you?"

"No way, I just feel sorry for the food."

Li Yu looked in the direction of the door:

"Xuan Zang said that Dai Di had heard it, but no one was around. It doesn't seem to work."

Lu Bu was holding half an iced watermelon and showing off:

"Di Ting is also a god, so it shouldn't be so easy to bring... By the way, dear brother, we found coal near Gaodu County. The quality seems to be pretty good. We can promote it later and use coal instead of charcoal."

Now that the world of the Three Kingdoms has completely entered winter, you can really try it. At least it will give people who cannot afford charcoal an additional choice.

"How are the people in Gaodu County? Has order been restored?"

"After I recovered, I held two more grievance meetings. I also converted all slave registrations to household registrations and distributed land. Only then did I find out that there were lands owned by several aristocratic families in Yingchuan in Gaodu County, and I divided them all in a fit of anger. "

Damn, no one is in Gaodu County, but they actually occupy the land in Gaodu County. The Song Dynasty annexed the land.

In the evening, Xuanzang didn't show up, so Li Yu simply made a spicy hot pot and cut several kilograms of sausage into it according to Lu Bu's request to satisfy the general's appetite.

"When I arrive in Hanoi, I will go to Sima's family. Now Sima Lang should be serving as an official in Yanzhou. When the time comes, I will bring him over and let everyone in the Sima family swear an oath on the statue of Lao Zhang to save them from the original work and history. Those things.”

Listening to Lu Bu's plan, Li Yu reminded:

"Be careful how you do it, don't offend anyone."

"Don't worry, dear brother, you won't offend me... Of course, if you accidentally offend me, I will send the whole family away. It is a meritorious deed to stop Wu Hu from messing with China, and there should be merit to be gained for preventing Gaopingling's coup, right?"

Logically speaking, it is possible to make money, but the Sima family usurped the Cao family, and now Ah Ma is still squatting in Chenliu sharpening his sword, annexing Zhang Miao's territory bit by bit.

In the original work, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao completely turned against each other. They attacked Hanoi County and killed Sui Gu who had surrendered to Yuan Shao.

But now Sui Gu has become a member of the imperial court, and Zhang Yang from Hanoi has gone to Jiuyuan to become a prefect. I wonder if the two will turn against each other.

Of course, regardless of whether the two are against each other or not, next year the court will most likely wipe out Jizhou, Yanzhou, Yuzhou and other areas, and by the way, take Yizhou into its hands.

In the next year, he concentrated on planning the area south of the Yangtze River.

In the fourth year, all the surrounding corners will be included in the territory, and the entire Han territory will be back under the control of the imperial court. Then you can go out and play the game of push the box.

"The Northeast is full of fertile land, one of the four most famous black soils in the world, and can also grow sugar beet... When the time comes, people will be moved from the Central Plains and vigorously developed. As long as the Han people can settle down, it will be the territory of the Han people and the birthplace of any nation. It doesn’t work.”

Xiao Shimin was fighting Yuwen Chengdu for the fries in the pot while making his narrow-minded nationalist remarks.

Yuwen Chengdu said:

"Don't worry about us in the Three Kingdoms world. There is at most a group of Xianbei in the Three Kingdoms, and they can be easily defeated. In the northeast of the Tang Dynasty, there are Xue Yantuo and Goguryeo. If you fall into trouble later, I will ask Song Xian to write a jingle to tease you. of."

When he thought of Song Xian's eloquence, Xiao Shimin's eyes lit up:

"You guys are about etiquette. It's wrong to curse people. I think it's better to let Song Xian come to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties and scold those fake heroes."

Li Yu was very happy to hear this.

Good guy, are you treating Song Xian as a strategic nuclear weapon?

While everyone was having dinner, they traveled to the Westward World and Tai Chi Palace.

Li Shimin was sitting cross-legged on the couch wearing a sweatshirt, holding his mobile phone, and carefully looking at the documents saved by Xiao Shimin, sighing as he read:

"When the country was founded, we claimed to be descendants of Li Dan, but we were ridiculed. I didn't expect that the kid over there actually recognized Nuwa as his grandmother. I am worthy of my vision and courage!"

After boasting, he ordered the eunuch beside him:

"Allocate 10,000 taels of gold from the inner treasury and the clan, and give it to Yuan Shoucheng to order him to rebuild the Nuwa Palace in Chang'an... If anyone touches this money, the clan will be exterminated!"

The little eunuch hurriedly bowed to receive the order:

"I will do it right away."

After the little eunuch left, Li Shimin stood up, drank two cups of cold tea, washed his hands carefully, and then opened a transparent plastic box as if it were a treasure, pinched out a honey and put it into his mouth and chewed it slowly:

"The information says that the Xueyantuo tribe in the northeast can grow sugar beets, which is the main source of sugar in the real world... When the team sets out, I will personally lead the expedition and occupy the black soil in the northeast!"

A place where sugar can be grown, no matter whose territory it is, is part of my Tang Dynasty!