Chapter 471 Great Sage, How Are You? [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"This mountain was formerly known as Five Elements Mountain. Later, His Majesty the Tang Dynasty led troops to attack here and used it as a boundary, so it was renamed Liangjie Mountain..."

Above Liangjie Mountain, Zhang Daoling heard the woodcutter introducing the mountain to outsiders, and especially emphasized that there was a demon monkey pressing in the mountain and they needed to stay away to avoid getting hurt.

Zhang Daoling flew forward some distance and finally saw the monkey being pressed down at the bottom of the mountain.

Only its head and two hands were exposed. It was dirty all over, and the stones around its neck were worn smooth. After hearing the woodcutter's words, the monkey muttered to himself:

"Your grandfather arranged for me to be a demon monkey, and your father arranged for me to be a demon monkey. Now it's your turn, and you also arranged for me to come out one day and demolish your house and smash your family's pot!"

Zhang Daoling slowly descended from the sky with a whole box of bananas in his arms, and said hello with a smile:

"Great Sage, you are well."

Sun Wukong, who was stuck in the cave, raised his head and saw Zhang Daoling. He immediately said with a playful smile:

"Old Zhang, you came all the way here to see my joke...what did you bring? The fruity smell is so strong, could it be that the Jade Emperor made some poison to harm me, grandson?"

Zhang Daoling opened the carton, took out a handful of bananas, broke off one, peeled it open, and handed it to Wukong:

"If it's poisonous, will you eat it?"

"Eat, eat, eat, it's so delicious, it's poisoned to death. It's just time for Lao Sun to fight again in the underworld."

Wukong held the banana in both hands and ate it with ease. He was so happy:

"Eating iron pills and drinking copper juice every day, and suddenly tasting such a delicious fairy fruit made me feel like I was dreaming...Old Zhang, what are you doing here? Isn't the Jade Emperor trying to kill me again?" Bar?"

Zhang Daoling sat at the entrance of the cave and placed a whole handful of bananas in front of Wukong:

"The great sage doesn't know something. The poor Taoist no longer serves in heaven."

"Oh? Why? You were demoted too?"

"No, Pindao has left the Heavenly Order and joined the army of Nuwa."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, a little confused:

"What has happened in the past five hundred years? Lao Zhang, if you have nothing to do, tell me, Lao Sun... Hasn't the empress stopped asking about the affairs of the Three Realms a long time ago?"

Zhang Daoling sat cross-legged and started talking from the B&B.

After all was said and done, a box of bananas had gone into the monkey's belly. Zhang Daoling pulled out a box of big green mangos and a watermelon from the void and continued to feed them.

Wukong ate, not expecting that things would develop to this point:

"In other words, Tathagata, the immortals of the Conferred God World, and the gods of the underworld are all on the same side as us?"

"It can be said that it is actually mainly for the great prosperity of the human race. Although the human race under the jurisdiction of the heaven is also called great prosperity, it is like a livestock in captivity. The empress is the mother of the human race and wants the human race to truly stand up."

"My grandson is not a human race..."

"The human race can provide a steady stream of merit."

"Speaking of which, although my old grandson is not a human race, he was born in the human world and grew up in the human world. When he left Huaguoshan to study art, he also went to Chang'an and other places and learned a lot of human etiquette. Strictly speaking, They are also part of the human race... As long as Lao Zhang can guarantee that the hunters will not kill the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, I, Lao Sun, will be on your side."

Wukong has nothing to worry about. The only thing he can't let go of is the group of little monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.

Unfortunately, many of them were burned to death by the Six Sages of Meishan during the riot in the Heavenly Palace. Later, they were continuously massacred by hunters, resulting in the decrease in the number of monkeys.

Zhang Daoling said:

"I can use the power of the Heavenly Master to move all the residents around Huaguo Mountain, but there is nothing I can do about birth, old age, illness, death or natural disasters."

"You don't need to tell me this, Lao Sun will understand."

Sun Wukong moved his body and started to come up with some weird ideas:

"Old Zhang, since we are our own people, can you please reveal the note above to me? I, Old Sun, are going out to stretch my legs. When the monk comes, we can go on the road together, or we can go to Chang'an to find him."

"That's a spell sealed by Tathagata himself. It needs his apprentice to unlock it. Just wait. Monk Tang will arrive in October at the latest... I'll give you a mobile phone. You can play with it if you're bored. Holy I’ve saved a lot of mini-games and related novels, so you can read them when you’re bored.”

Zhang Daoling took out his mobile phone and taught Wukong the specific usage. He also taught him a small magical power that uses mana to simulate electricity:

"This thing is extremely delicate. Be sure to keep the magic power when charging. Don't destroy the phone."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wukong used his newly learned magical power to create a trace of electric arc on his finger. He hurriedly put it into the charging port of the mobile phone. The whole mobile phone instantly burst into flames and exploded, and the electric arc spread everywhere.

Zhang Daoling: "..."

Okay, I just reminded you in vain.

Wukong smiled awkwardly:

"I didn't expect this thing to be so weak. Lao Zhang, give me another one. This time I know how to operate it."

Zhang Daoling waved his whisk, and the phone that had just exploded restored itself as if the camera was turned upside down.

For an immortal of his level, it is easy to restore items.

Wukong tried again, and after blowing up three mobile phones in a row, he gradually mastered the charging skills, and then he started playing with his mobile phone happily like an otaku.

At this time, the woodcutter from before came over and saw Zhang Daoling. He shouted loudly:

"Taoist priest, please get away from that monkey, it will hurt people's lives!"

Upon hearing this, Wukong quit:

"Your family has been arranging me for generations, and there will be no end to it, right?"

Zhang Daoling said with a smile:

"It's my duty, the Great Sage, don't be angry."

"Responsibility...Is he from heaven?"

"The mountain god nearby is worried that you will trick mortals into taking off the Buddha's spell, so he keeps wandering around to avoid being punished for dereliction of duty."

Upon hearing this, Wukong rolled his eyes and shouted to the woodcutter in the distance:

"Little woodcutter, my old grandson has mastered the method of getting out of here. If you don't want to be punished, please offer some fruit and wine quickly so that my old grandson can have a good time!"

This monkey is really clever. Once he knows that the opponent has a weakness, he will quickly take advantage of it.

But he is about to get out of trouble, so let him enjoy it for a while.

Zhang Daoling waved his hand, and a small sapling appeared next to him. He waved his whisk, and the sapling grew rapidly and bore a tree of fruit. Then he said to the bewildered woodcutter:

"Pick a fruit for the Great Sage every day. When all the fruits on the tree are picked, it will be the day when he is out of trouble. At that time, you can go to the Nuwa Palace in Chang'an. There will be another reward for you."

Only then did the woodcutter recognize Zhang Daoling's identity and quickly saluted:

"Thank you Heavenly Master for the tip!"

Zhang Daoling did not stay long, bid farewell to Wukong, and then returned to the Wa Palace outside the Three Realms.

When he saw Nuwa, he told her the story of her trip, and then asked:

"May I ask, my empress, why do you have to ask the great sage to learn the magical power of charging?"

The empress smiled and said:

"It's just to let him master the magic power better before embarking on the path to obtain the scriptures... The more exquisite the control of the magic power, the more he can understand the meaning of the Tao, which will be beneficial to his future advancement."

The seemingly casual arrangement actually had deep meaning... Zhang Daoling let out a long sigh, feeling more and more that he made the right choice to abandon the dark side and turn to the bright side.

When I get the chance, I pull Ge Hong over too.

They are all gods from the human race. If they don’t talk about embracing the human race, what are they doing in a daze?

The empress took out a wind-fixing bead, a dust-avoiding bead, a bright-eyed bead, a water-avoiding bead, and a fire-avoiding bead. When the five beads were put together, they immediately turned into a smaller phoenix. Winged purple gold crown.

She handed the crown to Zhang Daoling:

"When Xuanzang was about to reach the Two Realms Mountain, he gave this thing to him. When Wukong got out of trouble, he asked him to wear it on his head. This crown can remove smoke, prevent dust, improve eyesight, avoid water, and ward off fire. Help Wukong."

Although Sun Wukong has great magical powers, he also has weaknesses.

Generally speaking, I am afraid of smoke and fire, so I am not good at fighting underwater.

Now with the purple gold crown made from spiritual beads, the weakness has been completely compensated. When encountering monsters such as the Yellow Wind Monster, the Red Boy, the Inspiration King, and the Centipede Spirit, there is no need to bring in reinforcements. Wukong can take care of them all by himself. .

Of course, Tang Seng will no longer mistake monsters for good guys this time. The entire scripture-retrieving team will work together as one, and no matter what monsters they encounter, they will not be able to stop the four masters and disciples.

Zhang Daoling sighed:

"In the original work, before the Great Sage was out of trouble, the tightening curse was ready and he was restricted everywhere. Now it is the Empress who takes the decision and refines the magic weapon in advance to target the Great Sage's shortcomings to help him. I am really happy for the Great Sage."

The empress said:

"My way of discipline is different from that of Buddhism. They advocate the annihilation of desires. I prefer to liberate nature. What I want is a Monkey King who fights against heaven and earth, not a fighting and victorious Buddha wearing a golden hoop."

Although the status of fighting and defeating the Buddha is high enough, even among the real Buddha status, it is relatively high, but the lawless and flamboyant Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King is Sun Wukong's background, and this is what people have liked for thousands of years. reason.

Zhang Daoling put away the purple gold crown with phoenix wings and asked in a low voice:

"If that's the case, then over there with the Buddha in the West..."

The empress's style was obviously contrary to the ideas advocated by Buddhism, so he was worried about causing internal conflicts.

"It's okay, Duobao knows what to do. After this Buddhist scripture study, only Xuanzang can be canonized by Buddhism. The gods of Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, and Xiaobailong will be canonized by me myself."

In the original work, Xuanzang cried and cried all the way, and finally got great merit and became the Tantan Merit Buddha, which increased his righteousness.

Wukong's second merit is that he is awarded the title of Fighting Victory Buddha, which increases his righteousness.

There is absolutely no problem with the awards given to these two people, but it is a bit mysterious for Sha Seng to be awarded the title of Golden Arhat, which increases the level of Zhengguo and is equal to the titles of Tang Monk and Wukong.

Because the second senior brother, Zhu Bajie, only received the reward of the Pure Altar Envoy, and your position was obviously inferior to Tang Seng, Wukong and Sha Seng. He also had no power in his hands and was only responsible for eating offerings from various places.

On the other hand, Xiao Bailong, as the last hope of the Dragon Clan, not only became the Eight Heavenly Dragon Horses, but was also granted the title of Ru Zhengguo.

Taking advantage of the calamity of this journey to the west, the empress will renew the reward, straighten out Buddhism, and modify some scriptures to prevent the people from being misled by Buddhism and causing their families to be destroyed and their wives to be separated.

Zhang Daoling rested for a while, returned to the world of Journey to the West, moved all the people around Huaguo Mountain, and designated a place for them as a village in Aolai Country.

Huaguo Mountain is a small island. Without the people, the monkeys basically have no natural enemies and can develop freely.

In order to help Wukong solve his worries, Zhang Daoling set up the Nine Palaces and Bagua Formation on the island, hiding the entire Huaguo Mountain from the land of China.

This will become Wukong's exclusive secret base in the future, and it will also be Wukong's hometown.

It doesn’t matter how the monkey group develops, but they cannot be bullied.

In order to prevent food shortage in Huaguo Mountain, Lao Zhang planted a lot of fruit trees and marked them, planning to visit them every ten years and steal some monkey wine to share with everyone.

Monkey wine is a fruit wine brewed by monkeys from fruits. It is said to be so delicious that only the monkey king can enjoy it.

Lao Zhang felt that he should enjoy himself after suffering for half his life.

After leaving Huaguo Mountain, he flew over Chang'an and took a look. Li Shimin, who had regained his health, was now dancing in the palace, with stone locks and other martial arts training supplies beside him.

Obviously, after his body recovered, Li Shimin, who was over 40 years old, started exercising again to prepare for the next imperial conquest.

In the real world, Li Yu was sitting in the study, playing a few rounds of tank battles with Mu Guiying. As soon as he closed the game, Zhou Ruotong made a video call:

"What are you doing?"

"Sister Qi Zhou, sir is eating fruit and I am studying."

Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan each carried a serving of four-fruit soup and walked on the pedestrian street in Quanzhou, admiring the night view and saying:

"Xiaochan and I went to the Tonghuai Guanyue Temple, and we even drew lots, and all the lots were top-notch."

Mu Guiying talked about studying, but was soon attracted by what the two of them were eating:

"Sister Zhou, what did you eat?"

"The famous four-fruit soup here, but it's a pity that it can't be delivered by express delivery, otherwise I would send you some to try."

Just as he was talking, Diao Chan broke into the scene and took a big mouthful at the camera, which made the Queen feel itchy in her heart:

"It looks pretty ordinary, colorful, and it looks like it's chemically synthesized. It's better than the sweet and sour pork ribs I had this afternoon. It also has crispy bones. It snaps when you bite it. It's super delicious."

Diao Chan drank the sweet soup:

"We just had ginger duck. The duck and ginger were stewed in a casserole. It was super delicious. It also warms the palace and stomach, and is good for beauty. Sister Guiying, you don't want to eat it at all, do you?"

Mu Guiying: "..."

Good guy, this is where the counterattack begins, right?

She glanced at Li Yu and mouthed:

"I want to eat ginger duck."

Li Yu quickly turned on his phone and started searching for the food tutorials posted by Boss Lin online, and he really found the recipe for ginger duck.

To put it simply, this thing is fried duck with old ginger, and then stewed with soy sauce, rice wine, rock sugar, salt and other condiments. It does look quite tempting.

He read it carefully and planned to go to the village tomorrow to find two ducks suffering from heatstroke, buy some old ginger, and try stewing it in a casserole.

If it tastes good, buy a few more ducks and let the old mother and Queen Houtu have a taste.

It's a pity that Xuanzang was a vegetarian and couldn't try it together.

After watching Ginger Duck's tutorial, Li Yu saw that Mu Guiying and Diao Chan were still bickering and quickly changed the topic:

"Has Zhao Dahu been left outside and hasn't come back yet? I'm still waiting for him to process some weapons."

Xiao Chan heard this and said:

"Sir, don't wait. Sister Jing and I have made an appointment to meet at West Lake. She will wear Hanfu to play Xu Xian, and Sister Zhou and I will play White Snake and Xiao Qing. We plan to have a chance encounter."

Li Yu felt disgusted.

Even if everyone is wearing Hanfu, it is not so easy to find. After all, there are hundreds of white ladies holding oil-paper umbrellas running around the broken bridge near the West Lake all year round. If you are not careful, you will admit your mistake.

When it came to West Lake, Mu Guiying became interested:

"Xiaochan Fairy, can you try the West Lake Vinegar Fish for me? I read in the book that it is very delicious."

Zhou Ruotong said with a smile:

"How much you look forward to it will lead to disappointment. All the people in Hangzhou I know don't recommend eating West Lake Vinegar Fish. I'd better eat something else."

While they were chatting, Ge Huihui, dressed in Hanfu, suddenly burst into the camera:

"Hello, hello, welcome to Dahujian... I hurriedly hurriedly, and finally flew from the capital to Quanzhou. Boss Li, your wife has fallen into my hands, please bring Brother Dao to exchange for her!"

Good guy, are you attracted to Gouzi?

Li Yu took his mobile phone and took a picture of Brother Dao, who was sleeping soundly on the carpet:

"The dog is sleeping. He goes to bed early and gets up early. He pays more attention to health than me."

"Hahahaha, Brother Dao opened his eyes secretly. He must be pretending to be asleep. I will go to the B&B when I am not busy anymore and let him wait for me."

"Ok, no problem!"

After chatting for a while, the two parties ended the video call.

Ge Huihui adjusted his Hanfu and waved his little hand:

"Come to Hu Jian, meet us over a pot, take a walk, and let you try our Da Hu Jian drinks, which are definitely not inferior to Hey Tea and Bawang Cha Ji."

In the study room of the B&B, Mu Guiying was lying on the sofa, pillowing Li Yu's thigh, and carefully watching Boss Lin's ginger duck tutorial:

"It's nothing, it looks ordinary, and you can eat it wet or dry..."

She muttered while secretly wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth.

Li Yu pinched this girl's cheek:

"I just watched the tutorial. Tomorrow morning I will go to the market to buy some old ginger, and then go to the village to catch two ducks. I will make ginger duck for you at noon."

"Really, husband?"

The Queen was extremely happy:

"Just now Fairy Little Cicada said it was delicious, and I really wanted to try it. She is a bad girl, and she always tempts me with delicious food. You don't care."

Good guy, aren't you the one who takes the initiative every time?

Li Yu lowered his head and was about to kiss the girl when a figure in cassock flashed at the door, then flashed out again:

"Don't look at anything inappropriate, it's good, it's good..."

Mu Guiying immediately sat up from the sofa and shouted to the door:

"Xiao Sanzang, why are you here in the middle of the night?"

Seeing the two separated, Xuanzang walked into the study and said apologetically:

"It's noon over there. It's already late at night here. I don't want to disturb His Royal Highness the Holy Son and His Concubine. It's a death penalty for the little monk."

Li Yu asked:

"What happened in Chang'an?"

"Your Majesty, the Dragon King of Jinghe River has started to make trouble in the palace. Your Majesty has scolded him several times, but he still refuses to leave and wants to drag Your Majesty to the underworld to seek justice from the King of Hell!"

Sure enough, it has come to this... Li Yu asked:

"What is Li Shimin going to do?"

"Your Majesty agreed to go with the Dragon King of Jinghe River, but he asked me to come here and ask Your Majesty to help pass a message to the underworld to check the situation of the deceased family members. If they have not been reincarnated yet, Please help me to meet my relatives. "

Good guy, he wants to do personal things while on a business trip... Li Yu agreed: "Okay, I will pass the message to the underworld, you just let him go with peace of mind!"

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The first chapter of the original "Journey to the West" clearly states that Sun Wukong is a fairy stone left by the creation of the world, and is located on the ancestral vein of the Ten Continents. After absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, he has become a stone monkey after millions of years. He has nothing to do with Nuwa, and he is not a sky-repairing stone. According to the setting of Sun Wukong, he is actually a congenital creature, but he was born a long time later, so his talents in all aspects are top-notch.