Chapter 461 Cloud! Big! Angry! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Has Marquis Wen left?"

Ma Chao got off his horse and looked around the camp, but he couldn't find the man.

Zhou Yu said:

"He left yesterday. I'm afraid he has passed through Hukou Pass and is heading to Gaodu County. He will build a signal tower there and then head to Henei County."

When Lu Bu came to Fukou Pass, Zhao Yun followed the instructions and left Hukou Pass to meet up with Ma Chao and his men in Huguan County.

When they set out from Hukou Pass to Lu County, Lu Bu was already wearing an outdoor jacket, driving Wu Song's all-terrain vehicle, wearing sunglasses, and passing by Hukou County in a chic manner.

When they arrived at Hukou Pass, they joined the soldiers waiting there and went to Gaodu County together.

Lu Bu originally didn't plan to take anyone with him, but thinking that there were few people in Gaodu and Henei who were proficient in modern communication equipment, he simply divided his soldiers into two, one with Song Xian to She County and the other with Zhongdu and Henei.

Apart from the combat power of these personal soldiers, they have a thorough grasp of modern technology. After all, compared with other soldiers, they can play with Lu Bu's mobile phone when they are not busy, watch one or two movies on their laptops, and can operate various electronic devices skillfully.

It is a bit of a waste for these people to gather together as personal soldiers, so this time they will be dispersed as grassroots officers to give them a chance to take off.

Upon hearing that Lu Bu was gone, Ma Chao said a little disappointedly:

"I still want to show off the newly learned cavalry battle formation, it seems that I can only see Wen Hou again in Chang'an."

Although he is a general of cavalry, Lu Bu is usually cheerful and has no airs, and young generals like to play with him.

Huang Zhong conveyed Lu Bu's order as the commander:

"After taking Shexian County, Ma Chao, Zhang Xiu, and Hao Zhao will lead a thousand light cavalrymen, each with three horses, to Changshan County to pick up General Zilong's family... Wu Erlang, who settled in the real world, also sent five carriages with shock-absorbing functions."

Unexpectedly, Wu Song was so thoughtful, Zhao Yun was very moved:

"When I go to the real world, Yun will definitely thank the tiger-killing hero in person!"

Before coming to Shangdang County, Zhao Yun read "Water Margin" and liked Wu Erlang who killed the tiger with his bare hands very much. He also thought about asking Wen Hou to help introduce him to him in the real world.

Brother Zhao Feng's health is getting worse and worse. It would be great if he had a comfortable carriage to ride on for a long journey.

Everyone went to the back of the military camp to look at the five carriages. The carriages were typical European-style carriages, relatively high, with solid rubber tires on the wheels, and independent suspension, with strong shock absorption.

The carriage is covered with double-layer sponges and two brand new space quilts, which can be covered directly when riding in the carriage, so you won't feel cold.

In addition, the secret compartment of the carriage is also filled with various daily necessities such as gas stoves, cold medicines, self-heating hot pots, warm baby, noodles, dehydrated vegetable bags, down jackets, etc., which highlights the richness.

There are also solar panels on the roof, which can charge mobile phones at any time.

As for the width, it is a typical double-horse carriage, pulled by two horses, which can ensure speed.

If you are in a hurry, you can add a few more horses in front, with all the matching reins, up to eight horses, and the speed can easily reach more than 50 kilometers per hour.

After seeing the carriage sent by Wu Song, Zhao Yun was more eager to take his family to the real world.

It's a pity that Fukou Pass and Shexian are still blocking the way. We must take them down quickly, so that Yuan Shao won't harm his brother after knowing this!

But it's getting late now, even if we want to attack, we can only wait until tomorrow.

Zhao Yun said:

"I will challenge Gao Lan at the pass tomorrow morning. What if Gao Lan stays at home?"

Song Xian, who was following the vanguard cavalry, volunteered:

"General Zilong, rest assured. I will challenge Gao Lan tomorrow morning. Even if Gao Lan is left with only one breath left, I can help you call him out... But let me make it clear first. My martial arts skills are very poor. I am only responsible for challenging, not fighting."

Zhao Yun was amused by this guy's honesty:

"Don't worry, as long as Gao Lan comes out, I can keep him!"

Huang Zhong and others looked at each other, and they all knew that Zhao Yun's exclusive plug-in "Yun Da Nu" was about to be launched!

On the way to Gaodu County, Lu Bu's personal soldiers were setting up tents, and Lu Bu himself brought a full pot of dishes from the real world:

"Not enough, there are other dishes over there."

When the tent was set up, Lu Bu brought two large baskets of steamed buns and some scallion pancakes. Everyone could eat whatever they wanted, and they had a high degree of freedom.

Qin Yilu, the leader of the personal guards, served Lü Bu a large bowl of soup and brought two steamed buns:

"General, when we get to Gaodu County, shall we start repairing the signal tower directly?"

"Yes, didn't we use the intercom to ask them to dig a hole today? Let's rush to Gaodu County tomorrow and pour the base of the signal tower with concrete first, and then deal with the government affairs there."

After pouring the base, it takes a few days to solidify. During this period, Lü Bu is not idle. He pays attention to the battle situation, deals with the remaining issues in Gaodu County, and transports some agricultural machinery and diesel.

If there is time next year, according to the drop of the river, build one or two hydropower stations on the Xuanshui River, so that Gaodu County and Xuanshi County can use electricity.

With electricity, people's livelihood development can be put on the fast track.

Lu Bu took two bites of food, looked at Qin Yilu and asked:

"Do you want to stay in Gaodu County or go to Henei County?"

Qin Yilu put down his bowl and chopsticks, bowed and said:

"I want to follow the general, not the grassroots."

Oh, do you want to be a personal bodyguard?

Lu Bu said:

"I will be traveling thousands of miles during this period. After leaving Henei County, I will be alone... If you want to continue to serve in the army, you can stay in Henei County and serve as Xu Rong's captain."

Xu Rong's military strength is not good, and the princes adjacent to Henei, whether Cao Cao or Yuan Shao, have generals who can easily kill Xu Rong, so a defense force must be formed.

Although the captain sounds like a low position, he can manage thousands of people, which is several levels higher than the current team leader.

The most important thing is that Henei County will become a bridgehead for attacking Cao Cao and Yuan Shao in the future, and there will be many battles. As long as you do well, you will have a lot of military merits.

Qin Yilu hurriedly bowed his hands to thank him, and Lu Bu chatted with him about family matters:

"Are you married?"

"No, my family found a fiancée for me before, but we got separated when Dong Zhuo marched west. My parents plan to find a good match for me from Guanzhong in two years."

It seems that Du Shi hasn't appeared yet... Lu Bu teased and talked about something else.

Everyone ate the dishes and staple food, fed the horses with dry food and water, and then went into the tent to rest.

Lu Bu sent the basin and basket to the real world, muttering:

"It's a pity that I can't experience the grand scene of Yun's anger in person."

Zhao Yun's troops are approaching Fukou Pass, and the battle must be very exciting. As for whether Gao Lan will come out to fight, there is no need to worry about this.

Song Xian, Cao Xing, Zhou Yu, and Ma Chao who followed the army were all masters of cursing, especially Song Xian. When this guy was so mean, even Wei Xu had to avoid him. Unless Gao Lan hid in the pass like Sima Yi and became a coward, he would definitely come out of the pass and fight Yun Mei.

Li Yu said:

"I'll let the queen record it, you can save it on your phone and watch it repeatedly."

"Thank you, brother. I hope Zilong can have a good fight and make a perfect ending for the Three Kingdoms world!"

After Lu Bu finished speaking, he returned to the Three Kingdoms world and prepared to rest overnight and continue on his way tomorrow.

A few hours later, Li Yu came to the scenic spot with two glasses of juice, ready to enjoy the scene of Zhao Yun's battle.

The speed of time on both sides is different. A few hours here, it is already the next morning in the Three Kingdoms world.

In the camp of Fukou Pass, everyone ate early and began to prepare their own outfits.

Zhao Yun put on a silver helmet and silver armor, holding a bright silver spear made by Zhao Dahu himself, and led 5,000 troops with other generals to the foot of Fukou Pass.

On one side of the army, Cao Xing was fiddling with artillery.

Once Zhao Yun captured Gao Lan, he would open fire to bombard Fukou Pass and try to capture the pass in one fell swoop.

Of course, if Gao Lan really didn't fight, the artillery would still attack.

Anyway, even if the king of heaven came today, Fukou Pass had to be captured. If it dragged on, Wei Xu, Cheng Lian and others would laugh at it for the rest of their lives.

Everything was ready, and Song Xian began to challenge.

This guy was carrying a big trumpet, riding a handsome black horse, and came to the front of the formation happily. He first flirted with his hair, put on sunglasses, and then made a gesture.

A group of men stood on both sides carrying several big drums, holding cymbals, gongs and other traditional instruments. They didn't look like they were challenging the battle, but rather like a military band entertaining the troops.

Ma Chao thought he was capable enough, but in front of Song Xian, he was still like a younger brother... It's true that one learns as long as he lives!

Zhou Yu said with a smile:

"I didn't expect that there is also a temporary 7th Division in our army!"

As soon as the "military band" appeared, the defenders of Fukou Pass noticed it. General Gao Lan leaned against the city wall and watched the scene with a smile:

"The so-called imperial army is nothing but a clown!"

In order to laugh at the imperial army, he asked everyone inside the pass to come to the wall and watch the imperial army make a fool of themselves.

However, this played into Song Xian's plan. This guy looked at the dark heads on the wall with a telescope, clapped his hands lightly, and the military bands beat the rhythm "dong dong qiang, dong dong qiang".

Song Xian shook his head to the rhythm for a while, then raised the trumpet in his hand and began to shout:

"Gao Lan, Gao Lan, you go soft when you touch me, like a woman, you don't have any eggs!"

"Gao Lan, Gao Lan, you don't have any eggs, you will pant when you meet a strong enemy!"

"Gao Lan, Gao Lan, you will pant, you have sold your ass, five coins a night!"

"Gao Lan, Gao Lan, five coins a night, your ass is raised, you are affectionate!"

"..."

Gao Lan on the wall was ready to refuse the persuasion to surrender, and even organized a bunch of words, intending to scold the court officials such as Lu Bu, Jia Xu, Cai Yong, and Lu Zhi one by one.

When these words were passed to Yuan Shao, it would only take one sentence to get promoted.

What Yan Liang and Wen Chou could do, Gao Lan could do as well!

However, Gao Lan never expected that the group of jumping clowns under the wall did not surrender at all, nor did they challenge him to a fight, but instead made up a story about him being a butt-selling bunny.

In a military camp dominated by pure men, this is simply a more serious humiliation than digging up the ancestral graves!

Gao Lan was so angry that his lips trembled and he almost fell off the wall.

He wanted to curse back and say something harsh, but the other party was so loud and beat gongs and drums that he couldn't suppress the other party's voice at all, and was humiliated again.

"Famous prostitute Gao Lan, devoted to Yuan Tan, fighting during the day and making love at night!"

"When Yuan Shao saw this, his lust was suddenly aroused, he undressed and joined the battle!"

In front of the statue, Li Yu saw this and couldn't help but sigh:

"Gouzi literature has finally spread to the Three Kingdoms world!"

The queen was also speechless:

"How does this kid's mouth grow? You didn't secretly read him some curse words, did you?"

"No, it's all his own thinking... Don't steal Zhuge Liang's show later and turn into Song Xian scolding Wang Lang to death."

With his mouth closed, coach Huang Zhong listened to Song Xian's catchy rap, turned his face and told Dong Zhao:

"Send someone to protect Song Xian. I'm worried that after this battle ends, he will be assassinated by Yuan Benchu."

"good!"

Yuan Shao was not an open-minded person. He heard that Dong Zhao's younger brother was working for Zhang Miao and he wanted to kill Dong Zhao. However, his holiday with Zhang Miao was just that he was paid during the Eighteenth Route Princes' Alliance Meeting. Zhang Miao, who was trying his best, just contradicted him a few times.

Such a person, programmed into Gouzi literature by Song Xian, is still the kind of father and son who sleep together, and will definitely get angry.

Zhao Yun completely understood the meaning of specialization in the art industry:

"No wonder Marquis Wen asked Song Xian to stay in She County by name. If he scolded him three times a day, Yuan Shao would come to conquer with his army even if he gave up Jizhou."

This kind of weapon can be used to make Yuan Shao break his defenses when advancing, and can fool the people into defecting to the party when retreating. If used well, he can be as good as the top military generals.

And after taking care of Yuan Shao, Song Xian can continue to deal with Cao Cao, Gongsun Zan, Liu Biao... Anyway, he can arrange all the princes in the Central Plains.

If he could go back and learn Xianbei's words, then foreigners could also be within Song Xian's range.

Well, it’s time to teach them the destructive power of language!

Ma Chao sighed:

"Fortunately, we are one of our own. If the person across from me scolds me like this, even if I run away to the ends of the earth, I will catch him and cut his tongue."

Not far away, Cao Xing adjusted the cannon and said sourly:

"Damn, the limelight has been stolen by that piece of shit Song Xian again."

He used an angle meter to calibrate all the muzzles, placed the shells, and was ready to bomb Fukou Pass.

Gao Lan was so angry at being scolded by Song Xian that he came down from the wall without saying a word, put on his armor, got on his horse, took the long knife handed over by his own soldiers, and said to the soldiers guarding the gate:

"Open the door, open the door, I'm going to kill that bastard myself!"

As soon as the door was opened, Gao Lan took the lead and rushed out. Song Xian, who was cursing, did not hesitate, turned his horse's head, led his military band and ran towards the back:

"General Zilong, come and help!"

Song Xian thought he had no ability to deal with a master who could fight Xu Zhu to a close match.

Especially since he didn't even have a weapon in his hand, he couldn't expect the loudspeaker to blow Gao Lan's brain out and turn him into a fool with an IQ of less than three years old, right?

Zhao Yun was already prepared. He picked up his spear, rode a white jade lion horse, and rushed straight to Gao Lan to greet him:

"Brother Xian Song, don't worry, Zilong is coming!"

The sound of "Zilong is here" made Song Xian feel relieved. He picked up the trumpet and continued to shout to Gao Lan:

"Don't give it away again. I've already taken your red bellyband and kept it as a souvenir. When I become successful, I'll come back to you again!"

These words completely dissipated Gao Lan's remaining sanity, and all he could think about was catching up with this guy who was spewing shit and tearing him into pieces!

Zhao Yun crossed Song Xian and faced Gao Lan to kill him.

At this time, not only Huang Zhong, Ma Chao, Zhou Yu and others were observing, but also Li Yu in the real world, Empress Nuwa in the Wa Palace, Empress Houtu in the underworld, Zhenyuan Immortal in Wuzhuangguan, Laojun and Xuandu in Bajing Palace... …

Everyone is very curious about what the legendary Yun Danu is like.

On the horizon, Zhang Daoling grabbed a handful of Qiaqia melon seeds given to him by Mu Guiying, eating them while watching a show. It was rare for a messenger from all realms under the Queen's seat to be so leisurely.

Soon, Zhao Zilong, who had a white horse and a silver gun, ran into the famous Hebei general Gao Lan.

But Gao Lan's mind was filled with Song Xian and he didn't want to fight Zhao Yun at all:

"Get out of the way, everyone else. Today, Japan will only kill the person who spits shit. Anyone else who dares to stop him will be killed without mercy!"

Zhao Yun:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, I've become an idler, haven't I?

Adou's fighting ability is so weak, I can go in and out seven times to bring him back. Today, you hurt Song Xian in front of everyone, where can I put my face?

He didn't say anything, raised his shining silver spear and went straight for Gao Lan's neck.

As soon as Gao Lan was angry, he first dodged Zhao Yun's spear, and then swung his long sword and slashed:

"Where did you come from, no one, get out of here!"

Nobody?

Zhao Yun took a deep breath. It seems that the day I killed Ju Yi, you took leave and didn't go to work!

Being despised as a nobody and scolded to go away, Zilong's anger level kept rising. He opened his eyes angrily and shouted:

"I am Changshan Zhao Zilong! The traitor shall die!"

When the fight first started, Zhao Yun was still thinking about Song Xian's curse words, so the look in Gao Lan's eyes was somewhat playful.

But he didn't expect Gao Lan to despise himself, and he immediately became angry.

Zhao Yun dodged Gao Lan's long knife and used the famous Rainstorm Pear Blossom Spear. The silver spear flew up and down, and the spear tip greeted Gao Lan like raindrops.

In the Eight Views Palace, Lao Jun, who had drooped eyebrows, suddenly became interested:

"Generally, when a general is angry, his breath will be unstable, and his anger will even attack his heart. When this guy gets angry, his marksmanship becomes even more sophisticated. He is really a strange person!"

In front of Fukou Pass, Zhao Yun was so angry that he didn't know that he was praised by Lao Jun. When Gao Lan raised his sword to block in a hurry, his spear was like a white dragon and penetrated Gao Lan's chest.

Gao Lan, the four pillars of Hebei and a famous general, was shot by Zhao Yun when his anger broke out.

Equally angry, one's level is greatly reduced, the other's combat power is doubled, the result of the battle can be imagined.

As masters, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao have already seen the exquisiteness of Zhao Yun's spearmanship, while the weaker Zhang Xiu is thoughtful, and the rest of Zhou Yu, Song Xian and others are a little confused.

It seems that the two of them didn't fight for a few rounds, and the originally aggressive Gao Lan was stabbed to death by a spear.

If this is put in the original book, it should be:

"Yun was furious, and after a few rounds of fighting, he knocked Gao Lan off his horse with a spear!"