Chapter 457 The Administrator of Journey to the West! [Ask for Guaranteed Monthly Pass]
"Mom, didn't you say last time that Journey to the West shouldn't start too early?"
While excited, Li Yu remembered that the empress had said before that the opening of Journey to the West was too early. Cihang and others would obtain the Buddhist golden body of Journey to the West, so they had to postpone the opening.
It can be turned on now. Did Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi make some extraordinary arrangements last time?
The empress said:
"The Nine-Rank Lotus Platform can suppress the golden bodies of all Buddhas. Although it does not last long, it is enough to survive the great catastrophe of becoming a god."
Gee, your magical concept of time is really uncomfortable.
When the old mother just said that the suppression time of the Ninth-Rank Lotus Platform was not long, Li Yu thought that it would be about twenty or thirty minutes, or about ten minutes, but what she said after that was enough to survive the Great Tribulation of the Gods.
The Great Tribulation of the Gods did not last for a day or two, but lasted for twenty-eight years.
This little time is not that long in the eyes of gods. No wonder they only go out once every hundreds of thousands of years... Hey, don't fight, don't fight, I was wrong!
After being beaten, Li Fuyu obviously behaved a lot:
"Isn't the Nine-Rank Lotus Platform a magic weapon? Can it still suppress the golden body of Buddhism?"
The empress said:
"The lotus platform is the treasure that suppresses the religion. The luck, disaster, cause and effect, merit, etc. of the entire Buddhist sect are all suppressed by the ninth-grade lotus platform. It is still possible to make the golden body temporarily ineffective."
While I had nothing to do, the old mother did some popular science on the meaning of the treasure of town education.
For a sect to gain a foothold, ability and strength alone are not enough, especially in the world of gods, where every one is an innate being, and everyone is burdened with unimaginable vastness of cause and effect.
The gathering of these karmic people will lead to greater karma, and even lead to the reorganization of the world.
In order to prevent this from happening, it is necessary to use an innate magic weapon that can suppress luck to suppress the cause and effect, so that the people in the sect can work hard under the leadership of the sect leader.
Once it gets on the right track and the sect begins to earn merit, it can offset the cause and effect suppressed by the magic weapon and allow the sect to develop smoothly without causing disaster.
In the world of Fengshen, each sect has its own treasure to suppress the religion.
The Western Sect has the twelve-level lotus platform held by the Taoist Taoist Jie Yin, the Human Sect has the Tai Chi Diagram, the Chan Sect has the Pangu Flags, the Jie Sect has the Killing Immortal Sword Formation, and even the Nuwa Empress has a unique mountain and river chart in her hand.
Each sect has different ideas, and the treasures of each sect are also different.
For example, the Human Sect does not like to be influenced by cause and effect, so it uses the Tai Chi diagram, the number one magical weapon in the list of gods, as the treasure to suppress the sect.
In addition, the first defensive artifact in my hand, the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Exquisite Tower, also has the effect of suppressing luck.
A sect with only two people possesses two top-level magic weapons that can suppress luck, as well as countless innate spiritual treasures and acquired magic weapons. What does low-key luxury mean? That’s it!
The Pangu Banner of Chanjiao is said to be the transformation of Pangu's Sky-Opening Axe. It can not only defend, but also has super strong attack power. It also has its own merits of opening the sky. No matter who it fights, it will automatically stand on the moral high ground. This is a perfect fit. Explain the teaching style of behavior that is always subject to moral kidnapping.
Relatively speaking, Jie Jiao's Zhuxian Sword Formation is almost uninteresting.
Although the four swords together have the best attack power in the world and require the action of four saints to deal with it, they only attack and have no defense. They have no merit in the world and cannot suppress luck. They are very similar to Jiejiao. The uncle does not love the position that grandma does not love.
Western sects are in a poor position and can only recruit disciples by drawing cakes and making wishes. When they have nothing to do, they tell some false stories to cheer up the believers. In this case, a lotus platform that emerges from the mud but is not stained is more in line with the image of the sect. .
"Mom, besides suppressing luck, what else can your map of mountains and rivers do?"
"Confinement!"
The old mother briefly and concisely explained the purpose of the magic weapon, but it was a pity that she could not use it on her son. Otherwise, every time he was naughty, he would be locked up for three to five years and he would definitely be obedient.
After talking about magic weapons, Li Yu asked:
"If the world of Journey to the West opens, who will be the administrator?"
"It's not a question of who should be the leader, but who can be the leader."
In fact, the empress really hopes that the gods can be administrators, so that Yunxiao can become the administrator of the world of gods and enter and exit the real world freely.
Then Tu Niangniang can serve as the administrator of Journey to the West and come to the real world to order a cup of milk tea when she has nothing to do.
Even the Empress Nuwa herself can serve as the administrator of the Yang Family Romance World. When you are not busy, you can come here to have a spa, go shopping with your daughter-in-law, etc. It is a pleasure.
Li Yu originally wanted to go back and ask Brother Dao, but thinking about the stumbling communication between one person and one dog gave him a headache. He thought for a while and said:
"How about I bring the dog here? If you can read its mind, it will save a lot of trouble."
"Okay, I'll try."
The queen was very excited to suddenly come into contact with a creature in two higher dimensions.
Not long after, Li Yu led the reluctant Brother Dao to the statue. This guy had just taken a photo with two ladies in Hanfu wearing silk stockings, and even took the initiative to put his head on their legs.
Unfortunately, just as he was enjoying it, he was ruthlessly pulled away by Li Yu. No matter how much he protested, it was ineffective.
"Mom, the dog is here, let's start?"
"good!"
Li Yu knelt down and said to Brother Dao, who was full of emotion:
"There is a very important world rule that needs to be verified. Please cooperate well. When it is over, I will stew big bones for you. If you agree, I will deduct 1!"
Brother Dao muttered unsatisfiedly, and Li Yu asked in his heart:
"Mom, what did Gouzi say?"
"He's scolding you, and it's very ugly... A high-dimensional dog who likes stockings, when he becomes the God of Heaven, he won't create a world of stockings, right?"
It shouldn't...right?
Li Yu imagined a world full of beautiful legs in stockings, and thought it was quite exciting.
In order to prevent being scolded by his mother, he quickly gathered his mind and asked Dao Ge:
"Can you set the gods as administrators now?"
"Woof woof woof!"
Dao Ge called several times in a row. Li Yu didn't have a small blackboard in his hand, so he couldn't even guess.
Fortunately, there was his mother, who said softly:
"You can only set it as a mortal now. You have to upgrade a few more times before you can set it as a god... In addition to this, there are several more sentences, all scolding you."
Good guy, he still holds a grudge. How about letting Lu Bu wear stockings to compensate the dog?
When Li Yu thought of that scene, he felt that the dog would directly collapse all the worlds... Forget it, forget it, let's not stimulate this guy.
There is hope after upgrading a few times, and it seems that there is no hope for the Journey to the West world.
Li Yu asked:
"If it's a mortal, can we only set Tang Sanzang, the first fierce beast in ancient times?"
"Sanzang is Sanzang, Jinchan is Jinchan, and the six-winged Jinchan can only be regarded as an ancient creature at best, not a fierce beast, and it is far from the first fierce beast in ancient times."
Isn't this just a joke... Li Yu asked:
"Which node's Tang Sanzang should be selected as the administrator?"
"When the great revenge was avenged, when he secretly read the scriptures in Hongfu Temple in Chang'an... The time of the 100-chapter version you gave me is wrong. I don't know how old Tang Sanzang is in the world opened in the book."
"Journey to the West" is one of the four great classics. Since it was written in the Ming Dynasty, many versions have appeared. The most popular 100-chapter version now adds a description of Tang Sanzang's origin.
But this description is not very clever, and the time error is very large.
The book says that in the 13th year of Zhenguan, Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty held an imperial examination to recruit talents from all over the world. Chen Guangrui, who studied hard at home, went to Beijing to take the exam and won the first place. Then he was favored by the prime minister and was recruited as a son-in-law. After marriage, he was appointed as the lord of Jiangzhou. He went to Jiangzhou to take office, but was beaten to death. The first place was faked.
His wife wanted to commit suicide, but because she was pregnant with Chen Guangrui's flesh and blood, she could only endure humiliation and submit to the bandits. Later, she gave birth to a child. Fearing that she would be killed, she put the child on a wooden board and floated down the river. This little baby was Tang Monk.
Eighteen years later, Xuanzang grew up and after several twists and turns, he recognized his mother and avenged his family.
The body of his father Chen Guangrui had been kept by the Dragon King and served as an official in the Dragon Palace. Later, he was avenged and returned to the world, and the family was reunited.
Chen Guangrui returned to the court as an official, while Xuanzang entered Hongfu Temple and devoted himself to studying Buddhist scriptures.
This period of time was also the 13th year of Zhenguan.
According to the book, Tang Seng grew up to 18 years old in a parallel world.
In September of the 13th year of Zhenguan, Xuanzang presided over the Land and Water Assembly in Chang'an. Guanyin brought Mu Zha to deliver equipment, and Xuanzang rode a white horse to the west to obtain scriptures.
The 13th year of Zhenguan has become the anchor point of time, and the root of everything is here.
As for the age of Tang Seng when he set out, according to the 100-chapter version, he should be 18 years old, but the book clearly stated his age several times later, ranging from 30 to 40 years old, especially in the last year of the journey, before meeting the Jade Rabbit, an old monk asked about his age, and Tang Seng clearly said that he had been 45 years old.
According to the 14-year journey, Tang Seng should be 31 years old when he set out from Chang'an.
People of this age have both learning ability and super business ability, so it is much more reasonable for Li Shimin to arrange him to preside over the Land and Water Assembly.
Li Yu asked:
"How about changing to another version of "Journey to the West"?
The queen did not agree:
"Let's use this version. After opening it, the time will automatically be rationalized. Besides, the 18-year-old Tang Monk is easier to educate than the middle-aged Tang Monk in his 30s. You can scare him."
It's okay. Even if we can't scare him, we still have his sworn brother Xiao Shimin and the door god Qin Gongye. If that doesn't work, let Zishou swing him around for 9981 times.
Let the ancient little beast feel the dizziness test in the recruitment exam.
As for whether it listens or not, this is also simple. The B&B is a place where even Tathagata Buddha has to stand up and toast. When Xiao Sanzang comes, he naturally has to be obedient.
While chatting, the queen's voice sounded in Li Yu's mind:
"Brother Dao didn't expect that I could read its mind. It's a little scared. It's useless for me to comfort it."
Li Yu turned his head and found that the dog was looking at the statue with a look of surprise, and barked a few times, then rubbed Li Yu's leg, and ran to the B&B.
"Mom, what did the dog say?"
"It said it doesn't feel safe here and won't come again."
Damn, communicating in front of the statue can reduce a lot of ineffective communication and save a lot of time... The way the dog ran away quickly, why does it feel like a man deleting the browser history?
Is it ashamed to let people know that it likes the girl in stockings?
Li Yu thought about it and thought that he could use this matter to threaten the dog in the future.
"You go back too, son. Yunxiao came to chat with me. I will let Guiying notify you after killing the Taoist Mosquito."
"Okay, mom, do you and Yunxiao eat snacks? I can provide some."
The queen smiled softly:
"Are you honoring me or for Yunxiao to eat?"
"Of course it's honoring you. Let Yunxiao make whatever she wants to eat. The B&B doesn't support idle people!"
"I hope you can still be so stubborn when Yunxiao goes to the real world... Go ahead and make a few more dishes to make mom proud!"
Li Yu returned to the B&B and made some salt and pepper cashews and spiced broad beans. He also used the oven to make honey chicken wings, spicy steamed buns, French fries and pumpkin. He also took out some semi-finished purple potato balls, taro balls, taiyaki, jujube cakes and other delicacies from the refrigerator and asked Mu Guiying to bring them over after processing.
"Wow, there are so many foods. I really envy myself for having such a good husband who can make delicious food!"
Mu Guiying pinched two balls and put them in her mouth to chew, her face filled with the happiness of eating delicious food.
Li Yu said:
"Send it to my mother. If you like it, I will fry something else later. I guarantee you will want to eat it again."
"Okay, okay... By the way, husband, can you make some of the boneless hairtail you made last time? I haven't eaten it for several days. I am a little greedy."
"Okay, no problem. I will move a box of hairtail and make more so that you can enjoy it."
When Mu Guiying went to deliver the food to the empress excitedly, Li Yu also brought a box of hairtail from the cold storage, changed the knife and processed it, and prepared to make boneless hairtail without spitting bones.
Three Kingdoms world, Huguan County.
Lu Bu, dressed in camouflage uniforms, is installing a signal tower with Song Xian and several personal soldiers.
This time it is a cylindrical signal tower, not a keel frame, which is easier to build. There is a crane in the real world. Everyone just needs to screw the screws and it will be half built soon.
The length of the remaining half of the crane is limited. Lu Bu thought about it and simply connected the upper half on the spot and installed the signal module of the relay station by the way.
Everything was ready. He placed a table in front of the signal tower, put the statue of Zhang Daoling on it, and prepared a few offerings.
While he was busy, Zhang Daoling's figure appeared from midair:
"Wen Hou, don't prepare. If you need help, just let me know. No need to be so polite."
Lv Bu laughed and arched his hands to the sky:
"There is really no other way. The super crane is too expensive. It is not cost-effective to buy it... Thank you, Lao Zhang. I will bring you some good things in the real world tomorrow."
"Okay, okay."
Zhang Daoling waved his whisk, and the upper half of the signal tower flew up and landed steadily on the half-built base.
Lv Bu put the screws for reinforcement into a bag, took a wrench, climbed up, fixed all the screws properly, and then reinforced the other screws again.
After connecting the signal module and confirming that there was no problem, Zhang Daoling disappeared in the sky.
Song Xian led his personal soldiers and kowtowed in the direction where Zhang Daoling disappeared, his handsome face full of emotion:
"Damn, we actually asked the gods to help, our backers are really strong... General, can I ask Zhang Tianshi for help when I encounter an emergency in the future?"
"You can try, but there is no guarantee of success. This thing depends on appearance. Why can I be popular in several worlds? It's because of my outstanding appearance!"
Lv Bu wanted to show off, but he didn't expect Song Xian to take it seriously:
"If it comes to appearance, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky will rush to make friends with me, right? No, I am a reserved person, I can't make friends with gods casually, that makes me look too cheap."
Lv Bu: ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Can you change the place where you tease the gods? Talking about this on the signal tower, I have nowhere to hide if lightning strikes... In order to prevent Song Xian from saying anything that would cause him to be struck by lightning, Lu Bu ordered:
"Go down and test the signal, and by the way, ask about the battle situation in Changzi County."
"Okay, General, I'll go down right away!"
Song Xian came down from the signal tower with a chuckle, unbuckled his seat belt, took the walkie-talkie beside him, tuned to channel 055, and asked Xun You:
"Mr. Gongda, how is the battle situation over there?"
"We have entered the city, Mengqi and Zhang Xiu are clearing out the remaining Black Mountain bandits, does Wenhou have any instructions?"
"The signal tower has been erected, I'm testing the signal."
After that, Song Xian contacted Hukou Pass, Lu County, Xiangyuan County and other places respectively. There was no problem with the signal, especially after the power was increased, even the farther Guyuan County could be contacted.
Unfortunately, in high-power mode, the signal tower consumes too much electricity, so for safety reasons, it is better to use it sparingly.
When Lv Bu came down, the victory report from Changzi County also came at the same time. All the Black Mountain bandits had been wiped out. Xun You took over the county and was collecting and sorting out various materials about Changzi County.
The officials sent by the court were already on the way. When they arrived, Shangdang County would officially enter the reconstruction mode.
Road construction, bandit suppression, canal digging, grievance conference... After a series of actions, the entire Shangdang County will be rejuvenated.
Lv Bu wiped the sweat from his face and said to Xun You with the walkie-talkie:
"Within two days, eliminate the banditry around Changzi County, and then let the army disperse and garrison, and the main force will gather in the direction of Lu County. Zhang Xiu, Meng Qi and Hao Zhao, with light cavalry, will move with Zilong to Changshan County... I will go to Lu County first to prepare the materials and food needed there."
The war in Shangdang County was basically coming to an end, and Lv Bu was about to start his long-distance migration.
First go to Lu County, then return to Hukou Pass, go to Zhongdu County to build a signal tower, then go to Hanoi and Luoyang...
Xun You said:
"If the general does not return to Huguan County, can you transport two more emergency generators and two large barrels of diesel?"
"Okay, no problem, I will prepare all the emergency power supplies for you."
After ending the call, Lu Bu hurried to the real world and began to prepare the things Xun You wanted to use. He also transported the watermelon to reward the army so that everyone could share a piece.
At the same time, at the Pubanjin Ferry from Guanzhong to Hedong County, Sun Facai drove his TX6 and carefully drove to the pontoon, preparing to cross the river.
Liu Xie, who was in the co-pilot, silently put on his life jacket and asked:
"Teacher Sun, if the car overturns, can we survive?"
"cannot."
"Then why don't you let the army carry the car over?"
"This is the stubbornness of an experienced driver!"
While driving, Sun Facai confessed to Liu Xie:
"If the car rolls over later, remember to go to the real world quickly... We have to ask Brother Yu to buy some sets of diving equipment and oxygen bottles later. If underwater rescue is needed, we won't be blinded."
He babbled to encourage himself. When the car crossed the Yellow River, he realized that his hands were sweaty and even the steering wheel was wet.
Officials from Hedong County led by Du Ji and Ji Ling gathered around to greet them. Sun Facai didn't bother to respond. He took out a pack of cigarettes from the glove box, lit it, took a big sip, and then said:
"Damn, I almost lost half my life when I crossed the Yellow River. Fortunately, there were a bunch of good luck cat pendants hanging on the car."
He raised his hand and touched the pendant hanging on the rearview mirror, only to realize that all of the more than twenty pendants were shattered into powder...
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