Chapter 458 Dao Ge: How Dare You Bully My Wealthy Little Brother? [Seeking Monthly Votes]
"Holy shit, what's going on?"
Sun Facai stared blankly at the broken pendant. It contained the luck given by the good-luck cat. Even if one pendant saved one life, he had already died more than twenty times just now.
Fortunately, it was the dry season and the Yellow River was relatively short, so it passed in a few minutes.
If this is the flood season, the current of the Yellow River is strong, and the span of the pontoon bridge will be doubled. At that time, the more than twenty pendants may not be able to reach the other side.
Damn it, everyone else had a brush with death, but I sat down and played mahjong with him all night... The more Sun Facai thought about this, the more frightened he became. Various scenes of tragic death kept appearing in his mind, and then he became more frightened.
He was completely slumped in his seat and didn't even have the energy to smoke.
Lu Zhi came over from the pontoon on horseback and saw that Liu Xie had already gotten off the car, but Sun Facai was sitting in the car without making any movement. He walked over curiously:
"Why haven't you got out of the car yet, my dear nephew?"
When he got close to the car door, Lu Zhi took a look through the lowered car window. He keenly noticed that all the pendants hanging in the car were broken, and he immediately realized the seriousness of the matter.
He quickly opened the car door, took Sun Facai, who had dull eyes and limp body, out of the car. He asked Zhang Lu, who had followed him to pray, to protect him, and then told Liu Xie what happened.
Liu Xie couldn't care less about listening to Du Ji and others' work report, so he hurried to the real world and found Li Yu who was frying river shrimp in the kitchen:
"Sir, something bad happened. Just now, Teacher Sun took me across the Yellow River. More than twenty good luck cat pendants in the car were all broken. Teacher Sun is now paralyzed..."
Feeling paralyzed?
Li Yu turned off the fire on the stove, feeling that this was not in line with Sun Facai's character.
Although this guy is not very courageous, he likes to show off and coo. Now that he has survived the disaster, his tail will be raised to the sky. At the worst, he will smoke two cigarettes to celebrate. Why is he so paralyzed?
As for the broken good luck cat pendant, Li Yu thought it would be better to ask Dundun directly instead of guessing.
Thinking of this, he took out his mobile phone and called Lin Xu.
In Beijing, Lin Xu, who was coaxing his children, received a call and carried Dundun upstairs. He turned on the speakerphone so that Dundun could also hear Li Yu's voice.
Soon, Dundun typed a few times on the laptop keyboard, and a line of words appeared on it:
"Your brother's luck keeps going down!"
Li Yu heard the reply and asked curiously:
"What causes it?"
"Dundun said he didn't know, but it has refilled Sun Facai's luck value... Is it related to your dog? How about you communicate with Brother Dao?"
"OK!"
After hanging up the phone, Li Yu asked Liu Xie to go back and check on Sun Facai. He went to the living room of the B&B, dragged the dog among the beautiful legs in stockings to the study, and told Sun Facai about it.
Being disturbed twice in a row, Brother Dao was about to lose his temper, but when he heard what happened to Sun Facai, he immediately kicked the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" off the bookshelf and rested his head on the book.
The world of the Three Kingdoms, on the banks of the Yellow River.
Sun Facai sat listlessly on the river beach, as if he had fallen into some kind of illusion. He remained silent and did not respond to anyone who spoke to him. Zhang Lu put several charms on him, but nothing improved.
Just when Zhang Lu was about to shout for his grandfather to come down to earth to help, a deafening dog bark suddenly sounded from the sky and the earth, as if it echoed directly in everyone's heart, full of shock.
Zhang Lu raised his head with excitement and asked curiously:
"Is this a tengu barking?"
Liu Xie thought it was more like Brother Dao's voice. That big dog that often hung out among women seemed quite mysterious. Unfortunately, his husband never revealed its identity, so no one could guess it.
After the dog barked, Sun Facai woke up immediately:
"Damn, what are you all doing around me? You want to molest me, right?"
Lu Zhi touched this guy’s forehead:
"Why did my nephew lose his soul just now?"
Sun Facai took out the cigarette lighter and took a long puff:
"I just crossed the Yellow River and found that the pendant was all broken. I felt scared for a while, and then my mind was filled with images of various tragic deaths, and I was immersed in that state... By the way, I even lit one in the car. The cigarette didn’t burn the car, did it?”
Lu Zhi kicked over half a cigarette:
"Don't worry, dear nephew, I have already crushed you."
Sun Facai was safe and sound. Liu Xie breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to return to the real world to report, Lu Zhi called out to him:
"Your Majesty, please ask the Holy Son for help to find out what happened to the wealthy nephew."
Liu Xie agreed and returned to the real world.
When Li Yu heard the news, he finally felt relieved, but soon he remembered what happened when Lu Bu found Sun Facai.
I remember Lu Bu said that Sun Facai was downcast and decadent, and had always been incompatible with that world. If Lu Bu hadn't found him, he would probably have died in depression.
Could it be that God is at work?
He decided to go to the scenic spot and ask his old mother for advice.
"You guessed it right, it was indeed Heaven that took action... Last time when Nuwa Palace prayed for blessings, Heaven appeared, but was eventually chased away by Brother Dao's barking. Perhaps Heaven felt that the source of all the turmoil was Sun Facai, so he tried every means Get rid of Sun Facai.”
As soon as we arrived at the scenic spot, the empress explained everything exactly.
When Sun Facai was crossing the bridge, Nuwa Empress, who was chatting with Yunxiao while eating snacks, noticed something was wrong. Yunxiao also took out the Hunyuan Golden Dou to save Sun Facai if something went wrong.
This guy is Mr.'s good brother, and he is also the only person in the world who can really stir up the secrets of heaven, so nothing can happen to him.
Fortunately, before Sun Facai set off, he tied a lot of good-luck cat pendants on the car. He never forgot to pay homage once a day. He was going to be a father soon. He was worried about not being able to see the child.
With Dun Dun's help, the car crossed the Yellow River without any danger, but Tiandao was unwilling to accept it and wanted to interfere with Sun Facai's heart and create chaos.
Fortunately, the dog barked in time and scared Tiandao away.
Li Yu sat down on the steps next to the statue:
"What should we do now? If Tiandao keeps thinking about killing his grandson to make a fortune, then he will always be in danger."
It's okay to be worried about by other enemies, but if God is worried about you, you can choke to death when you drink water, choke to death when eating, fall to death when walking, laugh to death when you are happy, cry to death when you are sad, it is impossible to prevent it.
Li Yu asked:
"Can the pebble that you gave Erlang last time to shield the secrets of heaven be used to make Sun rich?"
"No, Sun Facai is the root of the chaos in Tianji. If he is blocked, Tiandao will take the opportunity to bring all the plot back to its original track... You go back and comb some hair off Brother Dao's body, stuff it into a small sachet, and let Sun Facai take it with you. If he wears it, Heaven will no longer target him."
So simple?
The empress patiently said:
"Silly boy, the whole world was opened by Brother Dao. Now it just replaces the original will in the book. From an operational point of view, it is really that simple."
If Li Yu hadn't been too slow to summarize the rules in the book, Brother Dao would have been promoted to Heavenly Dao now.
The matter was resolved, and Li Yu was completely relieved. He bid farewell to his old mother, went to the study to find Brother Dao, combed some hair from the dog's body with the pet comb Professor Zhou bought, found a sachet, put it in, and handed it to the dog. To Liu Xie:
"Let Sun Facai carry it with him, and this situation will not happen again in the future."
Liu Xie asked curiously:
"Teacher Sun, what's going on?"
"It's nothing, it's just that I was targeted by the incompetent and furious Heavenly Dao."
Liu Xie:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Incompetent rage? The way of heaven? That’s it?
Why is the combination of these words so weird?
The little guy glanced at Brother Dao, who was still sleeping on the ground, and asked insinuatingly:
"Sir, Brother Dao's identity..."
"It was supposed to be kept secret, but you should have guessed that Brother Dao will replace Tiandao in the future and become the new Tiandao in the world in the book."
Speaking of this, Li Yu's mind unconsciously recalled the scene in the movie "Underworld" where Big D, played by Tony Leung Ka Fai, was in the detention center, holding the railing with both hands and shouting the slogan:
"Xinhe Liansheng!"
It's a pity that I don't know how Gouzi competed with Tiandao for territory. If I could witness it with my own eyes, the scene would definitely be very exciting.
After Liu Xie left, Li Yu returned to the kitchen and continued to cook delicious food.
When dinner was served in the evening, Lu Bu came to the kitchen excitedly and said to Li Yu:
"The dog barking that Prince Shang mentioned was also heard in the Three Kingdoms World today. Many people in Huguan County were afraid that the Tengu would eat the sun, so they quickly lit the oil lamps. Unfortunately, when it got dark, the Tengu did not appear."
Li Yu told the story about Sun Facai being targeted by Tiandao, and also talked about the coping methods taught by the empress.
Brother Dao's identity was naturally made public.
However, as a disciple of the Wa Palace, Lu Bu had the right to know this.
"Damn, it turns out that the dog barking was made by Brother Dao. No wonder it sounds so familiar."
Lu Bu transported two diesel generators, two large barrels of diesel, and some spare walkie-talkies, outdoor power supplies, solar power panels, and supporting repeater antennas from the B&B this afternoon.
These equipments were enough for Xun You to manage Shangdang County.
After dinner at the B&B, Lu Bu will set off for Lu County, transport the carriage presented by Wu Song, and send some equipment and items, and then follow Huang Zhong's troop route to Hanoi County.
"Song Xian will stay in Shexian County. After I arrive, I will transport him a few sets of loudspeakers so that he can scold Yuan Shao a few times no matter what happens. This can be regarded as making the best use of his talents."
The most handsome man in Bingzhou could no longer personally protect the generals of the Three Kingdoms... Li Yu asked:
"Don't you have a guard by your side?"
"No, I am alone. It is convenient to come here... By the way, dear brother, there is a man named Qin Yilu in my bodyguard team. Lao Guan and Ah Man even fought over his wife. Do you want to promote him? "
Do you want to promote someone else, or are you thinking about their wife?
Li Yu actually checked the information about Qin Yilu. His name was Qin Yi in history. He was the main force who killed Dong Zhuo. He appeared twice in the novel. The first time was when Lu Bu was besieged in Xiapi and sent Qin Yilu to find Yuan Shu. Asking for help, this guy was left in Runan by Yuan Shu to serve as an official, and he also married Liu, the daughter of the clan.
Later, Yuan Shu was defeated and Qin Yilu surrendered to Cao Cao and became a county magistrate.
When Zhang Fei left Cao Cao, he met Qin Yilu and cursed him, "They already took your wife, but you actually gave him the job of county magistrate." Qin Yilu was awakened by the scolding and planned to follow Zhang Fei, but he regretted it after walking for more than ten miles. He wanted to go back, but was stabbed to death by Zhang Fei.
In the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", there is no description of Guan Yu's proposal to marry Qin Yilu's wife, but some information can be found.
There are two mainstream theories. One is that Guan Yu was entrusted by Qin Yilu and wanted to bring his wife Du to Runan. Guan Yu could not say it clearly and could only propose to marry her by name on the grounds of trophies.
But Cao Cao was suspicious. As soon as Guan Yu called for her, he met Du in private. Then he was so moved that he took the wife by force.
Another version is that Guan Yu was attracted by the beauty of Du and asked to marry her. After being rejected by Cao Cao, he resigned and left. This is how he went through five passes and killed six generals.
Anyway, no matter what, Qin Yilu had a beautiful wife who made Cao Cao go back on his word.
Now that Lu Bu suddenly mentioned Qin Yilu, Li Yu had to wonder if this guy had gradually evolved from questioning Aman, understanding Aman, to becoming Aman?
Lu Bu picked up a piece of boneless hairtail and ate it:
"Don't worry, my dear brother, I will never do such a thing. I have one wife and two concubines, and I enjoy the power of the three officials. My life is very perfect. Why would I miss someone else's wife?"
Mu Guiying shook her head and said:
"Beauty is a disaster. In order to prevent getting into trouble, if you meet a beautiful woman, you can take her back to the B&B, and let my husband bear the disaster of beauty and the pain of ecstasy alone!"
Lu Bu immediately agreed:
"Don't worry, sister, if I meet a beautiful woman, I will definitely kidnap her!"
Li Yu: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You two think I'm a vegetable, don't you?
He quickly said:
"Don't bring women to the B&B anymore. Everyone has their own opportunities. Don't interfere. If you cause a big cause and effect, you will be in trouble."
Mu Guiying laughed:
"I saw you were frowning, so I made you happy... Before I came, sister Yunxiao took out her Hunyuan Golden Bowl for me to play with. It's a very interesting magic weapon, and it can also be used as a Bluetooth speaker."
Li Yu was a little confused:
"Isn't this thing different from a Bluetooth speaker?"
The Golden Bowl should be a golden bowl, which is a common container in ancient times. Yunxiao's Hunyuan Golden Bowl has both offensive and defensive capabilities, and it is a magic weapon that is counted in the entire Jiejiao.
Relatively speaking, although the attack power of the golden scissors is strong enough, it is still incomparable to the Hunyuan Golden Bowl.
After all, the Hunyuan Golden Bowl is made of Hunyuan Qi, while the Golden Scissors are made of two fierce dragons. In terms of material, Jiao is not even a dragon, and it can't be compared with the Hunyuan Qi of the origin of the universe.
I don't know when they can kill the mosquito Taoist, and I'm still waiting to see Tang Seng's golden bowl, Zen staff and cassock.
I hope Guanyin won't replace the Zen staff and cassock this time.
After all, this thing is a magic weapon, especially the cassock. A strand of it can make people transcend the world, eliminate disasters and diseases, and automatically purify the ghosts and ghosts within a hundred miles.
Although the Journey to the West is a great catastrophe, most of the demons and monsters that appear have backstage, but Tang Seng has purified countless wronged souls along the way with just the cassock, and all these merits are counted on him, so when the final reward was given, Sanzang had the most merits.
Lu Bu asked:
"Should we prepare some vegetarian food for Tang Seng?"
"Then let's do it. He eats vegetarian food, and we eat meat. We won't interfere with each other."
Lu Bu asked with a wild imagination:
"If I cut Tang Seng's nails and take them to the world in the book for people to eat, can we also achieve immortality?"
This question made Li Yu unsure of how to answer:
"When you have a chance to meet Tathagata in the future, you can ask him, but Tathagata will most likely give you a peach directly or ask Zhen Yuanzi for a ginseng fruit... Eating fingernails is so ugly, isn't it?"
After eating and drinking, Lu Bu took some more things away, then said goodbye to the people in Huguan County and rode to Lu County.
When the road conditions were good, he also sent the Red Hare over and drove Wu Song's all-terrain vehicle to make the Red Hare get enough rest, and he himself was more comfortable.
In Hedong County, Sun Facai hung the sachet on his body and resumed his previous arrogance and boastfulness.
They rested for a night in Puyang County, and then traveled a long distance, and finally arrived at the edge of the salt pond.
This is the Dead Sea of China, and it is also a treasure land. For thousands of years, the salt pond has produced countless salt and fed generations of Chinese people.
Sun Facai, wearing sunglasses and holding a cigarette, said with his hands on his waist:
"This way of drying salt is too backward. It has to be divided into salt fields, one grid at a time. When it is about to crystallize, it has to be crushed by driving a car to make the crystal more uniform..."
Before coming, he watched a lot of promotional videos about drying salt and was very familiar with the entire process of drying salt.
After using drones to scout the salt fields, Sun Facai selected the location of the salt-making workshop. He used a tamping machine to pound it twice, and then asked Liu Xie to transport several trucks of concrete to start paving the ground.
After hardening the land, the factory building will be built, and finally the equipment will be installed, and the entire workshop can produce salt.
As for the edge of the salt pond, a railway for transporting salt must be built. The salt grains in the salt fields are poured into the train bucket with a conveyor belt, and then sent to the factory by train.
First, pile up the salt, then wash the salt, remove impurities, and finally re-crystallize it into the best tribute salt like snow.
Well, the ancient snow-white fine salt was not worthy of the people to eat, and it had to be sent to the capital as a tribute.
However, after the official salt of the Han Dynasty in Hedong is on the market, the people can all afford the tribute salt that only the royal family can enjoy. This is the benefit of industrialized production.
Of course, it is definitely impossible to do this at this stage. The salt factory has to take it step by step, and the power supply problem must be fully considered.
Hydropower, wind power, photovoltaic power, and emergency oil and electricity must all be arranged.
As for thermal power, although the current technology has not been up to standard and the equipment is not easy to buy in the real world, when it develops in the future, thermal power plants must be built.
With thermal power, not only industrial production is guaranteed, but the people's residential electricity can also be expected...
In Shangdang County, on the front line of Lu County, Huang Zhong, Dong Zhao, Zhou Yu, Sui Gu and others are leading their troops to attack Fukou Pass between Lu County and She County.
Unexpectedly, the imperial army suddenly appeared, and Yuan Shao hurriedly sent Gao Lan to meet the enemy.
When Lu Bu arrived, Huang Zhong was fighting against Gao Lan. Unfortunately, Gao Lan was more cautious and missed the old man Huang's knife trick. In addition, Lu Bu's appearance caused a commotion on both sides. Gao Lan had no choice but to withdraw his troops and retreat to Fukou Pass.
"We haven't captured Fukou Pass yet. Please punish Wen Hou!"
Huang Zhong dismounted and asked for forgiveness. Lu Bu said with a smile:
"War is not something that happens overnight, so what's the crime? This Gao Lan, on the other hand, died under Zilong's gun in the original work. How about... this time... Zilong has to suffer again?"
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