Chapter 538 Buying a Gift for My Sister-in-Law Who Is Hundreds of Millions of Years Old! [Ask for Monthly Tickets]

With doubts, Qiong Xiao left Nuwa Temple and returned to the courtyard where San Xiao lived.

Seeing Empress Shiji sitting in the yard eating rice cakes, she hurried over and whispered:

"Junior sister Shi Ji, I have important news to tell you. You must keep it secret and don't spread it."

"Okay, tell me, Senior Sister Qiongxiao!"

Ten minutes later, Li Yu looked at Zi Shou in surprise and asked:

"You mean, Lu Yue built a bunch of atomic bombs?"

"Yes, Empress Qiongxiao secretly told everyone. Now half of Chaoge City is spreading the news. Uncle Bigan Wang even asked me specifically if he could stand closer to the front when the fireworks are set off..."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

You are also asked to stand in the front row. Is this because the vaporization is not complete?

In order to find out the truth of the matter, Li Yu drove to the scenic spot and found his old mother:

"Mom, did Lu Yue make an atomic bomb?"

"It's just simulating atomic fission with divine power. There is still a long way to go before it can be used in practice... But even if it is created, it will be of no use. To Da Luo, the explosion effect of the atomic bomb is just a beautiful little waste. Maybe the hydrogen bomb is still useful." It’s somewhat useful.”

Beautiful little waste generally refers to items that are of no use, such as various strange-shaped mugs, folding mobile phones with low configurations, and some Internet celebrity small household appliances.

I never expected that the atomic bomb, which changed the course of weapons in the real world, would be equivalent to eating small household appliances in the eyes of an old mother... Li Yu sat down on the steps and asked curiously:

"Why is this happening in Chaoge?"

"Qiong Xiao told people everywhere. I didn't think it was a bad thing, so I didn't stop him."

After the empress finished speaking, she also showed the scene of Qiong Xiao secretly sharing this secret in Li Yu's mind.

This girl was holding a piece of rice krispies and didn't bother to eat them at all. Instead, she got in front of Daluo Jinxian in the city and talked mysteriously about building an atomic bomb. After speaking, she repeatedly emphasized that it should be kept secret.

However, the more this happens, the faster everyone spreads.

Li Yu was speechless and laughed:

"What a group of big people who are as tight-lipped as a jar... Qiong Xiao will not be able to touch any confidential matters from now on, otherwise her mouth will probably spread the word to the Asura world."

After feeling sorry for his sister-in-law, Li Yu asked:

"Mom, are you planning to fish out Zhunti by indulging Qiong Xiao so much?"

"Yes, a weapon that I have never heard of and does not exist in the world, but it sounds very powerful. Zhunti will definitely be very curious."

Well, I thought Qiong Xiao's big mouth would do bad things, but I didn't expect that she was helping to make a nest.

However, there is a high probability that the saint is not that easy to catch, especially if there is no real object. The opponent is likely to stand still based on a few rumors.

How about going back and downloading a few movies for Zishou to play in Chaoge City?

Forget it, this kind of movie is a bit fake, and it will only show your timidity when it is actually played. Let Zhunti go crazy and think about it. After Qiong Xiao adds fuel to the fire and promotes it a few more times, maybe Zhunti will be afraid of it first.

Li Yu put away his thoughts and became curious about the effect of divine power in simulating atomic fission:

"How is it more powerful than the atomic bomb?"

"That is Daluo-level divine power. It explodes according to the method of atomic fission. It must be many times stronger than an atomic bomb... That brat Lu Yue actually wanted to try it in Chaoge City, but I imprisoned him in the Shanhe Sheji Tu to reflect on it. , Don’t think about it until 180 years.”

Many times more powerful than an atomic bomb... If this were to explode, Chaoge City would most likely be without it.

Should it be said or not, this guy was talking about destroying a city in front of the Human Mother, so it’s no wonder he was imprisoned... I hope he is in good spirits when he comes out and will not be affected.

The Mountains and Rivers Sheji Map is a world of its own, and the time inside is not synchronized with the outside world. Although it only takes a few minutes outside, tens of thousands of years may have passed inside.

Fortunately, as Lu Yue, as a Daluo, he could not starve to death. He could stay inside and do research. Even if there was a big explosion, it would not affect the outside world.

The empress had nothing to do, so she asked Li Yu to look at the picture of Qiong Xiao praying.

When he heard the request to buy a hydrogen bomb, Li Yu suddenly couldn't laugh or cry:

"Computer graphics cards, processors, etc. are all fine, but hydrogen bombs, you really can't buy them... let alone buying them, I haven't seen what they look like until now."

Although there are pictures of test explosions on the Internet, they are now used in combination with ballistic missiles. The miniaturization of nuclear bombs has been emphasized for many years. The first generation of external nuclear warheads are likely to have evolved to the size of a thermos bottle.

The empress said:

"If you can't buy a hydrogen bomb, buy something else. Girl Qiongxiao finally asked for a gift. Buy it if you need to. Don't forget to give Bixiao one as well. They are both sisters. Don't favor one over the other."

"Okay, I'll buy them two pink electric cars later."

You can’t buy nuclear weapons, but you can still buy small cars, whether it’s Hongguang Mini’s Macaron series or other brands of domestically produced cars.

Two little girls who are hundreds of millions of years old match the cute little car very well.

After chatting for a while, Li Yugang was about to leave. He thought that Lu Yue's research direction was a little off, and asked curiously:

"Why did he suddenly think of researching nuclear bombs?"

"Didn't I read the "Oppenheimer" you downloaded? I also read some equations of atomic fission, and then I got excited. I tried wildly in the quiet room of the Wa Palace, and finally simulated it with my divine power."

Li Yu’s concept of the magical atomic bomb is somewhat vague:

"Mom, if Lu Yue creates it, can it cause harm to the saint?"

"If you make it bigger and add a sneak attack, you can hurt the saint, but if the opponent takes out the defensive magic weapon in advance, there is a high probability that it will be in vain... The saint is the power of Tao, and ordinary physical damage can't be done at all. "

It seems that in the end Brother Dao will have to take action.

After leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu drove to the city and bought a car in two colors: girly pink and pea green.

When the boss heard that he was going to give it to a girl, he specially added bows and other decorations on the roof of the car, and also tied oversized fireworks on the hood, giving it a full sense of ceremony.

After transporting the two bikes to the bicycle graveyard, Zishou looked at the pitifully small cockpit, unable to get in and drive.

Of course, he didn't dare to get in. After all, this was a gift from his husband to his sister-in-law, so he couldn't open it randomly.

He drove his electric fifth wheel, and he and Yuwen Chengdu carried the car onto the electric fifth wheel, and then pulled it back to the world of gods.

When the electric five-wheeler drove to the gate of Sanxiao's campus, he happened to meet Qiongxiao who had just shared his secret:

"Hey, Your Majesty Zishou, what's in your car?"

"This is a gift from your husband to you and Empress Bixiao. He said that you couldn't buy what you wanted, so he gave each of you a car as an apology. I hope I won't blame you."

Qiong Xiao: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brother-in-law, aren't you too great?

I just said casually, it’s okay even if I can’t buy it, and I bought such a cute little car to apologize... No wonder he won my sister’s heart, my brother-in-law is so considerate and gentle!

She thanked Zishou, used magic power to unload the two cars, and flew into the sky excitedly.

Just as he was about to take a lap, he suddenly bumped into a piece of pork belly as big as half a room and almost fell out of the air.

In the yard, Yun Xiao looked at her sister helplessly and asked:

"This is dinner for you sir, don't be naughty."

Qiong Xiao quickly flew down, straightened her clothes, and whispered:

"Sister, can I tell you something happy?"

"Is it the case that Junior Brother Lu Yue built the atomic bomb? It seems that everyone in the city knows about it."

"No, no, it's this one!"

Qiong Xiao waved, and two small cars packed like gifts flew into the yard. Qiong Xiao also specially added two little wings on the car doors, which made them even more cute:

"Haha, isn't it beautiful? My brother-in-law gave it to me. I like it so much!"

Just as he was talking, Bixiao flew out of the room with gaming headphones on his head:

"Wow, such a childish little car, as cute as the second sister."

Qiong Xiao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Believe it or not, I will give you a sniper right now and blow up your favorite headphones?

Yunxiao did not expect that Li Yu would suddenly send a gift, but compared to the two cars, she cared more about the title of brother-in-law:

"Second sister, please don't talk nonsense. A catastrophe is imminent, and you and I are both the ones who will be affected. Don't get involved with your husband, otherwise he will be implicated."

Anyone with connections will be dragged down by the disaster, so avoid suspicion now.

Hey, the eldest sister is indeed moved... Bixiao looked at Yunxiao belatedly, thinking in the past, shouldn't the second sister be punished by pinching her ears and kneeling down?

The majestic eldest sister in the past suddenly turned into a shy little daughter-in-law. If a disaster is really going to happen, I will risk my life to protect my eldest sister and not let her miss the marriage!

Qiong Xiao followed Conan's example, pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose and said:

"Okay, sister, we all know what your ring means... You can continue cooking and walk to Bixiao. Let's go for a drive."

"Okay, okay, wait until I put the headphones back."

The two of them cleaned up and looked around the car twice more. The more they looked at it, the more they liked it.

When unwrapping the fireworks, Qiong Xiao also deliberately took several selfies. Bi Xiao secretly complained that mentally retarded children have more fun. However, after she finished complaining, she also stretched out her scissor hands and took two selfies with a pout.

Seeing the two sisters happy, Yunxiao felt very grateful. In the past, she never knew what gifts to buy for her sisters, but now, the two girls have games to play, movies to watch, anime to chase, and cars to drive, which is obviously better than I was much happier on Sanxian Island.

She was worried about her two younger sisters running around, so she ordered:

"If you two are not busy, go pick up Fairy Hanzhixian and Caiyun and have a meal together."

In addition to Empress Sanxiao, there are two residents on Sanxian Island, Hanzhixian and Caiyun Fairy. Now that Qiongxiao and Bixiao have received gifts, they naturally want to share them with their own people.

"Okay, sister, I'll take Hanhan over right now... pay attention to the heat when cooking for your brother-in-law. Don't make mistakes."

These words made Yun Xiao blush, and she wanted to refute something, but in the end she didn't say anything.

Forget it, just shout.

After the two younger sisters left, she somehow pulled out the ring and quietly put it on the ring finger of her left hand.

In the evening, Li Yu was counting the accessories in the warehouse at the bicycle cemetery when Zi Meng drove over in an electric fifth wheel.

There is a large pot of steamed rice on the car, and there are layers of braised pork with pickles and vegetables in an oversized basket. Next to it are two oversized earthen pots, inside which are still boiling braised crispy pork and braised chicken. There was a smaller pot at the back of the car, which contained freshly cooked hairtail fish.

The four-course meal, served with rice, makes people feel confused.

He was just about to wash his hands and start eating when Zishou went to Fengshen World to bring him a pot of green vegetables:

"The empress said that you can't just eat meat, but you have to eat some vegetables to supplement your vitamins. She also told your husband to pay attention to your health and not to work too hard."

"OK!"

Li Yu took a disposable lunch box and filled himself half a bowl of rice and some vegetables. He tasted everything. After all, it was made by Yunxiao. He would say a few words of thanks after finishing the meal. He couldn't let others Bai helps.

After serving the dishes, he took them to one side and tasted the crispy meat first. The batter was spread evenly, evenly thick, and the simmering heat was sufficient. The batter on the outside absorbed the soup, and the meat slices inside were tender and juicy. ,very delicious.

Not to mention the braised pork with pickled vegetables, the fat meat melts in your mouth, fragrant but not greasy, with the unique fragrance of pickled pickled vegetables. It is really delicious to take a bite of meat and then a bite of rice.

The soldiers lined up to eat rice. It was the first time for many of them to eat rice and it felt very novel.

Especially when you pour a spoonful of the soup with plums, vegetables and pork on the rice, mix it with a spoon and then take such a big mouthful, the taste is really incredible.

Yuwen Chengdu took a mouthful of rice and said with emotion:

"I'm really curious about the way gods cook. It's so delicious. It's really surprising."

Zi Shou said:

"When you go to the world in the book, you might be able to see the gods. Now Zhang Tianshi has been wandering around in several worlds, and now he has gone to the Westward Journey world. I wonder if the salt there will be able to give us the world of gods after it is produced. Share some.”

There is no salt pond in Chaoge, so the people eat a variety of mixed sauces, which are salty and bitter, and bitter and sour, which is not a good taste anyway.

Only after Zishou brought salt from the real world did all officials in the imperial court realize that pure table salt was so delicious.

Yuwen Chengdu asked:

"The gods are so powerful, can't they bring a salt pond here?"

"We don't have Tibet over there, nor do we have a series of plateau salt lakes, and the seaside is not safe. The East China Sea monsters often wreak havoc and need to be conquered regularly."

The salt now eaten in the city was brought to Chaoge City by Wen Zhongfei who went to the salt pond, used magic to collect the salt blocks condensed on the shore, and brought it to Chaoge City.

"Then from now on, will we just let the gods carry it?"

Zi Shou shook his head:

"When the weather warms up, Immortal Zhao Gongming plans to go to the beach to open a place to dry salt. If there is a giant monster sneak attack, he will not mind killing all the giant monsters in the sea."

As long as you can dry the salt, you don't have to worry about running out of salt.

While they were chatting, Lu Bu brought a stainless steel basin to have dinner. As soon as he saw the rice, he quickly filled a small basin for himself:

"It feels more delicious than the ones made in big hotels. Lady Yunxiao's craftsmanship is truly unparalleled!"

After serving the rice, he served himself about thirty slices of braised pork with pickled vegetables, a large spoonful of dried pickled vegetables, and a large spoonful of braised crispy pork.

I don't have much appetite today, so I'll eat two small bowls of it lightly, and then decide whether to return the bowl depending on the situation.

While everyone was enjoying the food, people were also eating in the Sanxiao courtyard of Fengshen World.

Zhao Gongming held a stainless steel porcelain basin of the same style as Lu Bu's and felt that today's dish was particularly delicious and a great meal.

Fairy Han Zhixian and Fairy Caiyun who came over to enjoy the meal also kept blowing rainbow farts, indicating that Empress Yunxiao's cooking skills could only be matched by Her Majesty the Holy Son.

While the two were boasting, they couldn't help but stare at the two cars in the courtyard.

It’s cute, it’s so cute, it’s quite comfortable to sit in, and it drives very smoothly. For beautiful girls under a billion years old, this kind of car is simply too tempting to resist!

Qiong Xiao touched Zhao Gongming with her elbow and asked in a low voice:

"Brother, if my eldest sister wants to get married, do you agree?"

Zhao Gongming did not react for a while:

"You want to marry my sister? You have to get through me first!"

The idiot pointed to the large water tank used for pickling vegetables in the yard and said:

"If nothing else, you must first eat a jar of pickles before you are qualified to marry my sister Zhao Gongming. As for the betrothal gift... what are the rules for the betrothal gift? I have eaten at so many banquets in the city and I didn't remember it. live."

Nonsense, you kept eating during the banquet and didn't listen to the host at all... Qiong Xiao felt that her eldest brother was useless, and the family would eventually have to rely on her, a super beautiful girl.

Yun Xiao was afraid that this girl would say something outrageous again, so she immediately said:

"His Majesty Zishou's clan sister, Mrs. Yin, is about to give birth. If you two are not busy, go and accompany her and recite some heart-purifying mantras and the like... The spirit bead has been with the empress for many years. Now that she has come to this world, we have to express her gratitude. "

Bixiao nodded and said:

"Okay, sister, we will go after dinner later."

Qiong Xiao took a mouthful of rice and was still worried about the choice of Master Nezha:

"I don't know if little Nezha will be very naughty. Senior Brother Duobao has never brought up a disciple. Can he teach him well? I always think it is more appropriate for me to take care of him. Little Nezha will definitely have a perfect childhood."

Yes, yes, his childhood was perfect, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea would most likely be unlucky again... The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit who came over to have a meal complained, thinking that it was a good thing she didn't agree to Qiong Xiao, otherwise this crazy woman would most likely bring out a lawless person. little bastard.

On the other side, Journey to the West.

After Wukong finished transporting all the equipment, he left the salt pond and continued to learn scriptures from Tang Monk.

But Erlang Shen and his six brothers got busy and called out all the river gods and dragon kings in the surrounding rivers for questioning. Once the water gods who harmed the people were caught, they would be punished according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin led hundreds of civil and military officials to inspect the salt pond, preparing to take back the entire salt pond land to the court and seize the salt and iron management. No one was allowed to sell private salt.

The salt factory is still under construction, and he plans to wait until the factory is completed and the salt pond water temple is repaired before returning.

At that time, a daughter who died in early years will be canonized as the water god, so that the queen can also take this opportunity to see her daughter to relieve her longing.

As for the nearby Zhongtiao Mountain, Lao Li has canonized the soldiers who died in the early years as mountain gods to protect the safety of the salt pond and the surrounding people.

In order to prevent the demons from being intimidated, Li Shimin also canonized some soldiers who died in the battle as the assistants of the mountain god according to Wei Zheng's suggestion.

Taibai Jinxing looked at this scene and couldn't help but sigh:

"The Heavenly Court suppressed the Underworld for so many years, and finally let the Underworld turn over... Canonizing the heroic spirits who died in the battle as Yin Gods is a wonderful move. His Highness the Holy Son's methods are really unpredictable!"

The old mother of the Wa Palace couldn't help but say to herself when she heard this:

"That kid's brain hole is really a headache... Fortunately, he is my precious son, and it's time for others to have a headache about his methods!"