Chapter 553 Buddha Clothes Meeting? It's Obviously a Special Job Fair for Erlang Temple! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Xiao Tian, ​​there is a big fish on the left, catch it quickly!"

Roaring Sky Dog is a man of action. Since he can gain merit by catching some fish and giving them to poor people, what are he waiting for? He just jumps into the river and starts fishing.

Di Ting was suspended three feet above the water to help direct.

Soon, big fish weighing more than ten kilograms were caught from the water and thrown into a puddle dug by the river by Xiaotian with his magical power. After enough fish were collected, they were distributed to the people.

In less than half an hour, Xiaotian had caught dozens of fish, filling the small puddles with fish.

Di Ting knows how to encourage education and quickly sent a rainbow fart:

"Xiaotian, you are so powerful. It's a pity that Master Xuanzang is not here. Otherwise, we could have him send some to the real world. His Royal Highness the Son of God will definitely like these fish catches."

The roaring dog jumped out of the water, with arrogance in its eyes:

"It's just a few small fish, not worth mentioning. If you think it's not enough, I can catch some more in a moment..."

Diting immediately switched to Lu Yu’s interview mode:

"Really? I don't believe it!"

With one word, Xiaotian, who had originally planned to stop, jumped into the river again, caught some more fish, and then the two mounts started to deliver the fish.

However, fish cannot be given away randomly.

For example, if a bad guy was about to starve to death, but after eating the fish sent by Xiao Tian, ​​he became alive and kicking again, and then started causing trouble again. All the killings he caused would be blamed on Xiao Tian.

Therefore, you must listen carefully and not let a good thing that earns merit turn into a major event with cause and effect.

Arriving at the door of a house, Di Ting listened for a while and then said to Xiao Tian:

"This family can't do it. They have dozens of gold ingots buried in the ground, and they still go around asking for help. The food they ask for is converted into gold, and when it is accumulated, it is made into gold ingots and buried again in the ground..."

Xiao Tian was a little confused when he heard:

"What are you planning?"

"You miser, in the end this family will starve to death holding on to their gold. Let's stop giving relief and replace them with the next family... Hey, the family in front seems to have a Jinshi. Let's go ahead and give him a fish to encourage him."

Tingting can hear the sounds of all realms, and can also call merit books from the underworld, and can clearly see everyone's past, present and future. If he is responsible for feeding them, there will naturally be no problem.

However, the two little guys thought they were unaware of anything, but in fact they were all under the watchful eye of Erlang Shen.

Lieutenant Kang asked in a low voice:

"Brother, will the River God be dissatisfied if they are like this?"

Erlangshen lowered his head and played Lianliankan on his mobile phone:

"If you are dissatisfied, just change to another river god. What's the problem... Dear brother, I will write you a note. You can take the note to the underworld, check the merit books of various places, write down the names of rivers that are often flooded, and touch After the Qing Dynasty, report them one by one to His Majesty the King of Tang, so that he can start canonizing new water gods. "

Since the common people regard me as the god in charge of the waters of the country, let’s take advantage of this opportunity to do a prerequisite investigation first.

All river gods who endanger the lives of the people must be arrested and put on trial. They should be beheaded or exiled. No matter who is the nephew of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, they will never be tolerated!

Although China has believed in dragons since ancient times, among the people, the Dragon King is not a good god, but a god of disaster.

The so-called disaster gods are gods closely related to people's livelihood. They usually need people to offer sacrifices to pray for peace. If they are unhappy, they will cause floods or droughts.

In the inland areas, it is okay. They usually worship the Dragon King when praying for rain. However, in coastal areas, people and money must be wasted every year to hold grand ceremonies to pray that the wind and waves in the sea will not be too big.

Sometimes regular prayers don't work, so you have to offer boys and girls for the Dragon King to enjoy.

If it doesn't work after offering the boys and girls, the people will no longer give anything, but change it to another form - whipping the Dragon King and lashing the Dragon King's statue with a whip, which is another form of toasting without eating or drinking as a penalty. .

Nezha skinned and cramped the Dragon King's crown prince and went too far, but the people didn't think bad of him. The reason was that everyone thought it was a good thing to beat the Dragon King.

Therefore, Wukong often goes to the Dragon Palace to fight against the autumn wind. "Journey to the East" even regards the Dragon King as the villain BOSS. In the eyes of the common people, this is what it should be.

In the original work of "The Romance of the Gods", Nezha wanted to die, but as soon as Mrs. Yin built a temple for him, the people rushed to worship him. Nezha also appeared many times to help everyone. When Li Jing found out, the incense was already very strong.

From the perspective of the common people, going to Nezha Temple to burn incense and Nezha appearing as a spirit to help is the most typical benevolent god.

The God of Goodness usually does not need to burn incense. If something happens, he can just bring offerings to ask for it. The God of Disaster needs to be worshiped regularly, and the amount of incense must be increased from time to time, so as not to cause trouble to the people.

To introduce it in a modern context, disaster gods such as the Dragon King are low-level officials above the common people. They usually show off their power and power, and the common people need to fawn over them in order to live.

The good gods are patrol cadres who do not directly manage the people, but when they come to them, they will punish those grassroots officials who do not do anything and do good things for the people.

In addition to Nezha, Erlang Shen is also a typical good god.

There is a flood on the mountain. Please pay my respects to Mr. Erlang. It has not rained for a long time. Please pay respects to Mr. Erlang. There is a man-eating demon nearby. Please pay homage to Mr. Erlang. My wife has never been pregnant... Uh, this is not the case. It's under Erlang's control, and there's no point in worshiping him.

Lieutenant Kang took the note from Erlang Shen and prepared to go on a business trip to the underworld.

After Erlang Shen finished playing a game, he put away his mobile phone silently, planning to fly to the Guanyin Temple to meet the black bear spirit first, and then go to Yunzhan Cave together to kill the pig monster and complete the task assigned by His Highness the Son of God.

Before leaving, he said to Lieutenant Kang:

"After you get those merit documents, remember to go to Chang'an to find Wei Zheng, and then go to see His Majesty."

"Okay, big brother, how long will you go this time?"

"I'll be back in seven days at most."

Erlang Shen flew out of Erlang Temple and found Diting and Xiaotian who were secretly feeding big fish to the people:

"As long as the person's character is not too bad, he should be given what he deserves. As the saying goes, if the poor come from treachery, the rich will have a conscience, and life will be better. Some people with bad character may learn to do well."

Di Ting quickly saluted, looking like he had been taught:

"Thank you, Zhenjun, for your advice!"

"You can hear the voices of all things, so I won't do whatever you want. Xiaotian, you should learn more from Di Ting and see how sensible he is."

Xiao Tian: "..."

So Di Ting is someone else's child... someone else's mount, right?

Erlang Shen flew away quickly and went straight to Guanyin Temple, but when he arrived, he discovered that Wukong was not there, Xuanzang was not there, and there were only a group of monks sleeping soundly in the night.

He came to the backyard, found Xiao Bailong and asked:

"What's going on? Where are the people?"

"Master went to the real world, and the Great Sage and his second senior brother went to Batu Caves to spend the night."

Good guy, there's only one honest guy left on duty, right?

Erlang Shen had read the original work and found the description of the Batu Caves quite interesting, so he planned to take this opportunity to visit and get to know the newly acquired black bear spirits.

He ducked outside the Batu Cave. The little demon on duty at the door was startled and hurriedly ran into the cave, shouting:

"Your Majesty, something bad has happened. The troops from heaven are coming!"

When the black bear spirit who was playing with his mobile phone heard this, he asked Wukong who was watching videos aside:

"Senior brother, what are the people from heaven doing here? Do they have to destroy me?"

Wukong released his spiritual thoughts and said with a smile:

"Erlang is here, hurry up and line up to welcome him... Come here at this time, it seems that your cave is very attractive."

The two came to the door and saw a man who was as handsome as a god.

Erlang Shen visited the inside and outside and felt that Batu Caves are indeed very spiritual. No wonder the Avalokitesvara in the original book also praised it non-stop.

The three of them didn't sleep anymore and kept chatting until dawn.

When several little demons were preparing breakfast, Ling Xuzi walked in with a tray and walked squarely:

"Xiaodao refined two life-extending elixirs yesterday to congratulate the king... Did I take too many fake elixirs? Why did I see the noble Erlang Xiansheng True Monarch here?"

The black bear spirit said quickly:

"Brother, I have come at the right time. Let me introduce you. This is my senior brother, Monkey King. He caused great turmoil in the Heavenly Palace and stirred up chaos in the three realms... This is Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun who is stationed at Guanjiangkou. Yesterday, the two Your distinguished guest is staying in my cave for a night, so come and pay homage!"

Ling Xuzi was so excited that he almost fell to the ground. He had seen Sun Wukong yesterday and almost got hit with a stick.

But I never expected that this was the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the unyielding thorn who fought against the sky with his life... Fortunately, he left on the spot yesterday without saying any harsh words, otherwise I would have been beaten with a stick. died.

He hurriedly bowed to see you.

The black bear spirit explained the next arrangements again. When he heard that he had the opportunity to go to the Bajing Palace, Ling Xuzi was so happy that he didn't know what to say.

"Brother, are there anything you should pay attention to when going to Bajing Palace to meet Master Xuandu?"

The black bear spirit didn't know this, so he quickly asked Wukong and Erlang Shen for advice.

Erlang Shen said:

"Master Xuandu is a young man, so he doesn't care about anything. But Laojun is here, so remember to be polite. It's best to take some of the elixirs that you refined. Just say you are filial to Laojun, and then you can get some advice."

Giving the elixir to Lao Jun is more excessive than carrying a big sword to show off your sword skills in front of Lao Guan, but if you want to show your filial piety, Lao Jun should be very happy, plus there is a note from Ji Zang, so he will definitely give you some advice.

Hearing that Lao Jun was also in the Bajing Palace, Ling Xuzi and Black Bear Jing were confused:

"Isn't Laojun in Tushita Palace in Heaven?"

Wukong laughed:

"Since the two sides broke up, Laojun took Guy Shi and left Tushita Palace. Bagua Lu, Lao Niu, and Tongzi were all brought to Bajing Palace. There is a high probability that they will not go back in the future."

The Bajing Palace is Lao Tzu's dojo, and Lao Jun is Lao Tzu's good corpse. It is reasonable for him to go to the Bajing Palace, and no one can say anything.

While they were chatting, Bai Xiucai came.

When they saw Wukong and Erlang Shen, they were so frightened that they would have crawled all over the floor if it hadn't been for the Confucian's awe-inspiring righteousness.

Thinking of Li Shimin's instructions, Wukong asked:

"Bai Xiucai, how long have you been studying?"

"Thank you, Great Sage. It has been more than a hundred years. I have read all the Four Books and Five Classics, and I have also secretly consulted many local archives."

Wukong then asked:

"What would you do if you were asked to be the governor here?"

He asked several questions, and Bai Xiucai answered them fluently. Then Wukong explained Li Shimin's arrangement:

"I will help you get the imperial decree back in these two days, but we don't care how you take office and how you manage it. Anyway, as long as you can hold on until the army arrives, we can transfer you to be an official in the capital."

Few people who read the books of Confucian sages do not want to serve as officials. When Bai Xiucai heard this, he immediately knelt down and saluted Wukong, thanking him for pointing out a clear path for him.

Wukong smiled and waved his hand:

"We don't get involved in human affairs. How far you can go depends on your ability."

"Don't worry, Great Sage. I will definitely bring the people to join the Tang Dynasty and live a good life!"

Not long after, the friends of the Black Bear Demon came in twos and threes. Although they were all demons, they were well-spoken, well-educated and tasted.

Wukong took the opportunity to ask Erlang Shen to recruit a few to join the Grass Head Army. Erlang observed and agreed.

Soon, the Buddhist Clothing Meeting became a special recruitment fair for Erlang Temple. In order to win the favor of Erlang Shen, these demons did their best to show their unique skills.

Wukong asked Bai Xiucai again and learned that there were several wandering monks in the city who were proficient in Buddhism. He rushed over with a somersault cloud and took those monks to the newly established Dizang Zen Temple.

When Xuanzang came from the real world, several monks had already taken office, and the previous monks in the temple were all driven away by Wukong after their certificates of ordination were destroyed.

After Erlang Shen sent the newly recruited Grass Head God to Erlang Temple, Ling Xuzi took the black tassel spear to Bajing Palace. The master and his apprentices sorted out their luggage and started on their way.

Wukong finally didn't have to carry luggage anymore, and he was relieved.

Erlang Shen put away his three-pointed double-edged sword, with his hands behind his back, like a cadre who came to inspect.

Xuanzang sat upright on his horse, recalling what he saw and heard in the scenic area, and had a deeper understanding of the real world.

When the master and his apprentices continued to seek the true scriptures in the west, dinner officially began in the B&B restaurant in the real world.

Spicy crayfish, spicy bamboo shrimp, garlic black tiger shrimp, spicy fried clams, steamed blood clams, garlic oysters... These delicacies, plus iced fresh beer, are simply a high-end gout set meal.

Zhao Yun put on disposable gloves and carefully peeled the shrimps. However, as soon as he peeled the shrimps, Zhao Xue snatched them away:

"Thank you, second brother. How did you know I like to eat shrimps?"

"I also know that you like to eat spareribs. Don't just eat the shrimps. Eat some of the side dishes. The combination of meat and vegetables is more nutritious."

When Zhao Xue heard this, she pinched a fried sweet potato fry covered with red oil and stuffed it into her mouth:

"Okay, today's vegetarian dish is ready!"

Zhao Yun: "..."

I just saw the question "What is it like to have a spoiled girl" on my phone this afternoon. Now it's good, I can go and answer it.

While eating, Yue Fei came. Seeing everyone eating shrimps, he quickly washed his hands and joined in.

While eating, he talked about the arrangements in Zhending Prefecture.

After the New Year's Day, the "PPT scam venture capital" fraud group headed by Chai Jin also officially set off to the capital of the Liao Dynasty. Through a series of operations, the Liao Dynasty provided money and materials to help them take Baozhou.

There were more people going this time, including the violent abbot of Jimin Temple, Master Lu Zhishen, the handsome Taoist priest Xie Yingdeng who was good at telekinesis, and the devil Fan Rui, who followed.

Fan Rui followed to prevent the talks from collapsing, so that he could use the magician to cause trouble in the city, or directly kidnap the leader of the Liao Dynasty and plunge the Liao Dynasty into civil strife.

As for other generals, they were basically arranged.

Yue Fei has no combat missions now, and is only responsible for the hydropower station on the Hutuo River.

While it is not yet spring plowing, cut the Hutuo River in half, open a flood discharge channel from the side, build a hydropower station first, and then block the waterway after it is built.

When this hydropower station is built, this section of the Hutuo River will become a large lake, and a dock can be built to trade minerals, wood and other materials from the mountains to the outside.

Li Yu said:

"I will buy the necessary equipment little by little, and the concrete will be produced from the mixing station. Anyway, there are no projects recently, so I am quite idle."

Li Yu has invested in a factory to produce cement piles and prefabricated panels at the mixing station, but this also takes time. Just buying equipment and handling procedures will take some time.

After this is on the right track, the construction of the world in the book will be easier.

When the Three Kingdoms world and Zhending Prefecture have their own cement factories, construction will be more convenient.

Yue Fei looked around and did not see Lu Bu:

"Where is Wen Hou, didn't he come to eat?"

"He was here at noon, and took away a pot of mutton with skin... What's wrong, Xiao Feifei, do you have something to do with my junior brother?"

"Report to the third master's wife, I want to ask him if asphalt is good. If it is, we in Zhending Prefecture want some asphalt to build roads to increase the confidence of the people."

The highest level of road in ancient times was at most the official road made of cement, but now the official road is in disrepair, and many places are muddy, making it extremely difficult to walk.

If a section of asphalt road can be built, the black road surface will definitely make the people run around and tell each other, and be overjoyed.

Regarding asphalt, Lu Bu has really thought about it. This guy installed a mixer that can be heated, and got a set of stone crushers at the oil base, and then poured the sieved stones into the heated asphalt to mix, which can indeed be used to build roads.

But unfortunately, the heated mixer mixes too little stones each time, and large equipment needs to be updated. In addition, there are no levelers, rollers, multi-wheel machines, and even roadbed slotting machines for preliminary preparations for road construction. These equipment need to be fully equipped to form a professional road construction team.

Now the equipment is incomplete, and we can only build some internal roads in the oil base.

Hearing this, Yue Fei sighed with some regret. It seems that the asphalt road cannot be built for the time being.

Li Yu said:

"Let me ask about asphalt in the real world first. If it is possible, I will buy some first, and then get some similar equipment, so that you can build a model road first."

Asphalt is a waste material in the chemical industry. Theoretically, it is not difficult to buy it, but you have to consider factors such as transportation before deciding whether to buy it.

While eating, Yue Fei talked about Zhang Fei again. This guy returned to Weizhou and was still immersed in the joy of his new marriage. He couldn't sit still and led his troops to the grassland to rob a batch of military horses to cheer him up.

He planned to train some more cavalry, and then send troops from Weizhou to the southwest to prepare to recover Datong Daizhou and other places.

If Liu Bei attacks Taiyuan, Zhang Fei may be able to attack from the north.

Hearing this, Yuwen Chengdu asked:

"What is the reaction of the Liao Dynasty?"

"It is said that this bandit is rampant and domineering, and it will not last long. One day, it will fall without attack."

Li Shimin commented:

"Not bad, it fits my stereotype of the Song and Liao courts!"

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