Chapter 547 Wukong's Sting Enforcement! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Old land god, is there a Guanyin Zen Temple nearby?"

We are almost at the Black Bear Demon's territory. We have to find out the location in advance to avoid any accidents when we try to subdue this "Second Junior Brother".

The Land God bowed and replied:

"Report to the Great Sage, there is indeed a Guanyin Zen Temple eighty miles west of here. There is a high monk named Elder Jinchi in it. He has lived for hundreds of years in a mortal body. It is said that the Buddha is reluctant to take him back to Lingshan because of his hard work and great contributions."

Wukong: ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Isn't it because the Black Bear Demon taught him the way to prolong his life that he lived for two hundred and seventy years? What does it have to do with the Buddha?

It is Guanyin Bodhisattva who knows that Elder Jinchi has bad behavior but does not care about it and allows him to do whatever he wants. It is obviously suspected of shielding him.

The mountain god added:

"Twenty miles south of Guanyin Temple, there is a Black Wind Mountain. On the mountain, there is a Black Wind Cave, in which lives a powerful monster. Great Sage, please be careful when you pass by there."

Be careful? I am looking for him!

Since the departure from Liangjie Mountain, Wukong has been carrying the luggage. Now there is finally a suitable person to take over. We can't miss it.

After obtaining the information, Wukong took out two lucky cat pendants and rewarded them to the mountain god and the land god:

"This pendant can bless you with good luck. If you pray sincerely every day, you will have unexpected gains... I will tell you the formula now. If you encounter problems that you can't solve in the future, you can pray to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, and someone will show up to keep you safe!"

The mountain god and the land god didn't expect that they could get such a big gain just by coming here to chat. They wanted to kowtow to Wukong on the spot.

After the two grassroots gods left, Xuanzang washed the dishes, put away the gas stove and said:

"Since we are almost at the temple, let's set off now. It won't be too late to rest at Guanyin Temple."

In the original book, the master and apprentice stayed in Guanyin Temple for two or three days. Wukong was looking for the cassock, while Tang Seng sat in the temple, enjoying the service of the disciples in the temple, which was very comfortable.

It should be said that the loss of the cassock was purely caused by Wukong showing off the cassock.

Since entering Guanyin Temple, Xuanzang has always adhered to the principle of low-key, and praised everything in the temple in various ways, like the leader of the Kua Kua group.

After being praised like this, Elder Jin Chi became more excited and kept showing off his collection. He showed off more than 700 cassocks and then asked to see what treasures the great monk of the Tang Dynasty brought.

Xuanzang knew that it was a good idea not to show off one's wealth when traveling abroad, so he quickly said that the Tang Dynasty in the East was a poor place with no treasures to show off, and that he had come here by begging for alms along the way.

As he was talking, Wukong, who had always wanted to suppress Elder Jinchi, finally got the chance and insisted on showing off his cassock, which led to a series of subsequent changes.

Xuanzang installed the cassock stove and asked Wukong:

"When we get to Guanyin Temple, will we still show off our cassocks as in the original book?"

Wukong laughed:

"Elder Jinchi is greedy, and the people around him are even more wicked. This time, I, Sun, will not only show off my cassock, but also show off all the treasures given by His Majesty the Son of Heaven, magnify their greed, and then ask Master Ksitigarbha to come and preside over justice..."

I heard that there is a term called fishing enforcement in the real world, so this time, I, Sun, will also do fishing enforcement and catch all the termites in Buddhism!

Xuanzang pondered for a moment and felt that if nothing unexpected happened, even if Wukong's actions did not cause Guanyin Temple to be demolished, it would have to be renamed and worship other Bodhisattvas.

In the original novel, Elder Jinchi was surrounded by villains. Guangzhi proposed to kill Wukong and Xuanzang, and robbed the horses, luggage and cassocks. Guanghui thought Wukong was difficult to deal with and proposed to burn them to death.

Elder Jinchi thought the plan was good, so he began to assign tasks and asked his monks to carry firewood to the Zen room where Tang Seng and his disciples lived, preparing to burn the two to death.

From their conversation, it can be seen that this group of people did not do evil for the first time. The 700 golden cassocks collected by Elder Jinchi might have come from this.

Unfortunately, all the plans were known to Wukong, and the plan of setting fire was naturally ruined.

But the monkey was also mean and didn't get angry on the spot. Instead, he ran to the sky and borrowed the magic weapon, the fire-proof cover from the King of Broad Eyes. He covered Tang Seng with it. Tang Seng slept until dawn and had no idea that there was a fire burning outside.

"Wukong, if you capture the black bear demon, what name should you give him?"

Xuan Zang climbed onto the white horse and began to discuss the name of the second disciple.

Wukong said with a smile while carrying his load:

"The other name of bear is Shanjun. Black Bear looks like a charcoal seller. Why not call him Black Mountain King? What do you think, Master?"

"Not appropriate. In the Three Kingdoms world, Zhou Gongjin is leading people to wipe out the Black Mountain Army. If he is called this name, it is quite unlucky. Moreover, since the black bear has become a spirit, his surname should be Xiong. Don't change his surname just because he looks black."

Wukong rolled his eyes and had another idea:

"My name is Sun Wukong, so he should also be Wu. Otherwise, he should be called Xiong Wubai? It is in line with the idea that people with dark skin want to become white, which is also in line with common sense."

Xuan Zang felt that the name his eldest disciple was thinking of was not very reliable. After thinking for a while, he said:

"When it gets dark, I will go to the real world and report this matter to His Royal Highness the Son of God. By the way, let him give me a name. This will be more meaningful, and the Black Bear will not have any complaints."

"Okay, it's just right for me to go to the territory of the Tang Dynasty to see the construction of the salt pond."

The master and apprentice walked forward for more than an hour, and when it got completely dark, they found a small wooden house on the roadside where hunters rested. After Xuanzang dismounted, he opened the door and went in to take a look, lit the fire pit, and then walked through the porch. , came to the real world.

When he arrived, Li Yu had just finished his lunch break and was in the kitchen preparing porridge.

Mu Guiying came back from driving practice and planned to go to the river with Diao Chan to catch some small fish and make small fish stewed with tofu in the evening. When she saw Xuanzang, Mu Guiying asked:

"Sanzo, you're late. Come here early and you can still eat the dessert we prepared."

Xuanzang quickly saluted and thanked:

"Thank you, Holy Princess, for remembering me. It's the little monk who has no blessings to bear with me."

After saying hello, he came to the restaurant and found Li Yu:

"Your Highness, Wukong and I are about to arrive at Guanyin Temple. I would also like to ask Your Highness to give the black bear spirit a Dharma name so that he can correct his evil ways and come with me to the West to obtain scriptures."

Grant a Dharma name?

If you come to me about this matter, you are looking for the wrong person. I am just a waste of names... Li Yu said:

"I have to discuss it with my wife. By the way, I plan to build a small temple for you in the scenic area for teleportation. What do you want?"

When Xuanzang heard this he said:

"Everything should be kept simple. Only worship my teacher Tathagata Buddha. The statue should not be too big, the statue should not be made of gold, and the statue should not be made of gold..."

He talked a lot, which made Li Yu feel a little embarrassed:

"If you put it together like this, it should be the shabbiest Buddhist temple in the country. Are you sure you don't want to make it more luxurious?"

"No, only by abandoning gold and silver common things can I achieve Buddhahood and reach the Land of Ultimate Bliss... Refining one's mind in the world of mortals is easily contaminated by the world. If one is actively contaminated, Buddhism will once again become a place of filth and evil."

Since Xuanzang made such a request, Li Yu didn't say anything else. He wrote them down on his mobile phone one by one and would find someone to start building the small temple tomorrow.

The statue of the old mother is next to the waterside pavilion, right next to the water. The small Buddhist temple is located on the opposite ridge. There is a viewing platform there. Usually there are not many tourists, and those who go up just take pictures and leave.

When the small temple was completed, it became an additional tourist attraction. Xuanzang came here to give lectures when he was not busy, to promote correct Buddhist concepts and to reverse the confusing and confusing ideas of modern Buddhism.

Li Yu washed his hands and led Xuanzang to the study, where Zhou Ruotong was sorting out recent expenditure items.

"Daughter-in-law, Xuanzang came to ask about the Dharma name of the black bear spirit. Please think of one."

Zhou Ruotong saved the financial form on the computer, took a look at the screenshots collected on his phone, and then said:

"Black Bear Spirit's surname should be Xiong, Wu's generation. He committed the precept of greed during the disaster in Guanyin Temple, but his heart was not bad. He stole the cassock because he worshiped Buddha. Unfortunately, he couldn't find the direction. He deliberately made friends with Elder Jinchi. , and there is no Buddha nature at all... Or just call Xiong Wuming, understand your mind, reason, and will, find the right direction, and become a true Buddha."

Hearing these words, Xuanzang called him "good":

"Thank you, Holy Princess, for giving me the name. I will definitely shed tears of gratitude when the Black Bear Spirit joins me."

Li Yu also didn’t expect that Professor Zhou would use professional Buddhist terminology:

"Did your wife secretly make up classes?"

"Two days ago, I sent a message to my grandpa and asked him what his name would be if Black Bear Spirit replaced Zhu Bajie and joined the scripture-seeking team. He replied to me like this... This name was not given by my fake Professor Zhou, but by the history expert Lao Zhou. professor."

Good guy, we have another super consultant without saying a word.

Li Yu asked:

"You have a showdown with grandpa?"

"No. I was just replying to netizens' questions, and grandpa replied in a long paragraph... But on the day of the engagement, grandpa also said that he didn't ask too many questions about the things we did. If there were any problems that he couldn't solve, he would Helped solve it.”

It seems that the jade seal has been exposed.

But think about it, the jade seal in the Three Kingdoms world has been used for more than 400 years. Even if it is fake, it is still a cultural relic that is more than 400 years old. The sharp eyes of the Zhou family will definitely notice something is wrong and send it to them before contacting them. It is easy to guess the cultural relics.

If he had known that he would be recognized, he would have asked Xuanzang to bring the jade seal from Journey to the West. It had inscriptions on it and had been worn by kings for thousands of years. It would look more primitive and the Zhou family should be even more shocked.

In addition to the world of Journey to the West, the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties also has a jade seal inherited from the country.

In the original work, after the black bear spirit received Tang Monk's cassock, he wrote a bunch of greetings to hold a Buddhist robe party. After getting all three jade seals, he put all the jade seals from the three worlds in the B&B. We will also hold a jade seal party. .

It's just a good time to test whether three jade seals placed together will trigger the jade seal elimination music.

If you really want to synthesize a super jade seal, let Li Shimin hold it in his hand, point to the sky and ask:

"Jade Emperor, how many divisions do you have?"

Well, this scene is a good one. It would be better to turn around and threaten the Pope in the West... Li Yu shook off the thoughts in his mind and felt that it was only right to think more about improving the lives of the people. As for the war between gods and the like, that's it. Let the old mother think about it.

As mere mortals, we can just do some trivial things.

Xuanzang didn't stay long. As soon as he was about to leave after receiving the Dharma name of Black Bear Spirit, Li Yu led him to the warehouse and gave him twenty boxes of canned fruits.

Canned fruits contain high sugar content and can be used to satisfy hunger when necessary. Moreover, they are pure vegetarian food and can be eaten by both master and apprentice.

Xuanzang thanked him and drove the electric tricycle to take the canned fruit away. Wukong hadn't come back yet, so he took the can down, placed it in the corner, and sent the electric tricycle to the real world.

When he returned to the world of Journey to the West, he saw Wukong sitting cross-legged on the box, holding an open can of yellow peach, grabbing the plastic fork that came with the box, and eating the pulp inside.

"Master, this thing is really delicious, and the jar is like crystal. If I give this to Erlang, he will definitely be so happy."

Just give him the jar after you finish eating it, right...Xuan Zang said:

"This is the canned fruit sent by His Highness the Holy Son. If you like it, I will bring more next time. If you are not busy, go and send two boxes to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun so that he can have a taste."

"Don't worry, I, Lao Sun, will definitely share it with him, and little Nezha will also get two boxes."

After that, Wukong talked about the changes in the salt pond. The wind turbine has started to work, the machine has started to run, and the coarse salt with more impurities has turned into snow-white fine salt.

"Fang Xuanling, who was in charge of this matter, was so happy when he saw the snow-white salt grains that he wiped away tears. He also proposed to name it Holy Salt, but Li Shimin rejected it. He still used the name previously decided by His Highness the Son, Official Salt of the Tang Dynasty. Now One hundred thousand bags have been produced, and His Majesty has brought the first bag over for you to eat on the way.”

After saying this, Wukong took out a bag of 500g official salt from the Tang Dynasty.

Xuanzang received it and looked around, intending to send it to the real world.

The first bag of Han official salt from the Three Kingdoms side was given to His Highness the Holy Son, and the first bag of salt from the Westward Journey side naturally had to be sent to His Highness the Holy Son for collection.

Xuanzang came to the real world, gave the salt to Li Yu, and then returned to the world of Journey to the West. He stayed with Wukong in a hut for a night. The next morning, he asked Wukong to prepare a lot of firewood in the house, and then he left on horseback.

This kind of hut where hunters rest will store some daily necessities, and those who rest can use whatever they need to make up for it, so as to help those who come after them.

The master and apprentice walked all day long, and in the evening they saw many pavilions and palaces built on the mountainside in the distance. They looked extremely luxurious, especially under the setting sun, and the glazed tiles on the roofs exuded golden light, which gave Xuanzang a sense of gravity. The feeling of returning to Chang'an.

"Such a prosperous temple was built with the anointing of many believers. What a sin!"

In the real world, Li Yu contributed money to help build the temple, but Xuanzang chose a configuration that could be called "a shame for Buddhism." However, this Guanyin Temple was as luxurious as a palace, and Xuanzang couldn't help but sigh.

If it were a small temple in the wilderness, it would be fine if the elders inside had evil intentions. But for such a glorious Zen temple, which must have registered with Guanyin, it is really hateful to allow the elders here to do whatever they want!

Wukong said with a smile:

"Master, please don't break the precept of anger. Nowadays, which temple in Buddhism is not trying its best to build golden bodies, donate sesame oil, and even ask believers to donate their family property... If you get angry when you encounter this situation, and don't go to Lingshan, Master will probably Become the angry-eyed God of Buddhism.”

Xuanzang proclaimed the Buddha's name and dispersed the anger in his heart.

The master and the apprentice walked forward for another half an hour, and finally arrived at the gate of Guanyin Temple.

At the foot of the steps outside the mountain gate, a sharp-eyed monk who knew guests was waiting. Xuanzang got off his horse and pronounced a Buddhist name to the monk who knew guests:

"I am an imperial envoy from His Majesty the Tang Dynasty. I have been ordered to go to Daleiyin Temple to worship Buddha and obtain the true scriptures. I passed by this treasured place today and I hope that I can provide food and accommodation to make my trip more convenient."

In the past, Xuanzang always called himself a poor monk when asking for alms, and at most he mentioned that he came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. But today, he directly revealed his official identity.

Upon hearing that he was an imperial envoy, Zhike Monk quickly ordered someone to open the mountain gate and asked the young novice monk to inform the master of the courtyard and Elder Jinchi to prepare a queue to welcome him.

The eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty, although they don't know how high their level is, everyone knows that the Tang Dynasty has 500,000 cavalry, which is enough for the monks of Guanyin Temple to treat each other with courtesy.

Soon, the monks from the temple came out to welcome him, and they walked through the middle gate with great ceremony.

However, Xuanzang's focus was only on them. Regardless of their position, these monks wore silk robes. The master of the temple and the old Jinchi elder with wrinkles on his face even wore robes inlaid with gold threads. , the hat is full of jewels, and even the crutch he is leaning on is studded with gold stars, making it look like a star.

Just these clothes cost half the county's tax... Xuanzang sighed in his heart, feeling that the death of this elder Jinchi was really not a pity.

The two parties exchanged polite greetings for a while and then entered the temple together.

Logically speaking, Xuanzang should go to the main hall to worship Guanyin Bodhisattva at this time, but he was in a bad mood and directly expressed that he was tired from the journey and wanted to eat as soon as possible.

The monks in the temple naturally agreed. On the way to the dining room, Wukong began to set a trap:

"This elder is full of treasures. It's really annoying."

Elder Jinchi was originally intimidated by Wukong's appearance, but when he heard the monkey praising himself, he immediately perked up and showed off everything from his shoes, hat to the monk's robes.

When we arrived at the dining room, the exquisite tableware inside was even more astonishing. The chopsticks were made of gold and jade, the plates were edged with pure gold, and even the dining tables and chairs were inlaid with gold.

The entire restaurant is extremely luxurious. As for the food, it is also very particular. Not only the dishes are exquisite, but also there are a variety of flavors. Xuanzang unconsciously thought of the Gong De Lin mentioned by Li Yu.

Maybe this is the so-called imitation meat dish?

Xuanzang tasted briefly and didn't eat much. Instead, Wukong happily ate the fruit plate. After eating, he asked Zhike Monk to get two more plates.

After eating and drinking, Elder Jin Chi asked people to serve tea sets, which were also luxurious and exquisite. As for the tea, it was not ordinary. Elder Jin Chi talked about it in a very logical way, showing off in his words.

Xuanzang gave a few false compliments, but he was not in a very good mood. On the contrary, Wukong spoke a lot of flattering words, which made Elder Jin Chi smile. He then led everyone to the Zen temple behind to see his collection of more than 700 golden silk robes and other treasures.

After the display, Elder Jin Chi asked:

"The great monk of the Tang Dynasty also brought treasures, right? Why don't you take them out for us to open our eyes?"

Wukong was waiting for this sentence, and couldn't wait to say:

"You old monk has been showing off for a long time, and I thought you had something good, but it's just rags. It's not worth mentioning in the hands of my people of the Tang Dynasty!"

His impolite words directly provoked the anger of the monks.

Everyone said that Wukong should show off some good stuff and stop talking nonsense.

Wukong laughed, took out a handheld game console from his arms, and played a game of Tetris for these bumpkins.

Elder Jinchi looked at this magical treasure with greed in his eyes.

Ha, it's hooked... Wukong was delighted, and the fishing enforcement officially began!

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