Chapter 653 Zhuge Liang Is Here! [Seeking Monthly Votes]
"Is this the real world?"
Zhuge Liang looked around and saw the dusty old factory buildings, the production lines with various machines and equipment, the open workshop doors and the men wearing aprons cooking outside.
This...isn't this sir?
Zhuge Liang had seen photos of Li Yu countless times, but he still felt a little uncomfortable when he suddenly saw Li Yu wearing a floral apron while cooking.
The dignified holy son of the human race, the biological son of Empress Nuwa, and the mastermind behind the world in the book, is so down-to-earth?
Your Majesty is right, sir, he is indeed a childlike person... Zhuge Liang put away his thoughts and looked down at the linen clothes on his body, feeling that it was not very solemn.
But when you meet your elders, they are too solemn and get angry.
After thinking about this clearly, Zhuge Liang strode out of the factory, observed for a week, clearly saw the surrounding courtyard walls and closed doors, and then walked directly towards Li Yu.
Mr. Li was busy making Hu spicy soup while recalling the "love letter" secretly sent by Diao Chan last night.
The little girl sorted out her experiences in the real world, including the hesitation of gaining and losing when she first arrived, confusion about the future, and worries about family status.
But now, she no longer thinks about this. She just wants to study hard and get into college as soon as possible.
At the end of the letter, he secretly expressed that he had not forgotten the agreement to take wedding photos, and hoped that Li Yu, a bad man, would not break his promise.
The composition Li Yu requested was 1,000 words, and the little girl said she wanted to write 5,000 words. However, Li Yu received it last night and found that it was actually 9,999 words.
With such an auspicious number, it seems that I have to stay with Baby Cicada for a long time.
I don’t know if typing so many words at once is tiring. If I had known, I would have asked the little girl to work hard as an author of online articles. This kind of talent is simply the holy body of innate online articles.
Just as he was thinking about it, Li Yu heard movement from the factory.
He thought that Yang Xiu was taking the workers to familiarize themselves with the venue, so he didn't pay attention. However, when he turned around and glanced inadvertently, he found a handsome-looking boy in Hanfu walking not far away. He was about the same age as Liu Xie and Li Shimin.
This is... Li Yu recalled the photos of the characters in the book and asked tentatively:
"Are you Kong Ming?"
Zhuge Liang hurried over, lifted up the front of his clothes, and solemnly knelt before Li Yu and kowtowed:
"Looking forward to it day and night, Liang finally meets his mentor Tianyan. Zhuge Liang, the unfilial and evil disciple, greets you sir!"
It is indeed Brother Liang!
Li Yu put down the kitchen knife he was using to cut beef, stretched out his hand to help the first prime minister in front of him up:
"Get up and talk. I'm so happy that you can come. I'm going to call your senior wife and ask her to come over quickly... By the way, what were you doing before you came? You won't scare them over there, right?"
Suddenly seeing the prime minister in his cub stage, Li Yu was a little incoherent.
Zhuge Liang said:
"When the student came, he was taking a test on my brother Zhuge Jun's multiplication formula... No, the student has to go back to avoid worrying about his brother."
"Come, I'll teach you how to go back."
On the other side, in the world of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Jun was crying and telling Guo Jia the whole process of his brother's disappearance:
"I just carried it to 7856. My brother got up and went to get me Shaqima, but as soon as he crossed the threshold, he disappeared out of thin air. Mr. Fengxiao, will my brother be eaten by a ghost?"
Guo Jia smiled and said:
"No matter how powerful a ghost is, he wouldn't dare to eat your brother. He should have gone to your husband's place. Don't worry... Where is the Shaqima your brother wants to get for you? Let me try... I think this is also a missing detail. Can’t let it go.”
When the Five Poison youths were about to give snacks to the children, Zhuge Liang's figure suddenly appeared. Zhuge Jun was startled, and then he hugged his brother and started crying.
"Brother, where have you been?"
"After going to your teacher's place, I can go to the real world anytime and anywhere to listen to your teacher's teachings."
After Zhuge Liang finished speaking, he bowed his hand to Guo Jia:
"I'm really sorry for bothering Mr. Fengxiao to come in person."
Guo Jia's interests were all in the real world. Hearing this, he asked:
"Have you met sir?"
"Yes, sir. He is wearing a floral apron and is making beef and spicy soup for everyone."
Upon hearing this, Guo Jia urged:
"Then you go quickly and bring a bowl to each of us to taste. It will also be considered as a sign of your happiness. Leave Xiao Jun'er to me. As long as I am here, he will not be afraid."
You are the most terrifying person in the entire Chang'an City... Zhuge Liang muttered in his heart and told Zhuge Jun to stay at home. Then he crossed the threshold in front of him and appeared in the real world again.
"how?"
"Mr. Fengxiao is already at my house. He wants to try your cooking."
Li Yu smiled and said:
"No problem, I will continue to cook and order hundreds of steamed buns. The steamed bun shop will deliver them later. You can also bring them over for Guo Jia and the others to try."
Li Yu came outside, stir-fried the cut beef in a pot, and then added half a pot of water.
Wait for the water to boil, then pour in the spicy soup powder, vermicelli, shredded tofu and other ingredients. This is more casual, you can add whatever you like.
Soon, the soup in the pot boiled again. Li Yu turned off the blower and used the residual heat of the coal to simmer on a low fire until the vermicelli was cooked through.
At this time Yang Xiu had already gotten up and was very happy to see Zhuge Liang:
"Kong Ming, are you an administrator?"
"Yes, I have just become the administrator. When will you go back? Taiwei Yang is looking forward to your return every day. He also said that your daughter misses you day and night."
Yang Xiu said:
"After these production lines are dismantled, I will say goodbye to my husband and return to the world in the book to continue transforming the industrial park."
For Yang Xiu, this is a journey of further study. He does not need to learn too advanced knowledge, as long as he can broaden his horizons and master the use of existing equipment.
When more workers are trained in the future, he can come for further study.
Li Yu looked at the time and called Zhou Ruotong:
"Wife, are you up?"
Zhou Ruotong was brushing her teeth and hummed.
Li Yu heard the sound of brushing teeth and was worried that she would swallow the foam in excitement:
"Spit out the toothpaste foam in your mouth, I'll tell you something."
Zhou Ruotong did as she was told:
"What's wrong?"
"Zhuge Liang became the third administrator of the Three Kingdoms world and now he has come to the real world."
Zhou Ruotong: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'll go right away. Is he still wearing ancient costume? Let him change his clothes... Forget it, I'll prepare it. I have Shimin's clothes at home. I'll take a set first and bring some food on the way. This kid is in the real world for the first time. Did you scare him?"
Li Yu said:
"No, I'm chatting with Yang Xiu now. The buns are coming. Let's not talk about it for now. I'm going to prepare breakfast."
At this moment, almost all the workers have gotten up, washed up, and are watching the production line in the workshop.
All kinds of spinning machines, folding machines, polishing machines, stamping machines and other equipment dazzled everyone.
Li Yu and two cooks put baskets of buns on the table, and put the eight-treasure pickles Wu Song bought in small bowls, one on each table.
Wu Song also bought a bowl of tea eggs, one for each person later, to supplement nutrition:
"I'll ask an egg vendor to deliver a cart of eggs. In addition to boiled eggs, we can also fry some eggs to give them more flavors."
Li Yu nodded:
"No problem... Kong Ming, come and say hello to Er Lang."
It stands to reason that Wu Song should greet Zhuge Liang, but now Kong Ming is a child, so he should be judged according to age, otherwise everyone present would have to greet Brother Liang.
Wu Song didn't expect that the person talking to Yang Xiu was Zhuge Liang, so he was the first to greet him with a fist:
"Hello, Zhuge Wuhou, welcome to the real world."
Zhuge Liang bowed his hands and saluted:
"Hello, Brother Erlang. I heard that you killed a tiger with one punch. I really admire you."
The third rule of "Jia Xu's Handbook" is that when you meet Wu Erlang, you must praise him for killing a tiger with your bare hands. This is Erlang's highlight moment. Remember it.
Now when he saw Wu Song, Zhuge Liang subconsciously flashed the contents of "Jia Xu's Handbook".
This is a booklet that Lao Jia made up when he was free. It contains many ways and techniques to quickly integrate into the real world, and also lists the preferences and taboos of the people in the homestay in detail. It is simply a "Real World Travel Guide".
After the greetings, Wu Song took a photo with Zhuge Liang and sent it to Hao Zhenzhen:
"Guess who he is?"
Hao Zhenzhen was a little confused:
"A new ancient person?"
"Yes, a new administrator of the Three Kingdoms. You can win by touching his hand when playing mahjong."
Hao Zhenzhen immediately sent a bunch of exclamation marks:
"He is Zhuge Liang? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, Zhuge Liang is here. Zhuge Wuhou can finally see what he looks like in the future."
Zhuge Liang is so popular among the people. Not to mention the endless stream of tourists in the Wuhou Temple, even on the Internet, until now, there are endless topics about how to help the prime minister.
There are people who give Zhuge Liang a million college students to support the Northern Expedition, and there are people who give Zhuge Liang 100,000 O'Neals to support the Northern Expedition. There are even people who want to give Zhuge Liang a modern CD city... The person who asked the question probably never thought that the J-20 was made in Chengdu. A bunch of fifth-generation aircraft were driven to the battlefield of the Three Kingdoms. It's not that the Northern Expedition to Antarctica is too embarrassing to withdraw.
Netizens discussed it very enthusiastically, and even analyzed it seriously... Almost two thousand years later, everyone still hopes that the prime minister can win.
And the minority tribes in the southwest border have gone through more than 1,700 years and still abide by Zhuge Liang's military orders to guard the Han Dynasty on the border.
They can no longer write Chinese characters, and even forget the pronunciation of Chinese, but they have not forgotten the mission passed down from generation to generation in their bones.
This is the charm of the prime minister, and it is also the people's heart for thousands of years.
When the spicy soup was cooked, Zhou Ruotong drove here, brought Zhuge Liang a set of brand new clothes, and bought two large bags of fried dough sticks and various fried foods.
The fourth apprentice came, and the breakfast had to be richer.
Zhuge Liang changed into new clothes and tied his hair into a ponytail according to Yang Xiu's teaching.
Li Yu poured a pot of spicy soup and a basket of buns, and asked Zhuge Liang to send them to the Three Kingdoms world for Guo Jia to taste.
Before Zhuge Liang left, Liu Xie came:
"Junior brother, you are finally here. Teacher Sun has just notified everyone on the intercom and strongly recommends that you go to the Wuhou Temple to pay homage."
Li Yu: "..."
This guy is really looking for trouble. Doesn't he know that Brother Liang doesn't have an ID card now?
Zhuge Liang sent the spicy soup and steamed buns over, and said after returning:
"Mr. Fengxiao brought my brother and Ma Tie, Ma Xiu and others to eat up all the snacks I hid, and left a sentence in my study [Guo Jia is not dead, Wolong will not come out], I feel he is so naive."
Li Yu smiled and said:
"He has such a cheerful personality. Come, come, eat first. After dinner, everyone starts working. I will show you around to get familiar with him."
Brother Liang is here. As the owner of the B&B, we must help him learn more about the world.
Zhou Ruotong stuffed a phone card into Zhuge Liang's phone, and the phone, which was originally used as a tablet, could immediately browse the web.
Then he registered a series of APPs for Zhuge Liang and told him the techniques and precautions for surfing the Internet.
Zhuge Liang took a sip of the spicy soup and found it a bit spicy, but after drinking it, he felt warm all over. While eating, he browsed the web on his mobile phone.
Soon, I was attracted by a question:
"If Zhuge Liang was given unlimited pig's trotter rice, would the Northern Expedition succeed?"
Zhuge Liang raised his head and asked:
"What is pig's trotter rice?"
Li Yu found a picture of pig's trotter rice and showed it to him:
"What? Did you get the issue about the unlimited supply of pig's trotter rice?"
Zhuge Liang nodded and said with emotion:
"It feels like many people want to help me realize the Northern Expedition. It's been so many years, but they still care about it."
Li Yu said:
"Don't talk about it now, even if it takes a thousand years, the people will still do everything possible to let you win the Northern Expedition."
"Why?"
Zhou Ruotong answered this question for Li Yu:
"Because the longer time passes, the more precious the relationship between you and Xuande becomes. It is difficult to find another example of this romantic spirit in history."
Zhuge Liang took a bite of the bun and browsed through all kinds of weird ideas for aiding Shu.
After the meal, Yang Xiu began to lead people to work, and Liu Xie returned to the Three Kingdoms World to handle government affairs.
Zhou Ruotong drove to work. Before leaving, she repeatedly asked Li Yu to take good care of Kong Ming and agreed to have dinner together in the city at noon.
Zhuge Liang saw that everyone had short hair, but he had long hair, and felt a little out of place:
"Sir, can I cut my hair?"
Before Li Yu could say anything, a long-haired boy wearing jeans and a long-sleeved sweater ran out of the workshop. It was Li Shimin who was busy greeting his eldest grandson's family in Jinyang.
"Hey, there is someone who is more or less equal to me in terms of looks. Who are you?"
Zhuge Liang saluted him:
"I, Zhuge Liang, have met His Majesty the People of the World."
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then came over with a smile:
"Brother Liang, my idol, you are finally here! Let me just say, you are so handsome, you are definitely not an ordinary person. Come on, let's take a photo together. I will take the photo back. I must not envy them to death."
Li Shimin held up his mobile phone and took a group photo with Zhuge Liang in his arms.
Zhuge Liang is still thinking about the question just now:
"Sir, is it okay if I cut off my long hair?"
Li Yu nodded:
"No problem. I just responded to Yang Xiu, which can be regarded as an indirect help."
When Li Shimin heard about cutting his hair, he decided to follow his idol’s lead without saying a word:
"Then I also cut my hair. Jinyang Industrial Zone is trying to promote short hair, but many people say that cutting your hair will shorten your life. I think I should set an example and take the lead."
The barber shop wasn't open yet, so Li Yuxian drove the two of them to the B&B and experienced the highway. Li Shimin was very excited and kept explaining everything about the real world.
At ten o'clock in the morning, he led two little friends to a barber shop, cut off their long hair and changed into a handsome hairstyle.
Zhuge Liang looked at himself in the mirror and felt a little strange:
"It feels like a different person."
But Li Shimin felt that he was impulsive:
"My father-in-law originally thought that I was naughty, but now that I'm dressed like this, my marriage with sister Wu Gu will be in trouble again. Alas, impulsiveness is the devil!"
Li Yu said:
"I'll buy you a wig later. Just stick it on your head if necessary. It's relatively simple."
Zhuge Liang thought further:
"Without the trouble of long hair, many unnecessary injuries and battle losses can be reduced during the march. It should be promoted and used to launch a patriotic health campaign to eliminate bad habits. As long as we persist for a few years, the health situation of the entire Han Dynasty will be greatly improved. , and in this process, a large number of doctors will be discovered and trained, and the entire medical system will be revitalized..."
The more he talked, the more excited he became, just like the young man from Longzhong in history who told Liu Bei the idea of a three-part world after being disturbed from his dream.
Li Shimin ate the wolf-toothed potatoes bought by Li Yu and said:
"Brother Liang, can you stop being so diligent and making me feel guilty for playing here? But I should say it or not, your idea is really good. I will start promoting it when I get back."
Hmm, Liangdi’s idea is good, but it will soon belong to our Datang!
Li Yu said:
"Grassroots doctors are the foundation, especially in ancient society. We must train more grassroots doctors in order to establish a national medical system."
At noon, the three masters and apprentices met Professor Zhou and prepared to find a place to have lunch.
"Brother Liang, this is your first time in the real world. You can choose whatever you want to eat!"
Zhuge Liang thought for a moment and said seriously:
"I want to eat pig's feet rice."
Li Yu was already ready to treat his apprentice to a big meal, but after holding it in for a long time, it turned out to be pig's trotter rice for more than ten yuan a portion... Anyone who comes from the Three Kingdoms world has a certain virtue of frugality.
In this way, a group of four people found a Longjiang pork trotter rice store and ordered four portions of pig trotter rice.
Li Yu was worried that everyone would not have enough to eat, so he specially ordered half a roast duck and half a plain-cut chicken.
Zhuge Liang tasted the pork trotter rice and was immediately fascinated:
"Such a delicacy, if it is supplied to the soldiers in the army in unlimited quantities, not to mention Chang'an, even Xudu and Yecheng can be easily obtained... Sir, can I take a few away later? My brother and Yueying have never tasted such delicious food."
Li Yu said:
"I will pack 20 for you later, you can take it over and let everyone over there taste it."
Although there is no need for the Northern Expedition now, the pork trotter rice can still be supplied to Brother Liang, so that Sima the old thief cannot judge his life span from his appetite!
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