Chapter 656 Jiang Ziya Goes Down the Mountain! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

In the real world, Li Yu sat in front of the statue in the scenic area and watched the whole process of the Internet cafe's Zen Heart Test.

It should be said that the sister-in-law's level of work is quite high. Not only did she complete the task successfully, but she also stimulated the Heavenly Dao. It was a double-edged sword.

The Queen said:

"Qiong Xiao has a good performance, so you should be rewarded. Don't just praise him verbally."

Li Yu asked jokingly:

"How about I issue a red-headed document and call on all the soldiers and civilians in the world to learn from Qiong Xiao?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was hit on the head:

"You don't learn well all day long, and you just do those empty things."

After being educated by his old mother, Li Fuyou became a good boy again and began to plan to buy some gifts for his sister-in-law.

The car has been bought, and it also comes with a big bow, which fits the temperament of a billion-year-old beautiful girl. What should I buy next?

Li Yu pondered for a long time, and simply took out his mobile phone and called Professor Zhou:

"Wife, Qiongxiao successfully completed the task of testing Zen heart. Our mother asked us to buy something to reward her. I don't know what girls like, so I'll leave it to you."

Zhou Ruotong, who was busy sorting out materials in the archaeological team, agreed:

"Okay, I'll wait and see. Since I'm buying for Qiongxiao, Bixiao can't be left out. I'll buy some for both, so that they won't say that I'm partial to one over the other."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yu was about to show off, but he was hit on the head:

"You little brat, you're using my name to bully others, right?"

"No, no No, I just want to deepen the relationship between you and your mother-in-law. If you meet a man who can't talk, you can expect a quarrel. "

The queen was amused by her own good son:

"So Tongtong and I have to thank you? When I go to the real world, I must ask your parents if you were so naughty when you were a child. "

That doctor Zhang can tell me all the embarrassing things I did when I was a child... Li Yu said:

"I will try my best to get you here earlier, so that when you want to hit my head, you don't have to use divine power to tickle me across time and space."

After saying this, the queen showed Li Yu the situation in each world.

In the Journey to the West world, the pilgrim team had just set off, and Erlang Shen, who had played games all night, returned to Guanjiangkou and gave Li Ke some of the fruits sent by Wukong.

Li Ke was also very sensible and sent some local fruits from Sichuan and Chongqing for exchange, such as kiwis and citrus fruits of that period, which were very different from the varieties in the real world.

In the direction of Chang'an, after several months of preparation, Li Shimin sent Li Ji as the general manager of the march to the northeast, preparing to wipe out the tribes entrenched in the northeast, such as Goguryeo, Xueyantuo, and Khitan.

The area of ​​Nanzhanbuzhou is not large, so there can only be one country. Other regimes, tribes, etc., either contribute to the infrastructure of the Tang Dynasty or become military medals of the soldiers. There is no third choice.

The two great military gods of the Tang Dynasty, Li Jing is responsible for the western line, Li Ji is responsible for the eastern and northern lines, and other bandit troubles in the corners, etc., are drawn by the remaining generals.

Of course, the western army will be divided into multiple units in the future. After all, such a vast area requires troops to attack separately. These military merits are jealous of the veterans.

In the world of Fengshen, Qiongxiao's Internet cafe has just opened, and Yuyixian dragged two monsters who harmed the people over to exchange for 48 hours of Internet time.

However, he doesn't play games much. After getting the Internet time, he sits in front of the computer and watches the TV series about Yue Fei - "Loyalty to the Country". This guy curses while watching, and then continues to watch after cursing, just like those middle-aged aunts who chase TV series.

In the world of Water Margin, Lin Chong quietly took Huguan with the help of Shi Jin, who was an undercover, and Niu Gao, who integrated the nearby bandits, paved the way for attacking Shangdang.

Lao Guan was very happy and applied to Xuande to help Lin Chong get the official position of a general who could suppress bandits and have the power to lead troops independently.

Little Zhang Fei was murderous, and Big Zhang Fei was not to be outdone. After many days of fighting, Yide had completely taken over Datong, the Western Capital of Liao.

After the beginning of spring, Zhang Fei first led his army all the way to the southwest, and cooperated with the recruited grassland troops to successively take over Hunyuan County and Yingzhou. Just when everyone thought he was going to continue to the southwest to take over Shuozhou, Zhang Fei suddenly changed direction and went all the way north to take over the defenseless Datong and captured many Liao nobles.

Zhang Fei couldn't stand those people with yin-yang hairstyles. Those who surrendered sincerely were given a chance to live and build roads. Those who prayed to Changshengtian for divine punishment were all executed.

They were fighting fiercely here, and Shan Xiongxin and others in Daming Prefecture were also ready to take Daming Prefecture and sell it for a good price. Then the brothers went to Baozhou together to attack Shangjing of Liao with Zhao Yun.

As for Liu Bei, he vigorously developed people's livelihood in Zhending Prefecture, pioneering, digging canals, reclaiming fields, and mining. The good Emperor Zhaolie became a farming player and experienced the tediousness of Zhuge Liang's internal affairs.

However, it should be said that among the forces of the Three Kingdoms, Shu seemed very weak, but its people's livelihood was the best.

According to historical records, although Cao Wei was the strongest, the people lived the hardest, because the old aristocratic families controlled the land, and the new aristocratic families robbed the land. In order to survive, the people all became slaves.

The people of Dongwu lived a little better, but not much. After all, they themselves wrote it very clearly in the classics:

"It is also heard that among the people, unless they live in a small place and can provide for themselves, most of them cannot afford to raise their sons; and many soldiers who participated in farming and fighting also abandoned their children."

Most families cannot afford to raise their sons, and many soldiers who participated in farming and fighting also abandoned their children.

This is the life of the people of Soochow, which is quite miserable.

From the perspective of Soochow officials, our Jiangdong is rich in products and the people are so miserable. But the people of Xishu, which is so stubborn that it wants to duel with Cao Wei, will be even worse?

However, to their expectation, the life of the people in Xishu was several levels higher than that of Soochow.

Zhang Wen, the Minister of Soochow, was one of the top four surnames in the Soochow. He was also personally appointed as Yilang by Sun Quan. He was worshiped as the Crown Prince and Tutor. He was a popular fried chicken with a good foundation and a rising star in Soochow political circles.

Just because he went to Xishu as an envoy, he suddenly became Zhuge Liang's fanboy.

After returning to Soochow, Zhang Wen praised Zhuge Liang's benevolent governance regardless of the occasion, and praised the people of Western Shu for their good life. Sun Quan felt "secretly hateful" after hearing this, and wanted to find a reason to kill Zhang Wen. All officials begged for mercy. Later, he was spared his life and demoted to a commoner.

Six years later, Zhang Wen died of illness at the age of 37, and his talents never got a chance to be used.

Being able to make a high-ranking Soochow official become Shu Chui with all his heart is the power of Western Shu.

It is a pity that most of the information about Xishu has been destroyed. Nowadays, we can only find clues from a few passages in some classics. For example, Guan Yu implemented compulsory education in Jingzhou, and Xishu achieved maximum fairness. Regardless of ordinary people or children of high officials, there is work. We work together, fight together when we have battles, eat together when we have food...it is completely communism in its embryonic state.

Now that Liu Bei was given a Northern Song Dynasty that was hundreds of times richer than Xi Shu, Xuande would naturally go all out and leave the war to the three brothers. He would concentrate on handling internal affairs, taking care of logistics and other related matters, and continue to carry out They carried out their unfulfilled ideals and ambitions in Xishu.

Finally, the old mother put the picture into the world of the Three Kingdoms.

A war broke out in Jizhou and the people were displaced. In addition, spring had just begun and it was a time of drought. Many people left their homes and fled to other places to escape famine.

Among the people fleeing from famine, a pretty woman was treating people for free. Li Yu looked at the female doctor, and the more he looked at her, the more familiar she became:

"Eh? Isn't this my female netizen Yunxiao?"

No wonder Qiong Xiao said that a certain cook hadn't cooked for a long time and turned out to be a master of the apricot forest in the Three Kingdoms... If this continues, Hua Tuo and Zhongjing will have to step aside.

After all, these two rely on medical skills to treat patients, while Yun Xiao uses divine power.

How do you compare the technical stream and the GM plug-in stream?

Li Yu asked:

"Mom, why did Yun Xiao suddenly become a doctor?"

"Feeling the warmth and coldness of the world, and experiencing the sufferings of the world, she is practicing...Son, smile."

Li Yu grinned and then reacted:

"Why are you making me laugh?"

"I'll take a photo and send it to Yunxiao to give her some motivation."

After saying that, the empress sent a photo of Mr. Li's silly smile to Yunxiao's mind. Yunxiao, who was treating patients and saving lives, smiled. She didn't expect that Mr. Li had such an innocent and cute side.

Just when Li Yugang was about to protest, the old mother used the words he once used to prevaricate Brother Dao:

"This is part of the plan. Don't ask so many questions. It's only right to let Yunxiao go to the real world as soon as possible."

When will a mother really listen to her child's wishes... Li Yu muttered and returned to the B&B. When passing by the study, Li Shimin came to greet him:

"Sir, let's take Liangdi to the buffet today, shall we?"

"OK."

Li Yuzheng didn't want to cook, so he agreed. Zhuge Liang, who was studying computer at the side, heard the word "buffet" and quickly searched for the word "buffet" in the browser.

When he saw the keyword "take what you want and eat what you want", he had a deeper understanding of the abundant living supplies in the real world.

Those plates of meat and various delicacies, if replaced by ancient people who lacked food and clothing, would they be able to eat themselves to death in one sitting?

Li Shimin returned to the study and sat next to Zhuge Liang:

"When I establish the country in the future, I will also prepare to change the imperial meal to a buffet style. In addition, I will leave an imperial edict that Du Fu cannot participate."

As a Han Dynasty person, Zhuge Liang has nothing to do with the Tang Dynasty:

"What's the meaning?"

"The great poet Du Fu starved for several days on the river, and was entertained by the Leiyang County magistrate with good wine and food. He choked himself to death in one breath... A generation of poets fell."

After talking to this point, Zhuge Liang finally got it right:

"I have read his "Three Officials" and "Three Farewells". He has a very strong sympathy for the people at the bottom. Our family once followed my uncle to Shouchun and then to Jingzhou, wandering all the way, and deeply understood the meaning of "The Beacon Fires Continue for March," The true meaning of "A letter from home is worth ten thousand gold"... I wonder if he can write such a poem after having a full meal."

Li Shimin pinched an orange from the table and said as he peeled it:

"I would rather he was a second-generation ancestor who had nothing to do but eat and wait for death, rather than see the tragic scene written in his poems... If suffering is the soil of poetry, then I hope there are no such literary and artistic themes."

Speaking of which, Li Shimin was also a poet. He also liked to splash ink after fighting, and he had his own romantic and artistic side.

Needless to say, Zhuge Liang's literary talents are already reflected in the Civil and Military Temples.

As for Yue Fei, although he didn't write many poems, "Man Jiang Hong" has always been said to be more popular than the two Song Dynasties. And his other masterpiece "Xiao Chong Mountain" has beautiful words and tactful emotions, and it doesn't look like it was written by a military general.

Relatively speaking, among his apprentices, Liu Xie was the most average in literary talent and had few poems handed down to the world.

However, Liu Xie was raised by Empress Dowager Dong from an early age. In terms of cultivation, knowledge, and courage, he was far superior to Liu Bian. When he really had free time, there was no pressure to write poems.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, Li Yu led his two apprentices to drive down the mountain and first went to the factory.

Today they have started to dismantle the production line. They will take photos of each step beforehand and mark the entire set of drawings to remember every step as much as possible.

Zhao Dahu wore a safety helmet and became the technical consultant, Yang Xiu was the commander-in-chief, and Wu Song was responsible for logistics and miscellaneous items. Liu Xie and Yue Fei transported the dismantled equipment back and tried to assemble it there.

Li Yu came to the open-air kitchen in the yard and took a look. An awning had been set up here, and two cooks were cutting meat quickly.

"What are you having for lunch today?"

The cook replied:

"Wu Dutou asked me to make braised noodles. We have never done it before and don't dare to try it. Your Highness the Holy Son is not busy anymore. Can you give me some advice?"

Li Yu said:

"I'm going to teach you how to make braised noodles this afternoon. This thing seems troublesome, but it's actually quite simple... cut more meat into the stew, don't be reluctant to put it in."

"Thank you His Highness the Son for your consideration. We guarantee that each person can eat half a catty of meat."

The people who came were all young people, and the steamed buns all started at five, and the stews needed at least one pot. In addition, Zhao Dahu also bought them roasted chickens, half a chicken per person, so there was no shortage of meat.

It can even be said that this is the first time since their birth that they can eat meat so freely.

Just as he was talking, the ordered steamed buns were delivered.

Zhuge Liang looked at the white steamed buns in ecstasy, and Li Shimin asked with a smile:

"Does it sound familiar? This is the food you invented."

Li Yu corrected:

"Historically, although Zhuge Liang's invention was called steamed buns, it contained meat fillings. Strictly speaking, it should be called steamed buns."

It is said that when Zhuge Liang pacified the Southern Barbarians, the locals said that they needed to sacrifice the river god, otherwise something bad would happen, and to sacrifice a living person, Zhuge Liang naturally did not want to do this, so he asked people to use fermented bread to serve the meat. The stuffing is made into the shape of a human head, and then steamed in a pot.

The local people used this kind of pasta to replace the heads, so they were called Mantou, and later changed to steamed buns.

Later, the production steps were simplified, and steamed buns gradually became the mainstream dry food in the army, and there were also versions with and without fillings. In many areas in the south, the ones with fillings are still called steamed buns instead of steamed buns.

Zhuge Liang wanted to try some steamed buns, but was stopped by Li Shimin:

"Brother Liang, you have no experience! If you eat now, you will lose money when you get to the cafeteria later. We have to find a way to get our principal back, otherwise it will be a big loss."

Zhuge Liang asked doubtfully:

“If everyone was like this, wouldn’t the store lose money?”

Li Yu said:

"Don't listen to Shimin, just eat enough, don't force it... Shimin, you are so energetic, you eat the least every time you eat at the buffet."

Li Shimin: "..."

Don't even look at the perverts who are going with you. Third Master, Wu Erlang, and the big guy. These people are all top-notch. Can they eat well?

The three masters and apprentices left the factory and came to Qi Dengke's cafeteria.

Instead of swiping his face to get free of charge, Li Yu bought three lunch coupons directly on Meituan.

It’s not easy to do business, so you can’t always think about taking advantage.

Walking into the restaurant, the place had just started. Li Shimin rushed to the Haagen-Dazs counter without saying a word, and said to the waiter skillfully:

"Give me four balls to taste first!"

Zhuge Liang walked around and selected several hot dishes. He was not very interested in seafood such as raw fish, ice shrimp, king crab, etc. that customers were keen on eating.

Li Yu picked two lamb chops, an American pork chop, a plate of roast goose, and some fried rice.

Although it is a bit silly to come to the buffet restaurant to eat fried rice, the fried rice in the buffet restaurant is really delicious. At least Li Yu will treat fried rice as his staple food every time he comes.

In addition to the buffet restaurant, the fried rice in the hot pot restaurant is also particularly delicious. When Mu Guiying eats hot pot, fried rice is a must-order item.

Li Shimin was showing off his ice cream when he saw that the American barbecue pork chop Li Yu was holding was very tempting, so he took a piece of it. After taking a bite, he was fascinated by the rich sour and sweet taste of the American barbecue sauce.

"It's delicious. It's so delicious. Brother Liang, try it too. This pork chop is so crispy that even a toothless old lady can eat it."

At this moment, the TV in the restaurant was broadcasting the conflict in the Middle East and the bombing of pagers. Li Shimin took out his mobile phone and specifically checked the location of Israel:

"How can there be terrorists who behave like this in the world? From now on, I will lead my troops to fight against them and completely wipe out this nation!"

Li Yu asked with a smile:

"Do you sympathize with the victims so much?"

Li Shimin showed off a big bite of grilled pork chop and said:

"The victim has nothing to do with me. I am just defending my right to eat pork. Any organization or regime that prevents me from eating pork is my enemy!"

After eating and drinking, the three of them left the cafeteria. Zhuge Liang calculated the price and felt that today's meal was too luxurious.

Yesterday's pig's trotter rice only cost over a hundred yuan, but this buffet actually cost three people six to seven hundred yuan. Although it was richer, the pig's trotter rice was more cost-effective.

Li Yu said:

"Don't think about these things all the time. Knowledge is the key. Let's go, let's go to where your master wife works and buy her a cup of milk tea."

At the same time, Fengshen World, Kunlun Mountain.

A shadowy figure appeared in front of an old Taoist priest with white hair and beard, and handed him a scroll:

"Jiang Shang, you have been my disciple for forty years. Now your fate as an immortal is over. Go down the mountain... This is the List of Conferred Gods. When you return to the human world, build the Conferred God Platform first, don't delay."

Jiang Ziya bowed and asked:

"May I ask, Master, if Chaoge forces me to join, what should I do?"

Yuanshi Tianzun's voice was a little ethereal:

"Let it go. As long as the Conferred God Platform can be built, I will handle other things!"

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The National Day holiday has begun. I wish you all have fun and enjoy yourself. Please give me the guaranteed monthly ticket, brothers!