Chapter 658 Conquer the Western Underworld! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

Xuandu moved as fast as lightning and appeared in front of Hades in an instant. He intended to capture the Western God of Hades with his bare hands, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, Hades' body turned into a ball of bubbles.

When Xuandu made his move, Hades had already sensed the danger and quickly hid his body with the invisible helmet made by the Cyclops.

Lü Yue said helplessly:

"Big Brother, you lack practical experience. If it were Brother Zhao Gongming, Hades's egg yolk would be squeezed out by now."

Xuan Du was playful and did not take this raid seriously:

"What would Zhao Gongming do?"

"Frozen this space and time, no matter how strong Hades is, he is just pork on the chopping board, let us cut it."

Xuan Du patted his head:

"I only thought about learning Wu Erlang to catch the tiger with my bare hands, and forgot to use the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Tower. I, a good boy, really have to fight more... What should I do next? Go directly to the underworld?"

As the eldest brother of the Taoist sect, Xuan Du has no problem fighting the entire Western immortal system, but he does not want to take the initiative to fight in the underworld. First, it seems that he has no skills, and second, the three-headed dog of hell is guarding the door. If he takes action, it will affect his reputation.

Whether he wins or loses a dog, he will lose face as the eldest brother of the Taoist sect... When his name is listed together with the hellhound, it is a great blasphemy.

Just now, Xuandu planned to capture Hades alive, and then sneak in without anyone noticing, just like he disguised himself as Loki and caused trouble everywhere.

But now the plan failed, Hades is unlikely to come out for the time being, so he can only choose plan B.

Lu Yue took out a medicine gourd and suggested:

"Big Brother, why don't you let me take over? I just want to try the latest poison."

Xuandu waved his hand:

"Poisoning is so despicable and insulting. Just watch my micromanagement."

After saying that, his figure flashed and he appeared in the underworld. The Ten Kings of Hell and Ksitigarbha hurried out to greet him.

Xuandu bowed to Hou Tu Niangniang, and then explained his purpose:

"I'm here to find Di Ting."

There are hellhounds guarding the gate of the Western Underworld, so let's go to the Eastern Underworld to find hellhounds to fight. As long as Di Ting is willing to fight, let alone a hellhound with three heads, even if it has thirty heads, it is not enough for Di Ting to deal with.

Because no matter how powerful the opponent is, as long as he has some thoughts, Di Ting can detect his intentions, which is equivalent to turning on the global cheat.

Di Ting looked like a boy, wearing a children's sportswear given by Zhou Ruotong, and came over curiously:

"Master called me... Hey, why can't I sense your thoughts?"

Xuan Du restored the reserve of the Taoist elder brother:

"When you reach the peak of Daluo and kill the three corpses, you will know how to block your heart... There is a three-headed dog in the underworld in the West. Are you interested in killing it?"

Hearing this, Di Ting took out a bottle of Assam milk tea and took a big sip, and said to Xuan Du:

"Interest is yes But I have already sold the three-headed dog to Xiaotian. Master, you can kill the three-headed dog with a wave of your hand, so why are you looking for me? "

"Isn't it to have a hellhound duel... No, what do you mean by selling it to Xiaotian?"

Di Ting took another sip of milk tea and said with a smile:

"I told Xiaotian that there is a group of dogs in the west that need to be eradicated, and Xiaotian got excited and spent a lot of money to buy the information of the three-headed dog of hell. Unfortunately, Erlang Zhenjun is busy eliminating demons recently, and Xiaotian has no time to go to the west."

Xuandu: ?????????????????????

Is there such a way to play?

You can try it when you see Lu Yue later. Just now, he was eager to take action against Hades, so sell Hades to him. As long as he provides a fairy peach, he can buy Hades' right to kill.

Tsk, if you calculate it this way, you have missed a lot of magic weapons and small money before!

He was just about to go to Guanjiangkou to find Xiaotian Dog, and Di Ting, who liked to join in the fun, volunteered:

"Master, the Western Underworld is easy to defend and difficult to attack. If you want to take it down in one fell swoop, it's best to take me with you. I can help you find out the other party's thoughts..."

Xuandu touched the little guy's head and said:

"Welcome to join the advance team to flatten the Western Underworld. I'll say hello to Hou Tu Niangniang and we'll set off."

He came to Hou Tu Niangniang's palace, took out a bag of spiritual fruits produced in the West from the Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Tower, and presented it with both hands:

"Aunt, these fruits should be able to relieve your pain, you try."

Xuandu was the first human created by Nuwa herself. Now that the two empresses are sisters, Xuandu, the eldest son of the human race, naturally has to change his words and call her aunt.

Sure enough, hearing this title, Hou Tu Niangniang was happier than eating the fairy fruit:

"Thank you Xuandu, Niangniang always said you were naughty, I think this is good, you and Xiaoyu are both good children."

Xuandu then asked:

"Aunt, the Western Underworld seems to have stockpiled a large number of soldiers and horses, we here..."

Hou Tu Niangniang pointed to the direction of the Nether Sea and said:

"We have also stockpiled a large number of soldiers and horses. Since ancient times, all the Chinese heroes who died in battle, except those who were worshipped as gods by the people, have almost never reincarnated... At first, we planned to keep these soldiers and horses to resist the Heavenly Court, but we didn't have a chance to fight upwards, but had to annex the West first."

As an ancient creature, Hou Tu Niangniang has always been worried about the Heavenly Court, so she has been suppressing the heroes from reincarnating, so that the underworld has a strong fighting power.

But correspondingly, Hou Tu Niangniang has to bear the huge cause and effect brought by these heroes.

Part of the source of her pain was that too many heroes were stranded in the underworld, and those heroes who had experienced hundreds of battles themselves were carrying great resentment. Over time, they all blamed Hou Tu Niangniang.

Xuandu asked:

"If I occupy the gate of the underworld in the west, we can send troops immediately, right?"

Hou Tu Niangniang nodded:

"Han Xin, Bai Qi, Huo Qubing are all waiting with murderous intent. After they are captured, the Styx in the west and the Nether Sea in the underworld will be connected together. As for their ships for the afterlife, all of them will be cancelled. The ghosts in the west will stay to farm first."

Free slaves should not be wasted.

It just so happens that white people in the West have treated other ethnic groups as slaves. Now it's time for them to experience the iron-blooded management of cotton fields and sugarcane fields.

After getting the guarantee from the Niangniang, Xuandu happily led Di Ting out of the underworld and crossed to the Erlang Temple at the mouth of Guanjiang River.

Erlang Shen was about to leave when he saw Xuan Du, and he quickly bowed and saluted:

"Hello, Master. I wonder what you want to do after coming all the way here."

Di Zang was not there, so Di Ting changed his drink to a non-alcoholic fruit beer, took a big sip, and then said:

"Don't be afraid, Master. We are here to pick up Xiao Tian. The three-headed dog of hell in the west is doing a lot of evil. The master is going to eradicate it and appointed me as the vanguard officer and Xiao Tian as the deputy vanguard."

Xuandu: "..."

I haven't seen your achievements in battle, but your official positions were granted quite quickly.

He said to Erlang Shen:

"The underworld is preparing to expand, and I have to do something. Can Xiaotian go with me to the Western world to show off my power?"

"I'd love to, Master, wait a moment."

Soon, Erlang Shen called Xiaotian, who was busy repairing the road nearby, over, and Di Ting generously gave Xiaotian a bottle of jasmine tea:

"Let's go, let's go to the Western world to fight the three-headed dog of hell. This is the job I applied for with great difficulty. Xiaotian, don't forget my friendship."

Xuan Du finally saw what a profiteer is today.

First, he sold the gods of the West as goods, and now he asked Xiaotian to accept a favor... This kind of calculation would make capitalists cry.

Xiaotian only likes to fight, and doesn't care about being taken advantage of:

"Okay, let's set off now!"

Bid farewell to Erlang Shen, Xuan Du led the two dogs and began the Western Expedition.

But it's a bit inappropriate to say two dogs, because Di Ting always appeared in the form of a boy in white, and did not show his mythological form and white dog form.

Back to the west, Lu Yue came up to him:

"Big Brother, can Xiaotian do it?"

Di Ting hurriedly encouraged his younger brother:

"What do you mean by "can he do it?" Xiaotian is a battle pet, not a mount or a pet. He has bitten the Monkey King and injured the Queen of Bixiao. He has made great contributions in the Conferred Gods War. It is definitely not a problem for him to deal with a mere three-headed dog."

Before Di Ting finished speaking, Xiaotian ran directly to the gate of the underworld, wanting to see what the Western hellhound was like.

As soon as he arrived at the door, the three-headed hellhound flashed out, with a body as big as a house and three completely different heads, carrying a strong murderous intent.

Xiaotian took a look and also enlarged his body.

Di Ting said on the side:

"Xiaotian, the three-headed dog said that you look like an ugly monster and are not as majestic as it."

Xuan Du: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Di Ting can actually fan the flames like this. This Di Ting really opened my eyes.

Write it down, I will pretend to learn the art of mind reading, and then use it to sow discord, it must be very interesting!

Di Ting's words ignited the fuse, Xiaotian Dog howled and pounced, and the three-headed dog of hell was not to be outdone, all three heads opened their mouths and roared, as if to tear Xiaotian apart.

However, when the three-headed dog's mouth was about to bite Xiaotian, Xiaotian's figure disappeared, and at the same time, a huge dog paw suddenly appeared behind the three-headed dog, leaving a deep blood mark on the three-headed dog of hell.

Xiaotian followed Erlang Shen to fight north and south, and had rich combat experience. He defeated the three-headed dog of hell again and again. It wanted to hide in the gate of hell and ask Charon for help, but Xiaotian had no intention of letting it go.

This guy shouted at the sky, and soon he turned into several palace-sized Xiaotians, surrounded the three-headed dog of hell, and each Xiaotian bit a head of the hell dog, and the last Xiaotian was responsible for the body of the three-headed dog.

The four Xiaotians worked together and tore hard, and the three-headed dog of hell was bitten to death.

Lv Yue, who was watching the battle, licked his lips enviously:

"Wow, even Xiaotian can become three pure in one breath. Erlang Zhenjun is too good to Xiaotian, right?"

Xuandu asked:

"Do you want to learn? I can teach you after the things in the west are over."

"Okay, thank you, senior brother!"

After the death of the three-headed dog of hell, the gate of the underworld was occupied by their side. Xuandu used his powerful divine power to punch through the space-time barrier, forcibly opened a passage, and directly connected the Eastern and Western Hades together.

Di Ting watched this scene and even forgot to drink his drink:

"Isn't the great wizard too tough? He actually broke through directly?"

Lü Yue whispered:

"The Taoist master is very capable of doing this kind of thing, but it's a pity that the master brother lacks combat experience, which leads to the inability to fully exert his strength."

As soon as the Eastern and Western Hades were connected, Huo Qubing led the mighty Hades cavalry to kill.

He was the commander-in-chief of the front army, and his subordinates were all heroes who had fought many battles. Even his mount was murderous and carried unparalleled domineering aura.

For many years, the underworld, which had been swallowing its anger, showed its fangs for the first time.

Xuandu said to Lv Yue:

"Junior brother, the army of the underworld is coming, and I have to maintain order... How about this, if you give me a fairy peach, I won't fight with you for Hades' life, how about that?"

Lv Yue was just thinking of finding a Western immortal to try out the newly prepared poison. Upon hearing this, he immediately took out a treasured fairy peach and put it in Xuandu's hand, and quickly went to find Hades, fearing that the senior brother would regret it.

Xuandu was about to show off the fairy peach when he saw Xiaotian take out three fairy peaches from the magic bag hanging around his neck and give them to Di Ting.

If I guessed correctly, this should be the price of the three-headed dog of hell.

A dog sold three peaches, plus a favor, while the twelve main gods of Greece only sold one peach...Xuandu was annoyed, and the business was at a loss!

Fortunately, there are still eleven of the twelve main gods left, so there is no rush and they can be sold slowly.

During the battle between the East and West underworld, Li Yu was busy cleaning duck heads in the kitchen.

The weather was getting colder, and Professor Zhou suggested that he wanted to eat a dry pot duck head meal. In order to satisfy his wife, Li Yu started working early in the morning.

Worried that there would not be enough to eat, he bought two boxes of duck heads, soaked them first, cleaned them one by one, squeezed out the blood in the nasal cavity, and opened the duck's mouth to rinse them.

All the duck heads were cleaned, split in the middle, marinated first, fried, and finally fried with dry pot ingredients to increase the flavor of the duck heads.

At noon, the duck heads were out of the pot, and Li Yu brought them to the restaurant and asked everyone to wear gloves and eat together.

Then he brought some dishes that could be eaten with hot pot. After eating the duck heads, add soup and boil them, and use the bottom of the pot to cook the vegetables, which is also very delicious.

Zhou Ruotong said while eating:

"After dinner, I will go back to the capital, ask my grandfather to sign a few words, and go to the Khitan Script Research Institute to decipher a few words to give them a little shock."

The previous papers were too shocking, which made Professor Zhou famous. Now that the two sides have stopped fighting, Professor Zhou plans to decipher a few Khitan words to divert the attention of those experts who are looking for faults.

When there is time, the Yelang Heavenly Book will be deciphered to inject a little vitality into the historical research of the real world.

Li Shimin asked:

"Master's wife, will you be attacked by those experts if you do this?"

Ancient characters experts generally specialize in one subject. Zhou Ruotong's practice of hitting the nail on the head is unprofessional.

Even if the deciphering methods she said are all correct, the experts will still seize this point to refute.

Zhou Ruotong said:

"I just want to contribute to historical research and let the world know the correct interpretation method. As for other things, they are not within my consideration."

Who cares about the evaluation of experts when they have already gained more than 90,000 years of life.

At worst, we can wait for those experts to die and do it again. Anyway, Professor Zhou is not afraid of anyone when it comes to lifespan.

Li Yu asked:

"When will you come back?"

"The day after tomorrow, remember to pick me up at the high-speed rail station."

"Yes, I promise I won't delay anything."

After eating the duck head, Zhuge Liang returned to the Three Kingdoms world and prepared to station in the industrial zone to help Liu Xie transport various industrial equipment and equipment.

As an emperor, it would be better for Liu Xie to stay in Chang'an to handle state affairs.

Li Shimin returned to the Sui and Tang world with the newly bought books, intending to sort out the books, pick some for everyone to learn, and prepare some books for Changsun Wuji and Changsun Wugui to broaden the horizons of his wife and brother-in-law.

Zhou Ruotong packed a few cultural relics and two sets of clothes to change, and took the high-speed rail to the capital.

Li Yu came to the No. 6 gate of the steel plant and asked Dao Ge to call Mu Guiying over:

"Your sister Zhou is on a business trip to Beijing, so stay at a B&B tonight."

I thought it was a sure thing, but Mu Guiying said:

"I'll see, I may not have time."

Li Yu asked:

"What are you busy with?"

"The underworld is fighting, I have to eat melons! Huo Qubing led tens of thousands of netherworld cavalry to the western underworld, and they used the Macedonian phalanx to counterattack, but were beaten to a pulp by Huo Qubing's men... I'm really curious if those idiots in the West have lost their minds, and they actually pinned their hopes on a flashy phalanx. It would be strange if it worked."

Li Yu: "..."

Wei Huo defeated the Huns and made them lose their armor and weapons. The Huns fled westward and defeated the Westerners.

Now they have met Huo Qubing himself. Even if all the famous generals in Western history are brought out, they are not enough to cause trouble for Huo Qubing.

Li Yu also wanted to watch the excitement, but unfortunately, when he drove to the scenic spot, the war in the Western Underworld was basically over. Hou Tu Niangniang used the power of a saint to merge the underworld into the underworld system.

Although sporadic battles continued, the grand scene of large-scale combat was over.

The next step was to send ghosts to various places, and the powers of the Ten Kings of Hell would be redistributed. In addition, the demons and ghosts hidden in the Western Underworld would also have to be pulled out and destroyed one by one.

The Queen said:

"It should take a long time for the entire underworld to calm down again. Once the Western Underworld is completely annexed, your godmother's pain will be greatly reduced, and she will be able to leave the underworld for a longer time and exert stronger strength."

Li Yu asked:

"Can you exert the strength of a saint?"

"Yes, but the time is relatively short, and it can't be compared with a real saint."

In the evening, Li Yu finished the video call with Zhou Ruotong, turned on the computer and played games.

As soon as he picked up the golden hoop, the voice of the Queen came from behind:

"Tsk tsk, a lonely woman, alone in an empty room, how miserable the Queen is."

Li Yu: "..."

Whenever I want to play a game, the Queen will pop up. Forget it, it doesn't matter if this person is not destined to be the Queen!

He quit the game, turned off the computer, picked up Mu Guiying by the waist, and strode into room 202.

An hour later, the couple walked out of the room a little tired, ready to go to the kitchen to make some midnight snacks to replenish their lost physical strength and energy.

"What do you want to eat today?"

Mu Guiying was scrolling through her Moments and saw a short video of Shen Jiayue eating fried instant noodles. She immediately chose to eat this:

"Fried instant noodles. I think Sister Yueyue makes them so tempting. Please fry five packets for me first. If they taste good, I'll add more."

After she finished speaking, she was about to send a message to tease Diao Chan when Zishou's tall figure hurried over and squeezed into the slightly narrow door of the restaurant:

"Sir, after Yuyixian's investigation, Jiang Ziya has already come down the mountain with the List of Gods!"

Fuck, isn't the decisive battle about to begin?

Li Yu wiped his hands and walked out of the kitchen, ready to find out about Jiang Ziya's situation and make arrangements for the next move!