Chapter 655 Wukong: Internet Cafes Are Really Fun [Ask for Monthly Tickets]

"Master, there is a Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe ahead... Isn't this only available in the real world?"

Wukong landed on the ground and told about what he had just seen in midair.

Xuan Zang pulled the reins and stopped Xiao Bailong:

"Last time I went to the real world, His Royal Highness the Son of God said that the Queen would no longer participate in the plot of the Four Saints' Zen Heart Test. The Queen Qiongxiao of the Conferred God World took the initiative to take on this business... It seems that the method she planned to test the Zen Heart is to open an Internet cafe. Let's go and take a look first, and say hello to the Queen Qiongxiao."

Although he had never been to an Internet cafe, Xuan Zang knew that it was opened by one of his own people.

Since it was one of his own people, there was no need to be too nervous. He went in to take a look, rested his feet, and continued on his way to reach Wuzhuang Temple as soon as possible to see the spiritual roots of heaven and earth.

The black bear spirit put the luggage on the other shoulder and asked with great interest:

"Brother, what is an Internet cafe?"

"It is a place dedicated to playing computers. You can play games online, but I have never seen one. I will take a good look later. If we can connect to the Internet, we can play two games of "Red Alert" without super weapons."

The black bear spirit is not very interested in playing games, but he has never experienced it before, so he also wants to try it:

"Okay, but will it be a disaster if we go in to play?"

Xuan Zang said:

"Don't worry, Wuming, with His Royal Highness the Holy Son here, Queen Qiong Xiao will not mess around."

Fortunately, His Royal Highness the Holy Son is suppressing her, otherwise, with Queen Qiong Xiao's top Daluo Jinxian cultivation, there are not many people on the Westward Journey who can control her.

Wukong flew into the air and saw auspicious clouds floating in front of him. The setting sun, which had originally set, was once again hanging on the horizon. There were bursts of strange fragrance and fairy music... It should be said that Queen Qiong Xiao's pomp was really full.

When they were about three miles away from the Internet cafe, Xuanzang got off his horse, put on his cassock, and tidied up his monk's robe.

Wukong and the black bear demon also wiped their armor. After all, they were going to meet guests from another world, so they had to be more formal.

When they arrived at the door of the Internet cafe, Wukong heard the sound of a game coming from inside. It sounded like the recently popular "Black Myth: Wukong".

Oh, there are people who have the same interests as me, Sun Wukong, so we have to exchange gaming experiences.

What he heard was a game, while what the black bear demon heard was a section of the bear clan's cultivation formula:

"The black bear clan needs to strengthen their qi and blood to accommodate the spiritual energy of heaven and earth with qi and blood, so that they can make their bodies strong. When they practice to the extreme, they can break the void with their flesh and ignore the shackles of heaven and earth."

The black bear demon licked his lips, and wanted to know what the black bear clan's skills were.

As for Xuanzang, what he heard was the psychological activity of the Buddha when he saw the other shore with the help of Vairocana Buddha. For Buddhist believers, as long as they listen to this psychological activity, they can directly obtain the Arhat fruit position.

But what makes Xuanzang itchy is that the content of the psychological activity is very short, with only a few repeated sentences. If he wants to get the full content, he needs to go to the Internet cafe to inquire.

Even the white dragon horse heard the motto "Dragon turns into horse, horse turns into dragon, dragon and horse are originally amorphous", which makes the little white dragon very excited.

The condition for him to survive is to ride as a mount to Lingshan. If he can change back to dragon form, it is simply unimaginable.

The little white dragon is also excited!

In the sky, Dizang watched this scene with a complicated expression:

"Use the way to tempt them to please them. Once they enter, it is equivalent to triggering a disaster. What happened to the Queen Mother Qiongxiao?"

This level is to test the willpower of the master and apprentices. If they are attracted by the sound, it is equivalent to not resisting the temptation, which is considered to have triggered a disaster.

Zhang Daoling on the side said:

"Be patient and wait and see. Although Queen Qiongxiao is naughty, she will not do anything reckless."

The two saw calamity clouds appearing in the sky. This was generated by the way of heaven. Every time a disaster was triggered, calamity clouds appeared.

However, before these calamity clouds took shape, a cry for help suddenly came from the Internet cafe:

"Help! Help!"

Hearing the cry for help, the master and apprentice who were still resisting the temptation in their hearts rushed into the Internet cafe to save people, and the calamity clouds in the sky fluctuated violently at this time.

I guess I never thought that I would be fooled by Qiongxiao.

Zhang Daoling saw the reaction of these calamity clouds and chuckled:

"The only one who dares to tease the Heavenly Dao so blatantly is probably the lawless Qiong Xiao Niangniang. If it were someone else, these calamity clouds would turn into thunder calamities and fall down in a minute."

Qiong Xiao tempted the master and his disciples. If they went in, it would trigger a calamity, but now their motivation to go in is to save people, not to tempt. In this case, not only will it not trigger a calamity, but it will get a little merit.

Saving people is worthy of praise no matter what the situation is.

In the Internet cafe, Wukong saved Qiong Xiao who was accidentally electrocuted. It was called saving, but in fact, he picked up a bamboo pole at the door and picked up the wire on Qiong Xiao's wrist.

"Thank you for saving my life, thank you so much!"

Qiong Xiao was really electrocuted just now. Although the 220-volt voltage was like a tickle to her, since it was an electric shock, it was equivalent to a life-threatening situation. Wukong picked up the wire and really saved her life.

Han Zhixian, the front desk lady at the Internet cafe, asked:

"You guys are dressed so strangely, what are you doing?"

Xuan Zang quickly bowed:

"We came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. We came across a treasure land on the way, and didn't want to save the life of this female donor. It can be regarded as fate."

Wukong said:

"Master, it's getting late now, how about we stay here for one night?"

Xuan Zang bowed to Qiong Xiao:

"May I ask the female donor, can we stay here for the night? I will leave early tomorrow morning, and I will never break my promise."

Qiong Xiao waved her hand and said:

"You are my lifesavers, you can stay here as you like, use the computers here as you like, eat as you like, play the claw machines as you like, and whatever you catch is yours."

Seeing this, Di Zang breathed a sigh of relief.

No matter how Wukong and his friends play in the Internet cafe tonight, they will not trigger a disaster, because this is the Internet cafe owner's gratitude, and the team is just staying here for the night, and they are not forced to stop their journey.

Zhang Daoling said with a smile:

"Empress Qiongxiao is just naughty. This not only shocked the Heavenly Dao, but also almost scared us."

As the two were chatting, Yunxiao tore through the void and appeared here, apologetically saying:

"My sister has a bad temper. Didn't it affect the progress of the journey?"

Ksitigarbha hurriedly bowed:

"Hello, Concubine Saint. Empress Qiongxiao is innocent and naive. She just played a joke on the Heavenly Dao. I really envy you for your childishness."

Yunxiao understood what was going on as soon as he heard it. Last time, they held a meeting in the Wa Palace to anger the Heavenly Dao to a limited extent. It seems that Qiongxiao really took it seriously and really did it.

Among the three Empresses Xiao, Qiongxiao is the smartest one. In the original book, the three sisters set up the Nine Bends of the Yellow River to avenge Zhao Gongming. The three sisters fought with the gods of the Chan Sect separately, and only Qiongxiao did not suffer any loss.

This girl reacts quickly and strikes steadily. She seems crazy, but she is quite sensible.

In the Internet cafe, Wukong saw Bixiao playing "Black Myth", so he went over to discuss the game and asked about the triggering conditions of the second ending.

The black bear demon stood in front of the claw machine, trying to grab the "Kaishan Palm Method" for bears inside. Xuanzang sat cross-legged and prepared to pray for this place.

After all, it was a place to stay, and it would be wrong not to do something.

Qiongxiao did not disturb him, but flicked his finger at the white dragon horse, and the white horse turned into a five-clawed golden dragon again, and then turned into the third prince of the Dragon King in human form.

"There is a dragon-transforming technique in the claw machine, and there are also books related to the dragon clan. If you can catch it, I will give it to you."

When Xiao Bailong heard it, he quickly bowed to Qiongxiao:

"Thank you, my queen!"

"It's a small matter, no need to thank me, let's play games online later, first play "Red Alert", then play "Counter-Strike", if you are interested in "Moral and Law 5", I also know a little bit."

Han Zhixian helped the four masters and apprentices to open the machine, and then held a one-liter bottle of fruit and vegetable juice and drank it:

"What brand is Pang Donglai? The juice is delicious. Next time, let His Majesty Zishou move a few more boxes from His Royal Highness the Son of God."

Xuan Zang finished praying, Hearing this, he stood up and said:

"I am going to the real world to report the progress to His Royal Highness the Son of God. If the B&B has this kind of juice, I will bring some over. No need to trouble His Majesty Zishou."

Qiong Xiao heard it and hurriedly said:

"See if my brother-in-law has made any delicious food. If so, bring some to me. I haven't eaten the delicious food made by my brother-in-law for several days. I am super greedy!"

Xuan Zang agreed:

"If it is time for dinner, I will bring more."

He passed through the time and space gate and came to the warehouse in the real world. He found that it was already dawn here. Li Yu had just come back from running, and his sworn brother Li Shimin was teaching a young boy of the same age to play badminton.

Seeing Xuanzang, Li Shimin waved at him:

"Come here, my dear brother, let me introduce you, this is Zhuge Kongming, the first prime minister in history, who officially became the manager of the B&B yesterday."

Hearing Zhuge Liang's name, Xuanzang bowed:

"Hello, Zhuge Wuhou!"

Zhuge Liang returned the greeting:

"Hello, Master Sanzang, is your journey to obtain the scriptures going smoothly?"

Xuanzang said:

"So far, it's been pretty good, and several disasters that should have been triggered have been overcome."

Li Yu took off his sweat-soaked sports short-sleeved shirt and asked Xuanzang:

" Where are we?"

"Your Highness, we have arrived at the Internet cafe opened by Empress Qiongxiao. We will stay there tonight. Empress Qiongxiao wants to eat the food you cook, and Han Zhixian wants to drink a juice called Pangdonglai."

Li Yu said with a smile:

"That is the juice they run themselves. There are two boxes in the warehouse. You can move them away later. I will go to the kitchen to see if there is anything to eat. If it is not enough, I will make some for Qiongxiao."

He went upstairs to change his clothes, hurried to the kitchen, and saw the braised meat buns and red bean buns that had just come out of the pot. He planned to pack some for Qiongxiao.

There is no spicy soup for breakfast today, but porridge made with chestnuts, pumpkins, rice and other ingredients, so that Qiongxiao can try it.

But buns and porridge alone are definitely not enough to eat. Li Yu tied an apron again, took some shredded cakes, made a pot of fried shredded cakes for Qiongxiao, and stewed a pot of mutton and cut a few oil cakes.

In short, all the restaurants packed some for Qiongxiao, and clearly marked the meat and vegetables and classified them.

Take the food to the warehouse, put it in the electric tricycle, move the juice up, move a few boxes of fruit for Wukong, and a box of osmanthus honey for the black bear spirit.

Zhou Ruotong prepared some facial masks for Qiongxiao and Bixiao, and asked Xuanzang to bring a new mechanical keyboard to Bixiao.

Xuanzang drove the electric tricycle to the Journey to the West world and appeared directly in the Internet cafe.

Qiongxiao flashed over:

"I was craving for buns, and my brother-in-law made buns for me. I'm so happy!"

Bixiao opened the keyboard packaging and wanted to try out the difference between the new keyboard and the current one.

Fairy Caiyun took the mask and wanted to tear it open to try, but felt a little embarrassed in front of everyone, so she planned to apply it again after returning.

Although the mask has limited effect on immortals, it can enhance emotional value.

When you are in a good mood, everything will become better.

The black bear spirit stood in front of the claw machine and worked hard for a long time, and finally got the skills and honey he wanted. As for the whitening cream, he had no interest at all.

Qiongxiao also tried:

"Little bear, don't you want to become a giant panda?"

The black bear spirit shook his head:

"Buddha said not to show off, the color matching of the giant panda is too ostentatious, not suitable for me."

Among the animals on land, sea and air, those with black and white color matching are not simple.

In the sea, there are killer whales that like to tease humans, in the sky there are magpies known as hooligans among birds, and on land, the most powerful black and white color matching animal is the giant panda.

This kind of arrogant color matching is not something that ordinary animals can control.

The black bear demon is a low-key bear and doesn't like to show off.

Qiong Xiao waved his hand and took out the whitening cream inside, intending to find a snake demon to test it and see if the other party would turn into a silver ring snake.

Xiao Bailong got the skills and could show his true body to participate in the battle in the future.

Xuanzang drank a bowl of chestnut pumpkin porridge and listened to the Buddha's inner activities when he looked at the other side, but he didn't want the prepared relics or the bodhi seeds in the claw machine.

"I want to walk my own Buddhist path, so I won't use these external objects. The queen can give them to other predestined people in the future, and maybe it will become a good story."

Other predestined people?

Qiong Xiao was not interested in this, so he simply put it away.

After everyone had eaten and drunk enough and got what they wanted, Qiong Xiao suggested playing games online.

Of course, it was not playing games in name, but helping to detect the operation of the computers in the Internet cafe.

Well, this is to help, not to lose one's ambition!

"Let's start with a game of ice and sky melee, in life and death mode. You can't build high-tech or super weapons. You can't use prism tanks, stealth tanks, apocalypse tanks, and Kirov tanks. You can only fight Grizzly tanks and Rhino tanks... All countries are random, all positions are random, just check the number when you are ready."

Qiong Xiao finished explaining the rules of the game and operated the computer to start the game.

Deploy the base vehicle, build a power plant, build a barracks, build a dog to run around the map...Except for Xuanzang, everyone is a practitioner, no matter the reaction speed or the understanding of the game, they are very thorough.

Xuanzang was just making up the numbers. He didn't deploy the base, but drove the base vehicle around and finally drove to Wukong's base to deploy.

Wukong immediately built an engineer and got in. Xuanzang lost the game, and Wukong obtained the Soviet Union's dual base.

Xuanzang quit the game, clicked on the document on the origin of Buddhism on the desktop, and read it carefully. In addition, there were some controversial parts about Buddhism, which were written in great detail.

These are all the information collected by Qiongxiao and others. They are not intended to discredit Buddhism, but mainly to make Xuanzang have a more objective understanding of Buddhism.

Wukong asked while playing:

"Niangxiao, if there are any activities next time, can I go and participate?"

"Sure, it's just right for you to come and compete with Yuan Hong to see who is better between him and you."

Wukong said with a smile:

"Yuan Hong should be about the same as I was before. Now I have Niangniang Nuwa to help me patch up. He is definitely not as good as me. But Xiao Erlang..."

Just when he said this, the door of the Internet cafe was pushed open, and Erlang Shen in golden helmet and golden armor walked in with Xiaotian Dog.

Wukong saw it and quickly changed the subject:

"The Internet cafe is closed tonight, go somewhere else to play."

Xiaotian rolled his eyes and was about to make a sarcastic remark, but Wukong said again:

"You can play if you want, but first have a dog meat hot pot to warm yourself up."

Xiaotian: "..."

I just bit you before, and you still remember it after more than 500 years. Sun Dasheng is really petty.

Erlang Shen sat down and said to himself:

"There are big monsters causing trouble in the upper and lower reaches of Liusha River, but I have eliminated them all. Now the river water is clear and there are no huge waves. When the Tang Dynasty army arrives, we can reclaim the wasteland on both sides of the river. At least hundreds of millions of acres of good farmland can be reclaimed."

Wukong said:

"Xiao Erlang, you are very powerful. We are going to Wuzhuang Temple to eat ginseng fruit next. Do you want to go?"

"No, I ate a ginseng fruit a few years ago, and it has no effect if I eat it again. Let's not waste it."

Everyone played until midnight. Wukong was about to take a fruit to satisfy his craving, and Zhenyuan Daxian walked in with a bunch of lunch boxes Come:

"Fried rice and fried noodles, both meat and vegetables!"

Erlang Shen was stunned:

"You are the ancestor of earthly immortals, why are you playing?"

Zhen Yuanzi smiled and said:

"I want you to experience the real world in an immersive way. It's a pity that no one smokes, otherwise it would be more like an Internet cafe in the real world with a little bit of smoke."

Wukong asked:

"Zhen Yuan Daxian, I call you brother now, do you agree?"

"I couldn't ask for more!"

Hearing this, Wukong called him brother, and made an appointment to go to Wuzhuangguan to play Red Alert online together, and use the official competitive map for a 1V1 duel.

After a night, the pilgrim team said goodbye to everyone and set off again. After another half a month, they arrived at Wanshou Mountain Wuzhuangguan.

After seeing off the pilgrim team, Zhen Yuanzi flew away with two computers, which was his reward for appearing.

Qiong Xiao rearranged the remaining 18 computers, and then packed up the house, tore the space, and returned to the Fengshen World with the Internet addict girl Bi Xiao, the Internet cafe cashier Han Zhixian, and the network manager Caiyun Fairy.

After a discussion, the few of them put the courtyard in an open space in Chaoge City, hung up the sign of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe again, and began to receive the Jiejiao immortals in the city.

However, the cost of Internet access has been changed. It is no longer five yuan per hour and fifteen yuan for the night. Instead, it is calculated by killing the demons and monsters that harm the people.

"Kill a human immortal, and you will be rewarded with 12 hours of online time;"

"Kill a terrestrial immortal, and you will be rewarded with 24 hours of online time;"

"Kill a celestial immortal, and you will be rewarded with 48 hours of online time;"

"Kill a golden immortal, and you will be rewarded with 96 hours of online time;"

"Kill a Daluo, and you will be rewarded with 192 hours of online time;"

"Kill a saint, and you will be rewarded with permanent free membership!"

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I wish you all a happy National Day, and I'm begging for guaranteed monthly tickets, brothers!