Chapter 641 These Gods Are Too Down-to-Earth! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

For the first time, Mu Guiying took the ceremony seriously and put on a women's dragon robe for cosplay.

This outfit was originally prepared to tease Li Yu. Unexpectedly, Li Yu had not yet seen the majesty of the Queen, but she would wear it to exercise the power of the emperor.

A bright yellow dragon robe is worn on the body, and on the head is Liu Xie's twelve-color crown.

When everything was ready, Mu Guiying hung the Queen's Sword made by Zhao Dahu on her waist, climbed onto the roof of the infantry fighting vehicle, held the imperial seal in both hands, and her expression gradually became solemn:

"The barbarians of the grassland do not accept the king's rule; they occupy my land and kill my people. In the name of the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I canonize Li Erniu as the land god of this place and guard the land of the Great Zhou Dynasty day and night without any mistakes!"

"In the name of the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I canonize Wang Goudan as the mountain god of this place, and guard the territory of the Great Zhou Dynasty day and night without any mistakes!"

"In the name of the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty, I canonize Zhang Dahan as the city god of this place, and he will guard the territory of the Great Zhou Dynasty day and night without any mistakes!"

"..."

This girl canonized dozens of gods at once, basically all low-level gods such as mountain gods, land gods, and water gods. Every time she read a name, a phantom came back from the underworld.

The heroic spirits who died in Mukezhai will be taken to the underworld immediately and enjoy VIP reincarnation services. However, after Mu Guiying did this, the Ten Palaces of Hell could only do something special to send these heroic spirits back and then be transferred to Yuxi. The power of faith and thought in God empowers you to become a god.

In the palace of Wa, the empress looked at this scene and felt that her good disciple had really grown up. Not only did he know how to exercise the imperial power in his hands, but he even knew how to arrange a better home for the heroes who died in battle.

That's the name... Mukezhai literacy class has been running for so long, can't it be given a better name?

In the underworld, Queen Houtu was also dumbfounded by these names:

"This Guiying is really too quick to wash away the mud. Li Wen, take people there. Once the evil spirits of the grassland take action against our gods, they must be executed!"

Li Wen is the King of Chu Jiang, who is responsible for dealing with evil spirits in the world.

After receiving the order, he immediately led thousands of underworld ghost generals through the gate of the underworld and came to the human world.

Normally, when so many ghosts come to the earth, they will spread Yin Qi and cause diseases or plagues, but now they are on alien territory, and the ghost Qi on them can spread at will.

After canonizing all the gods, Mu Guiying pulled out the Queen's Sword from her waist with a clang and shouted:

"kill!"

The gods who had just been canonized around them immediately put on their armors, held up their own weapons, and rushed towards the aliens just like they did in life.

But this time their target was not the grassland rebels, but the other party's gods.

The newly canonized gods originally had no fighting power. They needed to absorb some power of faith and let the common people use incense to cultivate them for dozens or hundreds of years before they could have some divine power.

But the group of gods that Mu Guiying canonized had great merits in opening up new territories. In addition, after entering the grassland, they repeatedly killed the aliens in the grasslands. Everyone accumulated a lot of merits, so that as soon as they became gods, they With considerable divine power.

Just like Yang Jiye who guarded Yuzhou, he was a military general during his lifetime and had great merits. After being canonized as a god, he even dared to fight against the gods of Changshengtian.

The land god Li Erniu was the captain of the second squadron of the Muke Village Cavalry during his lifetime. He fought bravely. Now he has become a god. He even takes the lead and rushes to the front:

"My dear mother, let me show off your authority in my courtyard and beat you to death!"

Wang Goudan is the captain of the scout team. He rushes towards the God of the Mountain angrily:

"You had someone set up an ambush to kill me. I admit defeat, but now that I have become a god, it's your turn to accept your fate, right?"

Zhang Dahan is the captain of the heavy cavalry. He is usually not good at words, but in this situation, his mouth became unclean:

"A rotten (stick) will kill you, you cuo (beast), and penetrate your mother!"

"..."

The Chu Jiang King Li Wen who was watching on the side opened his mouth, the quality of these newly promoted gods needs to be improved!

But when it comes to dealing with foreigners, if you have high quality, you really can't do it, so you have to be low-key.

The God of the Mountains on the opposite side noticed that there were dozens of immortals who did not respect martial arts, and wanted to fight. However, he noticed that King Chu Jiang was leading thousands of ghost generals, and his murderous intention suddenly disappeared.

He waved his hand, and just as he was about to put away his magical power and run away to avoid fighting with the group of screaming Han gods, King Chu Jiang suddenly waved the black flag in his hand and shouted:

"This evil spirit in the grassland actually dares to look askance at me. Kill him. If he cuts him, he will be rewarded with a year's leave. If he chops this evil spirit, he will be rewarded with ten years of leave. If he chops off one of his stumps, he will be rewarded with reincarnation as a military general!"

Upon hearing this, all the ghost generals under his command rushed over like crazy, and also used ghost magic powers such as shrinking into an inch to quickly surround the God of the Mountain.

Before Li Erniu and the others could exert their strength, these ghost generals surrounded the mountain god like ants gnawing at bones. Some of the outer ones could not touch his body, so they simply turned into a ball of ghost energy and caged him up.

In order to maximize the effect of the ghost energy, King Chu Jiang also waved his flag to summon a group of dark clouds to cover the sun.

The God of the Mountain, the God of Changshengtian, died in the hands of these ghost generals and the newly appointed Mountain God.

Mu Guiying couldn't see them, but it was clear that his own gods had taken action, because the surrounding aliens had once again returned to the chaotic, headless state of stragglers.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, she jumped out of the car, started the infantry fighting vehicle, lowered the stainless steel ram installed on the front of the vehicle, increased the accelerator, and rushed towards the crowded alien camp.

Several fire-breathing soldiers stood on the roof of the car, constantly spraying the alien soldiers and horses.

After such a circle, the foreign soldiers and horses who had been summoned by the God of the Mountains fled in all directions, no longer daring to confront the cavalry of Muke Village head-on.

Mu Guiying stopped the car and saw that the corner was full of enemy corpses and broken limbs. Just as he was about to have someone clean it up, King Chu Jiang appeared:

"I've met the Queen!"

Mu Guiying was very happy to be called queen for the first time and asked with a grin:

"King Chu Jiang, did you take action just now?"

"The gods your Majesty canonize are from my underworld. They are being bullied by foreign evil spirits, so naturally I will bring troops to help."

When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately waved her hand proudly:

"I'll get you a cart of fruits from the real world later, and let the people in the village burn more incense for you... These new gods don't understand the rules, so please take care of them."

King Chu Jiang nodded:

"Your Majesty's orders will naturally be followed, but some of the gods you canonized are not under the jurisdiction of the underworld."

When she was just canonized, Mu Guiying just canonized the gods one by one based on the names that came to her mind. She really didn't know who each god belonged to:

"Which gods are not under the jurisdiction of the underworld?"

"We have no control over the gods of the Kitchen God, Food God, Warehouse God, and Crop God that His Majesty has conferred. Also... there seems to be no Crop God among the Chinese deities, right?"

Mu Guiying waved her hand:

"It didn't exist in the past, but it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist now. From today on, there will be a crop god. The crop gods from all over the country will be... returned to the management of Houtu Ganma!"

She originally wanted to say that Lu Yue made fertilizer, but Lu Yue obviously focused more on scientific research. In the future, a statue of Lu Yue could be erected in a research institute or the like.

As for things like harvest and agriculture, it is more appropriate to be tied to Houtu Empress, who represents the earth.

It just strengthens the godmother's authority over the earth and increases her merits.

Moreover, if the goddess of crops returns to take charge of the land, then Yama of the Tenth Hall will be the superior of these low-level gods and will have jurisdiction.

Then, Mu Guiying talked about the jurisdiction of other gods. Anyway, she could exercise imperial power by picking up the imperial seal. In addition, the canonization did not mention the heaven at all, so she could arrange whatever she wanted.

In this way, the power of the underworld increased again, but Empress Houtu did not monopolize this merit, but gave half of the merit to Shennong, the ancestor of mankind.

Shennong felt sorry for him and arranged for his children to work in the underworld. Together with Wei Zheng, who was in charge of the Reward and Punishment Department, he established the Harvest Hall of the underworld to handle all matters related to planting in China.

After King Chu Jiang left with his ghost generals, Mu Guiying asked the army to stop and rest, clean the battlefield, bury the corpses, and build a temple for the newly canonized immortal.

Zhao Xue used a drone to detect a foreign tribe nearby, and without any explanation, abducted the people there and used them as coolies to build the temple.

After Mu Guiying finished her work, she changed out of her dragon robe and came to the Wa Palace. As soon as she entered the door, she started shouting:

"Master, Master, I didn't embarrass you, did I?"

"No, it makes me look good."

After saying that, the empress stretched out her hand, and there was a small black flag and a green leaf in her hand:

"The command flag was given to you by Houtu Godmother. Holding this flag, you can command a thousand ghost generals to provide help at any time. The leaf was given by Shennong. No matter what kind of poison you are poisoned, as long as you hold this leaf in your mouth, the poison will be resolved. ”

Both flags and leaves are highly adaptable treasures. Mu Guiying put them away with a smile and asked in a low voice:

"Master, if I boil this leaf into water and give it to the army to drink, will it have an antidote effect?"

"Yes, but there is no need to do this. If there is a large-scale poisoning incident, if it is not your turn to boil the detoxification water, the gods will swarm in... No one wants to miss the merit of saving lives and healing the wounded."

Seeing that her precious apprentice was a little tired, the empress waved her hand gently, and Mu Guiying's fatigue disappeared:

"Go find your man in the real world. I haven't seen you for a few days. Do you miss him?"

Her Majesty the Queen blushed:

"I don't miss him at all. I just miss Sister Zhou and Fairy Xiaochan... It seems to be lunch time over there. I'll go steal some delicious food for you!"

After the girl left, the empress said to Taibai Jinxing:

"Go and garrison over there in the grassland. If any evil spirits from the grassland cause trouble, we will be killed without mercy."

I didn't ask everyone to help before because I wanted to train my precious apprentice. Now that Mu Guiying has successfully passed the exam, there is no need to indulge the evil spirits of the alien race.

Kill if you must, without mercy.

Taibai Jinxing, who was in charge of the killing, immediately accepted the order, specially brought his three-foot sword, and went to the grassland with murderous intent.

In the real world, when everyone was holding bowls of pimple soup, Mu Guiying came excitedly:

"What are you eating? Give me a bowl to taste!"

Li Yu stood up and filled a small basin for her, mixed some fried dough sticks, and cut a plate of braised beef and a plate of pork head.

Diao Chan pushed the chili oil and vinegar over:

"The shrimp dumpling soup I had today tastes great. Adding some chili oil and vinegar makes it even better."

Upon hearing this, Mu Guiying calmly added a spoonful of chili oil to the basin, poured some vinegar, took a big sip, nodded and said:

"After eating mutton and flatbread for a few days, suddenly drinking hot soup is so comfortable!"

Zhou Ruotong asked:

"Did you encounter obstacles in the grassland?"

Mu Guiying ate two pieces of fried dough sticks, took a sip of pimple soup, and then said:

"There is a mountain god called Laushizi, who mobilized a bunch of foreign troops and attacked us continuously. I have been busy dealing with it, and it is only now that we are done."

Zhou Ruotong placed two plates of meat in front of Mu Guiying:

"Are there any casualties?"

"Yes, but the fallen soldiers were canonized as local gods by me on the spot. King Chu Jiang also brought people to help. They worked together to kill the mountain god. There is no hope of resurrecting him within a hundred years."

After saying that, Mu Guiying announced with a stern look:

"I can now exercise the power of the emperor and canonize a bunch of gods, but none of them have failed... It's just that it's far away from the Central Plains, not to mention cities, there isn't even a rural area, and the canonized gods can't get incense and faith in a short time. ”

Yang Xiu gave an idea on the side:

"Your Majesty, Third Master Mother, you can set up a Hall of Heroes in Muke Village, enshrine all the heroes who died in the war there, and burn incense in the village, which will still nourish them."

Mu Guiying's eyes lit up, and she planned to let Xiao Feiyang handle this matter when she got back.

As she ate, she talked about the shortage of supplies for the army.

Li Yu went to the foot of the mountain without saying a word. He first brought some gasoline and then eight tons of diesel in a tanker truck.

In addition, a batch of other supplies, such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pots and pans, were also prepared, and five tons of compressed biscuits were urgently sent from the food factory.

By the time Mu Guiying had eaten and drank enough, the supplies in the warehouse were ready.

Li Yu said:

"We can prepare daily necessities, but there is nothing we can do about some consumables and weapons."

Mu Guiying put her hands on her hips and said:

"You don't have to worry about this. There are plenty of battlefields over there after cleaning. When the time comes, just ask Lao Zhang and the others to transport the collected armor and weapons to Muke Village, and then transport a batch of new weapons from Muke Village. It's simple."

When she was delivering supplies to the book world, Zhou Ruotong said to Diao Chan:

"Come stay with me in the city tonight, and we'll have morning tea together tomorrow."

Diao Chan quickly said:

"Okay, okay, I've been craving for the custard quicksand buns for a long time."

Li Yu asked:

"Can I go eat too?"

Professor Zhou glared at him and drove Diao Chan back.

Not long after, Mu Guiying finished emptying the supplies and came upstairs to take a bath. Only then did she notice that Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan were not there:

"Where are Sister Zhou and Fairy Xiaochan?"

Li Yu, who is playing "Black Myth: Wukong" said:

"Going to live in the city, they are going to have morning tea together tomorrow morning."

When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately became more courageous. She sat on Li Yu's lap and lifted Li Yu's chin with her fingers:

"My dear concubine, do you miss me?"

Li Yu said speechlessly:

"If you keep doing this, I'll go live in the city."

The Queen quickly surrendered:

"I just want to make a joke to you. I'm going to take a shower first. I haven't taken a shower for several days and I'm all smelly... By the way, can you let the little fat man go on an expedition with me? If we encounter this kind of situation again , I won’t be caught off guard.”

When Li Yu heard this, he took off the treasure money from his neck and hung it on Ying Baobao's white swan-like neck:

"If you like it, you can wear it from now on. This thing is overkill for me."

"I only need it when I go on an expedition. You should wear it at ordinary times. After all, Zhao Gongming gave it to you. If I keep wearing it, Sister Yunxiao will be angry."

After saying that, Mu Guiying went to take a shower, while Li Yu scolded the level designer and continued to fight the level BOSS.

At the end of the game, Li Yugang was about to drink some water to calm down when he suddenly saw the WeChat message sent by Mu Guiying five minutes ago:

"You're still waiting for me to invite you, right?"

This... I was so involved in playing the game that I didn't even see the WeChat message. While lamenting that women are the natural enemies of the game, Li Yu turned off the computer and prepared to rub the Queen's back.

After leaving the study, he used the room card to open the door of room 202. As soon as he entered, a beautiful woman as gentle as jade threw herself into his arms:

"Husband, I miss you so much."

"Me too……"

"Then you keep sitting there playing games! I wanted to put on my newly bought gauze to show you, but since you're addicted to games, I'll cancel!"

Li Yu hugged the person in his arms tightly:

"Let me check if you are injured first..."

Soon, the two rolled onto the bed and became entangled.

In the world of the Three Kingdoms, when Jia Xu was doing Tai Chi in the morning sun, Wei Yan hurried over and reported in a low voice:

"Mr. Wenhe, the Jizhou North Route Army reported the latest progress, and specifically mentioned the Wuji Zhen clan... After Zhou Gongjin came to visit, the Zhen clan decided to move their family to Chang'an."

Hearing this, Jia Xu stopped what he was doing:

"The Zhen clan? Where is their land?"

"All the land was donated to the imperial court, the grain reserves at home were also donated to the army, and all the slaves were dismissed... They just wanted to have a place to establish themselves in Chang'an."

The Zhen family is so powerful... Jia Xu thought for a while and said:

"Let Chang'an prepare a five-room courtyard for Zhen, and prepare a fifty-acre manor outside the city. Zhen's family members will be arranged into different departments according to their age... I remember a few years later, Zhen Yan He died of illness and asked Dean Zhang to conduct a detailed examination on him. "

Wei Yan quickly took out his small notebook and wrote it down, then asked:

"I heard that the youngest daughter of the Zhen family is very beautiful. What if someone comes to ask for her hand in marriage after moving to Chang'an?"

This is not only a question Wei Yan wants to know, but also determines the attitude of everyone in Chang'an towards the Zhen family.

Jia Xu said without thinking:

"Any official who is close to the Zhen family will be demoted to the third level; anyone who presumes to ask for marriage will be transferred to the border area... No matter who it is, no one can have any ideas about the Zhen family."

Wei Yan understood now:

"Mr. Wenhe, are we going to dedicate Zhen Mi to His Highness the Holy Son?"

Jia Xu shook his head:

"In the original work, Yuan Shao heard that the young daughter of the Zhen family was extremely valuable, and immediately offered to marry him. When this word spreads to Chang'an, it will inevitably arouse the covetousness of others... What we have to do is to give Zhen Mi a good growth environment. , when she grows up, she can freely choose the life she wants."

Wei Yan asked in confusion:

"If she hadn't chosen His Highness the Holy Son..."

"No matter what choice she makes, it is her freedom. We don't need to interfere, just wait and see what happens."

While the two were talking, Yunxiao in Chaoge City borrowed the divination turtle shell of the Holy Mother Turtle Spirit to deduce the secrets of each world, and then noticed that someone in the Three Kingdoms world had a causal connection with him.

She stepped over here and saw the little girl packing her bags in the yard of Wuji County. She made some deductions with her fingers, frowned and said to herself:

"I lost my father at the age of three, my brother at the age of fourteen, my husband at the age of twenty-one, and I was sentenced to death at the age of thirty... There is a disaster every ten years. I am really a miserable person."

After saying that, she flicked her finger, and the bad luck lingering on Zhen Mi immediately disappeared without a trace...

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My body has almost recovered. I will start updating again next week. Please be patient!