Chapter 514 The Crane Is so Big that It Can’t Fit in One Pot! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Thank you grandma for giving me the longevity lock!"

In front of the statue, Zhao Qian knelt down and kowtowed respectfully, which surprised the tourists around him:

"Do you still need to kowtow when you worship Nuwa?"

"Nonsense, she is the mother of the human race, shouldn't she kowtow?"

"Then I'll give you a compliment. I played too much with my best friend last night and broke my knee. I just used this excuse to stop my boyfriend from asking questions."

"Good guy, aren't you afraid that gods will appear and kill you?"

"How can a god really show up? My boyfriend is working overtime tonight, and he will go and have fun with my other male best friend later..."

Dundun was communicating with his empress in his mind. When he heard this, he turned to look at the female tourist.

Soon, the female tourist sent a WeChat message to her male best friend No. 2. She sent it to her boyfriend with a trembling hand. She no longer had a smug expression on her face. She was crying and begging for forgiveness, but she seemed determined to break up, no matter how she apologized. Neither listened.

Tourists eating melon nearby felt so good that they took pictures of the scene with their mobile phones:

"I joked that the gods would not appear, and I received my retribution in less than two minutes."

"This is the first time I have seen such a brave person. He actually said in front of the statue that Nuwa was ineffective. Now it's better. Retribution is coming like a high-speed train."

"You don't have to believe in the ancestors of China, but you must respect them!"

"..."

Li Yu looked at this scene and asked his old mother in his heart:

"Mom, was this influenced by you?"

"I can't influence others. It was Dundun who lowered her luck. The next thing will happen naturally."

Li Yu rubbed Dundun's round head:

"I didn't expect that you are still a cat judge who has seen injustice on the road. Let's go back and do a live broadcast to show the netizens something good... Gouzi, can you live broadcast with Dundun later?"

Brother Dao tilted his head, muttered reluctantly, and returned to the B&B with everyone.

Mu Guiying walked beside Brother Dao like a two-faced man and whispered:

"You are a master of heaven, so be generous and don't argue with the little fat cat. Only the two of you can bring happiness to the people in the book world, right?"

Brother Dao nodded helplessly, looking at Dundun being held in Li Yu's arms, he felt sour in his heart and wanted to hug him.

Mu Guiying made a blind idea:

"How about you steal the spotlight during the live broadcast later, and I'll borrow Little Crab's twelve-pointed crown and put it on your head?"

"Woof!"

Brother Dao swung his tail excitedly, he must have the upper hand this round!

Back at the B&B, Shen Jiayue and Chen Yan took their children to the room upstairs to rest. Lin Hongqi and his wife followed them, wanting to stay with their grandson for a while.

Li Yu looked around and finally chose to live broadcast in the study.

Lin Xu began to set up the live broadcast equipment. Dundun sat on the carpet in the study room and watched Brother Dao summon Liu Xie.

As soon as Brother Dao closed his eyes, Dundun raised his paw and patted it gently on the face. Brother Dao opened his eyes in confusion, suddenly became excited, ran to the corridor outside, lay down and closed his eyes.

Not long after, Liu Xie hurried over from the book world.

Li Yu looked at this scene and asked curiously: Brother:

"No need to summon with a book under your pillow?"

Brother Dao nodded heavily and looked at Dundun with a little more admiration. He never expected that the entire book could be imprinted in his mind and he could summon the characters in the book anytime and anywhere.

Dundun was not very happy. He raised his paw and pressed it on the calculator:

"Minus, one, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero!"

Is this... ten million lucky points?

Good guy, I didn’t expect that doing Brother Dao a favor would actually cost me so much luck. This little kitten can handle it, and it’s really helpful when something happens.

With emotion, Li Yu waved to Liu Xie and introduced Lin Xu to him.

"Han Tianzi Association, I have met Mr. Lin!"

Lin Xu quickly said:

"You don't have to be so polite. I really didn't expect that Han Xian Emperor Liu Xie is actually Li Yu's apprentice. I will send you two cars of Linji seasoning tomorrow to improve your life in the Three Kingdoms world."

After the greetings, Li Yu said to Liu Xie:

"Go and get the Imperial Seal. I'll give Boss Lin a look and do a little experiment on the way."

When Liu Xie heard this, he immediately went back. Mu Guiying caught up with him and said:

"By the way, get me a twelve-color crown, I'll put it to great use!"

"Okay, Third Teacher Wife, bring the students over here as well."

Liu Xie left as quickly as he came. In less than five minutes, he took all the imperial seals and crowns.

Lin Xu held the jade seal in his hands and looked left and right, feeling as if he was dreaming:

"In ancient times, those civil servants and generals just wanted to seize this thing?"

"Yes, after all, it is a symbol of royal power."

"This jade seal looks like a cultural relic. Will you use this for live broadcast later?"

Li Yu originally wanted to do it this way, but then he thought about it. After all, this piece of jade seal had been circulated for four to five hundred years and was no different from a cultural relic. Taking it to the live broadcast room rashly would easily cause a sensation.

And if it can absorb the power of people's livelihood in the real world, Yuanshi Tianzun will definitely notice it immediately.

To be on the safe side, just use a newly made jade seal to broadcast live.

The jade seal carved by Master Deng looks no different from the one made last week. There is no red ink pad. When netizens see it, they mostly make jokes and don't think about the real jade seal.

Well, let’s give it a try first. If the new one doesn’t work, then use the old one for live streaming.

After making up his mind, he went to the vault, got a new jade seal, and asked Lin Xu to use this piece to broadcast live.

Soon, the preparations for the live broadcast were completed, and Lin Xu, who was dressed in Hanfu, and Dundun, who was wrapped in black Han Dynasty official clothes, appeared in Dundun's live broadcast room.

"Hello everyone, my name is Lin Xu. I went back to my hometown today and came to my good friend's scenic spot to experience the beauty of Hanfu. Dundun just missed everyone, so I will do a live broadcast and share some good things with you."

As soon as the broadcast started, the live broadcast room became very popular.

Fans are very smart. When they hear keywords such as hometown and Hanfu scenic spot, they think of Fengming Valley Hanfu themed scenic spot:

"Ah ah ah, I just went there yesterday. It was so fun, and you could also worship Nuwa with milk tea."

"No, someone just posted a fun video in the group, and I saw that one of the melon-eaters looked like Boss Lin. I didn't expect it to be true!"

"Boss Li from Fengming Valley Scenic Area is also very handsome. Is Boss Lin trying to compare his looks?"

"Handsome guys all hang out together. I would like to ask, can I have some?"

"You are a big-headed idiot. Boss Lin already has a wife and children. You are still taking cigarettes. Don't make yourself stupid."

"I thought male idols were very cold, but I didn't expect that they also like to eat melons. In the passerby's video, Boss Lin stretched his neck to see what happened to the female tourist."

"It's okay to say something or not, but to curse the gods in front of the statues. Even God can't save you from this kind of behavior."

"Yes, I committed suicide. No one else can blame me. It's a pity that I wasn't there. Otherwise, I would have held Dundun in my arms and kissed him! Cry! It!"

"..."

The live broadcast room was very lively, and everyone was making fun of him.

Soon, it was Dundun's turn to say hello. The little guy sat upright, licked his lips first, and then shouted into the microphone:

"Meow~~~"

Many netizens immediately responded like a drama queen:

"Hello, Dundun!"

"I had braised duck legs for lunch today. Thank you Dundun for your concern."

"Baby Dundun, are you happy to go on a trip? Take care of yourself and don't be scared by the weasels in the mountains."

"I'm so happy, my baby Dundun compliments me on how young I am."

"..."

Li Yu looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and felt as if he was attending an exchange meeting for mental patients.

Each one of these plays is too full, right?

The live broadcast room was busy, and Lin Xu held a locked red box in front of the camera:

"I had nothing to do just now. My good friend and I dug out a small box from the grounds of the scenic spot. There is a lock on it. Let's open it and see what's inside."

This box is a red box used to hold jade seals. It was originally equipped with an exquisite gold lock. In order to prevent people from thinking of it as a cultural relic, Li Yu just replaced it with a combination lock.

Seeing this lock, the people in the live broadcast room were immediately happy:

"I thought the treasure hunt show had been changed, but I didn't expect that Boss Lin was actually doing a lot of work."

"Cultural relic experts looked at this combination lock that will be launched in 2023 and fell into deep thought."

"When I saw the box, I thought it was a cultural relic of the Shang and Zhou dynasties. But when I saw the lock, I hammered it. It was from last week!"

Lin Xu slowly opened the combination lock, then opened the box, took out a seal engraved with a Chilong, and repeatedly showed it to netizens from various angles.

"Meow!!!!"

When Dundun saw Yuxi, he immediately pressed it with his paws.

The netizens in the live broadcast room cooperated with each other and posted a barrage of "Long live my emperor, long live the emperor". Dundun also held his big fat head high, looking like he was destined to die.

At this moment, Brother Dao, wearing a twelve-color crown, burst into the camera and immediately attracted the fans in the live broadcast room:

"Wow, is this Boss Lin's new pet?"

"It seems that Mr. Li of the B&B once saw it on Longqi Mountain. It looks as strong as a calf. A dog thief would drool after seeing it."

"It's called Brother Dao, and he and Boss Li are brothers. If a dog thief tries to steal it, there's a high chance that Boss Li will beat him up."

"Yes, there are masters of drunken boxing in the scenic area. With one punch, the dog thief's head will be split open on the spot."

"Don't forget, there are a few guys from COS Lu Bu and Qin Qiong. They are all very big. If you go to ordinary dog ​​thieves, you will never come back."

Seeing Dundun getting the jade seal, netizens thought that the theme of today's live broadcast was "The little fat cat has his destiny, and the Miao Miao Cult will inherit the throne." However, Brother Dao came out of nowhere and gave today's live broadcast a new meaning. What to watch.

The dog wearing the crown of the Han Dynasty and the cat holding the imperial seal imply the intensifying dispute between cats and dogs in the pet world.

Everyone kept commenting on the barrage, and the jade seal completely became a prop used by the Cat Emperor and the Dog Emperor to fight for imperial power.

Many netizens, as if they were possessed by Guo Jia, came up with some kind of "ten wins and ten losses theory" and carefully analyzed the possibility of victory for both sides. Li Yu was speechless for a while and wished he could introduce them to the Three Kingdoms for re-employment.

Lin Xu gave up the live broadcast room to Dundun and Brother Dao, and left the study with Li Yu:

"Then it will play until dark. Under normal circumstances, I don't have time to play with Dundun, so I will start a live broadcast to let netizens play with it."

In the courtyard of the B&B, Wu Song, Zhao Yun and others took out all the horses from the stables and took photos of the horses together in the evening.

Lin Xu went to the kitchen after taking a group photo, preparing to cook something different for everyone.

After Zhou Ruotong got off work, the filming was coming to an end.

She said hello to Shen Jiayue and Chen Yan, and took out the newly bought toys to tease Lin Chengye and Lin Jiye. The more they looked at them, the more they wanted to have a child of their own.

“The longevity lock given by Boss Li’s elders is so exquisite, but I can’t find the same model online.”

elder?

As soon as he heard Shen Jiayue's words, Zhou Ruotong knew which elder it was:

"This is specially made. You can't buy it outside. Let the two children wear it in the future. It's good for them."

Although I don't know how it was made, it must be something that Nuwa Niangniang made. It must be an acquired magic weapon at least in the world of the book.

When Lin Xu finished making dinner, the live broadcast in the study room came to an end.

Dundun took advantage of the home advantage and temporarily took the lead in the cat-dog battle.

Li Yu took the jade seal to the scenic spot and asked Nuwa Niangniang for the experimental results.

"Mom, is there any people's livelihood power in it?"

"Hey, there is really some. Although not much, the purity is higher. Different dimensions can make such a big difference in people's hearts... I can try more in this regard in the future."

Li Yu was very happy to get the approval of his old mother:

"Then let Lin Xu take the jade seal away this time, and put it out every time you live broadcast in the future, using the live broadcast room to attract mind power. Over time, it will definitely become a killer."

The population in ancient times was small. The top Internet celebrities in the real world attracted more viewers than the population of a country in the past when they did a live broadcast.

Under this premise, maybe he will soon be able to absorb enough people's livelihood in the real world.

After leaving the scenic area, Li Yu returned to the homestay and had dinner with everyone.

It should be said that the food made by the chef is indeed different. They are all ingredients that are usually eaten. After Lin Xu's hands cook, the taste immediately becomes different.

Seeing the grill outside, Lin Xu said to Li Yu:

"After I go back, I will make some barbecue dipping sauce for you and send it over. It is definitely better than ordinary dipping sauce."

"Okay, thank you Lin Xu."

Zhao Yun and Wu Song also specially toasted Lin Xu with two glasses of wine, which made Shen Jiayue curious.

My Xu Bao is obviously not good at socializing, why is it so different this time? I always feel that there is a secret hidden.

When I return to the capital, I must interrogate him!

After dinner, Shen Jiayue and Chen Yan went upstairs to coax the children, Wu Song and Hao Zhenzhen drove home, and Zhao Feng's family also went up the mountain to rest.

Zhao Xue followed Diao Chan to the warehouse stealthily. Not long after, Dao Ge and Dun Dun also came over, followed by Lin Xu, Li Yu, Zhou Ruotong, Liu Xie, Zhao Yun, and Yuwen Chengdu.

Everyone arrived at the warehouse. When Li Yu was introducing the supplies here to Lin Xu, a figure flashed in the middle of the warehouse. Mu Guiying came to the real world holding a chubby giant panda cub:

"Haha, little Fatty, this is the real world, come and say hello to everyone."

Seeing the giant panda that has not grown up yet, everyone gathered around, even Dun Dun ran over curiously, looked left and right, and wanted to stretch out his claws to touch it.

"This is a national treasure. If someone takes a picture of it, the homestay will be finished."

Li Yu rubbed the little national treasure and specially brought a bamboo shoot. The little guy took it and ate it fiercely, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

Seeing this, Zhao Xue also took the opportunity to stroke it twice. Diao Chan carefully held the giant panda cub in her arms. It was a furry and round ball, and her heart was about to melt.

Lin Xu asked:

"If this is donated to the giant panda base, it should promote breeding, right?"

Theoretically, this is true, but the source cannot be explained, so it cannot be donated.

The most likely possibility is to let Dao Ge secretly open a door on a barren mountain in Sichuan where giant pandas live, let Mu Guiying quietly bring a few giant pandas to the real world, and then erase the traces without anyone noticing, so that the giant pandas can be discovered by themselves.

While everyone was stroking the giant pandas in the warehouse, the world of Fengshen was a different scene.

The Queen came from the Wa Palace on a Qingluan, hovering above the Nine Heavens. The Golden Spirit Holy Mother flew over and respectfully presented the emerald green Qingping Sword:

"The city of Chaoge has made all preparations. No matter how much trouble the White Crane makes, it will not hurt the people in the city."

Killing the White Crane is not difficult. Almost every Daluo in the city has the strength to kill the White Crane Boy. The difficulty is to ensure that the people in the city are not affected.

Zhao Gongming and Kong Xuan also specially strengthened the city defense formation for this purpose, and used the twenty-four Dinghai Pearls in the center of the formation. Even if the White Crane Boy attacks with the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi, the people will still be safe.

The Queen took the Qingping Sword and said:

"Thank you for your hard work."

After that, she gently waved the long sword in her hand, and a emerald green sword light fell from the Nine Heavens, just landing on the head of the White Crane Boy who was confined to the top of Kunlun Mountain.

The sword light did not hurt him, but only cut off Yuanshi Tianzun's control over the White Crane Boy.

The moment the sword light fell, the White Crane Boy took off into the sky holding the Jade Ruyi and flew quickly towards Chaoge City.

As a disciple of Nanji Xianweng and the eldest brother of the third generation of the Chan Sect, the White Crane Boy appeared many times in the original work, from the beginning when Jiang Ziya went down the mountain to the end when the gods of heaven were divided.

Since being influenced by Dao Ge last time, the White Crane Boy has an inexplicable anger in his heart. He once killed Qiongxiao with a Ruyi. Now, even if he starts over, he is not afraid of the hairy and horned people of the Jie Sect.

Well, although he is a crane, the White Crane Boy looks down on the gods of the Jie Sect very much, so this time, he plans to teach the Jie Sect a lesson before the Conferred God List comes out.

Endless years ago, our Chan Sect was able to wipe out the Jie Sect, and now it is naturally possible to start over!

With such a belief in victory, the White Crane Boy transformed into his true form and rushed straight to Chaoge City at great speed. The Southern Pole Immortal could not catch up with him and hurriedly reported to his teacher Yuanshi Tianzun.

The movements here naturally could not be hidden from the Daluo in Chaoge City.

Everyone gathered in the sky above Chaoge, looking at the white cranes covering the sky in the distance, all of them were shocked, not because they were afraid, but because they were calculating how much meat they could get later.

Qiong Xiao held the golden scissors, shook his head and chanted the famous line from "Xiao Yao You":

"The crane is so big that it can't be put in a pot!"

Above the nine heavens, the empress was watching this scene, and suddenly, a carriage pulled by nine dragons appeared at the end of the sky.

Sitting on the carriage was a Taoist priest with a magic ring behind his head and auspicious clouds floating around his body. He was the biggest beneficiary in the Romance of the Gods - Yuanshi Tianzun!

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I went for a checkup today, and my blood sugar has stabilized a lot, and the feeling of hunger has disappeared. I need to continue taking medicine to consolidate it. For the time being, I will update once. I have something to do at home the day after tomorrow, and I am afraid I will not have time to write, so today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow will be one update. Sorry brothers, I am really sorry!