Chapter 3740: An Ordinary, Stupid, Fat Dragon
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"Wait a minute, I suspect you idiot is a fake!" After finally getting rid of my dragon-capturing hand, the evil dragon Leina suddenly thought loudly and yelled, trying to divert attention.
"You're calling me an idiot for what you said. How can I still be a fake?"
I blurted it out as fast as I could, and after thinking about it carefully, something seemed wrong. I thought about it for a few seconds, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.
"Although the idiot Druid I know has no moral integrity, he is not to this extent."
"You're right, I feel it's a bit much." Just now, the old horse who had stuck out his butt and jumped into the street like a wild goose on the sand, ate some brand of celestial beans, came back to life and immediately joined the discussion. group.
"Meow, could it be that because of the absence of Vilas and the others, my cousin has become unscrupulous? Meow?" Fini, the death-seeker, is gradually getting closer to the truth and is also heading towards death. She knows too much.
"I think it's nothing. Brother Wu is normal."
Gott emerged from the crowd of onlookers with a gorilla head with a Chinese character face, and analyzed seriously, not to mention, when he is serious, he really looks like a big shot.
"Gaote, it turns out that you are the only one who truly understands me." Finally, an orangutan who spoke human language came forward, and I was a little touched.
"Aren't we brothers?"
Gao Te smiled heartily and gave a thumbs up. The BGM of Young and Dangerous came right away.
"Sorry, it really isn't."
I quickly shook my hand. Even with the blessing of BGM, what should be denied must be denied, otherwise there will be more strange rumors about orangutans attracting each other. If it really spreads and Doug is not here, then it must be Feini and Lao Ma’s fault, as revenge, I will use cruel means to make the two of them swap genders.
"It's nothing, it doesn't matter even if you deny it." Unlike the past when he burst into tears when he heard this, and begged, "Even if it's a lie, please just nod." The gorilla smiled with a smile on his face, looking up at the sky, his cheeks There is a sparkling meteor falling down.
"Because, I'm used to it."
"..."
Hey, hey, don't look at me like I'm bullying the orangutan. I don't want to either. Who knows that Gott has already understood and didn't take this trick?
"Getting back to the subject, Gao Te, why do you think that Little Brother Wu is still the same Little Brother Wu?"
Shashik and Tulakov were unwilling to be left alone and joined in the fun. Speaking of which, a while ago, Gaut came to the Holy See Mountain for training. It seemed that they were the ones who brought him. I couldn't help but feel a little sad and think about those years.
Then again, isn't the real thing about this ship? Why did it go back to the true and false saviors? Is it important whether I am true or false?
Oh, it seems to be quite important.
"Hmph, that's a good question." Gao Te's face was confident and serious, and he tightened his collar, as if there was a voice changer hidden in it.
"At first glance, Brother Wu is indeed more unruly than before."
Well said, look, this is a golden legendary banana. With a pop, it disappeared amidst Gott's mournful wailing!
"But as a man, is it wrong to become more and more perverted?!" Holding back tears, Gott shouted from the bottom of his soul, and his sincere voice deeply shocked us.
"Just like now, my self-liberating, unrestrained and eager heart is already..."
"Okay, packing is done." He clapped his hands, and Gao Te, who was lying at his feet, had been tied into a rice dumpling and was struggling to roll around.
"Boss Fan is really tall. It's just one step away from letting Boss Gaote reveal his true colors." Lao Ma flattered him at the right time, but it was too late. What did you say just now? I wrote it all down in my little notebook.
This old horse said, Boss Fan is really tall.
Um? There seems to be nothing wrong with this. Why do I always feel that Lao Ma just did something too extreme? It seems that it is my misunderstanding. Comrade Lao Ma still has a very high level of ideological consciousness.
"We haven't arrived at the Dragon Riding Paradise yet, so let's send this guy back first."
I pointed at Gott, who was still trying to liberate his true self, and suddenly realized that he was probably the most dangerous guy so far. There were so many rivers, rivers, and lakes in Dragon Paradise. How many times would he have to liberate his true self? How many times will it be killed by the dragon female justice.
"Forget it, one more of him is not more, and one less of him is not much." Reina gave up tiredly. As a woman who came out of the family of a perverted concentration camp of a perverted elder in Camp Rogge, she is well-informed and behaves well. quite calm.
I felt that there was something wrong with what I said and it meant something. I looked at Lao Ma and then at Feini. I suddenly understood and nodded with deep feeling.
What a coincidence, Lao Ma and Feini made the same movements and expressions as me.
"Isn't the topic getting more and more biased? I think there must be a reason for Junior Brother Wu to do this, right." At this time, the senior brother stepped forward to smooth things over. As one of the few people present with a responsible IQ, he appeared at the perfect time. , this fuss is over, it’s time to get down to business.
"I think... if we can borrow this spaceship, it will be much easier for the people in Demon King Village to evacuate when the battle comes, right? Although the teleportation array has been optimized many times, it still feels too slow."
"It's really serious." Ben Zina looked shocked.
"Otherwise, why do you think I want a spaceship? Doesn't the Holy See Mountain smell good?"
"The perverted man who turned the spaceship into a beautiful girl and then conquered the harem."
"Sometimes I feel like I'm incompatible with you because I'm not perverted enough."
"Teacher, where do you want to go?" I don't know why Aleus was so inspired.
"You're not even going to let go of the doll, you pervert!" Benzina crossed her arms and stepped back to the stern of the boat with a look of shame, anger and disgust.
"Very good, the annoying guy is gone. Ahem, that...Ms. Reina, the matter of the spaceship..."
"If it's such a serious matter, it's not impossible to consider it."
Although this little female dragon is usually fierce and not virtuous, she never messes around in business. This is exactly what I admire about her... Ah, how is it possible? It doesn't exist.
"But I can't say for sure. It's not mine, so I can only give it a try. If I borrow it for a day or two and play with it... there will probably be no problem."
"May I ask, who built the spaceship?"
"Rena's father." Before the evil dragon Rena could speak, Aikarai had already answered.
"Him?!" I looked shocked.
"Isn't he... not the canteen manager?"
"Yes...yes, that stupid fat dragon, look at his chubby appearance, you are right, he is the ordinary manager of the Dragon Paradise cafeteria." The evil dragon Rena, who was flustered for a moment, hurriedly Nodding along with my words.
"He built the spaceship?"
"What, can't you? Let me tell you, we dragons are all very versatile."
"Then you can do anything you want with such a long lifespan." I muttered, feeling that I was making too much of a fuss.
"It would be even better if it belongs to my father-in-law."
"Wait, who is your father-in-law?"
"Stupid fat... ahem, of course it's your father, the canteen manager."
"Why why? What is my relationship with you? Why are you so shameless?"
Seeing the angrily protest of the evil dragon Lena, who almost hit the table and stepped on the chairs, everyone laughed. It was like a fixed program in Xianheng Tavern, and the air inside and outside the spacecraft was filled with joy.
"Speaking of which, is it that easy for you dragons to travel through the world?"
Back to the topic, I pointed to the spaceship at my feet. I felt that what I had worked so hard and gathered the strength of the entire alliance to accomplish seemed to become an understatement in the hands of the dragon. You see, a mediocre canteen manager. People can do it, and do it better.
Hell teleportation can only transport a few people at a time, and there is still a cooling time, but this spaceship quietly took a group of us back to the Dark Continent. The most important thing is that it is very comfortable. The difference between a green train ticket and a first-class ticket .
"This...how should I put it? Is it difficult to say it is difficult, nor is it easy to say it is simple." Aikalay tilted his head, as if he was thinking about how to explain it so that I could understand it.
"Let's start with the easy part."
"As long as you can reach the six-wing realm, you can travel back and forth freely. It's extremely easy."
I rubbed my temples: "Let's discuss what's not easy."
"Below six wings, it is still very difficult to break the barriers of space, especially to create props that travel through the world. The appearance of the Holy See Mountain is equivalent to a miracle even in the eyes of our dragons. exists."
"Really...really?" Feeling the shock brought by the dragon technology, I originally looked down on the Holy See Mountain, but after listening to Aikalay's words, I fell in love again.
"The bigger the material, the more difficult it is to travel. Look at how big the Holy See Mountain is, and then look at the spaceship. This size is probably the limit of a cafeteria manager's ability."
Miss Bailong winked playfully. Although I didn’t know what the fault was, I still laughed along with her.
"Could it be that this cafeteria manager...that guy's father...is the legendary six-winged man?"
"No, how is that possible!"
"Let me tell you, even if you are a giant dragon, a six-winged warrior can't mess up the streets." I patted my thigh and smiled reassuringly, regaining my 50-50 confidence.
Yes, I am strong!
"But... even my father-in-law, the canteen manager... ahem, uncle, who is not a strong six-winged man, can build a spaceship that travels across the world. Wouldn't the things built by a strong six-winged man be even more powerful?"
"It cannot be said that although the six-winged warrior can travel through the world at will, he should not be able to attach the ability to travel to any object, let alone such a huge carrying spacecraft."
"Then this spaceship is..."
"I think it's because of the use of fragments of the World Stone. The World Stone in the third world was broken by the Moon God, and our dragon also intercepted some fragments from it. As long as we make more use of it, it should be easy to build such a spaceship. .”
"I see." As expected of you, Aikalay, fair-skinned, beautiful, and a professional commentator.
It's just... is it an illusion? Aikalay used a series of uncertain words such as "I think, should, maybe," but it felt conclusive, giving people a certain attitude that this was the case and that there were no other possibilities.
"Almost there, almost there."
The commotion made by the dragon girls attracted our attention, and before we knew it, the spaceship had left Lu Gaoyin far behind and headed towards the depths of the desert.
Just when everyone was wondering whether Horadric City would appear ahead, the dark sandstorm in front of them suddenly opened like a curtain, and what came into view were green mountains and green waters, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and the unique dragon paradise - —Those straight sword peaks of different heights!
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