Chapter 3754: Misfortune Competition, Professional Capture

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I went back to the place where we all live. Maybe I have to thank the evil dragon Lena for not killing me, allowing me to face Uncle Hardy's face with a smile all day long, and it seems that I have endured the frost-like weather in June. With such a contradictory and weird expression on his face, I would rather go back and go directly to the Seven Giants to get over it.

That guy definitely hates me to the core. Comparing his feelings, if Xiao Heitan and the others bring a wild man back one day, my face will probably be even weirder. If it were Ka Jie'er, I'm afraid there will be double... It's twice as weird as if the ancient god resurrected, but the SAN value was not enough, and he died suddenly.

Then again, I was really beaten badly by Walter today. In my impression, not to mention the life-and-death fight with the enemy, the battle practice can be so miserable, it was the special training of the junior sister. Now thinking about it, The solid feeling of punching to the flesh is still fresh in my memory, which makes me miss it very much.

With my current strong recovery ability, when I returned to my residence, the injuries on my body were still not completely healed. My face looked like a clown, with bruises and bruises. The left cheek was swollen compared to the right, and the right shoulder was shorter than the left shoulder. Hey... Hey, what kind of injury can lead to such an appearance? The person is already disabled!

This is because Lilith insisted on helping me. The injuries on her body were caused by her father. Perhaps she felt guilty about this. In order to satisfy Lilith’s little wish for atonement, I could only give in and put on this awkward look. Posture, who makes the difference in height too much?

What is this called, the deep love between master and disciple!

But to be honest, regardless of face and other issues, I suggest that it would be better for Lilith to just carry me back, and the relationship would be more in place.

If after carrying it back and placing it on the stone bed, I coughed up blood and left a note, struggled to write the word "tile" with trembling fingers and then died on the spot, the script would have been more suspenseful and compact. I resolutely raised an umbrella to my father to avenge my teacher... Awesome knight girl, tut tut.

Just kidding, but at this moment, I have to prepare another script, and this is no joke.

With my appearance like this, if I don’t have a reasonable explanation, I will definitely be laughed at by those heartless guys. If nothing else happens, the old horse will open the market again, betting on how many punches I receive, and I will get some insiders who cannot be named. The evil dragons Leina and Benzina took the commission together, and blocked my path to making a fortune by cracking down on illegal gambling.

So, what’s a good reason to find?

For example, as a savior, I recently wanted to debut as an idol, so I worked hard to practice flat wrestling as my cuteness?

It seems to work!

While I was silently weaving alternative plan B, I was already back, supported by Lilith.

What's going on? Quietly, I was the only one who came back first. Are the others still practicing?

I, the one who got beaten the worst, turned out to be the most lazy person?

It was not that there was no one inside, but everyone was there, but none of them said a word, as if they were boxers sitting in the corner of the ring in a black and white style.

Frustration written all over his face.

"What's wrong with everyone?" I motioned to Lilith to help me sit down on the chair. Opposite me was Lao Ma. He raised his head, revealing a miserable face, with one eye big and one small, and his nose seemed a little crooked.

"Hahaha!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

We pointed at each other's faces and laughed.

Then he lowered his head indifferently, and another frustrated boxer was added to the crowd.

"It feels...something's wrong." The senior brother showed a rare expression of confusion, as if he was a little doubtful about life.

"The gap between here and heaven is too big."

As a high-end business traveler who has been to heaven and hell, Carlos feels that the copy of Dragon Paradise is still too difficult. It can’t be done without cutting it. It’s not that you can’t endure the hardship of cultivation, but the impact is too great and makes people feel There was a deep despair that not even the Holy Light could save.

"It's normal. After all, there is no difference between ordinary dragon paradise and advanced dragon paradise."

I hinted that there are classes in heaven, and some people take advantage of the situation. I seriously suspected that the fifth master was forced to come down because he lost the guessing game and did all the hard work.

"I've never been to what heaven is like. I just think... maybe I shouldn't have come. The challenges here are not suitable for me at all." Lao Ma covered his face and collapsed. He learned from his mouth that their afternoon training turned out to be How to get close to a sleeping old dragon - within 10,000 meters.

Just the lingering power of the dragon exhaled from his nostrils has already turned the old horse into a tracker on the Volga River. The bruises on his face are not caused by fighting, but because he was forced to approach and couldn't bear the pressure of the dragon and fell again and again. It fell out on the ground.

Well, the excuse I was looking for to fall flat on the ground has been registered first, and it is worthy of the name and justified.

It was rare to see Lao Ma so depressed. I was just trying to comfort him with something, when suddenly he changed the subject.

"But seeing how miserable Boss Hansriken and the others are, I think it's nothing."

The captain of the fast food restaurant team who was lying on the gun looked confused, scratched his head, and also told his own suffering experience. He was probably inspired by Lao Ma. As they talked, they suddenly thought about it and even showed a happy smile. road.

"Seeing that even the senior gorillas are training so hard, we have nothing to complain about. We should be content just to be here."

"Huh, me?" Gorilla Gort, who was eating a banana to replenish energy, fell into deep thought with half a banana in his mouth.

Then he spoke in a consultative tone.

"Um...can you call me Gott-senpai, Gorilla-senpai or something...it feels a bit awkward."

"This kind of thing is not important no matter what." I interjected.

"I think it's quite important..." The method that could easily be deceived in the past, probably because of suffering, the brain started to spin, and was actually caught by Gorilla Gott.

So I silently made an ice mirror and placed it in front of Gott.

Looking at the reflection in the ice mirror, with half a banana in his hand, half a banana stuffed in his mouth, and a face covered with long hair (beard), Gorilla Gort fell into deep thought again for some reason.

Then he suddenly clapped his hands and happily accepted the term "Senior Gorilla".

I'm so honest and honest that I want to cry for this guy.

"Actually, it's nothing. I was often beaten like this by Lina when I was at home. It's just a bit of a psychological shock. [In front of the giant dragon, I am no different from a baby orangutan.] This feeling is so weak that even I can see it." If I don’t go down, it’ll be quite uncomfortable to be honest.”

Everyone fell into silence.

First of all, this guy has many tricks up his sleeve, and he is so miserable at home.

Secondly, he seems to have completely accepted the setting of the orangutan and even made some self-reflection.

"But don't be angry when I say this. Seeing you looking so embarrassed in Seattle, you suddenly feel that this setback is nothing."

Speaking of which, there seemed to be some grievances between the second senior brother and the Gaut couple in the past. Although it was in the past tense and had been reconciled long ago, as expected, seeing the second senior brother suffering at this time, Gaut would still subconsciously take pleasure in the suffering.

"Tsk, even our league's top player is like this, who are we?" The second senior brother had a big face, picked his nose, and kicked the ball back to my feet nonchalantly.

Eh...Eh?

It turned into a misfortune competition? So who should I compete with?

In other words, am I the worst?

I had a dull look on my face, a little unable to accept such a setting. Shashik and Turakov were also dull, and I felt an inexplicable pain of having their scenes robbed.

"Come, have some tea."

"Ah...oh, thank you." I subconsciously took the tea cup and took a sip. Under the influence of the tea fragrance between my lips and teeth, my mood gradually relaxed.

No, wait!

"Why are you here!" I jumped up from the chair and pointed at the girl in front of me and exclaimed.

"You're making too much fuss, but I've always been here." The Red and White Princess, who was wearing an immodest red and white armpit-baring witch costume, glanced up at me with a rude look, and then discussed the tea issue with Princess Sanwu again.

Princess Sanwu, you are here too! ! !

"Boss Fan, you are so rude. Isn't Lord Lingmeng always here?"

"Yes, yes, there should be a limit to old eyesight."

"Junior Brother Wu, could it be that you have been too tired during this period?"

"With this look, I think he could just go to the grave."

Everyone said something to me, as if there really was something wrong with my eyes.

"Have you seen little Jasmine?"

"Hey, little Jasmine? Where are you? Listen to what you say...I'll go!"

"..."

Well, it seems not.

In other words, it must be the Red and White Princess who used some suspicious means to sneak in and make everyone mistakenly think that she has been with us all the time. This must be the case.

I believed in my own judgment more and more and nodded. At this time, my sleeve was gently pulled.

The Red and White Princess held a piece of memory crystal in her hand and handed it over, opening it, and a series of still pictures passed before her eyes.

The first picture is that we have just boarded Aikalei's ship, behind the mast, a corner of the big red bow is exposed.

The second picture shows the old horse suffering from a ball. In the passing shadow, a slender figure is covered, only half of the wide white sleeves are exposed.

In the third picture, when everyone first arrived at Dragon Paradise, everyone was looking around curiously. Upon closer inspection, it seemed that there was half an extra calf, and the owner of the leg was completely blocked by the crowd.

The fourth picture is the Dragon Paradise at dusk. There are a group of giant dragons flying around in the sky, flying past the Jianfeng Mountains. If you look carefully, you will find that there is a needle in the group of giant dragons that are only the size of fists in the picture. A black dot the size of a hole. Zoom in and zoom out again. It turns out that this black dot is actually the red and white princess riding a broom.

The fifth picture...

The sixth picture...

I:"……"

Is this the dark version of everyone looking for trouble? In order to prove that I followed him all the way because there was something wrong with my eyesight, this guy worked hard enough.

There are even more mysterious ones, such as this last one.

When I was hit hard by Walter's punch, the Red and White Princess took a selfie at a mysterious angle, making her V sign with a professional miko smile, and her face was close to my face and Walter's fist. The moment of contact and friendship transformed was captured perfectly.

I'm afraid this product doesn't use the Beautiful Legs brand memory crystal PRO30, right?

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