Chapter 3761 God (?):? ? ?
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Although it seems to make people smell the smell of homosexuality, the progress of the senior brother and the second senior brother really made everyone who has been secretly competing, including me, tighten the clockwork a few times again, and even ate quite a bit of dinner that day. The intrigues, especially Lao Ma, hid behind mountains of food and peeked at everyone with pretended cold eyes from time to time.
The look seems to say, you really worked hard today, I appreciate it, but unfortunately, you will be surpassed by me tomorrow.
As a result, everyone tacitly speeded up the meal (fighting) speed. When Lao Ma reacted, there were only cleanly chewed bones left on the table. He could only go back to the room in a daze while holding his hungry belly. , went to eat dry food.
So with Lao Ma's intelligence, he can't learn how to be a villain, so he can only go to Celestial Warrior and be a weirdo.
Being stimulated, I ignored the delicious breakfast made by Bisi early the next morning. I took Aikalay and went straight to Uncle Hardy. Lilith went back last night. After all, she is Walter's biological daughter. We had a good relationship, and after a little coaxing, and because I missed my mother, I thought I would be returning to the Holy See Mountain soon, so I followed Uncle Bailong who looked proud.
To be honest, if I were in the league, I would have called the police every minute because of the proud look Uncle Bailong gave me when he was leaving. The weird guy who abducted Loli was the one who looked so dishonest with a cigarette in his mouth!
There's something else I've been worrying about.
Where did the evil dragon Leina and Ben Zina go? Last night was even more extreme and I didn't come back at all.
Could it be that she took my child and eloped with Ben Zina?
This plot flashed through my mind for a moment, a plot that even a senior screenwriter of a family drama about gender ethics would not dare to conceive. I was a little bit naive, but after thinking about it carefully, I was not convinced.
Because this is not the West, what is needed is intellectual correctness rather than political correctness.
So the question is, where is the Dragon Paradise?
I was running around in my mind, and I opened my mouth several times to find out more, but thinking about being fooled by Aikalei every time, I didn't think much of this inquiry and simply gave up.
"Oh, you're really early, little Aikarai, do you want to have breakfast together?"
Looking at the chubby Uncle Hardy, I feel that he is a guy who can sleep in, but unexpectedly he gets up earlier than us. What remains the same is that he is still eating the food he is obsessed with, just like making mosaics on the basin.
By the way, is his food getting worse and worse? I remember the first time I saw it, it wasn’t so... so mosaic?
Thinking of how the most powerful person in the three realms, such a majestic and domineering person, could treat others unkindly, be tricked by the cook, and eat less than a dog, I silently shed fierce tears.
I can't say that this is an opportunity. I can show off my superb cooking skills as the strongest special chef in history (limited to grilled fish), make the Dragon King realize what real food is, and become a celebrity next to the strongest person. , from then on he punched Michael, kicked Lucifer, and lived a happy life of being a fox and a tiger.
Forget it, if you really do that to your father-in-law, you won't be safe.
Back to the subject, since he ignored me and didn’t invite me, I was still politely rejected by Aikalay. He finished a bowl of nearly mosaic breakfast without changing his expression. Uncle Hardy didn’t say much nonsense, raised his fingers at me, and pointed towards the person he brought before. I walked to the training ground I had been to.
The main show finally came. Aikalay and I looked at each other and hurriedly followed. After twists and turns, we finally arrived at the Dragon Paradise, which is hard to distinguish between real and fake.
"Well, let's just go here." I don't know if it was out of spite, but Uncle Hardy took us to the top of the Dragon King's lair. It looked like it had been cut across by a knife. It turned out to be a giant platform. As far as the eye could see, All are misty clouds and mist, as if you are in a fairyland.
Well, in fact, you can think of Dragon Paradise as a dark version of Wonderland, that’s fine.
"Huh, my brain was so busy trying to do this trick for you, so be grateful."
"That's necessary. Being able to come up with new tricks in just a few days is worthy of Uncle Hardy. Not many people who have been to Dragon Paradise have the same ability as you."
I was supposed to be flattering him, but I saw the other person's face darken, as if my words had insulted him, and his face was full of displeasure.
It’s so hard to find this guy’s cool spot!
"The reason why I put so much thought into it is to consider how to reduce the power and reduce the difficulty of learning so that you can get started in time, otherwise I can complete it on the same day."
"Yes, yes, Uncle Hardy is mighty." I nodded repeatedly. There was no need to write a manuscript when I was bragging. Who couldn't do it? The little female dragon was so drunk that she held my hand and pointed at the moon, saying that she could do it in the future. To become the number one master in the three realms, do you see me laughing at her?
Oh, it seemed like he was laughing at that time.
Feeling a chill, I quickly calmed down, verified my sincerity, and bowed respectfully.
"Coach, please be sure to teach me the new moves!"
"Well, it's pretty much the same. It looks pretty good." Touching his sparse beard, Uncle Hardy pointed to the side. Two more stools appeared in the open space and he sat down in a swaggering manner.
It looked so bossy, as if it was really the master of the mountain.
And I always feel that there should be an altar in the center of this platform to do something serious and important. It exudes an inexplicable solemn and solemn atmosphere that makes one's heart palpitate, even if this is a fake Dragon Paradise, used as a training ground. Is it really suitable?
Hey, two stools?
Is this a scenario where two peaches kill three people? At this time, he still wants to do something bad. It seems that my old father-in-law really hates me.
Originally I wanted to get a chair or a stone or something to sit on, but then I thought about it, after all, I was learning from a teacher, and as the other party’s father-in-law was his father-in-law, I had to be more respectful, so I sat cross-legged opposite my old father-in-law. Next, he showed the humble attitude of an apprentice.
Aikalay's reaction was very interesting. When she saw the intrigue between me and my old father-in-law, she pursed her lips and smiled.
"Uncle Hardy, what are you doing? How can this stool be worthy of your status?"
"I...what's my identity? I'm just in charge of the canteen, right?" My father-in-law seemed to be confused for a moment, but he quickly calmed down.
But don’t confirm it with me!
"I knew that Uncle Hardy's teaching would take a lot of time, so I specially brought Uncle Hardy's favorite chair here, you see."
As if by magic, the bejeweled and domineering golden dragon chair that occupied the center of the hall was brought here by Aikalay and placed in front of Hadi with a smile.
"Right, Uncle Hardy, your favorite, this is what Reina said to me personally." Aikalay said each word softer than the last, but also clearer than each word.
"Yes... yes, I like it very much. It's rare that you are so thoughtful." For some reason, my father-in-law's smile was a little forced, and his brows were still twitching. Could it be because he was too happy?
At Aikarai's urging, my father-in-law reluctantly sat on his 24K solid gold dragon chair. Aikarai, with a victorious smile, gestured for me to sit on the stool where my father-in-law had just been sitting.
Look at the terrifying smile on the other side, as if I had taken his throne.
I can only say that if you do too much injustice, you will surely die.
Although compared to the golden dragon chair of my father-in-law, the stool is still a lot shorter, and even more exaggerated than when sitting on the floor. But for some reason, I feel that my father-in-law sitting on the golden dragon chair looks more like... singing an opera. of.
It seems that I am not the only one who feels this way. My father-in-law is also moving his butt uneasily, as if there are thorns on it. It is unbearable to look at, and he is suspected of bullying the old man. But thinking about his evil deed just now, I quietly Giving Aikalay a thumbs up.
"Listen carefully, I will only say it once. It's up to you whether you can learn it or not."
"Please teach me." When the main show came, I quickly sat up straight, but... should I teach you verbally first? Compared to Uncle Walter's method, it's less interesting and not direct enough.
"First of all, I have to let you understand something. It is basic knowledge to us dragons, but it is a truth that is almost inaccessible to you, the tiny humans."
"That's the essence of this world."
"As we all know, God created the world, and the operation of the world is supported by countless laws. The sky, earth, oceans, air, and life are all filled with countless laws."
"Considering that your IQ is too low and what you are talking about is too complicated, you may not be able to understand it. We can think of the world as a house, and the rules are all the materials that make up this house: the foundation, walls, roofs, beams, columns, and even furniture. Just because there is such a house We can survive only by being able to shelter us from the wind and rain. That’s what it’s like in a big way. How about it, can you understand.”
My little chicken nodded.
"The next thing is the key point. Things in this world, or this house, are not created overnight. Even God is not omniscient and omnipotent and cannot accurately predict what will happen millions of years in the future. Therefore, there are many small objects in the house. It was added later. There is a very suitable example, such as your so-called seven professions and skill tree system. How much do you know about it?"
"I have a general understanding. Related professions have existed for a long time, but the skill tree system did not exist at the beginning. You need to understand and practice by yourself. Take the profession of wizard as an example. Although I don't know when it was born, it was developed by the elves. Charlotte Femina, the sage of the Holy Dharma, became popular after a series of simplifications. It was not until probably after the War of Original Sin that there were new changes. The cultivation method created by Femina was gradually simplified. It was replaced by a job transfer system in which professions and skills were directly assigned by laws, gradually forming today's wizard group."
After saying this, I suddenly understood what my father-in-law meant: "You want to say that our current professional skill system is a [small object] added by God, right?"
"This is exactly what I mean. God cannot predict what will happen in the millions of years, but he can make corrections when things happen. I think your professional skill system is the best example. After the War of Original Sin, the Holy See was weak, and the mainland War continues, the gap between races continues to expand, and more fresh blood is needed to supplement, or replace the old order, so there are new rules and a new professional skill system, so that you can grow faster. This The supplement and improvement of this law reached its peak when hell invaded, allowing you to withstand the offensive of hell. The old papal rule was overthrown, and a new alliance leader was established. This may mean that God's will has been realized."
Speaking of this, Uncle Hardy said with emotion: "It is indeed a great existence. Even if it is impossible to predict what will happen tens of millions of years later, the layout and control of tens of thousands of years can be regarded as omnipotent and omniscient."
Is it...is it? Is God that great? I always feel that my father-in-law has completely changed his mind. In my opinion, that guy who is only qualified to clean the toilet is just trying to fix a problem, and his skills are not yet perfect. He has been tinkering with it for tens of thousands of years, and maybe he even referenced a certain model from another world. Hot games, crazy plagiarism, ah, finally the professional skill system has been fixed and it has become decent, so the Dark Continent can survive for a while longer.
I'm exhausted, it's time to touch, like this.
"These are not difficult to understand, but what does they have to do with the new moves we are going to learn next?"
"Crib." My father-in-law didn't answer my question immediately. Instead, he suddenly said a confusing word.
Crib? It's too early to prepare now. Didn't the little female dragon say that she would be pregnant for at least a hundred or two hundred years? I don’t know if it is an egg after it is born, maybe it will continue to be hatched.
"In my opinion, the professional skill system rules that God has customized for you are like a new crib in the house, which can protect you and allow you to grow better."
Oh, that's what it meant. It scared me to death. I thought the evil dragon Rena had been lying to me and she was about to give birth.
I can't blame me for misunderstanding. Who made her mysteriously disappear these past few days and associate it with what my father-in-law said? How can I not be wrong?
"But, you are a mature adult and it's time to get out of the crib."
God, meow, I've matured and it's time to leave the crib. In your eyes, do you think all the adventurers, including me, the strongest player in the alliance, are still lying on the crib, holding a pacifier in their mouths and waiting to be fed?
At this moment, Aikalay, who had been silently listening, came to assist.
"Uncle Hardy may want to say that it's time for Mr. Wu Fan to get rid of the shackles of the professional system and skill system."
Hey, is that what you meant?
I was in a trance, touched my head, and combed through it carefully, and it seemed that this was indeed what it meant.
But the career system and skill system are determined by laws. How can I resist the power of laws? Hey, it’s wrong again. I seem to have broken a little bit of the constraints. In terms of skills, I have practiced the great unity concept taught by old man Galen and broken the The skill point-adding mode has become an experience accumulation mode. This should be considered a breakthrough, right?
Only then did I realize what I had done, but this rule... didn't seem very reliable, either? Broken by a four-winged noob like me?
God, what are you doing? God, cheer up!
It seems that if my father-in-law wants to teach me new moves, he must first let me break the shackles of the professional skill system. I just need to tell him the unified concept of Old Gallen and my current skill status, and see if I can drain the ditch. overtake.
"Oh, it turns out that you have already taken the first step. With only the extremely limited knowledge of human beings, you can achieve this step and find the right direction in the millions of years of nothingness, darkness and ignorance, even if you hit it by mistake. Accidental collision, the one named Gallen is just so-so, he should be considered outstanding among you humans, and he is worthy enough for me to write down his name."
My father-in-law stroked his sparse beard and nodded lightly, with a serious expression, as if he was announcing a grand event and bestowing a great favor. His serious look reminded me of Na Long Na Yue Na No. 1 that night.
It is indeed my biological child, just be happy.