Chapter 3759: Fly for Dad!

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Because of Uncle Hardy's summons, the training ended early. In the end, he just kicked me out after saying a few bullshit. To highlight the point, he just kicked me out.

Fortunately, the Aikalay sisters were loyal and did not accept Uncle Hardy's pig food invitation, and came out together shortly after.

What to do? Call Uncle Walter again and continue training?

I looked at the sisters around me. With their help, I would be able to get there. But no matter what, it seemed like I was going to come and I would go if I waved away. When facing the elders, I didn’t respect them enough and I couldn’t speak.

There's no point in going back too early. Why don't we just make an appointment with the Bailong sisters to go shopping together?

After some hesitation and hesitation, I finally returned to my residence with a somewhat depressed expression.

As expected, there was no one in the empty hall. Inspired by the first and second senior brothers, the others were also working hard to receive special training. Of course, there were also idlers who were defeated before fighting, such as Feini and Oona. There was no sign of the weird lovers group, which is not surprising when you think about it. Everyone has gone out for training. They are not NPCs, so they can't stay here all the time. They probably went out to have fun.

It's over, this time it will be regarded as a negative example. If I had known, I would have shamelessly asked the White Dragon sisters to summon the coolies... ahem, I was summoning my father.

What the hell!

The moment I thought that no one was about to announce that I had taken over this dragon's nest, a familiar figure startled me.

"You are so silent, why are you hiding in a corner like this!" Looking at the red and white princess who seemed to be autistic, I shouted angrily.

The guys wandering around disappeared one after another, but the elusive guy suddenly appeared, which made me wonder if I had accidentally stepped into the other world.

What's more, if I were hiding in a corner like this, if I were in a game, I would probably have shouted "This is a conspiracy of beep beep beep" and died.

"Alas." Putting down the cup, the red and white princess sighed deeply, looking really troubled.

This is really strange. Are you worried about having no money to rebuild the shrine and thinking about how to sell your integrity?

With some vigilance and some curiosity, I sat down along the short coffee table in front of her.

Dear viewers, hello everyone, welcome to Wu Fan's Appointment. Let's first take a look at the troubles of the lady in front of us who is troubled because her integrity cannot be sold.

Oh, I seemed to have asked myself a question just now?

"Princess Reimu, why are you so fat? Why are you so depressed? This is not like you normally. If you don't mind, you can follow me... Ahem, can you tell me something? Maybe I can help?"

Using a different formal tone than usual, I raised the empty tea cup in my hand to her face, showing a fatherly look of concern.

Duoduoduo, as expected, she filled the cup that was handed over with hot tea. The red and white princess sighed heavily again, with a melancholy expression. If it was because of her moral integrity, then I would be wrong.

"Maybe it's because I'm hungry? How about I go to the kitchen and cook something." At this time, Aikalay, who couldn't say anything, lightly clasped his hands and said with a soft smile like an angel. Lilith was also eager to give it a try, expressing I want to help my sister.

Without waiting for a response, they went to the kitchen first.

It's really strange. Although Miss Bailong is usually careful and gentle, she has a certain mode in everything. Except for a few people, she will not go to the extent of cooking just because someone is hungry.

Moreover, she only has little confidence in her cooking skills. After all, she is beaten every day by Vilas and Bisi around her.

Is it because of the atmosphere?

I tilted my head and thought about it, feeling that it was not important, so I gave up thinking decisively and returned my attention to the red and white princess in front of me. At this moment, she finally spoke, with an extremely depressed tone of voice.

"Actually... something happened at home."

"Family affairs, family affairs, it turns out, it is indeed the most troublesome thing." I feel deeply. Take my own family as an example. To outsiders, it is already an extremely happy family, but in fact They also have their own family troubles, for which they secretly worry and work hard.

For example, Vilas, who had always wanted a child, was shy and found it difficult to speak. She finally plucked up the courage to speak to me. As soon as she said the first word, she fainted with a pop and smoke coming from her forehead.

Sarah still hasn't given up her dream of growing taller. She has been wandering around the underwear store with her face covered all year round, but was led to the children's area by the smiling shop assistant.

Linya, contrary to Sarah's worries, I haven't been to a general underwear store for many years. Her specialty is homemade bra straps. She once complained to me privately that she was tired of wearing loose robes and wanted to try tight-fitting clothes. , so I helped her realize her wish at a special time and place.

Aren't the bra straps quite tight?

I can't elaborate on these things one by one. Even the innocent-looking girl Tia has her own little troubles - how to make the doll princess like her special desert meal, so that others don't like it. That's all, Benzina, you are also Princess Horadric, how can you be so rebellious and abandon tradition.

"So, what happened at home? Is there anything I can do to help?"

This time, the red and white princess stared at the tea in the cup and thought for a moment, as if wondering how to speak and where to start.

"The truth is... I have a father."

"Oh..." My eyes started to become serious. This was so sad. Who else doesn't have a father?

"I inherited a store from my ancestors."

"Well..." I started to look sad. Yes, who doesn't have an ancestor?

“I feel like I’m not capable enough and I can’t manage it properly.”

"Ah..." My eyes started to moisten, it was very pertinent, who wouldn't start with a useless person?

"The family has two nephews and nieces who are just living for a living. They think they are very capable, and they dictate the management of the store, causing the store to become a mess."

"Alas..." I started to burst into tears. It was so normal. Who wouldn't have a relative who would cause trouble?

To sum up, this is simply a royal start!

"So, are you listening carefully?" The red and white princess raised her eyelids, showing no emotion, which made people feel numb.

"Oh, yes, yes, listen, you continue." I quickly turned off the complaining mode, sat upright, and corrected my attitude.

"Although my life was a mess and the store was a mess, which made me worry a lot, I still managed to get by."

"Just live it if you can. There will always be people who live worse lives. You have to be optimistic."

Transformed into a life coach, I began to comfort me, but when I thought about it carefully, I still want to teach the red and white princess to be optimistic? She is so optimistic, okay? She doesn't worry at all when her home is being torn down every day.

"If it keeps going like this, it will be fine. But recently, my cousin got sick again, and he has some strange ideas about how to run the store."

"Retarded children have a lot of fun, and mentally ill patients have broad ideas. Please forgive them." I continued to comfort...wait, is this comfort?

He secretly glanced at the red and white princess and smiled slightly, as if she was comforted?

"So, I recently scolded the two of them and said a few weak and cruel words. That's all I can do. Wu, can you think of a solution for me?"

"Well..." First of all, I have been observing the Red and White Princess. Judging from the previous cases, this guy has too many records of cheating, kidnapping, and rhythm, which makes people have to be on guard.

However, this time it seemed like he was telling the truth, and the atmosphere was a little different from before. It seemed like he was seriously complaining to me. It seemed that I had to brace myself to deal with it.

"First of all, I have a little question. Why do your cousins ​​eat at your house? Where are their parents?"

"..." Please tilt your head, showing a troubled look, as if you are thinking seriously about how to explain it to me, and then speak in a tone of doubt with little confirmation.

"One is autistic and the other is a prostitute?"

"..."

No, I said those brothers and sisters of your father are too miserable, right? So it seems that only your father is the most prosperous? Still unwilling to work hard? No wonder his nieces and nephews are resentful.

"The reasons are very complicated. In short, they are mostly self-inflicted and have nothing to do with my father... I can't say it doesn't matter. It should be said that they asked for it first, and then my father intervened, and then things became complicated. It ended up like this.”

"It sounds really complicated, and it's really not easy for you." I laughed, not wanting to pursue the gossip at all. I felt like I could talk for three days and three nights, so forget it.

"Then the second question is, you said you can't do anything to your cousins. How can you not do it? You can't bear to deal with them, or you don't have the ability to deal with them?"

"The latter." The red and white princess answered this point very cheerfully, so refreshingly that it made my neck shiver. I said it would be better if you add the word "main" in front of it.

If feelings could handle them, wouldn't you have the least bit of heart?

"This will make it easier. You need help, that's all." After saying that, I rolled up my sleeves and flexed my biceps. Do you see these muscles? Open your mouth and the savior will help you. Search everywhere. A good thing that cannot be found in the whole world.

"..." Looking at me and then at my exposed arms, the red and white princess gently retracted her eyes and took a sip of tea.

He didn't say anything, and his eyes didn't mean anything to look down upon, but it was precisely because of this that it made people even more furious.

Because this is simply ignoring!

No, when I think about it carefully, I remember that this guy seemed to have told me that all the mikos of the past generations were the will of Gensokyo, and there is no such thing as biological parents.

I've been fooled!

Being played very seriously!

"Puff, puff, wow, it's so easy to trick, it's just the right time to kill boredom." Seeing my reaction, the red and white princess showed a foxy smile as if she had succeeded in stealing her moral integrity.

"Asshole! Give me back my kindness!" I slapped the table hard, thinking of breaking it into pieces and making the poor witch feel distressed for a while. However, the table turned out to be very strong and could withstand the malicious intent of the four-winged man. hit.

Tsk, is it made of the same wood as the money box?

When the first plan failed, I had a second plan in my mind. I turned to the kitchen and shouted: "Ekarai, Reimu said that she won't eat, so there is no need to prepare her portion."

"I know." Miss Bailong's sweet voice came back vaguely.

Turning around, I smiled maliciously at the red and white princess, holding her red lapel like a cat. Maybe she felt guilty for having done something bad, but she didn't resist and kept her kneeling posture. She was just like this by me. After carrying it outside the door, there was a howling cold wind and a thousand-meter-high cliff.

"Are you going to jump by yourself or should I throw you down?"

After thinking about it, the lazy red and white princess nodded and said, "Just throw it away."

"Don't think I can't be cruel."

"You're welcome, just throw it away." The red and white princess spread her hands, as if an enthusiastic merchant was persuading customers to buy, buy, buy, buy quickly. After this village, there will be no more shops like this.

"That's what you said." I took a deep breath, gathered strength, and prepared to let my moral integrity fly.

"Wu, are you happy and satisfied now?"

Out of the blue, the red and white princess suddenly asked.

"Huh?" My surname is not Fu.

I wanted to complain like this but for some reason, I felt that I had to answer seriously and let this shameless princess eat lemons while flying.

"Do I need to say this?"

Thumbs up.

"Satisfied, bursting with happiness."

As a result, this guy didn't seem to care about the answer at all, and spoke like a three-no princess.

"Oh, that's great."

"Fly for me!"

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