Diablo Destruction

Chapter 3744: You and I Should Become Good Friends and Become Sworn Brothers to Jinlan...

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The golden color is dazzling and resplendent, giving people the feeling of being too much. In the dragon's nest, which exudes a soaring vulgar atmosphere, the rolling mountains of huge gold coins are crisscrossed with piles of priceless treasures. The golden hall is full of wealth. Leona's face is full of it. If your heart is dead, you will have no love in your life.

It shouldn't be like this, it obviously shouldn't be like this.

In her imagination, she was supposed to be in a dilemma between the stupid fat dragon and the stupid druid. She even imagined the worst case scenario. The stupid fat dragon couldn't help being angry and attacked the stupid druid. !

What should I do? Are you going to stop him? Or try your best to stop it?

Although it was not her wish, Leona had to admit that she and that idiot did have a bond that was inseparable. Therefore, no matter how reluctant, unhappy, or unwilling, At this time, you have to stand up and protect that fool.

Yes, imagine that on a windy and rainy dusk, two men's eyes flashed with incomparable hatred. The war was about to break out. The stupid Druid was about to be killed instantly. He stood between the two men, family affection and evil fate intertwined. Torn between a left and a right, a dilemma between loyalty and justice (?), he finally clenched his fists and raised his head majestically, his eyes revealing a determined gaze with golden light, staring at the two angry men who wanted to fight to the death for him.

Rage from the soul!

——You two, stop fighting over me!

——Have you considered my feelings? !

——You men are always so self-righteous!

Then, the stupid fat dragon and the stupid druid, who were already in power, finally repented amidst their hoarse and sincere cries, shook hands and made peace, and reconciled.

Okay, Leona has to admit that she stayed up late the night before she came back and read a knight novel that was obviously very vulgar but she still wanted to continue reading it. There was a similar plot in it. Maybe, probably, she might have been a little bit affected by it. Influence.

However, there is a saying that novels come from life, right? There has been no similar tragedy, so how can people imagine such a scenario out of thin air?

Therefore, Leona's children's shoes subconsciously drew up a script for herself.

Everything was expected. The first meeting between the two men was just as she had imagined. The air was full of gunpowder. Of course, there were some differences. The smell of explosive barrels that were about to explode at the first touch was all stupid and fat. From the dragon side, the stupid druid looked like a soaked squib, a soaked cock, a shaved husky...

Highlight a huge coward.

I can understand, I can understand, after all, this fool has taken advantage of him... Bah, this princess didn't let him take advantage... In short, it's normal for this fool to be cowardly. Where does he have the confidence to get angry at the stupid fat dragon?

OK, the actors are in place, the scene props are complete, and the atmosphere is set. Next, it’s time for the heroine to appear.

Caught between two men, the noble, gentle, kind, beautiful, unfortunate, and sad princess is wandering painfully between family affection and love (crossed out: to be corrected). On the left is a man with a deep fate. , I don’t want to see him get hurt; on the right is the father who was blessed with the gift of childbirth, and I don’t want to punch him. These two torments and pains are intertwined, giving birth to more pain...

This is how it should be, it should be this way.

But why did the painting style change next?

Leona squatted in the corner with a blank look on her face, her eyes suspiciously like she was dreaming, and she couldn't help but look away from the center of the hall again. The feeling of lifelessness became stronger and stronger.

Who are those two people?

Who are those two guys hooking up and chatting over wine?

I don't know any of them.

This must be a dream, I must be dreaming, a weird, long dream.

"Hiccup~~~" Hardy, with a drunken face, gave a satisfied burp. He suddenly jumped up and landed on a mountain of gold coins several meters high. He bent down and rummaged around for a while. The crown is casually put on the head, the dreamy ribbon connected with countless colored diamonds, the drooping shoulders, and the supreme scepter engraved with the wings of a giant dragon, which is waved like a ceremonial stick.

"Look, look, do I look like the Dragon King now?"

Hardy, who was very drunk, had one hand on his hips and the other holding the scepter high. His round, fat face assumed a serious posture. Perhaps the webbing was a little tight, so he subconsciously lifted up his protruding belly. , there was a surge in the throat, and a long wine burp came out of the mouth again.

Not to be outdone, someone jumped up to another mountain of gold coins as if in a ring, bent down and rummaged through it, and finally found a golden sword and a crystal shield, holding it in his hand. He also lacked a cloak, so he couldn't find it for a while. He had no choice but to get a thick quilt in the inventory and hang it randomly on his shoulders, raising his sword to meet the shield.

"What about me, do I look like the savior now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the quilt slipped from his back, and he collapsed limply on the ground.

You look at me and I look at you. The two extremely drunk men burst out laughing again without any image. They threw away their clothes. You had a drink and I had a drink. They ate meat, drank heavily, and sang and danced.

Aikalay and Loyer who rushed over saw this scene.

"What the hell is going on? What happened?"

The White Dragon mother and daughter were also frightened by the scene before them. They originally came to save the scene, but they never expected that such a thing would happen. Even if they were given ten times the IQ, they still could not figure out why such a thing would happen. Expand.

And Uncle Bailong, who was hiding outside the door and preparing to watch the show, was completely unfit for the image of a cold prodigal. His mouth opened wide in shock, and his chin almost dropped to the ground.

"Don't ask me, I don't know what happened, and more importantly, I don't know them." Leona's face was expressionless, her eyes dull.

That's it, another one went crazy.

Aikalay and Loyer looked at each other, feeling more and more strange. The two communicated with each other for several seconds and reached a consensus.

No matter what, let's end this weird farce as soon as possible.

I thought it would be extremely difficult to pull two men back who were drunk and about to take advantage of me. Unexpectedly, the mother and daughter just stepped forward to help them. Before they spoke, the other side seemed to already know. After realizing their thoughts, the arms holding each other's shoulders loosened and they quickly separated.

"Next time... let's have a drink together next time..."

"It's just... it's settled, next time... it's the puppy who doesn't come!"

"Okay, I'll see you then. I'll definitely see you."

"Come as scheduled."

"No problem, be on time, be early."

"Hahahahahaha!!!"

"Hahahahahaha!!!"

With a manly crispness, without the support of Bailong mother and daughter, the two turned around and left as soon as they said they were going.

For some reason, Leona suddenly felt that the scene in front of her was very similar to a story a certain druid told her.

It is said that in the far west of the continent, a tribe of wizards who are good at riding horses and use a strange [pistol] as a magic tool have a cruel duel game. That's it. The two people walk forward with their backs to each other, and after counting one or two Three, turn around in an instant, draw a gun and shoot at the opponent. Who wins and who loses, who lives and who dies, all depends on who shoots the eye of death first in this thousandth of a second.

Wait, so what exactly is the Eye of Death? !

Leona shook her head to get rid of this strange thought that suddenly appeared. Look, isn't this peaceful? It must be my imagination.

The next day, I woke up from a nightmare and sat up.

"Oh my God! I had a nightmare!" I yelled at the dragon Reina sitting on the edge of the bed.

Then, count the big eyes to the small eyes for a few seconds.

"Oh my god! The nightmare continues!" I slapped my forehead and lay down again. Yes, the only way to solve the nightmare is to continue to fall asleep in the dream. I remember the high school physical education teacher once taught that a negative makes a positive!

Draw inferences from one example and wake up from your dreams!

"Get up, you lazy bastard!" With such a real scream, his body flew up along with the rolled up quilt, and rolled in mid-air for a while before landing.

"Does a guy who sleeps twenty hours a day have the right to criticize me? You have the right to criticize me as a little ghost!" I stretched out my hand to grab the quilt and argued my case, when my eyes suddenly caught sight of Aikalay standing beside me.

"Ahem, forget it, it's getting late, get up and get up." Give Miss Bailong some face, it's definitely not because of you, the evil dragon Reina.

"Tell me, what happened yesterday?" I was only wearing a pair of big underpants. Before I could get dressed, the evil dragon Rena came forward to interrogate me aggressively.

"Yesterday?" I looked confused.

"What's going on between you and the stupid fat dragon?" The little female dragon went straight to the point without giving me a chance to think.

"With stupid fat dragon?" I thought thoughtfully.

"Explain it to me quickly! Did you cast some strange spell on the stupid fat dragon?!"

"For example, a mind-lowering spell?" Aikarai added a reminder on the side, her sparkling, crystal-clear and beautiful pupils filled with pure curiosity.

"What happened yesterday?" I tilted my head. For some reason, I seemed to have lost a memory. I fell into an inexplicable panic and started to tremble.

"You still dare to pretend to be stupid? You have lost your memory, right? I will help you get it back!" Without saying a word, this violent little female dragon picked up a big hammer with 1000T engraved on it, and raised it high to hit my head. Smash it down.

"Wait a minute, Lena, Sir Wu Fan doesn't seem to be lying."

"I can see that."

"Is it obvious that you can do it!?" Even though I was shrouded in unknown fear, I couldn't help but raise my head and glare at the evil dragon Leina. This little female dragon has completely imitated Ben Zina. .

"Look, I have to find any reason to beat you up. How kind and gentle I am."

"Then you are great. You should really go find Andariel and make him a good friend, become a close friend of Jinlan, and invite him to be a comrade. I think you will have many topics in common."

"Your Excellency Wu Fan, I am glad that you have overcome your fear..."

"No, I'm not, I didn't!" When I got excited, I rushed to hug Miss Bailong's big white legs and begged for comfort. After a pause, I pulled the quilt and rolled it up on my body, like a little girl. On the verge of death, his desire for survival is still strong, like a quail, shivering in the corner of the bed.

"I forget what happened last night, but I know it was an absolute nightmare."

"I'm very happy to see you and Ben Feilong drinking and talking."

"Wine and have a good time? With him?" The quilt shook even more.

"I don't know, I forgot, but if that's the case, I was forced. Although I forgot what happened, I still remember the feeling at that time. If I don't do this, I will die miserably. This kind of involuntary fear and despair!”

Leona and Aikalay looked at each other - it was indeed the stupid fat dragon's problem.

But what is he doing for?

"You said..." I hid under the quilt and asked weakly.

"Is what happened last night the correct way for a son-in-law to come to meet his father-in-law for the first time in this world? To be honest, I didn't have any real sense of the existence of my father-in-law before."

Don’t you have a father-in-law? Just when they were about to say this, the image of Lal came to mind, and the two of them shook their heads.

That's not a good reference.

Of course, neither is the stupid fat dragon.

"I don't know how the human son-in-law will be received when he comes to visit us for the first time. As for our dragon...last night's situation should be quite special." The gentle and kind-hearted Miss Bailong kindly gave me Explain it.

"Are you really dissatisfied with me?!"

"Aren't you having fun drinking and talking?"

"That's even scarier, okay! Speaking of which..." I pulled off the quilt and looked outside the door in panic.

"Am I at your home?"

"Otherwise?" Evil Dragon Leina shook her face, showing a hundred reluctances.

"Then...my father-in-law, he..."

"Right outside the door."

"Alas!!!"

Taking quilts by storm! The savior transforms! The ultimate quail form!

"Leina, please stop teasing Mr. Wu Fan. Don't worry, Uncle Hardy went somewhere early in the morning."

"Oh, that's it."

I got excited again, rolled like a lazy donkey and turned over like a kite, jumped up from the bed, put my hands on my hips, and put on a majestic posture.

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and leave this dragon's pond and tiger's den to find your friends."

After saying that, he didn't care about waiting for Aika Lai and the evil dragon Lena, and he didn't care about still wearing big pants, and ran away quickly.

"Hey, you and Stupid Fat Dragon made an appointment to have a drink together next time." Leona shouted at the embarrassed figure with a wicked smile.

"Eh?...Ah, of course, how could I forget such an important agreement? Don't worry, it's no problem. I'm always free and available. Next time, there will be a next time. I will definitely do it. Arrive on time and be sure to have a good drink then.”

"Puff, puff, sister Aikalay, did you see that that idiot will also be scared one day." Leona hugged her belly and fell on the bed laughing.

"I think this is normal." Aikalayi blinked lightly: "In front of his father-in-law, a son-in-law is naturally in a weak position. After all, he took away his precious daughter. Mr. Wu Fan may also be comparing himself to others. "

"That's right. If it were that idiot's daughter... he would probably become even scarier than the stupid fat dragon."

"It's good that you know. Please do a good job and stop teasing Mr. Wu Fan. He is already pitiful enough."

"Hmm, sister Ella Rai, you really care about that idiot." Leona looked at her best friend with pretense of suspicion.

"How can that compare to you?" The white dragon girl returned the favor calmly.

"Just now, Your Excellency Wu Fan called me a son-in-law and a father-in-law. You responded very readily, without the slightest intention of resisting."

With a pop, Leona's whole pretty face turned red with embarrassment.

"That... that's just... just a moment... a moment of carelessness... wuwuwu~~~ I'm such a big fool, I actually continued to follow the topic."

Following Leona's declaration of surrender, which was useless no matter how she explained it, the noble Dragon Princess fell straight on the bed in shame...

Looking at Leona who was covering her ears and stealing the bell, Aikalay couldn't hide her sweet smile. This sincere smile was also full of doubts and worries.

Uncle Hardy...what on earth is he planning?

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