Chapter 3747 It’s Too Difficult for Me!
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"Then, let me see your strength and see if there is any rescue... ahem, I mean ways to improve."
Uncle Hardy pressed his temples and sighed slightly, with a disgusting attitude of "Why do I have to do such stupid things?" Maybe it was an illusion, but there was a little bit of contempt in his words.
It's like a tiger being forced to teach a kitten how to fight.
Due to lack of thinking hall.
Although compared to the overall strength of the dragon clan, I, the league's top master, is indeed very weak, but uncle, you are also so-so among the dragon clan. You are about average or above. In terms of prestige, Valkemet seems to be better. look like.
Maybe it’s due to the dragon’s arrogance and inertia. I don’t have much temper. Yes, I am the savior who is said to have no master’s momentum and arrogance. Rather than being looked down upon, there are indeed profiteers trying to gain more from me, the emperor of mathematics. Scamming out a few small sums of money makes people even more angry.
What, you said I counted wrong? If you talk about nothing, you are obviously a profiteer! My abacus speed in elementary school was the first in the class!
Ahem, let’s get back to the subject. Anyway, although I don’t look very strong, after all, I have lived for so many years and I should be much older than Uncle Walter. Regardless of my strength, my experience is definitely better than that of a cricket like me. A novice who has practiced in the dream test for a thousand years.
Therefore, I have no doubts about whether Uncle Hardy has the ability to teach me. Even if I can't trust my father-in-law, I can always trust the vision of the evil dragons Rena and Aikarai.
No, let’s forget about the little female dragon’s eyesight.
I don't dare to neglect these little 99 queens in my mind, but...
"right here?"
"Huh?" Uncle Hardy yawned lazily, and raised his eyes diagonally with a look like, "Do you have any questions?" He didn't bother to say another word. It's really yours, with such a belly. Convex still makes sense.
"It's okay, won't it disturb other people...other dragons?"
I pointed at the other sword peaks. Are you underestimating me a little too much? After all, the four-winged strongman, the law of the sky and the earth... ahem, I mean the form that swallows the world, with a body of thousands of feet, is no better than some of the sword peaks on the periphery. Small, you said that these sword peaks have been strengthened and I can't shake them. I believe it, but with such a huge body causing trouble here, there is some noise pollution, right?
More importantly, what should I do if I disturb the Dragon King’s rest?
"It seems you haven't figured it out yet."
Although he tried his best to appear calm, as expected, his father-in-law still stared at him kindly with the eyes he would look at a countryman.
"This is not the real Dragon's Paradise, it's me...ahem, it's a place we opened up for our own cultivation."
"Like a different space?" I was a little shocked.
"Although it's not very appropriate, you can generally understand it this way. Forget it, seeing how worried you are, let me give you a simple example."
My father-in-law said this. Without waiting for me to react, he threw out a punch. I don’t know if it was because of the relief of his bad taste. It happened to be the Dragon King’s Nest in the center. His punch cut it in half, a huge mountain towering into the clouds. Collapsed suddenly, half of the billion-ton mountain fell down, like dominoes, knocking down more than a dozen nearby sword peaks. It was a scene of destruction that was enough to make even the four-winged experts stunned.
After more than ten minutes, the movement gradually subsided, and the scene was already a mess. The Wei Ran's magnificent Dragon Paradise collapsed with a large gap in the center.
Before I could close my open mouth and the mutation regenerated, the fragments of the collapsed peaks turned into light spots and disappeared. In the blink of an eye, the world in front of me returned to its original state again, and the Peak of the Dragon King was still high. Towering.
"Now you understand."
"Is this... is this the realm of dreams?" I reluctantly closed my mouth, trying to suppress the surprise in my heart and find an explanation for the scene just now within the scope of what I could understand.
Only the realm of dreams can construct such a small world. Even trained enemies can be restored immediately no matter how damaged they are.
"The realm of dreams?" This word seemed to irritate Uncle Hardy, and the kind expression on his face began to become unhappy. He gritted his teeth and became angry for some reason.
"Don't compare our noble dragon with that guy. Our dragon's skills are the best in the world. We're infinitely superior to him."
"Stupid fat dragon, don't go off topic." Seeing that Hardy became more and more excited as he spoke, and had the urge to go to the Mermaid King for a fight right now. Leona quickly coughed several times and warned her not to reveal her identity. .
"All in all, the shameful things in the Dream Realm are incomparable to this. Just know this."
How can other people see my dreams? There is nothing wrong with saying that they are shady.
"In other words, this place has a more powerful function than the Dream Realm that can extend the training time, right?" I looked at Uncle Hardy with sparkling eyes. The Dream Realm is already awesome enough, could there be something else here? A more awesome way to practice?
Hardy: "..."
I:"……"
"For example..."
"Our dragon clan's technology is the best in the world!"
"Oh Ha?"
"Anyway, let's start practicing, or do you think you don't need it anymore?"
"Start now, start now!"
Okay, I think I can understand it this way, the dragon clan is the best in the world in technology.
Then, the realm of dreams is heaven.
I have nothing to say, so I go straight to the topic, COSPLAY Bear, Transformation!
Boom! ! !
The thousand-foot-tall stuffed bear makes a grand appearance carrying a salted fish sword.
How about it, you are stunned to see my powerful figure.
Lowering my head and looking at the several people at chest height, I slowly raised the bear's paw. With a bang, a sharp claw popped out of the meat pad. Boom and boom, the sharp claws popped out one after another.
Did you see that my sharp claws are no worse than your dragon claws?
With a slightly smug look in my eyes, I saw Aikalay waving to me with a friendly smile, and saw the evil dragon Leina curling her lips in disdain, as if to say, a mere idiot Druid dares to show off his power here.
Looking at my father-in-law, he seemed a little sluggish. Hmm, he was really frightened by me. However, his gaze seemed to be a little off. It should have been focused on my upright appearance. He seemed to be more focused on the salt on my shoulders. Fish sword?
Could it be that you are hungry? I just ate it, uncle, okay, okay, it’s not impossible. We’ll bake it and eat it together after practice.
I inserted the Salmon Sword upside down, and with a violent vibration, there was another standing sword peak in Dragon Paradise. Or should I say Salmon Peak is more appropriate?
Then as usual, let’s warm up first, uh... I just saw Uncle Hardy casually smashing up the Dragon King’s lair. To be honest, I’m a little itchy too, so why not...
My eyes secretly glanced at the center, and I thought, forget it, you are a guest after all, so you'd better restrain yourself.
It’s you.
The cosplay bear's eyes fell on a sword peak not far away that was about the same height as his body. Gamu, wail, fall, and destroy. From now on, this Druid will be the trampler of Dragon Paradise!
As if I was on the shooting scene of a special feature film, I punched him with anger and inexplicable excitement.
I hey o(≧w≦)==O out!
Click.
Um?
There was an expected roar, and the sight of the sword peak being broken by a punch did not appear. Instead, a strange sound similar to breaking came from the body.
The bear's paw that hit the sword peak was folded in an extremely unnatural curve, which was in sharp contrast to the motionless and intact sword peak.
My brain didn't react for a moment, and I suddenly became confused when faced with this scene.
The purpose of my punch... was it to break the mountain peak, or to break my own hand? It seems like it's the other way around, no, no, no, logically it shouldn't be possible to do it the other way around. Maybe that's what I meant from the beginning, to discount my own hand.
Oh, that’s it, no wonder, no wonder, then it’s okay.
That's right, that's weird, you bastard!
Gammmmmmmm! ! ! ! ! !
I clutched the curved bear paw, and my face was deformed in pain. I fell to the ground and rolled around, screaming.
My hands, my bear paws, my claws!
"Cough cough cough!!!"
Leona, who should have been happy to see the stupid druid looking so cute and embarrassed, was unhappy for some reason and kept pretending to cough, glaring fiercely at the instigator - the stupid fat dragon who couldn't stop laughing.
Aikalay also looked unkind, thinking that it really wasn't that simple. I knew how Uncle Hardy could be such a serious coach.
"Don't be angry, I was just joking, just joking. Who would have thought that this kid's bones are so brittle? Oh, young people nowadays don't like to exercise, they are weak. I think back then... Hey, hey, don't pull me out His beard!"
"Ahem, I made an accidental mistake just now and increased the stability here a lot. Is your claw... okay?"
I shook my bear paw, which had recovered so well, and gave me an elegant and easy-going "OK, it's okay, I'm not angry, just be happy" with my middle finger.
Because the bear has only four claws, my dedication to sacrificing myself to entertain everyone does not seem to be conveyed to the other party.
"Then let's start over. Don't worry, there will be no problem this time."
Do you think I will trust you again, you bastard! Don’t forget that I’m also a senior daughter-in-law, you bastard! Just now if I were you, I would have turned Jianfeng into Jianfeng, bastard! Why do I suddenly want to forgive you after such a heart-to-heart comparison, you bastard!
It's still the same sword peak. I hold my breath and concentrate, like an experienced and cautious boxer, sliding left and right, sliding forward and sliding right, with the constant swing of my waist and head and neck, like the most beautiful river in the sea. The enchanting seaweed circled around the sword peak, and a sharp light flashed from time to time in his eyes, as if he had discovered the opponent's flaw and was about to strike with all his strength, but the next moment he made a feint of swinging his arm. It was so It's unpredictable.
The fist was swung out in the air. The distance was short and long, and sometimes it was about to land on the sword peak. In an instant, it was withdrawn at a thousandth of a millimeter's distance. He took the trouble to test it again and again with astonishing patience. , highlighting a lion fighting a rabbit.
Big aunt!
(╬ ̄俣)=○Out!
Boom! ! !
Hiss!
The former is when the mountain peak snaps off.
The latter is caused by exerting too much force and straining the biceps...
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