Chapter 3727 Who Is the Drama Queen?
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"Junior Brother Wu...could he be too careless to underestimate the enemy?" Carlos frowned as he looked at the magic mirror reflecting the battle between demons in the Holy See Mountain.
Aikarai on the side worked hard to control the magic camera to ensure that it was safe and not destroyed, so that everyone could watch this wonderful battle without blind spots.
This kind of real-time peeping... ahem, real-time live broadcast capability has been demonstrated as early as the previous martial arts competition in the three worlds. It can only be said that the dragon technology is the best in the world.
As for why the battle with the Demon God of the Abyss was not broadcast live, it was absolutely impossible. The chaotic battle between the four powerful Demon Gods, coupled with the crazy racing on the Holy See Mountain, such a big scene, the magic camera was hit by stray bullets every minute, It turns into a pile of ashes. This thing is very precious. If it breaks, even the great Aikarai will feel distressed... for a whole day.
The large living room was already full of people, including Sa Qili and Xiao Heitan, who had just returned. Everyone did not take this battle to the Demon King Village Square to make it public. Although it was another good opportunity to promote the savior's power, the opponent It has two tails, which means that the family scandal should not be publicized.
Besides, there is no complete trust between adventurers and monsters. If they see the scene of the two tails going berserk, the differences between the two parties may become even greater.
Therefore, it is regrettable to announce that this yet another rare battle between powerful demons can only be watched by some people.
At this time, everyone stared at the image in the mirror without blinking, for fear of missing a frame. Although the battle between the demons was too high-end, and most of the time it could only be heard, but someone's desertion was a bit too much. , even novices like Vilas and the others can tell that the adults in her family are not fighting seriously.
Just like Carlos said, a certain savior seems to be playing with the cat.
"Carlos, you are so concerned that you are confused. Junior brother Wu must have some confidence in his heart to do this." Unlike the senior brother, the second senior brother was very relieved. He even took out a big chicken leg and gnawed it while taking advantage of this rare opportunity. When he got the chance, he vaguely gave some guidance to his elder brother.
"Is this your first time meeting Junior Brother Wu? Does he look like a fool to you?"
After saying this, he was stunned for a moment, and the chicken drumstick in his mouth almost lost its flavor. Before everyone could react, he asked himself questions.
"It seems...well, it's quite stupid. No, I mean, how many times have we fought against Junior Brother Wu before? You still say such stupid things."
He seemed to have hit on a few words specifically to express his pride that "we have fought against powerful demons."
"Although Junior Brother Wu usually looks silly, he is never stupid when fighting. This is what I mean. Think back to our previous battles with Junior Brother Wu. Although he occasionally gets distracted, I don't know what is going on in my mind. , but the critical moments are never vague, right.”
"Indeed." After listening to Seattle's words and recalling the previous encounters, Carlos nodded with deep sympathy.
"As an adventurer, Junior Brother Wu's greatest advantage is that he is very aware of his low IQ, so he never underestimates the enemy, at least not the enemy's IQ, so he has never made a fatal mistake, to say the least. However, it’s not because he underestimates the enemy, but because the enemy’s IQ is too high, even overestimating it will not help, this is an objective situation.”
"So we can rest assured that Junior Brother Wu is definitely confident in doing this."
"Look at what you are saying, it seems that my little brother's nickname is for nothing." The first brother and the second brother explained, which made everyone feel more relaxed. The living room began to be filled with a happy atmosphere, and Sa Qili even started to drive joke.
"Well, it depends on the situation. Junior Brother Wu is not a brainless pig who advances suddenly. Most of the time, he is forced. If you don't do this, the alliance will suffer greater losses. If you don't do this, people around you will be injured and sacrificed. Faced with this, He can only rush towards unknown enemies and traps. If he is faced with a known situation, I have never seen him advance in such a hurry."
"That's right, after all, Junior Brother Wu is more afraid of death than ordinary adventurers."
Everyone was talking to each other, chatting and laughing, and inadvertently exposed someone's background.
ah……
Holding my chest, I felt a deep sadness.
Why do others always have a group of amazing teammates when fighting, even if they are not assisting, they will offer the best wishes BUFF, and the combat power is UPUPUP, but I, in the thrilling battle, feel the pig teammates from behind. The incoming arrows pierced him mercilessly.
If you watch the live broadcast, I don’t have much to say. Don’t you know that the four-winged warriors have particularly keen intuition? You are still saying bad things about me while watching my live broadcast, and every word is heartbreaking. Do you think that the stupid hair on my head is white?
Twin Tails, can you feel this grief? !
The twin tails couldn't do it. Instead, they waved their flexible cat-tailed swords, trying to pierce me completely.
The most terrifying indifference in the world is this. I am fighting, and teammates who cannot fight and opponents who cannot kill are poking at me.
Since you can't feel it, don't blame me for forcing you to feel it.
The moment the cat-tailed swords poked through it, a sharp look flashed through the ragdoll bear's glass-beaded eyes. Now, I finally caught it!
The two flexible rope-like tails were tightly clamped between a pair of bear paws.
It’s not easy. I have waited for this opportunity for too long.
Now, your tail is in my hand, like a dog on a collar and leash, or are you not going to let me do whatever I want?
Just when I wanted to imitate the villain, I held my akimbo muscle with one hand and looked up and laughed a few times, but the cat tail in my hand disappeared.
It’s gone!
What about such a big and long cat tail? !
It turned into an element of annihilation, disappeared into the bear's paw, and then grew out from behind the buttocks of the twin tails.
Well, let me just say that as a strong man with four wings, it is impossible for others to have such an obvious weakness for others to catch. This tail can still be like this. Let alone docking it, it cannot even be used.
On the other hand, I can't even scratch my back with these incompetent bear paws, not to mention turning into two rocket fists and blasting them out. What use do I need them for? !
Furious, I am extremely furious!
Twin Tails, don’t blame Bendru if you are injured, just accept 100% of my throwing tiles!
"Oh, Junior Brother Wu finally showed his energy." Everyone in the living room cheered reassuringly.
"Rainstorm Pear Blossom Fist! Ah da da da da da!!!"
"No, he just used his full strength, not all his IQ." The cheers turned into howls in an instant.
In the shadow of fists all over the sky, a dexterous body with two tails of hundreds of feet was just like a fly shuttling between the tiny gaps, dodging and retreating, while the stuffed bear pressed forward step by step while clicking, and for a moment Deadlock.
If the Ragdoll Bear is compared to a motorcycle, then Twin Tails is a bicycle. The speed of a motorcycle is definitely faster than a bicycle, but it cannot hold Twin Tails as a cyclist. It can stop, put the bicycle on its back, and jump over the wall. And passed.
If the ragdoll bear, a motorcycle rider, doesn't have the heart to consider performing a motorcycle trapeze, I'm afraid he will have to do the opposite and be toyed with by the unparalleled flexibility of the twin tails.
"Why is Junior Brother Wu still playing tricks now?" Seeing the deadlock in front of them, the strategists in the living room started a new wave of analysis.
"Probably... I don't want to hurt Mr. Two-Tails."
"And the twin tails are not weak when facing me. Don't forget that it breaks through the realm of transcendence. Like me, it cannot be regarded as a novice in the four-wing realm. According to me, the mastery of the world should be at least Around ten percent.”
Sa Qili felt a little distressed. It was not easy for her little brother. He was risking his life outside while petting a cat, and everyone had to take turns to complain about it. Let's be fair.
"That's right. We were too optimistic before." A well-founded analysis made everyone fall into introspection and finally realized that they were standing and talking without back pain. You can do it, you can do it?
"However, I still have a vague feeling that Mr. Wu Fan may have other ideas." At this time, Aikalay, who was concentrating on controlling the camera, made everyone's minds active again with one sentence.
"Yes, Junior Brother Wu's style of play is too strange. I think it's not just because he doesn't want to hurt the twin tails, or because the twin tails are not weak."
"Shuangwei is already a four-winged warrior. Even if there is a gap between the four-winged warriors, it is not that easy to kill. Junior Brother Wu must know this better. Even if he doesn't hold back, he may not be able to kill Shuangtail. As for the I'm injured, and I won't be able to take care of myself without beating my two tails. How can I communicate well?" As the second senior brother spoke, he inadvertently revealed a bit of a violent maniac.
"Perhaps, you are afraid that the two tails will run away?"
"That's the point. Although the twin tails are in a violent state, no one knows whether it is unwilling to die now or whether it still retains its instinct. If it realizes that the opponent is invincible and chooses to run away, I am afraid that Junior Brother Wu will not be able to catch it."
"If we go to the territory of the Seven Giants..." Thinking about this possibility made everyone's lips twitch.
"So this idiot is showing weakness to the enemy, and is constantly teasing the two tails, just to prevent the two tails from escaping, and then looking for an opportunity to strike them with thunder... to cripple them?" After receiving many hints, Her Royal Highness the Dragon Princess's head also It was finally opened.
After relaying the correct conclusion, everyone looked at the battle in the magic mirror again and suddenly felt different.
"Junior Brother Wu, you are so wise as to be foolish."
"Are you sure that Junior Brother Wu is really that smart? He's just following his fighting instinct, right? Junior Brother Wu's fighting instinct is still impressive, and I, Seattle, can be ashamed of myself."
"They are all my junior brothers, so your tone should be gentler."
"..."
Let's arrange for the Skeleton Dragon to be the sparring partner for the first brother and the second brother tomorrow. It's such a happy decision.
These guys kept saying things to each other, and they finally realized my good intentions and were forced to do so, but they still didn't say it completely.
That is the unique skill of a four-winged strongman.
Although Twin Tails has just been promoted to the Four Wings, don't forget that it has lived for at least a thousand years. How could it not have any trump cards? The trump cards accumulated in the past, plus the new strength of the Four Wings, that power, let me face it. It also hurts.
I was indeed showing weakness, petting the cat, and waiting for the opportunity to kill with one strike, but in fact, I mainly hoped to make the two tails fall into a state of incompetent rage and display their unique skills in advance.
If it were a sober Twin Tails, they wouldn't even think about it. No one would use their own unique skills until the last moment when life and death were at stake. But it was different now. Twin Tails was going berserk, so there was still some hope.
Once the twin tails reveal their unique skills, I will have no worries about my one-hit kill. Otherwise, while using my one-hit kill, I will probably have to face the unknown one-hit kill from the twin tails. Even if I can kill them by then, If the two tails are left behind, I am afraid that my skin will peel off.
Now, I am teasing the cat with my life, waiting for the two tails to start its performance. Of course, if the two tails are willing to keep doing this, I am more willing. Compared with physical strength, I, Xiong De, have never been afraid of anyone.
Maybe it was my show of weakness that played a role, or maybe it was my combination of beating, teasing and stroking that made Twin Tails unbearable.
After a long time, it finally couldn't help but scream, and an unprecedented momentum erupted from its body.
Its body suddenly turned 180 degrees.
The tail disappeared!
No, it’s not disappearing, it’s almost reaching its peak!
It’s almost time to completely merge into the endless space and time, and you can’t even catch it with your sight!
But I still say the same thing, compared to speed, I, the Wolf De, have never been afraid of anyone!
In a matter of milliseconds, the ragdoll bear went from stillness to movement. The two cat-tailed swords behind him were twisted together like braids. The intertwining of ice, fire and swords formed an ice-fire spiral sword that annihilated everything. No matter what, the short legs of the ragdoll bear moved faster and faster, and it was about to be poked in the butt. However, in the next millisecond, the speeds of the two sides began to equalize.
Now, I can even spin around the twin tail and let its tail spin like a propeller, and I can't catch it, which will piss you off.
Twin Tails, is this your last trump card?
If so, my unparalleled thoughts will surely come true. Do you feel it? !
Hit the street!
The next second, I fell to the ground, braking on my face, enjoying the pleasure of friction between my front body and the ground.
A flash of green light flashed across the front of the stuffed bear in an instant. The protruding ball of stuffed bear tail on its butt was cut off in half, and its hair flew away.
The third tail of the twin tails, the poisonous cat tail sword!
Even though the situation was still urgent, it couldn't stop me from exhaling heavily.
I knew that this guy with two tails, even if he was violent, was still a thief. His unique skills must not be just the cat-tailed spiral sword of ice and fire.
It's three swords!
Everyone has been deceived by the double tail. Its name is Double Tails, and there are two cat tails trailing behind its buttocks. You see, how deceptive it is. People subconsciously think that it only has two tails.
But what about the noble cane in its hand?
Out of curiosity, I once snatched it away without noticing, intending to play a prank on it.
As a result, the cane immediately disappeared in my hand, and then reappeared in the unhurried two-tailed hand. It was very similar to its style - a tuxedo, a black top hat and a magic cane. This was a magician, as if we were on the same page. Join hands on stage to present a performance for everyone.
If it had been before, I wouldn't have thought of this, but just now, when I grabbed the tail of the double tail, its tail suddenly disappeared and grew back, which immediately shocked me and made me think of a bold guess. .
Could it be that the double-tailed cane is also a tail?
Regardless of whether it is true or not, as a possibility, it is correct to be cautious.
So, in the critical moment just now, with my cleverness, I miraculously escaped the attack of the magical third tail from the two tails.
Sorry, two-tailed... no, it's three-tailed. I won. You are now Ultraman after all your cards are revealed.
The poisonous cat tail sword and the ice and fire spiral sword merged, and the three swords merged into one, attacking from behind with even more terrifying speed and fierce power. However, it was no longer useful.
To deal with the Saints... forget it, it's better not to set up a FLAG.
Facing the powerful blow from the twin tails, the Ragdoll Bear did not dodge, leaving his empty door open, allowing the three swords of ice, fire and poison to slash across his back.
He didn't hide even at the last moment, but suddenly there was something on his back.
A salmon sword.
The three-in-one cat sword finally struck the salmon sword, and it was as if one could see the fish eyes of the salmon sword flashing with strange light, suddenly bulging high, and the fish's mouth opened with all its might.
It’s like giving out a silent cry before death!
Damn it, why!
The moment when the cat sword struck the salmon sword was also the moment when the twin tails were exposed to the greatest weakness.
Fifth level - shock wave!
Environmental magic - gravity!
And then - double rage + five layers of flame fist!
One shackle after another, the twin tails were firmly imprisoned. What awaited them in the end was the fist of fire, the fist of doom, and the fist of judgment falling from the sky!
This is the one-hit kill opportunity I've been waiting for for a long time. Wake up, Twin Tails!
Physical therapy is great!
However, just as the joy of victory surged out, an inexplicable thought suddenly popped out of his mind.
Before being promoted to four wings, the twin tails were already three tails.
What about after promotion? Three tails or three tails?
Twin Tails used his final counterattack to tell me the answer.
At some point, the three elemental cat swords that struck the salmon sword disappeared. They seemed to be powerful, but in fact they could only cut through a layer of fish skin on the salmon sword.
It's a false move!
Spicy Chicken Salmon Sword! You're pretending to be the same person, why did you call me "Nima" just now? ! Don't even remind me, I'm afraid it's not a spy sent by the enemy!
It was too late to complain, as behind the twin tails, it had completely turned into a sea of light!
Six - a total of six cat tails were twisted into one, turning into a super giant spiral sword. From directly above, a perfect half-moon arc was drawn, and it slashed down from top to bottom.
Green, red, blue, intertwined.
Look up, it's a grassland! It was a starry sky! That's a scorching sun!
In the end, everything merged into an infinite and bright galaxy, flowing and rolling down.
When my fist falls on the twin tails, the endless Milky Way will swallow me up at the same time.
What to do? What to do? I don’t want a lose-lose ending!
This is all we can do.
It’s time to teach you some Druid knowledge. As we all know, the principle of Druid’s fury is to strike several times in an instant. When it reaches the extreme, it is seven strikes in an instant. But there is also an extreme extreme, which is nine strikes in an instant. For example Me now.
Of course, this is not the point, as long as you know the principle of Fury being an instant N attack.
So, I now spread out five fists upward to face the bright Milky Way pouring down from above.
Four punches were punched down, and the two-tailed cat heads were blown apart - just kidding, they were scattered.
Then he shouted again - Even if it is the Milky Way, I will crush it!
KO!
A few minutes later, when the dust had settled, I held up the two tails that had fainted, stretched out my fleshy paws toward the camera, and made a V sign.
The battle is over!
"..."
Everyone watching the battle realized at this time that the biggest drama in this battle was not the salmon sword, but the stuffed bear in front of them.
The most hidden thing is not the twin tails, but the stuffed bear in front of me.
Making everyone so worried.
The most important thing is that it caused everyone to blindly analyze the strength, and now I feel ashamed when I think about it.
Winter is here and it’s time to get yourself a bearskin.
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