Chapter 3732 There Are Always Unscrupulous People Who Want to Harm Meow!

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The twin tails who somehow carried the cauldron of the children of hell may have really gained the favor of the world. They sensed an evil thought and didn't want to be the protagonist without tails, so before the evil thoughts invaded, he decisively Opened his eyes.

Regardless of whether he thought about it or not, the image of the memory crystal on the [bedside] and the sound of the loudspeaker that could be heard ten streets away, immediately got in playfully through the slits of its eyes and ears that had just opened.

These two people are...

The twin-tails that had just opened their eyes were not yet awake, and were even a little naive and cute. When ordinary people encountered anyone who didn't jump three feet in the air like a plague god, they would analyze it with seriousness. .

At first glance, the two familiar faces in the image look a bit like they are dancing.

If you look carefully, you can see that there is a bit of Yangko twisting and Erren Zhuan tune.

After careful analysis, a simple and rustic flavor of the dance battle of the village uncle and aunty band rushed towards me.

The sound forced into the ears is also unique.

A suona was played like a goose being pinched by the neck. It was obviously working very hard, but the sound was not audible. It was wheezing and wheezing, as if it was about to expire at any time, but the face was still beaming with joy. The gang seems to be wearing red makeup, which is very weird.

As for the gongs and drums, they are struck east and west, and there is no sense of music or rhythm. It is not even as good as the noise made by machinery. At least it has a neat pattern, and the face is equally beaming, and even a little narcissistic. It looks like singing on stage.

During this period, the brain of the two tails was in the period from being closed to being powered on. When it was turned upwards, it started up and was fully awake. It was as if it had come into contact with an indescribable ancient god. The majestic four-winged master looked like a yellow flower. The eldest girl screamed in embarrassment as if she was being spied on while taking a shower, her face twisted, and she subconsciously waved the memory crystal away with her hand. The entire cat's body tensed and arched, and she jumped high into the air.

Where is this, what was that just now, am I dead?

Twin Tails was brewing three questions about his new life in his mind. He was gasping for breath in shock. After calming down a little, his eyes fell on the place where he was lying just now.

A small sunken pit with soft cushions at the bottom and flowers all around.

The knowledge learned from humans emerged from Twin Tails’ minds in situations that shouldn’t have arisen—isn’t this the funeral of humans?

Could it be that I am really dead?

Just when it was struggling with the big question of life and death, it accidentally flicked the corner of its eye and caught a few sneaky figures.

The most eye-catching one is the one at the head - someone wearing a white apron and a chef's hat on his head, holding a sharp kitchen knife in his hand, tiptoeing towards the direction where he was lying just now.

There were two girls following behind. One of them had her bangs covering her eyes, and she was looking at a book attentively. The title of the book vaguely seemed to be something like [Methods for Dealing with Animal Tails]. She seemed not to notice anything strange, and the other one quickly turned around. Go away to show that it has nothing to do with you.

It's better to die. The girl who was reading and didn't notice anything unusual raised her head and said timidly.

"That... Elder, I can't find it in the book... Cat Tail's method... Huh?"

The air froze, and the scene was frozen in place.

"Ahem, that's actually the case, double tails..."

I felt that with my superb IQ and sharp tongue, this situation could still be saved. I coughed a few times, found the kitchen knife in my hand, and quickly hid it behind my back. Thinking of the chef hat on my head, I hurriedly stretched out my hand to hit After grabbing hard, the conspicuous hat was taken off, but the kitchen knife remained on the head.

No way, the purpose of this pretense is too stupid and too obvious. It can't save me by deceiving Dafa. I'm already at a loss for words before I even leave my mouth.

However, it seems that I should be concerned about another more important thing.

"Wait, Twin Tails, are you okay?"

Judging from the appearance of the two tails, they are no different from normal. Damn it, the children of destiny from hell are so terrifying. They just go into trouble and just take a sleep?

"What can I do? On the contrary, I think the one with the problem should be you." The cat's paw flipped over slightly, and the small noble cane appeared again in the hands of the two tails, and the baton was played in circles.

"You don't know how worried everyone is about you." I spoke with sincerity in my eyes.

"Is this what you call worrying?" The cane pointed in the direction of the memory crystal, and then pointed at the kitchen knife stuck in my head.

"Oh, this." I smiled guiltily, and with a few wisps of blood spurting out, I pulled the kitchen knife out of my scalp.

"The top priority is for you to wake up. Don't worry about such small things."

"I don't think it's a trivial matter. I just heard something extraordinary from that little girl's mouth."

"Woo~~~" Bisi hid behind me in fear.

"Look, Bisi is so scared. Why are you so angry? You can't sit down and talk about something."

"I'm sorry." Returning to his usual elegant gentlemanly demeanor, Shuangwei politely took off his hat and bent down, staring at me intently.

"Bis, believe me, my anger is not directed at you, but at the bad guy in front of you."

"It's not okay to come at me. You are repaying kindness with enmity!"

"Oh? I can give you a chance to explain clearly what you want to do to my tail."

"Actually, it's like this." I felt like I could save it again.

"Look, you haven't woken up for many days. Everyone is a little worried. If you continue like this, you don't know when you will wake up, so I thought of this way. I know that you are very heavy on your tail, so I found you. kitchen knife."

He shook his left hand.

"We've hired another chef."

He patted himself and put on the chef's hat again.

"Call Bisi, who is an excellent cook, and Aikarai, who is here with curiosity."

After looking behind me, it was actually Miss Bailong who was very curious after learning my idea and wanted to follow me. By the way, she called Bisi and said that she was bringing the chef to study new dishes together. She also said that it was no problem. , I can protect myself and Bi Si, otherwise I wouldn’t dare to bring someone here to commit suicide if the situation of the two tails is unknown.

But how could I betray Aikalayi and Bisi? I can only bear the blame. If it were Lao Ma and the others, I wouldn't hesitate for a second, you know.

"Using this method, let's see if I can make you feel the crisis and wake up. It turns out that my method is effective, isn't it?"

When dealing with smart people like Twin Tails...smart cats, you can't completely deceive them. At most, you can only mix in some lies, otherwise you will be found out. I do have this idea, and it doesn't hurt to say it.

"I see." Sure enough, Shuangwei stroked the cat's beard and accepted this statement, but the conversation changed.

"But what if I don't wake up? What are you going to do? Maybe you really want to cut off my cat's tail for cooking?"

"Look what you said, how is it possible?"

"You have a conscience."

"Of course I can cut it."

"What?" The twin-tailed cat's pupils widened and formed a straight line in disbelief.

"I will also use it to try cooking."

"..." The cat's eyes were so frightened that its mouth split into three parts.

"But cooking is not the purpose. I cut it off to prevent you from becoming unconscious after you wake up. I feel that cutting off your tail will reduce your strength and make it easier to subdue."

After pondering for a long time, Shuangwei sighed helplessly: "You guy... you are truly worthy of being a student of Gallon."

"As smart as him?" My eyes lit up. Although the old man with a mouthful of gallons, the fairy with leg hair, and the diamond powder clear soup noodles were the only victims, as a reformer of the Druid profession, he made the entire Druid system from mediocre to Elite, his ability and IQ are thousands of years ago, and it is difficult to find anyone who can match him even if he is thousands of years later.

If this guy wasn't so stubborn, thinking about revenge, doing more practical things, and showing off his identity, he would be the eighth hero after Tarasha.

"Just as mean." Shuangwei gritted his teeth and spit out an elegant and easy-going word.

"But he is still kind-hearted, and he would never cheat his friends no matter what."

"..."

So when it comes to double tails, Tai Lianqing is still the best. This is because I have never seen me trick Lao Ma and Gao Te.

"Compared to this..."

The twin tails suddenly magically snapped their fingers with their cat claws, and a cat tail of void energy appeared out of thin air not far away, hitting the ground with a slap. The sound of the memory crystal that had been playing in a loop just now stopped in shock.

"How could you do this? This is the last memory of the teacher and I!" I was shocked and flew over, holding a handful of loess and tears streaming down my face. I felt so sorry... Tia, it was both of us after all. We worked together, I came up with ideas and she came up with techniques, and it took me a whole night of hard work to make it.

After finishing it, she couldn't get out of bed and I couldn't straighten up. How easy is it for us!

"Stop talking, my head hurts."

Shuangwei rubbed his temples, his eyes showing pain. He didn't know if it was an illusion. He had obviously destroyed the indescribable memory crystal like an ancient god, but there was still a burst of music and pictures in his mind from time to time.

Although he was in a coma, Nekomata was not dead. His body functions were still operating at their lowest level, and then he was enveloped by this terrifying thing for seven days and seven nights!

Seeing this, I quietly hid behind Miss Bailong.

No way, Aikarai, save me, the twin tails will definitely kill me.

Fortunately, Twin Tails didn't care about it anymore, and instead focused on something else.

"What is this?" It pointed to the cat collar around its neck.

"Oh, this." There was nothing to say, so I explained directly.

"It's also to prevent you from going berserk after you wake up, so I borrowed it from Aikarai. It is said that it can restrain even a four-winged strongman for one second."

"Oh." Shuangwei nodded clearly. He did this for everyone's benefit and there was nothing else to say.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, this magic weapon can be deformed to a certain extent. I originally wanted to turn it into a pair of cat ears, but I already had the twin tails. Then I wanted to turn it into a cat girl maid uniform, but it was too precise and couldn't be transformed. Think about it. The turtle shell binding was still a bit much, so I had to change it to a collar, which was better than nothing.

"And it was locked by that guy." As if sensing something, Shuangwei raised his head and looked far away.

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to catch up in time? I'll give you a shuttle first when the time comes." I gave a thumbs up and said with a hearty smile.

"Thank you for being completely prepared!" The cat rolled his eyes angrily.

This is the truth, and it is understandable, but anyone with a double tail would feel unhappy.

"Speaking of which, I feel like your rampage is quite serious this time. I'm still thinking of taking you to Dragon Paradise for treatment. How can you just take a nap and be fine?"

Finally, the topic returned to its starting point and focus...